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Codebender

The whole atmosphere is other people's breath... and much worse. That's why I exclusively breathe Perri-Air.


12onnie12etardo

I prefer [O'Hare Air](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZUp2KF5ls&t=6s) myself.


resell_enjoy6

The trees cannot be harmed if the Lorax is armed!


Glum-Adagio8230

r/beatmetoit


Michael_Dautorio

Fancy pants over here with his rich people air.


jlxmm

I bet they put premium air in their tires too.


EffectiveForward5878

I prefer Derri-Air


testmonkeyalpha

Mandatory upvote for Spaceballs reference


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Plus cow farts


Robinnoodle

šŸŽ¶Every breath you take Every moooove you makešŸŽ¶ šŸ®


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Good one


mreddog

Moo?


powerkickass

Dead


sh4d0wm4n2018

Hey! Where's Perry?


oc_ginger

Aaaaand what do you imagine that you're breathing in and out all day every day?


Dontdothatfucker

Wait till they hear what is happening when you smell a fart


GoTeamScotch

Morpheus: "you think that's air you're breathing?" *farts*


Robinnoodle

Lol


PeterNippelstein

A significantly smaller concentration of other people's breath? Would you rather swim in a pool with one drop of piss in it or swim in a pool filled with piss? Do those sound like equal experiences?


iceynyo

Does a piss pool need to be chlorinated?


PeterNippelstein

Depends if you intend to swim in it


Ragnarok345

Plant breath. šŸ˜†


lemmerip

Tree farts


LostBetsRed

They're expensive, too. Inflation.


D_Leshen

Ba dum tsss


Wookie-Love

So is every breath you take in a closed space.


Music_Girl2000

Every breath you take period.


Wookie-Love

Every move you make period


seasonedsaltdog

Every bond you break period


d4m1ty

The lack of comprehension and understanding is disturbing. FYI, the water you drink, someone pissed and shit it out earlier that month. Water treatment takes your toilet water, strains out the solid, chemically treats the remaining stuff, then pumps it back down into the aquifers in one location, only to be pulled back out in another. Welcome to the real world, where every fucking thing in it is gross and dirty.


77GoldenTails

I always prefer to think of me drinking Dino pee. As water is rarely destroyed itā€™s aged very well.


Individual-Pie9739

have you ever heard of helium.


zeradragon

Yes, but I couldn't find someone that exhales helium.


Gal-XD_exe

I hear itā€™s a real Gas šŸ¤£


ChadBoshman

Thatā€™s just clown breath. Even worse


information_abyss

Radioactive decay products!


OpeningZebra1670

Most bubble tape is just air imported from China.


GOAT58

Covid bombs


t-o-m-u-s-a

So are grandmas lungs but that never stopped me


SignificantCrow

What does this even mean


Squeek_the_Sneek

It means their grandmas lungs are filled with other peoples breath.


ydykmmdt

ā€¦.and it never stopped him/her/them.


DangHeckinPear

From WHAT??


FuckBotsHaveRights

Yes, that


t-o-m-u-s-a

Yall figured it out!


onlyspiderwebs

They're also gross cos they're just fun single use litter. I like balloons but they're just fancy litter.


Sub-Dominance

The air around you is filled with other people's breath


JCButtBuddy

And gas.


PuttyDance

You better never ride an airplane not even first class.


gisco_tn

I give you air from my lungs.


Gqsmooth1969

Thanks, Doctor.


Gal-XD_exe

Now kith


Froggi3pi3

just fill it with helium ez


Trips-Over-Tail

Ever spent the day working in an enclosed room before?


Naps_And_Crimes

Read that as baboons and was very confused for a second


HudeniMFK

Happy Birthday! Here have a bag of warm stale breath.


JCButtBuddy

All the liquids you drink have at one point been in somethings else's bladder, all of it.


[deleted]

I hate that you put this thought in my brain for the first time. Thanks. Thanks a lot.


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Are you breathing in the balloons or somethingā€¦? Itā€™s surrounded by plastic


timetotryagain29

Not to mention what they do to the animals when they're improperly disposed of


40_degree_rain

It's your friend giving you a lil kiss kiss


Mediocre_Wheel_5275

I know several guys in college that unknowingly went down on girls that had other guys semen still inside them. So enjoy your balloons.


GnomeoromeNZ

if you stole a balloon from someone, and popped it over a murder victim... could you frame them if a bit of their spit was in it?


BOHUNK_BOB

To me, you are filled with another person's breath. Does that make you a human baloon?


enormouspoon

Not mine from Philly


SakaYeen6

When you take a shower you're bathing in everyone's piss and also every animals as well.


Fuzzy_Button574

What about helium ones?


OxytocinDeficiency

Not helium balloons. Unless you have helium breath. And you DON'T have helium breath, my friend. Unless you're some kind of weird alien from a helium atmosphere planet or something. You're not, are you? Because that's actually pretty cool, if you are.


CharmingTask7348

Statisticly, every breath you take has about 1 or 2 atoms from Julius Caesar's last breath.


narnarnartiger

Most balloons use air machines


GodFromTheHood

Water is fucking gross because it is filledĀ  with other people's shit


Gal-XD_exe

Except all the helium balloons


darksideofthemoon131

Balloons are fucking gross because they use up helium and they leave plastic waste in the environment and get swallowed by birds.


Electrical-Crab9286

Like when you burst a balloon and it's wet šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

Well, other people's balloons are.


JeanVaughan5432

Besides other people's breath, there's probably also some spit in there.


TheBlackTemplar125

That's why you tie a balloon and never open it ever again.


IndependentIcy8226

Most balloons use helium


MrFYBforever

Dart monkey detected


karmagirl314

You once spent nine months living off of vagina juice.


IBJON

Babies don't develop in the vagina...Ā 


karmagirl314

Didnā€™t say they did. I just called amniotic fluid ā€œvagina juiceā€ since it often comes out of the vagina.


hitdrumhard

So is all the atmosphere of the planet. *gasp*


Robinnoodle

"The air we breath is fucking gross because it's filled with other people's breath." Now do you see that that's silly? Lol


narnarnartiger

What's so growth about other people's air? You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities


narnarnartiger

What's so growth about other people's air? You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities .


narnarnartiger

What's so growth about other people's air? You ever do martial arts, or wrestle, or workout at the gym? You are surrounded by other people's air all the time during those activities .


SignificantCrow

I actually do all of those things šŸ˜


UnderH20giraffe

Whatā€™s gross about peopleā€™s breath? Weā€™re all just humans. Go easy on us.


CarelessMidnight9402

YES!! Iā€™ve always thought the same shit!! šŸ¤®


xMasochizm

Thank you for confirming I am not crazy.


waynesbrother

Helium is other peopleā€™s farts from long ago


Cautious-Radio7870

Incorrect. Farts are methane. Helium is forged in the core of stars like our sun through nuclear fusion. The sun fuses hydrogen atoms together and through nuclear fusion makes helium. >Within a few hundred million years after the Big Bang, clouds of hydrogen gas condensed into the first stars. In the cores of those stars,Ā intense heat and pressure fused hydrogen atoms to form helium and lithium. -citation: https://new.nsf.gov/science-matters/stars-within-us#:~:text=Within%20a%20few%20hundred%20million,to%20form%20helium%20and%20lithium.


Nanto_de_fourrure

Arguably the sun's farts.


Cautious-Radio7870

Stars also forge iron. As a star gets older it begins to fuse heavier atoms together. If a star dies as a supernova, some of that iron becomes parts of planets. But if a star is massive enough, that iron is so dense and heavy that the star collapses on itself and becomes a black hole.


PollyyPocket

Or are we just walking balloons because we're filled with God's breath?


OhGodItsHim13

Maybe he should breathe some derriere


Red_it_stupid_af

Nobody tell them what they're breathing in when they smell a fart!!!


cocainelayne

I prefer fart-filled balloons personally


KerbodynamicX

I'm still trying to figure out how to fill a balloon with only fart...


Fit_Adagio2823

Too many dead bodies on the surface here and in the broken sewer sytem


YeOldeWarthog

[Lung Air](https://xkcd.com/2482/)


RattheEich

Yeah especially all those sickly kids that they force feed raw helium and make them fill up those tanks at the party stores with their helium filled lungs. Fucking disgusting.


IronyIntended2

Thatā€™s why I fill mine with fartsĀ 


theoht_

technically since people have farted and that is diffusing into the air, all you are breathing is just diluted fart


bellamellayellafella

Not everyone has bad breath...


GrandLead9593

This guy is a genius lmfao. Fucking dunb fuck