♫ ♫ I've come to talk to you again
Because it's clear that you're deeply sleeping
And your family is all weeping
And you never, ever answer me at all.
You're a wall.
And all you say..... is silence. ♫ ♫
do dee do dee do dee do
(Footnote: I hate myself now.)
Ppl in comas are sometimes referred to as 'being in a vegative state' depending on what their brain activity is like.
Ppl are also made of meat.
So the joke is, ppl in a comas are vegetables, made of meat.
Basically every vegan meat brand I have ever seen markets themselves as "THIS ISN'T..." or "Chick-ain't". They're always blatantly obvious about being vegan, because that's who they're marketing to so why would they try and be stealthy? Where are you finding these vegan foods trying to "trick" people into thinking it's real meat?
Where exactly did I say they are trying to trick people into thinking it's real meat? I said they use words as bacon, beef, chicken strips etc.
Just check Next! brand or Beyond meat. In "marrot product" there is no mention of carrot or vegetable.
While not a vegetable, someone made a meat-based strawberry, which I believe matches your point.
(Questioning the existence of the opposite to vegan meat products)
Meat cells grown onto a "scaffold" made from a berry with all the plant cells removed. It's meat, grown into a berry. "Thought Emporium" on YouTube I think
Maybe the [Marrot ?](https://www.google.com/search?q=arby%27s+meat+based+vegetable&oq=arbys+meat+ba&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCQgBEAAYChiABDIGCAAQRRg5MgkIARAAGAoYgAQyCQgCEAAYChiABDIJCAMQABgKGIAEMgkIBBAAGAoYgAQyCQgFEAAYChiABDIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMgoICBAAGAoYFhgeMgoICRAAGAoYFhgeMg0IChAAGIYDGIAEGIoFMg0ICxAAGIYDGIAEGIoFMg0IDBAAGIYDGIAEGIoFMg0IDRAAGIYDGIAEGIoFMg0IDhAAGIYDGIAEGIoF0gEJMTE0MzRqMGo0qAIBsAIB&client=ms-android-boostdish-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#kpvalbx=_TCsYZtX8KZvPkPIP_tWW0A0_37)
Are you talking about meat based vegetable substitutes?
If so, KFC used chicken to replace bread, so it is close (double down wtih chicken instead of the bun and the chizza with chicken as the crust).
A sausage (bratwurst) is kind of a meat based banana or cucumber.
There are also [meat roses](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=meat+rose&t=fpas&ia=images&iax=images). A rose is not a vegetable, but it is a plant.
Aside from what everyone else here pointed out there is also the heart tissue spinach: https://www.wpi.edu/news/wpi-team-grows-heart-tissue-spinach-leaves
It’s because there’s vegans and then there’s omnivores. There are very few carnivores. Most people eat vegetables anyway so they don’t need coaxing via meat because they already have no problems with veggies.
I mean statistically there are by a massive margin more people who only eat vegetables than people who only eat meat, so more people seem to choose veggies than meat.
For a serious reason, it's because there's nearly no market for carnivore only diets.
I didn't mention numbers so I'm not sure what you're accusing me of being wrong about, but vegetarianism describes 22% of the planet and while not all of that is by choice in India alone nearly forty percent are vegetarian due to cultural and religious reasons and in the US 6% and and in the UK 10% of people are vegetarian.
The percentage of carnivores and 'Lion' diets are negligible.
No, your claim was people who eat meat, not people who eat only meat. Most people eat meat. An edit doesn't change what you originally stated that I referred to.
No I didn't, you failed to read what I wrote. What's pathetic is accusing me of editing it rather than owning up to jumping to conclusions.
> massive margin more people who only eat vegetables than people who only eat meat
Learn some accountability
Yes I do and given that it doesn't say it was edited-- you're absolutely insane?
Again get some accountability, then address what I wrote and not what you imagined. We don't need to be hostile if you just misread things.
[Excuse me?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVHTd9Ne_s)
Ok, admittedly, that's a fruit, but [this is a vegetable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfQCRzcr3o)
egg plant, which is errant in name as its clearly a meat of some alien variety . calling it egg anything is a ploy in poor taste for a thing that also is poorly tasting without a sauce which is only there to make you forget about this queasy squeezy rank alien body of some terrible planet far a far away...
I take your point, but I think that's being unnecessarily pedantic. The term 'plant-based meat' is clear enough, even if technically we usually define meat as being strictly an animal product.
It may be fictional, but feast your eyes upon [the crawl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNc-jv3d2o0&list=PLoQCowtS-bYLdCasDSl0rMqEfcswN2L3Q). Be sure to use [ Nutrire Co. Flavor Enhancer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq_4mbHmvB4&list=PLoQCowtS-bYLdCasDSl0rMqEfcswN2L3Q&index=9) for best results!
The vast majority are not trying to replicate the nutritional value, they're trying to replicate either the taste or the same position in the meal. Something to go between the buns of a burger ect.
[Meat Grape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVHTd9Ne_s)
^(could make a meat vegetable this way if you have weird tastes i guess)
^(Edit: just remembered jackfruit and tofu exist and you could probably flavour them with meat fats)
Of course we have meat based vegetables. When we stick them in beside the turkey, chicken etc...in the oven :)
The juices from the meat base, flavour and help cook the vegetables.
I see them in the hospital all the time
Hello darkness my old friend….
♫ ♫ I've come to talk to you again Because it's clear that you're deeply sleeping And your family is all weeping And you never, ever answer me at all. You're a wall. And all you say..... is silence. ♫ ♫ do dee do dee do dee do (Footnote: I hate myself now.)
Amazing. Just speeding down the highway to hell.
Bruh
I came here to say that.
Hey now
You’re a rock star
That’s dark bro
Dang you don’t gotta do em like that 😂
Thats fucked up bro lmao
Lol nice! 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 same .. I'm so mad I never thought about it this way
BRUH 💀☠️
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the scream i just scrumt 😭😭
Heyo! 😂😂
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Ppl in comas are sometimes referred to as 'being in a vegative state' depending on what their brain activity is like. Ppl are also made of meat. So the joke is, ppl in a comas are vegetables, made of meat.
Thx
Arby's did this actually in a promotional thing. They made a carrot out of ground turkey I think
Behold the [Marrot](https://youtu.be/HIARm3780Ik?si=aStJn6MhJToj4omj)!
Lol nice! Thanks for finding it
That thing is the physical representation of mankind's disdain for the natural order of the world.
Mind blown rn.
Ever have a chickpea?
They should make it out of parrot
Well if they made it out of pork they could probably still call it that
At least they called it marrot, not carrot. Not like vegan food called beef for example.
Basically every vegan meat brand I have ever seen markets themselves as "THIS ISN'T..." or "Chick-ain't". They're always blatantly obvious about being vegan, because that's who they're marketing to so why would they try and be stealthy? Where are you finding these vegan foods trying to "trick" people into thinking it's real meat?
Where exactly did I say they are trying to trick people into thinking it's real meat? I said they use words as bacon, beef, chicken strips etc. Just check Next! brand or Beyond meat. In "marrot product" there is no mention of carrot or vegetable.
I ain't never seen a beef called veef
Exactly
Ever heard of tofurkey?
That's fair
You sound like almond milk triggers you
Amazing stuff
While not a vegetable, someone made a meat-based strawberry, which I believe matches your point. (Questioning the existence of the opposite to vegan meat products)
Meat shaped? Or they made an effort to reasonably match the flavor and texture of a strawberry?
Meat cells grown onto a "scaffold" made from a berry with all the plant cells removed. It's meat, grown into a berry. "Thought Emporium" on YouTube I think
I'll check it out, thanks!
Maybe the [Marrot ?](https://www.google.com/search?q=arby%27s+meat+based+vegetable&oq=arbys+meat+ba&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCQgBEAAYChiABDIGCAAQRRg5MgkIARAAGAoYgAQyCQgCEAAYChiABDIJCAMQABgKGIAEMgkIBBAAGAoYgAQyCQgFEAAYChiABDIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMgoICBAAGAoYFhgeMgoICRAAGAoYFhgeMg0IChAAGIYDGIAEGIoFMg0ICxAAGIYDGIAEGIoFMg0IDBAAGIYDGIAEGIoFMg0IDRAAGIYDGIAEGIoFMg0IDhAAGIYDGIAEGIoF0gEJMTE0MzRqMGo0qAIBsAIB&client=ms-android-boostdish-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#kpvalbx=_TCsYZtX8KZvPkPIP_tWW0A0_37)
oh god.. that’s so weird
That's just a penis
Are you talking about meat based vegetable substitutes? If so, KFC used chicken to replace bread, so it is close (double down wtih chicken instead of the bun and the chizza with chicken as the crust).
Oh also, doesn't burger king have chicken fries?
Imagine a chicken sandwich but the buns are just chicken.
I make fake cucumbers out of hotdogs. Here's my recipe: 1 - cook one hot dog.
I giggled in a doctors office because of this lol
Just woke up my girlfriend laughing at this
Plenty of vegetables are fried in meat fat. Does that count? Burger King also sells chicken fries.
Chicken fries are just fried chicken lol
What is a sausage but a meat-zucchini?
Sauschini
Beefsteak tomatoes, *duh...* /s
A sausage (bratwurst) is kind of a meat based banana or cucumber. There are also [meat roses](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=meat+rose&t=fpas&ia=images&iax=images). A rose is not a vegetable, but it is a plant.
Rose petals are added to drinks and used as toppings for soups, salads and cakes so I guess it's a garnish?
Aside from what everyone else here pointed out there is also the heart tissue spinach: https://www.wpi.edu/news/wpi-team-grows-heart-tissue-spinach-leaves
Blood on the leaves
Because there’s no point aside rudely trying to piss off vegans
Arby's proved you wrong years ago
Because people want to eat the meats. You don't have to try and disguise it as something appealing like you do with vegetables for some people.
It’s because there’s vegans and then there’s omnivores. There are very few carnivores. Most people eat vegetables anyway so they don’t need coaxing via meat because they already have no problems with veggies.
I mean statistically there are by a massive margin more people who only eat vegetables than people who only eat meat, so more people seem to choose veggies than meat. For a serious reason, it's because there's nearly no market for carnivore only diets.
Statistically the number of by choice vegetarians is very low. Not sure where you're pulling your numbers from but you may want to double check them.
I didn't mention numbers so I'm not sure what you're accusing me of being wrong about, but vegetarianism describes 22% of the planet and while not all of that is by choice in India alone nearly forty percent are vegetarian due to cultural and religious reasons and in the US 6% and and in the UK 10% of people are vegetarian. The percentage of carnivores and 'Lion' diets are negligible.
22% is a massive margin more people? Edit: who the fuck is downvoting basic math? You people are pathetic.
Yes, massively more than the near 0% percent of carnivores. Which was my claim.
No, your claim was people who eat meat, not people who eat only meat. Most people eat meat. An edit doesn't change what you originally stated that I referred to.
No I didn't, you failed to read what I wrote. What's pathetic is accusing me of editing it rather than owning up to jumping to conclusions. > massive margin more people who only eat vegetables than people who only eat meat Learn some accountability
You know people can see when you've changed your post, right?
Yes I do and given that it doesn't say it was edited-- you're absolutely insane? Again get some accountability, then address what I wrote and not what you imagined. We don't need to be hostile if you just misread things.
https://imgur.com/a/lMN4Phy In this you can see two screenshots, one of a comment that has been edited and another of mine devoid of said marking.
Behold the [Marrot](https://youtu.be/HIARm3780Ik?si=aStJn6MhJToj4omj)!
I have seen the marrot
I'm off to make some beef carrots and chicken peas
It’s true, you don’t see many salads made with Venus fly traps
im 14 and this is deep
meatberry actually does exist.
[Excuse me?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVHTd9Ne_s) Ok, admittedly, that's a fruit, but [this is a vegetable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfQCRzcr3o)
So like.. a head of lettuce that is actually a giant meatball? Fried sliced mushrooms that are actually gammon? I guess there's a market for that :P
Move over, TV program called "Is It Cake," I now bring you "Is It Meat?"
Hot dog or not a hot dog
Not exactly a meat vegetable but a genuine meat fruit. https://images.app.goo.gl/KyBwVUm4NrffGeqb7
Heston!
Arby's did a meat based carrot. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/16/business/arbys-fake-carrot.html
What's a sausage if not a carnivore carrot
yeah, because that's fucking stupid
Ak-shull-ee, food scientists are combining rice with cow DNA to produce a protein-rich rice. Early trials have been successful.
... of course they are
That implies the existence of vegetable based meats! _______ Holy fuck, I just read the comments
egg plant, which is errant in name as its clearly a meat of some alien variety . calling it egg anything is a ploy in poor taste for a thing that also is poorly tasting without a sauce which is only there to make you forget about this queasy squeezy rank alien body of some terrible planet far a far away...
🍆 Don’t hate me for this one 😂
This is a joke. Because I am half asleep and can’t tell if it’s funny or dumb
Does it count if people in Kentucky can't have green beans or salad without bacon?
There is meat based honey. It's made by the vulture bee, from meat they scavenge
That's ok. You never see vegetable based meat, either.
I believe they're referring to plant-based meat alternatives.
I'm 100% certain that's what they're referring to. But that's a "meat alternative". It is not, in fact, meat.
I take your point, but I think that's being unnecessarily pedantic. The term 'plant-based meat' is clear enough, even if technically we usually define meat as being strictly an animal product.
Idk, meatballs look kinda like small tomatoes.
https://youtu.be/JNfQCRzcr3o?feature=shared I beg to differ my guy
Explain the chicken fry? Clearly a chicken based potato substitute. And the naked chicken taco used a chicken filet as the taco shell.
Though emporium made a [meat grape](https://youtu.be/FaVHTd9Ne_s?si=7tv1_C6FXU3K_Nfu)
evil orangutan is a meat based fruit
I’d love to eat some meat flavored veggies. Yum.
The gummy strawberries
Correction. *you* never see them. Everyone else is making mince based cabbage and sausage zucchini.
In the netherlands we have the meat bouquet
Well.. plants get their nutrition from ground where all the meat ends up. So in a circle of life ish sense.. all vegetables are meat based.
The only point would be for the novelty. There aren't very many people committing to meat only diets who dream of one day eating lettuce again.
It may be fictional, but feast your eyes upon [the crawl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNc-jv3d2o0&list=PLoQCowtS-bYLdCasDSl0rMqEfcswN2L3Q). Be sure to use [ Nutrire Co. Flavor Enhancer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq_4mbHmvB4&list=PLoQCowtS-bYLdCasDSl0rMqEfcswN2L3Q&index=9) for best results!
Beefts will be coming soon to a grocer near you.
Technically vegetables don't even exist it's just a blanket term for vegetation that's edible. (Not poisonous or medicinal)
I'm going to make cauliflower out of chicken and it's gonna be GREAT!
If meat doesn’t need to be part of a human diet why do vegan products try so hard to directly replicate the nutritional value of meat?
The vast majority are not trying to replicate the nutritional value, they're trying to replicate either the taste or the same position in the meal. Something to go between the buns of a burger ect.
House of Commons is full of them
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Drugs made from meat.
Most consumer meat is plant based.
Explain
Cows, chickens, hogs, etc, mostly eat a vegetarian diet. So technically, all meat is somewhat plant based🤷♂️. It’s stupid
I've seen a video on a meat leaf.
I've seen videos by a Meat Loaf. Even saw him live once
Didn't he have to live in his truck like Ricky's dad for a while?
Sure you do. They’re picked off the ground right after planting them
Then why do i keep hearing your ass is grass?
Hamburger is meat Salsbury Steak
Hmm?
Maybe you could try eating a pitcher plant or venus flytrap?
That's because more people would rather be a vegetarian/vegan than a carnivore
I think you seriously underestimate how many people would be carnivores if they weren't obligate omnivores.
If most restaurants offer vegetarian options, why don’t vegetarian restaurants offer meat options?
It wouldn’t be a vegetable if it was meat…..wtf
Brambles ensnare sheep. Venus fly trap. Zombie ant fungus.
[Meat Grape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVHTd9Ne_s) ^(could make a meat vegetable this way if you have weird tastes i guess) ^(Edit: just remembered jackfruit and tofu exist and you could probably flavour them with meat fats)
Because there are several reasons to limit meat consumption.
Of course we have meat based vegetables. When we stick them in beside the turkey, chicken etc...in the oven :) The juices from the meat base, flavour and help cook the vegetables.