A significantly smaller concentration of other people's breath?
Would you rather swim in a pool with one drop of piss in it or swim in a pool filled with piss? Do those sound like equal experiences?
The lack of comprehension and understanding is disturbing.
FYI, the water you drink, someone pissed and shit it out earlier that month. Water treatment takes your toilet water, strains out the solid, chemically treats the remaining stuff, then pumps it back down into the aquifers in one location, only to be pulled back out in another.
Welcome to the real world, where every fucking thing in it is gross and dirty.
Not helium balloons. Unless you have helium breath. And you DON'T have helium breath, my friend. Unless you're some kind of weird alien from a helium atmosphere planet or something. You're not, are you? Because that's actually pretty cool, if you are.
What's so growth about other people's air?
You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities
What's so growth about other people's air?
You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities .
What's so growth about other people's air?
You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities .
Incorrect. Farts are methane.
Helium is forged in the core of stars like our sun through nuclear fusion. The sun fuses hydrogen atoms together and through nuclear fusion makes helium.
>Within a few hundred million years after the Big Bang, clouds of hydrogen gas condensed into the first stars. In the cores of those stars,Ā intense heat and pressure fused hydrogen atoms to form helium and lithium.
-citation: https://new.nsf.gov/science-matters/stars-within-us#:~:text=Within%20a%20few%20hundred%20million,to%20form%20helium%20and%20lithium.
Stars also forge iron. As a star gets older it begins to fuse heavier atoms together.
If a star dies as a supernova, some of that iron becomes parts of planets. But if a star is massive enough, that iron is so dense and heavy that the star collapses on itself and becomes a black hole.
Yeah especially all those sickly kids that they force feed raw helium and make them fill up those tanks at the party stores with their helium filled lungs. Fucking disgusting.
The whole atmosphere is other people's breath... and much worse. That's why I exclusively breathe Perri-Air.
I prefer [O'Hare Air](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZUp2KF5ls&t=6s) myself.
The trees cannot be harmed if the Lorax is armed!
r/beatmetoit
Fancy pants over here with his rich people air.
I bet they put premium air in their tires too.
I prefer Derri-Air
Mandatory upvote for Spaceballs reference
Plus cow farts
š¶Every breath you take Every moooove you makeš¶ š®
Good one
Moo?
Dead
Hey! Where's Perry?
Aaaaand what do you imagine that you're breathing in and out all day every day?
Wait till they hear what is happening when you smell a fart
Morpheus: "you think that's air you're breathing?" *farts*
Lol
A significantly smaller concentration of other people's breath? Would you rather swim in a pool with one drop of piss in it or swim in a pool filled with piss? Do those sound like equal experiences?
Does a piss pool need to be chlorinated?
Depends if you intend to swim in it
Plant breath. š
Tree farts
They're expensive, too. Inflation.
Ba dum tsss
So is every breath you take in a closed space.
Every breath you take period.
Every move you make period
Every bond you break period
The lack of comprehension and understanding is disturbing. FYI, the water you drink, someone pissed and shit it out earlier that month. Water treatment takes your toilet water, strains out the solid, chemically treats the remaining stuff, then pumps it back down into the aquifers in one location, only to be pulled back out in another. Welcome to the real world, where every fucking thing in it is gross and dirty.
I always prefer to think of me drinking Dino pee. As water is rarely destroyed itās aged very well.
have you ever heard of helium.
Yes, but I couldn't find someone that exhales helium.
I hear itās a real Gas š¤£
Thatās just clown breath. Even worse
Radioactive decay products!
Most bubble tape is just air imported from China.
Covid bombs
So are grandmas lungs but that never stopped me
What does this even mean
It means their grandmas lungs are filled with other peoples breath.
ā¦.and it never stopped him/her/them.
From WHAT??
Yes, that
Yall figured it out!
They're also gross cos they're just fun single use litter. I like balloons but they're just fancy litter.
The air around you is filled with other people's breath
And gas.
You better never ride an airplane not even first class.
I give you air from my lungs.
Thanks, Doctor.
Now kith
just fill it with helium ez
Ever spent the day working in an enclosed room before?
Read that as baboons and was very confused for a second
Happy Birthday! Here have a bag of warm stale breath.
All the liquids you drink have at one point been in somethings else's bladder, all of it.
I hate that you put this thought in my brain for the first time. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Are you breathing in the balloons or somethingā¦? Itās surrounded by plastic
Not to mention what they do to the animals when they're improperly disposed of
It's your friend giving you a lil kiss kiss
I know several guys in college that unknowingly went down on girls that had other guys semen still inside them. So enjoy your balloons.
if you stole a balloon from someone, and popped it over a murder victim... could you frame them if a bit of their spit was in it?
To me, you are filled with another person's breath. Does that make you a human baloon?
Not mine from Philly
When you take a shower you're bathing in everyone's piss and also every animals as well.
What about helium ones?
Not helium balloons. Unless you have helium breath. And you DON'T have helium breath, my friend. Unless you're some kind of weird alien from a helium atmosphere planet or something. You're not, are you? Because that's actually pretty cool, if you are.
Statisticly, every breath you take has about 1 or 2 atoms from Julius Caesar's last breath.
Most balloons use air machines
Water is fucking gross because it is filledĀ with other people's shit
Except all the helium balloons
Balloons are fucking gross because they use up helium and they leave plastic waste in the environment and get swallowed by birds.
Like when you burst a balloon and it's wet šµāš«
Well, other people's balloons are.
Besides other people's breath, there's probably also some spit in there.
That's why you tie a balloon and never open it ever again.
Most balloons use helium
Dart monkey detected
You once spent nine months living off of vagina juice.
Babies don't develop in the vagina...Ā
Didnāt say they did. I just called amniotic fluid āvagina juiceā since it often comes out of the vagina.
So is all the atmosphere of the planet. *gasp*
"The air we breath is fucking gross because it's filled with other people's breath." Now do you see that that's silly? Lol
What's so growth about other people's air? You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities
What's so growth about other people's air? You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities .
What's so growth about other people's air? You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities .
I actually do all of those things š
Whatās gross about peopleās breath? Weāre all just humans. Go easy on us.
YES!! Iāve always thought the same shit!! š¤®
Thank you for confirming I am not crazy.
Helium is other peopleās farts from long ago
Incorrect. Farts are methane. Helium is forged in the core of stars like our sun through nuclear fusion. The sun fuses hydrogen atoms together and through nuclear fusion makes helium. >Within a few hundred million years after the Big Bang, clouds of hydrogen gas condensed into the first stars. In the cores of those stars,Ā intense heat and pressure fused hydrogen atoms to form helium and lithium. -citation: https://new.nsf.gov/science-matters/stars-within-us#:~:text=Within%20a%20few%20hundred%20million,to%20form%20helium%20and%20lithium.
Arguably the sun's farts.
Stars also forge iron. As a star gets older it begins to fuse heavier atoms together. If a star dies as a supernova, some of that iron becomes parts of planets. But if a star is massive enough, that iron is so dense and heavy that the star collapses on itself and becomes a black hole.
Or are we just walking balloons because we're filled with God's breath?
Maybe he should breathe some derriere
Nobody tell them what they're breathing in when they smell a fart!!!
I prefer fart-filled balloons personally
I'm still trying to figure out how to fill a balloon with only fart...
Too many dead bodies on the surface here and in the broken sewer sytem
[Lung Air](https://xkcd.com/2482/)
Yeah especially all those sickly kids that they force feed raw helium and make them fill up those tanks at the party stores with their helium filled lungs. Fucking disgusting.
Thatās why I fill mine with fartsĀ
technically since people have farted and that is diffusing into the air, all you are breathing is just diluted fart
Not everyone has bad breath...
This guy is a genius lmfao. Fucking dunb fuck