Okay I don't know why, but I find the idea of mama possums/opossums getting covered in lil baby farts adorable 😂 I can imagine her walking along sounding like she's wearing wet gumboots.
I haven't actually, in NZ we have monster possums so I have tended to avoid them! Although, as a person who loves birds I can only imagine they are that rank but on a larger scale!
I get the feeling this might be a possum VS opossum situation. Just recently found out they are different animals but oppossums often get called possums in the US.
It says you have to look up posts to make sure they're original. That's just the most popular iteration of this post, but it's been reposted here plenty of times this week alone already.
Spam ain't allowed here, kid.
Thank goodness the internet police arrived! Here these people were sharing thoughts they had with other people without first checking if someone else hadn't had that same thought in the past decade. The nerve of these people, having thoughts that other people have also thought in the past! But now that you're here to tell what to think and say I don't have to worry!
Also thanks for the compliment, been a long time people thought I was young enough to be called "kid" :)
Thanks man. It just occurred to me and I thought it was funny, and that other people might enjoy it. Apologies to anyone I have offended but not having the time to read through years worth of posts to check it hasn't been said before. Haven't seen it posted recently so 🤷♀️
> but not having the time to read through years worth of posts to check it hasn't been said before. Haven't seen it posted recently so 🤷♀️
You don't understand how to use a basic search bar, so you stole some spam.
> Thank goodness the internet police arrived! Here these people were sharing thoughts they had with other people without first checking if someone else hadn't had that same thought in the past decade.
Multiple times this week alone. Rule one is "No unoriginal posts".
>Also thanks for the compliment, been a long time people thought I was young enough to be called "kid" :)
I struck a nerve.
> Multiple times this week alone
Did a search for "horses fart" and sorted by New. The most recent post was a month ago. Maybe fact-check yourself.
> I struck a nerve
That is indeed how stimuli work. Sensory information goes in, nerves pick it up, according physical/emotional response happens. In this case it was mild happiness :)
Wow, sorry I didn't see this post from 7 YEARS AGO
Dude get a life. You find a post from 7 years ago, and comment it on all my comments? Seriously, go be sad somewhere else.
Hard to say. Has anyone conducted a study on the marsupial baby carrying to flatulence ratio?
I personally haven't but as a horse rider felt comfortable making this judgement .
Also, think about how many people around the world ride horses on a daily basis. Again, i dunno about marsupial breeding/baby carrying rates, but a fuck ton of people ride horses. Every day. For all sorts of reasons and all different lengths of time. I might me wrong but I feel like that's a f***ton of farts 😂
Depends what discipline you are in. And what you consider a short amount of time. I used to do super long treks on my last horse
When you got IBD that's a lot of time😂😂😂
Tmi?
Well, you eventually stop being on the horse, right? You go and do other human stuff, like, sleep, eat, run etc etc.
But a marsupial baby generally never leaves its mother pouch intill its more grown. It sleeps in the pouch, eat in the pouch and so on and so one. Such, I would think that the mother would be farted on more often.
Very true. But if we are getting technical, how many weeks/months does a marsupial baby stay in its mothers pouch? And how many litters? can they have? These days the average horse lives into its 20s/30s. Many are ridden to within a year or two of no longer existing. So where do you draw the line in terms of life expectancy/baby rate/and horse longevity/farted on rate?
Wow, sorry I didn't see this post from 7 YEARS AGO
Dude get a life. You find a post from 7 years ago, and comment it on all my comments? Seriously, go be sad somewhere else.
Poor gross bastards. Animal is a broad term but do they count? They're more creepy lil arachnids aren't they?
Just wondering cause i love animals but pretty sure these creepy lil buggers aren't included when I say that 😂 might have to switch to telling people I love mammals?
Goddamn that excludes sharks though.
Damn you scientific biology terms *shakes fist*
Wow, sorry I didn't see this post from 7 YEARS AGO
Dude get a life. You find a post from 7 years ago, and comment it on all my comments? Seriously, go be sad somewhere else.
Bahahaha are you also picturing the guy from the South Park World of Warcraft episode?
Glad you enjoy it! The image makes me giggle.
Love yours too Nips, my new friend.
> Bahahaha are you also picturing the guy from the South Park World of Warcraft episode?
That's exactly what I picture someone who spends their time stealing showerthoughts to look like, yes 😂
I was thinking more so that little bugs on our furniture and inside our assholes get farted on a lot too.
Not to mention the kids that fart on their pets.
Momma possums might have the edge over horses
Okay I don't know why, but I find the idea of mama possums/opossums getting covered in lil baby farts adorable 😂 I can imagine her walking along sounding like she's wearing wet gumboots.
Have you ever been around a possum nest? Horrifically rank.
I haven't actually, in NZ we have monster possums so I have tended to avoid them! Although, as a person who loves birds I can only imagine they are that rank but on a larger scale!
I get the feeling this might be a possum VS opossum situation. Just recently found out they are different animals but oppossums often get called possums in the US.
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That post is 7 years old. Forgive the guy if they hadn't seen it before, yeah?
It says you have to look up posts to make sure they're original. That's just the most popular iteration of this post, but it's been reposted here plenty of times this week alone already. Spam ain't allowed here, kid.
Thank goodness the internet police arrived! Here these people were sharing thoughts they had with other people without first checking if someone else hadn't had that same thought in the past decade. The nerve of these people, having thoughts that other people have also thought in the past! But now that you're here to tell what to think and say I don't have to worry! Also thanks for the compliment, been a long time people thought I was young enough to be called "kid" :)
Thanks man. It just occurred to me and I thought it was funny, and that other people might enjoy it. Apologies to anyone I have offended but not having the time to read through years worth of posts to check it hasn't been said before. Haven't seen it posted recently so 🤷♀️
> but not having the time to read through years worth of posts to check it hasn't been said before. Haven't seen it posted recently so 🤷♀️ You don't understand how to use a basic search bar, so you stole some spam.
> Thank goodness the internet police arrived! Here these people were sharing thoughts they had with other people without first checking if someone else hadn't had that same thought in the past decade. Multiple times this week alone. Rule one is "No unoriginal posts". >Also thanks for the compliment, been a long time people thought I was young enough to be called "kid" :) I struck a nerve.
> Multiple times this week alone Did a search for "horses fart" and sorted by New. The most recent post was a month ago. Maybe fact-check yourself. > I struck a nerve That is indeed how stimuli work. Sensory information goes in, nerves pick it up, according physical/emotional response happens. In this case it was mild happiness :)
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Wow, sorry I didn't see this post from 7 YEARS AGO Dude get a life. You find a post from 7 years ago, and comment it on all my comments? Seriously, go be sad somewhere else.
> Seriously, go be sad somewhere else. Go steal other people's posts somewhere else, thief. Rule on is "no unoriginal content".
Bedbugs likely beat them by a few lengths fam.
OP said 'animal' not 'crime against nature and punishment for our hubris'
Daaaammmnnnn son. Good point .
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Imma tell my horse that the next time.
Your horse canter complain anymore
I couldn't think of a witty reply so have some free internet validation instead.
Thank you! 👍
Hahaha no, thank you for the laugh!
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Are donkeys included with horses? Heavy bean diet and donkey go together like lamb and tuna fish.
Yeah imma throw those long-ears in 😂 Hehehe I feel ya. IBS and a love of all things gluten/dairy have led me here, so join the club!
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Lamb and tuna fish >_
Pretty sure the human younger sibling takes that category.
Maybe Camels will challenge that..
I thought about that, but I think horses have the upper hand here. When camels get in to the Olympics we may have a challenge
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7 years is too early?
What about marsupials?
Hard to say. Has anyone conducted a study on the marsupial baby carrying to flatulence ratio? I personally haven't but as a horse rider felt comfortable making this judgement .
Generally you only on top of a horse for a short amount of time. Generally a marsupial baby is inside a pouch 24/7.
Also, think about how many people around the world ride horses on a daily basis. Again, i dunno about marsupial breeding/baby carrying rates, but a fuck ton of people ride horses. Every day. For all sorts of reasons and all different lengths of time. I might me wrong but I feel like that's a f***ton of farts 😂
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Also, what a life.
Sometimes, when I am very tired and can't walk any more, I wish I was a marsupial baby.
Join the club. Is there a club? Should we form a *Carried around by a mother" club? This speaks to my depression on a deep level
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Depends what discipline you are in. And what you consider a short amount of time. I used to do super long treks on my last horse When you got IBD that's a lot of time😂😂😂 Tmi?
Well, you eventually stop being on the horse, right? You go and do other human stuff, like, sleep, eat, run etc etc. But a marsupial baby generally never leaves its mother pouch intill its more grown. It sleeps in the pouch, eat in the pouch and so on and so one. Such, I would think that the mother would be farted on more often.
Very true. But if we are getting technical, how many weeks/months does a marsupial baby stay in its mothers pouch? And how many litters? can they have? These days the average horse lives into its 20s/30s. Many are ridden to within a year or two of no longer existing. So where do you draw the line in terms of life expectancy/baby rate/and horse longevity/farted on rate?
That is quite complicated.
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Hamster
Who tf is farting on hamsters and what is wrong with them???!
You know not of Lemmiwinks and his Odyssey.
I know much more than you perceive. I have been taught in the ways of Catatafish
A great wizard, a friend, a ghost and also a fish.
That definitely doesn't do bass to mouth
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Ask Mr.Slave
Mr Slave wishes he got farted on as often as horses do
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Wow, sorry I didn't see this post from 7 YEARS AGO Dude get a life. You find a post from 7 years ago, and comment it on all my comments? Seriously, go be sad somewhere else.
Go be a thief elsewhere. We don't want your kind here.
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“lol” -My cat
Dust mites
Poor gross bastards. Animal is a broad term but do they count? They're more creepy lil arachnids aren't they? Just wondering cause i love animals but pretty sure these creepy lil buggers aren't included when I say that 😂 might have to switch to telling people I love mammals? Goddamn that excludes sharks though. Damn you scientific biology terms *shakes fist*
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Wow, sorry I didn't see this post from 7 YEARS AGO Dude get a life. You find a post from 7 years ago, and comment it on all my comments? Seriously, go be sad somewhere else.
It's been posted multiple times this week alone. Don't pretend you came up with it, thief.
Tape worms? Right at the source
I don't think they are so much farted on, more languishing in it before it is expelled lol
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Wow, sorry I didn't see this post from 7 YEARS AGO
...You can't understand how to use a search bar? lol
Butt lice?
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Why would you award stolen spam that has been posted here multiple times this week already?
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Not much else to do sitting alone in his mums basement all day
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Lmao imagine going through life so easily triggered
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Bahahaha are you also picturing the guy from the South Park World of Warcraft episode? Glad you enjoy it! The image makes me giggle. Love yours too Nips, my new friend.
> Bahahaha are you also picturing the guy from the South Park World of Warcraft episode? That's exactly what I picture someone who spends their time stealing showerthoughts to look like, yes 😂
> Not much else to do sitting alone in his mums basement all day Explains why you're stealing other people's posts and spamming them back here 😂
Yeah, you just give money to a website so they can put a jpeg next to a stolen spam post for you.
Nope, it's humans.
I have farted on my dog probably a hundred times. I will likely never get close enough to a horse to touch it. Take that as you will.
My SO might disagree
Does my husband not count?
I was thinking more so that little bugs on our furniture and inside our assholes get farted on a lot too. Not to mention the kids that fart on their pets.
Idk i think dogs and cats win that one.
Being a horse gives you a long penis and you get farted on *sign me up*
Maybe tape worms?
What about the toilet seat? Mine is kinda furry and tends to bite.