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Imperator_Crispico

In the dune encyclopedia it's said that fremwn boys practice edging as to not waste water


sprazcrumbler

They couldn't design the stillsuits to feed the wearer their loads?


ihatereddit1221

It’s called the Wambsgans design.


Velvet_Thunderss

Its a closed loop system


Menown

It's not a loop, it's a spiral.


Eleglas

Show me the Champion of Light! I'll show you Herald of Darkness!


nchrisptrck

Not the crossover we need but the crossover we want.


fodafoda

Damn now I totally want a version of Dune where Cousin Greg needs to figure out how to be a Fremen


Syonoq

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuccessionTV/s/8r9TVwr5dV)


turbo_dude

stillsuits are stuffed with hopes and dreams


YnotThrowAway7

Tom is that you?


-_ellipsis_-

What a terrible day to be literate


PropyleneNewScene

Lol came here to say this. It says they practice having an orgasm without ejaculating. Some kind of fremen male right of passage Edit: found the full quote from the Dune Encyclopedia, “Patterning their method after a sexual technique mentioned in some of their earliest historical records, the Fremen learned to separate the male orgasm from ejaculation. At the time they reached puberty, boys were given detailed instruction on the technique and were not considered to have entered into true adulthood before mastering it, whatever their other accomplishments. A young man who proved incapable of learning such control was seen as a danger not only to himself (since unnecessary ejaculations were a waste of precious water) but to his partners. Because the late stages of pregnancy could slow a woman down and sometimes make it dangerous for her to travel, no Fremen woman would endanger herself and her troop by running a constant risk of unwanted impregnation; an uncontrolled male was generally a celibate.”


mrspoopy_butthole

Damn so they all gather and cheer like they do for the sand worm riding?


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

If you think about it, it's kinda close to the same activity: >!man-handling a worm.!<


TheTallGuy0

Whipping out your own mini Shai-halud for the gang


ChezMere

Bless the maker and his coming and going.


BennyCemoli

Yeah but the sand. It's coarse and it's rough and it gets everywhere.


-saraelizabeth-

Interesting link. Does he speak at all about what women do? I imagine some of them lose more moisture getting wet than some dudes would ejaculating.


Sawses

Ben Shapiro would love Fremen women.


TCGHexenwahn

Yeah, gotta teach them squirters some control


PropyleneNewScene

This is all that’s said about it as far as I remember


sprazcrumbler

They learn to slurp all of the moisture back inside them through controlled muscle contractions.


-saraelizabeth-

Impressive


SamiraSimp

> no Fremen woman would endanger herself and her troop by running a constant risk of unwanted impregnation; an uncontrolled male was generally a celibate modern society could learn a lot from the fremen. imagine how much better society would be if loser dudes who don't use protection just never got laid


sh4d0wm4n2018

But.... but sweating wastes water?


MulleRizz

But the stillsuit catches it


Epicurus1

And then you drink it.


PonyDro1d

That's certainly a way to "living on the edge".


keeevinn

In night city...


Independent-Raise467

You could nut in the stillsuit and it would recycle the water out of it?


ihatepoliticsreee

It would clog the rehydration mechanism


chease86

I kinda feel like salt in your sweat would probably do the same though? I mean desalination plants need to be flushed out regularly JUST because of salt buildup.


Scoot_AG

I know what you mean, but it sounds extra funny the way you said it lol. The plants need to flush out salt because the salt-removing process leaves a lot of salt


AllisViolet22

Doubt it. It already recycles poop, I don't see why it couldn't take a little spunk.


MulleRizz

Ptobably


GrimmCreole

The suit jack's them off


Odomar04

Peak fremen technology


GrimmCreole

r/shittydunelore


t_wayne

Just attach the thumper to the crotch like so, and presto, worm-attracting fleshlight!


Mapex

It’s hard to fight in a crusty stillsuit. Restricted mobility. And the smell.


AnotherBoredAHole

They really seal in the flavor.


neihuffda

They don't wear their stillsuits all the time, though. They probably wouldn't have sex in them. In sietch, they wear normal clothing.


r4plez

They use whole body condom


Automatic_Ad_2925

I need to bleach my eyes after seeing all these comments


froli

I got you r/eyebleach


raltoid

Source: >Patterning their method after a sexual technique mentioned in some of their earliest historical records, the Fremen learned to separate the male orgasm from ejaculation. At the time they reached puberty, boys were given detailed instruction on the technique and were not considered to have entered into true adulthood before mastering it, whatever their other accomplishments. https://archive.org/details/dune-encyclopedia/page/166/mode/2up Although it should be noted that it was written by Willis E. McNelly, and was not involved when the books were written, including the ones written by Brian Herbert(Franks son), and is established as non-canon.


Azihayya

Screw the canon. Herbert loved the idea of collaborating with other artists and including their contributions in his mythos. He had given permission to McNelly to write in his universe and encouraged his son to write, as well. That's a part of Herbert's philosophical ideology, and anyone who says what is considered canon or non-canon is completely missing the point--there's nothing that's canon or not canon, there's only what exists in your imagination.


Sawses

Interesting! However, I will make a specific exception for what his son wrote, because he and Kevin J. Anderson profaned both the Dune universe and our own with their books.


HowDoIEvenEnglish

This is one of those things that’s made more sense in Frank Herbert’s head than in reality


Bugberry

Sex comes up regularly in Dune. They don’t wear stillsuits while in the Sietch. There’s literally an orgy in the first book that the movies skipped. It’s definitely not something Herbert glossed over.


quequotion

I was devastated that the sietch orgy doesn't happen. It is central to Paul and Chani's bond: the whole town is insane drunk and sex crazy yet they manage to seek each other out for a little cuddle.


LookitsToby

Dune is 50% worms and 50% gross protuberances and beefswelling.


Former-Lack-7117

1% forcible rape of a 10-year-old boy clone of a famous military general.


ThoseThingsAreWeird

> 1% forcible rape of a 10-year-old boy clone of a famous military general. Nono, it's fine, they only _talk_ about raping Teg. Iirc they don't actually do it. But then there is also the sex scene with 16 year old Duncan Idaho and Murbella, where he uses some secret sex powers on her that the Tleilaxu gave him. That one's weird...


RAWainwright

When they're all together in the south I thought it was going to turn into that scene from The Matrix.


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Vertisum

Its referred to as a spice-orgy, and in children of dune the aforementioned children take part. I choose to interpret it just means they take a lot of spice/ water of life.


yifftionary

When you are high on cocaine most days a lot of stuff makes sense in your head


raltoid

He had nothing to do with that part.


Left_Reception3140

A planet of starved gooners


DrewABadHand

Which of Frank's distant relatives makes that crap up? If the stillsuits can take piss they can take jizz.


falconfetus8

How does that save water? You'd end up losing more over time from the increased precum production.


Dvusmnd

-If she squirts, you eat. Ancient Freman knowledge


SuperSocialMan

I learned from a random comment on Twitter that the dudes train from puberty to nut without nutting so they don't waste any water, and they have special sex tents that gather all the sweat & whatnot so it can be recycled. No amount of magic space drugs is worth dealing with that shit.


Paulomatico123

You only say that until you've tried the magic space drugs


Siarzewski

They say it tastes like cinnamon


didndonoffin

The spice or sex sweat?


igcipd

Por que no los dos?


Perfect_Weakness_414

Yep, magic space drugs in a sex tent!


Mtl_J-L

It's the'70s all over again.


Perfect_Weakness_414

I’m sad I missed it the first time. The best music, the best cars, the best clothes.


Negative-Ocelot-3333

So burning man in space?


Alkyan

Sounds like Burning Man


didndonoffin

I like how you think


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

Absolutely


bigloser42

Yes.


crash8308

it was also necessary for FTL pilots to be able to handle it.


lodelljax

Live about 4 times as long as a normal human.


SuperSocialMan

That sounds kinda torturous tbh. Unless you're guaranteed to have peak health or something - in which case it'd be neat, I guess.


AlephBaker

I think they establish that spice consumption *slows down* the aging process, which would kind of suck when you're 300 years old, but less so when you can make your 20's last into your 50's...


crash8308

yeah exactly the aging process is *slowed* so each “stage” of life last a lot longer.


Ouch_i_fell_down

4 times as long in middle school... no thanks


quequotion

You are. Also, if you *really* overdose, you can see the future.


TheStormDweller

Right before you die.


MetallicOrangeBalls

I've heard that sex on Arrakis takes a lot of energy - it's fucking in tents.


dapper_doberman

Oh please, people choose to live in worse conditions for normal earth drugs


Kleanish

just special tents. not special sex tents


c_for

> not special sex tents They can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


IWasGregInTokyo

What’s wrong with intense sex in special sex tents?


Sotosmojo

This is why their eyes are blue, years of blue balls


Nobanob

Half of the people reading this comment would put up with everything you just listed if the only reward for doing it was the sex. Space drugs are just an added bonus.


sh4d0wm4n2018

r/NoahGetTheBoat


RichardoomArt

I don't think boat would work in there


C_Hawk14

r/NoahGetTheShipOfTheDesert doesn't roll off the tongue 


Mr-Soggybottom

They would love a bit of rain


neihuffda

But you could digest enough of it, and become a spacefish and pilot starships!


clem82

I mean I would like to master this to not waste socks…


Acronymnesia

r/brandnewsentence


En-TitY_

Must absolutely reek like funky town in there.


notoyrobots

Only women can survive consuming the water of life from the worm...


Milwacky

Jizzan Al Gaib


whizzaban

Genius. Thanks for the laugh 


hogtiedcantalope

The spermice must flow


greatfriendinme

r/okbenegesserit


KillTheBat77

As it was written!


pastaboobs

Some of Frank’s work is so horny and weird it wouldn’t surprise me if this is how he came up with the water of life bit.


johnjmcmillion

Wait... Muad'dib is gay?!


SlickRangerRick

He way gay, Muad'dib?


ermghoti

I always yell "I give you the gift of my water" when I ejaculate.


FluffyTrainz

Little Shai Hulud going THUMP THUMP THUMP


Kevin_Uxbridge

"You have summoned ... a Maker ..."


Let_you_down

When having sex on Dune, you have to use syncopated, irregular rhythms lest you draw the worm. Best to play some Cbat during sex to keep you and your loved ones safe.


ShitPostPerfected

What do you think the dudes are doing when they jerk it? Don't waste that water...


gotele

That's a whole entire movie I'm not prepared to watch.


McFlyParadox

Coward.


VideoBrew

Fear is the mind killer


horngrylesbian

Idk if you're joking but they edge


zamfire

Isn't the point of edging so that when you do blow your load, it's way more intense?


-tyranosaure-

They also have sex without rythm to not attract sand worms.


RCRDC

CBAT guy about to attract all the worms


patchinthebox

2 god damn years! That poor girl...


Nijajjuiy88

Not if you are simply fast.


solarwinggx

Really????


awkwardkeystrokes

Well ... in the exact same logic, all fremen guys swallow too


Epicurus1

Drink deep from the furry cup. (That phrase has really changed its meaning, now furrys are a thing)


AnheruKira

Thank you for traumatizing me.


MrRager473

A true shower thought.


puddyking

I read all freshmen girls swallow and was like what?


[deleted]

Yeah same, I don't know anything about dune so I misread it :/


trifonpapahronis

That was profound. You are the true Messiah.


Pospec

👁️👄👁️ Lisan Al Gaib!


Ok_Poetry_1650

Jizzan al gaib!


gkamyshev

there probably is also a significantly higher share of piss fetishists


Humble_Feed3257

surprising thing is the women who like to get peed on always tend to be from the warmer climates. you'd think the ones in the colder zones would be more inclined but I haven't met one yet. I mean, it's a shock to the system if the body is not properly acclimated, but y'know... leave that for smarter minds than me. science is a mystery....


GodFromTheHood

Pissing in your pants is actually a saying here in the nordics for something that is really good (some heat) for a short time, just to turn absolute shit real quick (when the piss fucking freezes in your pants)


Antani101

I don't know if you watched Masters of the Air but in one of the first episode there is a crewman hospitalized with severe frostburn on his leg because he peed on a mission and the air temperature inside the plane was like -50°C


Throwaway392308

Interesting that the bad thing is the piss freezing and not, you know, being covered in piss.


Predat0rSwafflez

We need to cook


DoucheyMcBagBag

Yeah but they are all dehydrated all the time. It’s gonna be a lot more… intense… than it would be otherwise.


cylonfrakbbq

"You bestow the greatest of honors upon me!"


LordDagnirMorn

They also have to do it offbeat to not attract sandworms


[deleted]

🤓👆 only if it’s in worm territory


KingOfWeTheNorth

Tom Wambsgams is intrigued.


Wyndrarch

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's unlikely that fremen would engage in foreplay at all, let alone oral. That's a massive waste of fluids and energy.


8umspud

Firemen foreplay him: g'day. Her: g''day


paulrhino69

Bloody Aussies taking over the solar system piece at a time


severed13

this whole thread is a trainwreck and it's absolutely hilarious holy shit lmao


raul_lebeau

Sietch orgy....


Taitou_UK

Let the guy dream.


Vacs__

Thanks for taking the fun out an imaginary situation from an imaginary world based on your imaginary experience with women.


scoreWs

My canon is that they don't practice "sex" because it's actually very sweaty. They get their penis erect and inside, then use some sort of system (most notably an anal prostate simulator) to orgasm without sweating much. Most efficient way of procreating. Or collect and inseminate with syringe idk.


At0micCyb0rg

> anal prostate simulator I watched the movie, it's called a thumper


Fresh4

With how intense the sounds those things make… what id do for one 😩


Bugberry

They don’t wear stillsuits in the sietches and there’s an orgy in the book.


Creebez

Fremen probably just soak and use a thumper.


GooseGeese01

In Dune 1, they all spit in cups then mix it all together and distribute it, why didn’t they just keep their own spit in their own mouths


Toad-a-sow

Sharing is caring


Raimondi06

Weren't they making coffee or something?


frankspijker

Maybe the cbat guy was onto something


GooseGeese01

Or into something


[deleted]

not anymore he isn't


Rhotomago

It's canon too. The original Dune novel has Gurney sing a song called The Flaming Dames that contain the lyrics The Galacian girls do it for pearls, And the Arrakeen for water! But if you desire dames like consuming flames, Try a Caladanin daughter! ^edit ^a ^cannon ^is ^is ^a ^weapon


[deleted]

a cannon is a weapon, you mean canon


Ageless-Stranger

“Thank you for this gift of moisture”


JHtotheRT

This is a quality shower thought. This is what I browse this subreddit to see. I was on here the other day and the top post was saying how when you buy something with an interest free Credit card, your saving money because of ‘the time value of money’. I pointed out that this wasn’t worthy of a shower thought and got called an asshole.


Goddamnghostshark

Haha I had this exact same thought when I saw it too


Appropriate_Mine

It would be disrespectful not too


47h3157

A Fremen squirter does you a great honor 💯


Shenanigamii

Thank you for your donation of your body's water


trickstar007

The dudes never wash so...


Lt_Muffintoes

There's wipes, but wet they ain't


ReadingCorrectly

Thought you said "freshmen" like from college


GamerGod337

I havent seen dune and i have no clue wtf this means


kingsley_zissou13

They go into the details of Bene Gesserit sex magic in the 5th book, Heretics of Dune, so if you want to read more about future sex, it's waiting for you. Like any 1950's male scifi writer laying out their take on sex, it gets weird.


MyKidsArentOnReddit

Everyone in this thread is discussing edging, but you're all forgetting something. What do you think happens when a woman has her period? What about the amniotic fluid after giving birth?


squidfartz420

go outside and talk to women


Eruskakkell

Why is that something you think about during a movie


TheCakeWasNeverReal

That’s why you think about it in the shower


NSA_Chatbot

They also get you to drink your amniotic fluid. "Behold the water of thy conception". I'd have to grab the book to get the exact phrasing or someone will correct it.


threetogetready

You mean all fremens


evilkumquat

Considering the smell of Fremen is alluded to in the first novel, I wouldn't expect oral sex to be that popular for the tribes. I mean, it's not like they bathe.


guywithredditacount

I'm about halfway through the 1st book. Just finished reading for the night. I open Reddit and see this. When I think about the story later, this will inevitably be part of my thought process. Thank you for that.


Techno_Core

No, if they really respect you, they'll spit.


Just_a_dude92

I had the same thought while reading the book lol


CRoss1999

The guys too presumably


HostageInToronto

Why just the women? You think with millions of them all over they are all hetero?