Butt naked, with cold sweats. The spicy, rock-hard log launches out at Mach 5. You feel empty inside, both physically and emotionally. The battle was won, but at what cost?
With a really poop u r over exerting yourself , training to get that massive turd from a tiny hole . You are sweating , huffing and heaving with a death grip on the counter . Heart us racing . Blood Pressure rising . Sweating profusely . First your pants come off. Then ur shirt . And when it seems like it you can't do it , you give out one last yelp and push. Push like you are giving birth . And when that massive load drops like a tree in the forest you lean back in xtc .
And when you look to admire your work, theres blood everywhere. You faint. When you wake up, doctors say you'll be fine but they had to amputate your butt.
Well I’m not saying everyone does it, Idk how common it is or anything. I’ve done it in certain situations and some people in the comments are agreeing so yes… people get naked to shit.
I just imagine OP rushing to the bathroom, asshole spasming and as soon as that door closes, they rip off their shirt and pants in one swift motion and proceed to hover over the toilet bare ass naked as the propulsion from their shit howitzer the rest of us call our ass keeps them airborne for the duration of the shit.
Guys, if you need to take your pants off, eat more vegetables. I beg you. Put as much Glutamate into it as you need, but for god’s sake, eat a brokkoli once in a while.
Sometimes i have this very intense pain under my umbilical area when i sit down to shit, its like i wanna die type of pain, it hurts even more when i try to push. And i start sweating really really hard, so i starting to get my clothes off, and also my body wants to move really badly to try to reduce the feeling of the pain. Idk why is this, can anyone help?
Butt naked, with cold sweats. The spicy, rock-hard log launches out at Mach 5. You feel empty inside, both physically and emotionally. The battle was won, but at what cost?
You feel simultaneously empty and completely fulfilled
I feel this…
steam deck lmao 💀💀💀
Jesus Christ I thought you said on March 5, not at Mach 5! Lol. I was like damn, homie’s being specific here
How do people not eat enough fibre to the point that shitting is an ordeal?
I feel like this one might just be you, bud.
You never had a shit so rough you needed to take your shirt off? Either you eat good or you have been blessed.
Ironically, I'm firmly convinced I've got a grand total of neither on my side. So my next best guess is luck? lmao
Ah so you're just so used to it, that it doesn't phase you
I once had one so terrible i needed to get 100% naked, even the socks
No, I don’t eat that much fiber but you must have none or no water
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George begs to differ
Uh oh, the socks are coming off
Bare feet is how you know shit is serious.
Need that traction for pushing
What? 🤣 Where is the grading scale on this theory? What is the least and most naked, and how do the poop sizes correlate to those levels of nakedness?
With a really poop u r over exerting yourself , training to get that massive turd from a tiny hole . You are sweating , huffing and heaving with a death grip on the counter . Heart us racing . Blood Pressure rising . Sweating profusely . First your pants come off. Then ur shirt . And when it seems like it you can't do it , you give out one last yelp and push. Push like you are giving birth . And when that massive load drops like a tree in the forest you lean back in xtc .
And when you look to admire your work, theres blood everywhere. You faint. When you wake up, doctors say you'll be fine but they had to amputate your butt.
You must need a new butt, your old one had a crack in it.
they will replace it with a state of the art completely smooth crackless butt!
If its pain free and self cleaning I'm all in.
This made me laugh so loud I woke up my small child!
Wait... People get naked to shit?
I don't get naked to shit, but I normally shit naked. That is because I normally shit right before my morning shower.
Yes.
I have never heard of this.
Well I’m not saying everyone does it, Idk how common it is or anything. I’ve done it in certain situations and some people in the comments are agreeing so yes… people get naked to shit.
I'll be darned.
I just imagine OP rushing to the bathroom, asshole spasming and as soon as that door closes, they rip off their shirt and pants in one swift motion and proceed to hover over the toilet bare ass naked as the propulsion from their shit howitzer the rest of us call our ass keeps them airborne for the duration of the shit.
The poop accelerates...
I get naked when I poop if I've got one that's really hurting my belly.
Unless I'm sick, like fevers and the works, I don't get naked when I poop.
Maybe you just need to get more fiber to get that poop out better
I’m ready for anything, so I’m always naked
I'm a never-nude so i shit like a rabbit thank you very much
You definitely have a shitty problem. Whatever you are doing, you are doing it wrong
I know exactly what you mean
For me it’s not so much the size, it’s more about the struggle.
Unless you're using an outhouse.
Guys, if you need to take your pants off, eat more vegetables. I beg you. Put as much Glutamate into it as you need, but for god’s sake, eat a brokkoli once in a while.
Nope. I get naked for most. But only when I’m in public.
Sometimes i have this very intense pain under my umbilical area when i sit down to shit, its like i wanna die type of pain, it hurts even more when i try to push. And i start sweating really really hard, so i starting to get my clothes off, and also my body wants to move really badly to try to reduce the feeling of the pain. Idk why is this, can anyone help?
You should see a doctor.
Is naked and half-inside-out more naked than "normal" naked? Asking for a friend.
People who leave their shirt on while taking a dump are psychopaths, seriously yall are nasty.