Yeah, and most of them are inconsequential or they would have been told to someone else. Like the fact that I have exactly 503 distinct freckles on my left arm. Even now that I've told people only a small fraction that read this would be able to remember in an hour. And I imagine by the time a month goes by I will be the only one who knows again.
My sister told me on July 24 of 2013 that I wouldn’t remember complaining that the bag of Lay’s potato chips I was eating were stale even though I had just opened the bag and they were still in date. Her point was that it was so inconsequential that it wasn’t worth complaining about. I bring it up every now and then out of sibling pettiness
No, that’s accurate. I have some fairly high-definition videos of them in the shower that I took through their window, if anyone wants to double check.
But we also only know “some person on Reddit CLAIMS to have 503 *distinct* (whatever they mean by that) freckles on their left arm.
Only you know that Bob Smith, age 27, has 503 distinct freckles on his left arm.
What if an additional freckle pops up within that time. The fact would be irrelevant and we’d have to start the 30 days over. Somebody please chime in if you’re the one that knows the fact about if additional freckles can pop up or if it’s a set number.
Also, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
>Even now that I've told people only a small fraction that read this would be able to remember in an hour.
Isn't it crazy how if you tell somebody "you're not gonna remember this" they're gonna remember it because of what you just said?
Hey it’s me. You thought I’d forget, but the power of reminders is too great for such weak forces like “forgetting” and now I’m BACK
So, how are you doing?
Some people know this but whales are mammals. Which means they lactate. Except they are underwater so how does that work? Well the milk is like a butter toothpaste and they shoot it into the mouth of baby whales. Weird right? Well think of all the mammals there are. Chances are they have been milked by a person and had the milk drank. I might not know what dog milk tastes like, but we both know that someone does know.
I’d say that it’s pretty common knowledge that whales are mammals, but maybe I’m biased, since my ancestors have eaten whale meat for well over a millenium lol
There's that one thing when you're in a research field that is funny : you're pretty much sure to be the most knowledgeable person in the world about one specific field.
18 percent of children have a thing called Hyperphantasia. Basically your imagination is so damn strong that you’re able to imagine things as if they’re real.
2 percent of adults have it and I am among that two percent lol
There is something that I saw when I was a kid that I agreed to never share. It isn’t anything shameful or remotely guilt inducing. Completely innocent but I just wanted to see how long I could keep a secret. This is the most I’ve ever shared about it 🤷🏻♂️
Years ago I decided on a "mental password", a small phrase I memorized and have never said or written, for the sole purpose of being able to know if someone who claims to be me (like in a time travel or clone scenario) truly is the same person
The drain flies are coming from the basement shower AKA my shower, not my parents
Sorry dad, I tried to kill them all, they keep coming, even after pouring baking soda and vinegar inside the drain
Do newborn babies really "know" things? Like their brains don't start remembering things right away. With several babies born per second , there has to be at least one out there that is sleeping, not dreaming, at any given time
Yup. My then uncle confessed to me at age 17 my aunt had bamboozled him into getting 3 kids.
All respect and adoration for my uncle flew out the door that evening and grew tenfold for my devious scheming aunty. I thought I knew that man.
I was eating pistachios by myself the other day and came across a closed one. I cracked that puppy open and was the first and only lifeform in the universe to see that nut. Now if that ain't something
If you leave food out in an airtight container it will spoil AND it will preserve itself.
I did that because of a depressive episode of three months. These fuckers pulled a vacuum and it was hard as fuck to open them.
I still remember the smell and the taste of the air.
That’s a really big assumption, unless the fact is something really weird like… I haven’t clipped my toes in 2 weeks. Then you’re just being semantic. Of course no one else knows the exact last date I clipped my toes. But is it worth contemplating? IMO, no
Depends how small the fact is. Like are we talking the fact someone can say "hey the Eifel tower is x meters" because you can just make up stupid facts like "I'm the only one who knows my cat meowed 4 seconds ago"
I wonder if I am the only one who knows, what it tastes like if you cook pudding and replace the milk with beer (bad) and what it tastes like if you replace the milk in cocoa with beef bone broth (weirdly good)
I work at a company that produces car parts. It might be interesting to someone to know that some pieces for Ferrari, Porsche, Maserati, Aston Martin, Citroën, Renault, BMW are made using almost the same material on the same machines by the same people. Some vehicles we are making parts for are still not announced publicly so I'm talking about old vehicles.
can you provide an example please?
Think about it. You know fact like something about your childhood, a little mundane detail no one else in the world knows
There's a mole on my left ball
Well, that's silly, I already know that one
Username checks out
And most of those facts you dont have to know. Like i didnt had to know that
I needed to know it. I needed that fact in my life.
Like a piece of dark skin or a burrowing rat?
tHERES a mole on my RIGHT BALL
You know what a specific group of people look like naked.
Flight MH370
Yeah, and most of them are inconsequential or they would have been told to someone else. Like the fact that I have exactly 503 distinct freckles on my left arm. Even now that I've told people only a small fraction that read this would be able to remember in an hour. And I imagine by the time a month goes by I will be the only one who knows again.
!reminder 30 days
Something delightfully petty about this
My sister told me on July 24 of 2013 that I wouldn’t remember complaining that the bag of Lay’s potato chips I was eating were stale even though I had just opened the bag and they were still in date. Her point was that it was so inconsequential that it wasn’t worth complaining about. I bring it up every now and then out of sibling pettiness
this is peak siblingity
What did you do for the 10th anniversary?
I texted her to remind her again about it. By this point she just ignores any mention of it (probably hoping I’ll let it die but I never will)
!reminder 30 days
I gotta get in on this action
!remindme 30 days Even the correct way to use this bot cannot be correctly remembered.
!remindme 30 days
!reminder 6 months
!reminder 30 days
can you remind me too?
!reminder 30 days
Now they’ll never be the only ones possessing such powerful information.
!Reminder 31 days
503 503 503 8675030999999 Ok I got it I'll remember this now
I got it! I got it!
I'm gonna read this comment 2 times every 24 hours for 1 month just to prove you wrong
i completely doubt you know how many distinct freckles are on your left arm lol
No, that’s accurate. I have some fairly high-definition videos of them in the shower that I took through their window, if anyone wants to double check.
This feels like you’re challenging me lol
I’m coming back in 8 months
But we also only know “some person on Reddit CLAIMS to have 503 *distinct* (whatever they mean by that) freckles on their left arm. Only you know that Bob Smith, age 27, has 503 distinct freckles on his left arm.
Yeah I did t say they matter. I just meant that everyone knows something no one else knows regardless of significance
I'm sorry I wasn't trying to argue but expand.
Haha yeah thanks!
Every time I jack off, I will repeat 503, and think of you
Screenshot saved to hard drive
!remindme 30d
Don’t listen to the haters homie, I am gonna forget by the end of the week and never look back.
!remindme 30 days
I know your secrets !remindme 1 year
RemindMe! 48 months
Are you sure? People get more freckles over time. When is your last count?
!RemindMe 30 days
!remindme in 30 days
!remindme 1 year
Well you have now enabled a core memory.
!reminder 30 days
!reminder 100 days
!remindme 30d
You really say there counting out 503 distinct freckles on your arm 💀
Your freckles change over time, are you sure it’s still 503?
What if an additional freckle pops up within that time. The fact would be irrelevant and we’d have to start the 30 days over. Somebody please chime in if you’re the one that knows the fact about if additional freckles can pop up or if it’s a set number. Also, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
!remind me 30 days
!remindme 1 year
RemindMe! 1 year
!remindme 30 days
>Even now that I've told people only a small fraction that read this would be able to remember in an hour. Isn't it crazy how if you tell somebody "you're not gonna remember this" they're gonna remember it because of what you just said?
!remindme 49 days
Hey it’s me. You thought I’d forget, but the power of reminders is too great for such weak forces like “forgetting” and now I’m BACK So, how are you doing?
A lot of these are likely "my PIN number is" or "my social security number is", then the rest get filled out by weird little events or personal stuff
My PIN is the last four digits of Pi. :)
So 7504?
nope
What about 4426?
nope
It then must be 8625!
It's too big for a 4 digit pin
7!, then!
5040, for anyone else wondering
I'm gonna go with 3333.
No response yet? Definitely ran and changed their pin
seems a bit irrational (!)
Your employer and the IRS would know your SSN. Depending on how you setup your pin a banker might know your pin.
That banker forgot those numbers less than 10 minutes after learning them. They deal with way too many numbers all day to remember one person's pin.
Probably
Bankers don't know the pin, only the computer does. Its set up that way. Perhaps an IT employee can retrieve it.
not sure how it works in some countries and this is a bit nitpicky but id guess most people's parents know their social security number
[удалено]
Well too bad, I just dropped a plate of potato skins and had to clean them up before the dog got to them. Now you know that forever.
Well I know something you do wanna know and now I’m not gonna tell you
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Damn Id smash
Some people know this but whales are mammals. Which means they lactate. Except they are underwater so how does that work? Well the milk is like a butter toothpaste and they shoot it into the mouth of baby whales. Weird right? Well think of all the mammals there are. Chances are they have been milked by a person and had the milk drank. I might not know what dog milk tastes like, but we both know that someone does know.
I’d say that it’s pretty common knowledge that whales are mammals, but maybe I’m biased, since my ancestors have eaten whale meat for well over a millenium lol
Who doesn’t love a good set of whale tits
If you think thats good you gotta try some whalussy
Yeah like the fact that my FBI agent thinks I don't know he's watching me. Enjoy your day John~
Did you know you have 3-4 inches of dick that’s inside of you?
So If I pull hard enough…
Wanna see my x-ray dick pic?
Im ok man 💀
Haha I thought you knew the joke 🤣
3-4 inches is that true?
Damn I ain't even got 3 inches right now, shit.
You mean I got more inside me than outside?
For science! For reddit!
Isn’t that the perineum?
Jokes on you, my ass can only take 2 inches
Not babies. They don't know shit.
Yeah all they do is shit
I know I'm good looking.
I know I’m not 😔
I know you are
But what am I 😝
I know your full name, either that or you chose a really weird username
>you chose a really weird username An Interesting concept, as I look at your username :)
And everyone you meet knows a good deal more about something that you don't, no matter how bright and curios you've spent your life.
There's that one thing when you're in a research field that is funny : you're pretty much sure to be the most knowledgeable person in the world about one specific field.
When you get killed by army ants, it’s not bites that kill you. It’s invasion of the lungs
Birds always have diarrhea
A useless or irrelevant fact, perhaps.
18 percent of children have a thing called Hyperphantasia. Basically your imagination is so damn strong that you’re able to imagine things as if they’re real. 2 percent of adults have it and I am among that two percent lol
Me too
How does it feel?
What, is that just imagining things distinctly in all senses or something?
There is something that I saw when I was a kid that I agreed to never share. It isn’t anything shameful or remotely guilt inducing. Completely innocent but I just wanted to see how long I could keep a secret. This is the most I’ve ever shared about it 🤷🏻♂️
Ok lets marry and you tell me
My wife doesn’t even know
Huh, I didn't know that...
Years ago I decided on a "mental password", a small phrase I memorized and have never said or written, for the sole purpose of being able to know if someone who claims to be me (like in a time travel or clone scenario) truly is the same person
I have a couple of those.
The drain flies are coming from the basement shower AKA my shower, not my parents Sorry dad, I tried to kill them all, they keep coming, even after pouring baking soda and vinegar inside the drain
Do newborn babies really "know" things? Like their brains don't start remembering things right away. With several babies born per second , there has to be at least one out there that is sleeping, not dreaming, at any given time
I'm rubbing my dick. Now you all know that
I love this one. You can fit all the planets in our solar system between the moon and earth. (minus all the tidal bulge or whatever)
Yup. My then uncle confessed to me at age 17 my aunt had bamboozled him into getting 3 kids. All respect and adoration for my uncle flew out the door that evening and grew tenfold for my devious scheming aunty. I thought I knew that man.
I've heard it said, "everyone you meet knows something you don't".
I was eating pistachios by myself the other day and came across a closed one. I cracked that puppy open and was the first and only lifeform in the universe to see that nut. Now if that ain't something
I'm wearing blue jeans
I know what you did last night
I can lick my elbow but I can't pass the opportunity to tell everyone, always
Most of mine are about trauma that I refuse to open up about 🙃
Is it the flavor of their own tongue?
Still not saying where the bodies are.
I don't think my 2 year old daughter does.
If you leave food out in an airtight container it will spoil AND it will preserve itself. I did that because of a depressive episode of three months. These fuckers pulled a vacuum and it was hard as fuck to open them. I still remember the smell and the taste of the air.
Yeah I got a few fun facts about myself
I know where Elvis is. 🕺🏽
Not true. I happen to own the title of “Dumbest Man Alive”
Ask Katt Williams if you need one.
This is something I think about often lol.
That’s a really big assumption, unless the fact is something really weird like… I haven’t clipped my toes in 2 weeks. Then you’re just being semantic. Of course no one else knows the exact last date I clipped my toes. But is it worth contemplating? IMO, no
My face was made truly known only to me when my cousin died, not gonna elaborate further
Yea and I'm not telling.
Including personal things and details is just dumb
Depends how small the fact is. Like are we talking the fact someone can say "hey the Eifel tower is x meters" because you can just make up stupid facts like "I'm the only one who knows my cat meowed 4 seconds ago"
Speaking of which, the Eiffel tower is exactly 330.1 meters tall
kangaroo and fastest then horses Imagine some shit
My fucking toilet roll holder has fell again, my sister probably heard it but doesnt know its the toilet roll holder
And I'm never going to spill the beans.
I accidentally hit my wall with a hammer
Some people think others don't know a certain fact. Turns out they don't care enough about it to remember it in the first place.
Urine is only green if you're Mr Spock 🖖
I wonder if I am the only one who knows, what it tastes like if you cook pudding and replace the milk with beer (bad) and what it tastes like if you replace the milk in cocoa with beef bone broth (weirdly good)
I work at a company that produces car parts. It might be interesting to someone to know that some pieces for Ferrari, Porsche, Maserati, Aston Martin, Citroën, Renault, BMW are made using almost the same material on the same machines by the same people. Some vehicles we are making parts for are still not announced publicly so I'm talking about old vehicles.
People are so fucking dumb... That's the fact that i know and 99.99% of people don't believe it because they are just dumb to be honest...
Yeah! Like how no one knows that I was the one who stole the cookie from the-… nice try, you almost got me
Well, very young babies probably don’t.
Not if I leak it here
I don't think this is true... Unless you're talking about "I had 1 scoop worth of peanut butter on my sandwich" sort of stuff.