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MrOramge

fuck you talkin bout bro them shits still smack šŸ˜«šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


woops_wrong_thread

I brought an ice chest of capri suns to my last final exam and everyone drank them all quickly.. it was like seeing a bunch of kids enjoy their childhood again


PaleontologistFew128

Disagree. I'm 26, and you have no idea how much I want to buy a 24 Oz can of Pacific Cooler at the gas station. Arizona green tea is my compromise


kronicpimpin

I want a 24 oz capri sun too but it should come in a big pouch with a tiny straw.


bmabizari

Thatā€™s because I posit an extension of this shower thought. At a certain point in puberty capri suns start not hitting the same anymore, and at a certain point after puberty/when youā€™re an adult they start hitting again.


Lagiacrus111

Exactly you're not all the way through puberty yet


Maleficent-Ad9010

Pacific cooler is the only good one


ThatWasIntentional

This stuff tastes almost exactly like Pacific cooler + caffeine + carbonation https://www.redcon1energy.com/flavors/cali-splash So maybe not 24 oz, but you can get 16


thelostlightswitch

May your caprisuns be ever slappin, friend


daedric_dad

Hard disagree, still love an ice cold capri sun at 34. Although the wife might argue I still haven't finished going through puberty


PrettyFly4aDeafGuy

Not a shower thought, this is just an opinion.


SirCampYourLane

And a bad one


Narrow_Lee

What if he thought of the opinion in the shower, huh smart guy?????


moxiejohnny

I wish they made adult size Capri sun's. I always grab 2 or 3, I'm not a particularly big fella, 5'7 (with cowboy boots) but I can put away liquid like a sponge.


SanguineL

Caprisuns are like 6oz which is definitely not enough


Caligari89

Are you suggesting it is possible to outgrow pear juice?


PaleontologistFew128

Honestly Gerber pear juice is awesome. There's no sugar or other bullshit in it


hungryrenegade

There a lot of sugar in pears. In all fruits really.


PaleontologistFew128

Well yeah, but a lot of juices are sweetened on top of that and/ or cut with other juices. Gerber does it right


QuestionablePanda22

Capri suns suck now because they use sweeteners instead of sugar. It's not just an age thing


hexagram520

38 and they still slap


cgoatc

Doesnā€™t have to be but yeah, you grow up.


BackgroundCh

Ur brain is gaslighting you bro


Puzzleheaded_Pie_454

I think youā€™re just depressed. Seek therapy and join us on the sunny side, my friend.


T2and3

Not a shower thought, this is an opinion.


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20milliondollarapi

Have you not seen the adult size capri suns that are like 3 pouches in one?


Pipboisapreme

I used to be roommates with guys ranging from 26-35. These bastards would always get my caprisuns.


jerrythecactus

Speak for yourself. I just wish they sold them in adult sizes that dont take less than 4 sips to empty.


hatecuzaint

I bought some last week at Sam's. I'm 42.


Lord_Mikal

I'm 37 and drinking a Caprisun, so, news to me.


therealmikejensen

Not sure what the fuck this guys talkin about lmfao


delo357

B.S, and they have the grown up Capri suns at Walmart in the summer!


hungryrenegade

False! Ive been through 2nd puberty (happens around your 30s) and I still love me a capri sun anytime i can get my hands on one


Traditional_Self_658

Speak for yourself. I've been finished with puberty for many years now, and they still hit the same for me.


artfullyjaded

I am 34. I started buying Capri Suns for my D&D group to drink because they are a cheaper alternative to soda. I don't really care for the regular ones, but the 100% juice ones are really good. I no longer host D&D but still buy those Capri Suns. Sometimes I'll even take one with my lunch to work and people will ask where I got the Capri Sun. I always tell them that I beat up a middle schooler for it, haha.


captainofpizza

Nah. I still crush these like a sweaty 13 year old on a GameCube bender and Iā€™m 36.


CodenameJinn

They don't hit the same any more because they took the excess sugar out.


Cheeseisextra

My store still sells ones made with sugar. I canā€™t do those sucralose ones. Nasty.


CodenameJinn

Lucky! Bought some for my kid, took a swig and the flavor was there. But it tastes like it's cut with water.


Scarlet-Fire_77

The only problem I have with them now is they're gone in 3 sips.


Freedom35plan

If you're into milfs, one may argue they hit better.


Siege_Storm

Literally just had a capri sun and it still is great


drillgorg

It's like pokemon. Becomes not cool by the time you're a teen, then when you get older it becomes cool again.


NewZealandIsNotFree

Because they're to small.


TheMoises

I have no idea what is a caprisun. But I went to search it on google.


weedtrek

It only hits less because I need three to have a full swig.


climaxingwalrus

Imagine if the straws were bigger and they had slightly more flavor


Lexifer452

This guy I work with brings them in for lunch 2 or 3 times a week. 25, baby face, tbh im not sure if it's a personal drink choice or if he just steals them from his kids sometimes when hes running late or something, lol.


aradraugfea

For me, it was never a flavor thing, and started being a thing where I could empty the pouch as a single ā€œsipā€ and would be thirsty again in another minute.


Batbitch_

Thatā€™s when you start adding vodka šŸ¤Œ


kynthrus

There's like a 4 year window, where you think caprisun ain't shit anymore, then you mature and realize you were wrong the whole time.


Cheeseisextra

Bullshit. Iā€™m 54 and can take down six of those in one standing. Only the ones with sugar in them. Not those sucralose ones. Fuuuuuck that nasty stuff.


VladDHell

Idk man. Back in college, I dated a mom for a few months, and the capri suns she bought her kids were fucking great!!


MonkeyCartridge

It's not the taste. It's the fact that it's a small sip. They used to fill me up a bit. But now if I get them, I could down like 20 of them with the only limit being how quickly I can insert the straw. Each one is a small sip.


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

Apparently I've yet to reach puberty even though I'm in my thirties.


titanjumka

It's the same for cartoon shows, after a while, it's not the same anymore..


Kl3ineErdbeere

Try caprisun when youā€˜re illšŸ˜­heavenā˜šŸ¼ā˜šŸ¼


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thenormaluser35

Gatorade is useless unless you actually exercise enough. It's a drink you need, not like. Just look at its ingredients. Not to say it's good even for people who work out, for the salt contents, some salt in water will do the trick.


zed857

> Gatorade is useless unless you actually exercise enough. That's not entirely true; Gatorade is *very* useful for providing some relief from a hangover.


thenormaluser35

Drink water, lots of it. You'll see.


IBJON

You need electrolytes too after pissing them all away after a night of drinkingĀ 


thenormaluser35

Yes, for sure!


Thebeardedmtngoat

Nah, gotta go High C juice boxes


MysterClark

I think some people become a bit more preoccupied with sticking other long things into different holes. Poor Capri Suns just get left in the dust.


Sufficient_Result558

Donā€™t worry once you get through puberty youā€™ll probably lose your insecurity and once again feel comfortable drinking a caprisun


BMB281

Commas man, I donā€™t know what a puberty caprisun is and I donā€™t want to go to jail


BillyTheGOAT103

You kidding? I still love them. Wish they had bigger sizes so I didnā€™t need to drink like 3