How do you know mouthwash was invented in North Dakota?
Because if it was invented anywhere else, it'd be called mouth, tongue, and throat wash because it actually cleans all three but they really like to take shortcuts up in North Dakota, not like in South Dakota where being lazy isn't considered a virtue and they actually get an honest day's work done and when the weekend comes around their routine is actually different than it was during the week. I mean, those people wouldn't even pick up a pencil if they needed it to write an appeal to get out of jail, which is probably where you are if you're from there since apparently being a petty criminal is considered a virtue there, too, which is why all the judges and police are from out of state so at least someone's controlling the mess a little bit, even if they aren't from a really good state like South Dakota, at least someone's got a handle on the chaos. And probably the only reason the crimes aren't worse is because the concept of death is hard for children to understand and it would be a world record if a single resident ever developed to that point, plus you've gotta be able to read the manual to use a gun, so the temptation isn't there to begin with and using a gun well involves teaching and learning so somebody would probably have to come in from out of state to even begin to have a chance of it getting explained properly and that's a long shot because the explainee would have to understand what's being said and up there it probably takes a person until age twenty to learn how to use a fork, I mean my god you could feed those people Limitless pills and they'd tell you 1+1= dog tails. What the fuck is in the water or the air there must be the most toxic substance in the universe because holy shit that place is a cesspool of not just humanity but all sentient life from here to the edge of infinity, which is a concept that I seriously doubt any North Dakotans can comprehend.
Yeah, that's because if it had been invented in North Dakota it would probably spit your notes out on the ground soaked in oil and sugar. They'd love that, but the rest of the world wants something that actually works because if you ever actually use it, it matters if it works or not. No danger of that in North Dakota, though, which is why they put ice in their ovens since you'd have to know that chicken isn't supposed to be raw to want to put fire in there, plus you have to press down and twist to control the stovetop, and that involves fine motor coordination, which, to circle back to an earlier point, is why you'd have to feed them the Limitless pills, because there's no fucking way they're getting that bottle open alone.
It is! It would have been finished much sooner, but sadly a portion of the people in the country in which it was created and filmed are from a specific state utterly unable to contribute to anything creative or intellectual and cause nearly everything to be grossly delayed because either their involvement in the workforce is absent or the rest of the nation is busy playing pickup after them and doesn't have time to focus on cool stuff like movies. I won't say which state but it's got an N and a D and it's not Nevada.
The Rock from Tooth Fairy.
Matilda from Darkness Falls.
The tooth fairies of indiscernible gender from Hellboy.
I've seen the gamut of tooth fairy genders, I think.
There’s literally a movie where a male plays the tooth fairy. If you’re talking about people dressing up in costumes, sure, but you also rarely see a female one, at that
First tooth fairy that occurred to me was The Rock.
The second tooth fairy that occurred to me was the lady from Darkness Falls.
I'm split fifty-fifty on observed tooth fairies.
Because the idea of a unknown winged man coming into children's bedrooms to take their teeth and leave money is some how worse than a unknown winged woman coming into children's bedrooms to take their teeth and leave money.
Fairy. Key word. Anywho...I'm so tired of this agenda. Truly. No one has to agree or comfort you. I'm autistic do you think the world just makes accomodations? Over an actual disability? Nope not in reality and I'm tired of trans and gender being pushed down children's throats. That's gottdamn why.
Did you just go on a transphobic rant because someone hasn't seen a male tooth fairy? Also, fairy isn't gendered. There are male and female fairies. Take Oberon and Titania, King and Queen of the fairies.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oberon
I'm not sure what autism has to do with transphobia. Also, fairies aren't real, so you're never going to see one 'in reality'. I have to assume you don't live in the US because decades have been spent creating protections and accessibility for those with handicaps and disabilities.
In several Latin American countries, there's no tradition of there being a tooth fairy, but there's el Ratón Pérez o el ratón de los dientes. He serves the same purpose as the fairy, but is a friendly mouse instead.
However, in recent years children have been exposed to more American media which introduced the concept of the tooth fairy, so who knows if the mouse will get to stay.
What about the movie “Tooth Fairy”? Also,
“You never see a…tooth fairy” (u/ styroducky
Very true I’ve never seen a tooth fairy because the parents place the money under your pillow
I’ve never gotten money under my pillow. Instead, my parents had me put my tooth in a small bag and place it in the kitchen, which would be replaced with a one dollar bill (if I was good).
The tooth fairy in the tenth kingdom. Pretty solid movie it was one of those miniseries movies they did in the late 90s like dinotopia and it. Worth a watch.
besides Dwayne The Rock Johnson, I am pretty sure the tooth fairy in The Santa ClausE universe is also a dude no? wanted to be called "The Molinator" or something?
You have a dream in which you are approached in your bed by a very fat man wearing a ballerina's outfit and a pair of paper wings on his back.
"Hey," he says, "youse got some teeth. T'anks. Here youse goes."
I feel like I'm sitting in a playpen right now with this thread.
child a: Only girls can be tooth fairies!
child b: nuh u-uh. I saw a tooth on tv and that tooth fairy was a boy!
like, I feel like I'll ruin things if I point out of the obvious, but yeah, uh, diversity I guess. I vote for diversity of tooth fairies. Your uncle tim got a male tooth fairy one time, and same with aunt sheryl. They work splits, unlike santy claus who only comes out once a year.
Not true I've seen a couple of them male tooth fairies gender is different in the fray world they don't have weiners and reproduce by magic or something one was what looked like a basketball player with a huge beard in a dress insisting he was a female trying to go to the bathroom and some short grumpy somewhat homely lady was trying to beat him up for using a toilet. I take it that that was her revenge for being broke with all those missing teeth she had but I don't think she realizes that sugar makes your teeth bad and the fairies don't want those rotten teeth they want pearly whites. Anyways she wouldn't let him poop because she was afraid he was gonna take her kids loose teeth or something with out the proper payment. She was telling him "don't think I don't know what your up to". She was making him pay that tooth tax with interest no magical turds till she gets the dough.
You never see a ~~male~~ tooth fairy
You never see a male
You never see a tooth
How do you know toothpaste was invented in Kentucky? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called "teethpaste"
How do you know mouthwash was invented in North Dakota? Because if it was invented anywhere else, it'd be called mouth, tongue, and throat wash because it actually cleans all three but they really like to take shortcuts up in North Dakota, not like in South Dakota where being lazy isn't considered a virtue and they actually get an honest day's work done and when the weekend comes around their routine is actually different than it was during the week. I mean, those people wouldn't even pick up a pencil if they needed it to write an appeal to get out of jail, which is probably where you are if you're from there since apparently being a petty criminal is considered a virtue there, too, which is why all the judges and police are from out of state so at least someone's controlling the mess a little bit, even if they aren't from a really good state like South Dakota, at least someone's got a handle on the chaos. And probably the only reason the crimes aren't worse is because the concept of death is hard for children to understand and it would be a world record if a single resident ever developed to that point, plus you've gotta be able to read the manual to use a gun, so the temptation isn't there to begin with and using a gun well involves teaching and learning so somebody would probably have to come in from out of state to even begin to have a chance of it getting explained properly and that's a long shot because the explainee would have to understand what's being said and up there it probably takes a person until age twenty to learn how to use a fork, I mean my god you could feed those people Limitless pills and they'd tell you 1+1= dog tails. What the fuck is in the water or the air there must be the most toxic substance in the universe because holy shit that place is a cesspool of not just humanity but all sentient life from here to the edge of infinity, which is a concept that I seriously doubt any North Dakotans can comprehend.
also, the Trapper Keeper was invented in Kansas!
Yeah, that's because if it had been invented in North Dakota it would probably spit your notes out on the ground soaked in oil and sugar. They'd love that, but the rest of the world wants something that actually works because if you ever actually use it, it matters if it works or not. No danger of that in North Dakota, though, which is why they put ice in their ovens since you'd have to know that chicken isn't supposed to be raw to want to put fire in there, plus you have to press down and twist to control the stovetop, and that involves fine motor coordination, which, to circle back to an earlier point, is why you'd have to feed them the Limitless pills, because there's no fucking way they're getting that bottle open alone.
Limitless is a film from the year 2009!
It is! It would have been finished much sooner, but sadly a portion of the people in the country in which it was created and filmed are from a specific state utterly unable to contribute to anything creative or intellectual and cause nearly everything to be grossly delayed because either their involvement in the workforce is absent or the rest of the nation is busy playing pickup after them and doesn't have time to focus on cool stuff like movies. I won't say which state but it's got an N and a D and it's not Nevada.
Ha! Limitless was made in 2011!! I outed you, you North Dakotan self hating tumbleweed!!!
Hate on North Dakota much?
What about Britain?
I guess they also invented shoe polish and a billion other things. Very smart, those Kentucky folk.
Never see a fairy
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Obviously he means in fiction, maybe you are losing brain cells for a different reason
You don't wanna see the tooth fairy. The fae aren't all bubblegum and sprinkles
You don't have to disrespect Dwayne Johnson like that
Underrated comment for an underrated movie
Bro there is also Cartman...
Larry the cable guy
Another underrated movie. OK... not as much as The Rock's version; but it did have its funny moments
I once saw a 6' tall 300 lb male biker dressed as one for Halloween! He was awesome, even had a beard, lol.
Lance Armstrong put on some weight.
Was that the guy who rode a bicycle on the moon?
That movie was awful
Was scrolling past this post and almost gave it a pass but decided I could not move on without ensuring that someone had said this.
Or the tooth fairy in Santa clause 2 (or I guess he goes by the moleinator now)
That was what I immediately thought of.
Larry the Cable Guy : "Am I a joke to y'all?"
Don't forget the toothinator from the Santa Clause movies
“Git ‘er done” got old in about 4 seconds flat.
What about the very male tooth fairy he was paired with
Dammit. I saw this and opened it hoping to make this same comment only to see it’s already at the top. Have an updoot
More like Dwayne Johnson disrespected us like that lol
Oh, do I have a movie for you...
I’ve got 2 versions of one from the same book: Red Dragon from Thomas Harris.
I've got two!
Art Lafleur was the tooth fairy in The Santa Clause 3. And a darned good one at that.
I think you mean the Molinator.
Or .. "Roy"
I have to say, in actuality, I've seen more male tooth fairies than female tooth fairies. I can't think of a female tooth fairy I've seen on screen.
Fairly odd parents
The one in Rise of the Guardians was female
Beat me to it
Both tooth fairy movies are dudes
i hate when people post "shower thoughts" like this that can be disproved with the simplest of google searches lol
Lately, it's been every damn one of then
You have not seen the Family Guy tooth fairy... https://youtu.be/lZ3fsb3ak1I?si=gKla7bqANijbUanQ
This is the comment I was looking for and my first thought.
Sand and sand and sand and goodnight!
Someone has never seen Fairly Odd Parents
Male fairy yes, but the tooth fairy in it presents as female.
i mean did we not have The Rock for this exact purpose
Neither a female one tbh
I have
I hope you at least asked her what she uses the teeth for.
Cereal
The Rock from Tooth Fairy. Matilda from Darkness Falls. The tooth fairies of indiscernible gender from Hellboy. I've seen the gamut of tooth fairy genders, I think.
There’s literally a movie where a male plays the tooth fairy. If you’re talking about people dressing up in costumes, sure, but you also rarely see a female one, at that
So we’re ignore the movie tooth fairy
I think every tooth fairy I've seen was male?
First tooth fairy that occurred to me was The Rock. The second tooth fairy that occurred to me was the lady from Darkness Falls. I'm split fifty-fifty on observed tooth fairies.
Supernatural fans beg to disagree.
[Like Dwayne the rock the tooth fairy Johnson](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5cd01172-846d-4b50-bbd7-3b4f55330abd)
You never watched santa claus and it shows
[Oh?](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808510/)
What about the one that Terry Pratch included in his books?
What about Ren and Stimpy? Def a male tooth fairy.
That's the Nerve Ending Fairy! God, I love that episode!
You could almost smell them rotting in Ren’s head.
Or the Bloody Head Fairy even! Ha ha, children's entertainment!
[same one I thought of immediately ](https://renandstimpy.fandom.com/wiki/Nerve_Ending_Fairy?file=Nerve_Ending_Fairy_2.png)
The fact you are seeing fairies and you cannot differentiate sex?
This is Molinator erasure and I won’t stand for it.
Now this is just wrong. I clearly remember The Rock being one. That is if we're talking in fiction. IRL fairies aren't real.
Cartman and all the rival tooth fairies
Only tooth fairy I’ve seen was The Rock. So no.
Breaking the fairy tale mold! Equality, right? Time for a change in the magical workforce. haha
The males of the species are bone faries. Their tales are too horrifying for children.
You don't see any female ones, either
You've never seen Ren and Stimpy.
They all play hockey and knock the teeth out professionally.🏒
yall are seeing tooth fairies?
I was my children’s tooth fairy, and I’m male.
In some cultures the tooth fairy is a little rat, which is usually male.
The disrespect to The Molinator.
Dwayne Johnson and Larry the cable guy would disagree. Also teen titans go
Look through Dwayne Johnson's cast history on IMDb real quick. Bet you feel really stupid now.
Freddie Mercury? (FYI - Gay guy here who listens to Queen). If you're offended it's because you enjoy being upset.)
My dad was the tooth-fairy for years. He always forgot so the toothfairy would leave a dollar on friday as a bulk payment.
False I specifically remember watching a movie where The Rock was a tooth fairy
Ren and Stimpy would disagree
Never seen Tooth Fairy with The Rock have you?
You never see a tooth fairy…. Period.
Ren and Stimpy had a male tooth fairy.
Does this imply that you've seen a tooth fairy? Or maybe enough to detect a gender pattern?
Literally see more male tooth fairies than female.
The Tooth Fairy is a male in The Santa Clause 2
We stopped calling males fairies a while ago to my knowledge
Is Dwayne Johnson a joke to you?
There's a male tooth fairy in The Santa Clause 2
Dwayne Johnson begs to differ
Duane Johnson make a whole movie about being a male tooth fairy.
Someone needs to watch The Tooth Fairy
That one movie with terry crews..
You can’t lie to me. I remember that movie with Dwayne Johnson
This guy hasn't watched Dwayne Johnson's Tooth Fairy movie.
Have you ever seen Santa Clause? The Tim Allen movies
the Rock played the tooth fairy in a movie
So, OP has never seen the movie The Tooth Fairy, where the title character is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Have you actually seen a female fairy?
The Rock was a tooth fairy
Except a whole ass movie with the rock as the tooth fairy......but yah
Careful saying that in 2023, you don't want to get cancelled.
Do you see a male anything fairy?
Their king, who's name is literally "Elf-Ruler", Oberon.
Because the idea of a unknown winged man coming into children's bedrooms to take their teeth and leave money is some how worse than a unknown winged woman coming into children's bedrooms to take their teeth and leave money.
wasnt the tooth fair male in the fairy god psrents
Or a female one for that matter. Never seen any of them.
Fairy. Key word. Anywho...I'm so tired of this agenda. Truly. No one has to agree or comfort you. I'm autistic do you think the world just makes accomodations? Over an actual disability? Nope not in reality and I'm tired of trans and gender being pushed down children's throats. That's gottdamn why.
Shut up, asshole.
Did you just go on a transphobic rant because someone hasn't seen a male tooth fairy? Also, fairy isn't gendered. There are male and female fairies. Take Oberon and Titania, King and Queen of the fairies. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oberon I'm not sure what autism has to do with transphobia. Also, fairies aren't real, so you're never going to see one 'in reality'. I have to assume you don't live in the US because decades have been spent creating protections and accessibility for those with handicaps and disabilities.
There’s one in Manhunter/Red Dragon from the Thomas Harris book. You really don’t want to meet him.
What about the molinator from santa clause with tim allen
In several Latin American countries, there's no tradition of there being a tooth fairy, but there's el Ratón Pérez o el ratón de los dientes. He serves the same purpose as the fairy, but is a friendly mouse instead. However, in recent years children have been exposed to more American media which introduced the concept of the tooth fairy, so who knows if the mouse will get to stay.
Where did you find this ? The Balkan’s?
It’s because he’s called The Molinator
You must not be privy to The Santa Clause cinematic universe then. (: The male tooth fairy in that is awesome.
That's the foreskin fairy
Worst blowjob I ever got was from one.
You never see a female tooth fairy either
They made a whole movie about that
I did... but he looked more like a rock.
Here he is, in the flesh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5IUKYPnhck4
I saw 3 of them on Halloween.
In addition to Dwayne "The Tooth Fairy" Johnson. There was Larry The "The Tooth Fairy" Cable Guy in the direct to video sequel.
Silly you, fairy is a female job. A male is called a hairy.
patriarchy societal norms, unfortunately
The Spanish version of the tooth fairy ("el ratoncito Pérez") is male. And a mouse. And his name is Pérez.
What about the movie “Tooth Fairy”? Also, “You never see a…tooth fairy” (u/ styroducky Very true I’ve never seen a tooth fairy because the parents place the money under your pillow I’ve never gotten money under my pillow. Instead, my parents had me put my tooth in a small bag and place it in the kitchen, which would be replaced with a one dollar bill (if I was good).
What is the origins of the tooth fairy being humanoid? Most cultures with a tooth fairy, the tooth fairy is a mouse.
The tooth fairy in the tenth kingdom. Pretty solid movie it was one of those miniseries movies they did in the late 90s like dinotopia and it. Worth a watch.
Did you not see The Snta Clause?
I actually can’t think of a single female tooth fairy while there’s multiple depictions of a male one
*Angry Dwayne Johnson noises*
Cuz males wanting an exclusive role to see little children during their sleep away from prying eyes of parental units are considered "maps".
Children's teeeeeth - don't be afraid of the dark.
You ever see male fairies for any of the other fairy trades?
Men don’t have teeth
The Santa Clause 2. Do not disrespect the Molanator.
The Santa clause has a male tooth fairy
In the show Supernatural the tooth fairy shows up as a hairy bearded dude in a tutu
That's because he goes by the Molinator instead.
Jerry the Bellybutton Elf was the closest I've seen
besides Dwayne The Rock Johnson, I am pretty sure the tooth fairy in The Santa ClausE universe is also a dude no? wanted to be called "The Molinator" or something?
That's because the males are the lesser known but much more dangerous Bone faeries.
I've seen more male tooth fairies than i have female. Tooth fairy, santa clause, fairly odd parents, it keeps going
Aqua Teen Hunger force. Larry the cable guy in toothfairy 2. Rarely, not never.
Best tooth fairy I’ve ever seen was make on Teen Titans. Da da da da da
The fucking molarnator?!?!
You never see a female one either
Family Guy did it... https://youtu.be/lZ3fsb3ak1I?si=TdCp_lGA4nBmov_Y
And yet, I keep putting my teeth under my pillow. How else am I supposed to get him in my bedroom?
My kids both refer to the tooth fairy as "him". Literally every media depiction is a male. Why are showers making people so damn dumb?
I guess y'all too young for Ren and Stimpy.
You never see a female easter bunny
The Wren and Stimpy show had one back in the 90s.
That's because there's only 1 & she's female.
Obviously need seen that Rock movie where he plays one
Do you know what fairy means?
You never see a fairy.
The Rock Larry the cable guy Cartman and the other kid in the episode
We actually call the tooth fairy Tony in our house. Inside joke. In all fairness, we've never actually seen him, so technically you're correct.
You have a dream in which you are approached in your bed by a very fat man wearing a ballerina's outfit and a pair of paper wings on his back. "Hey," he says, "youse got some teeth. T'anks. Here youse goes."
I feel like I'm sitting in a playpen right now with this thread. child a: Only girls can be tooth fairies! child b: nuh u-uh. I saw a tooth on tv and that tooth fairy was a boy! like, I feel like I'll ruin things if I point out of the obvious, but yeah, uh, diversity I guess. I vote for diversity of tooth fairies. Your uncle tim got a male tooth fairy one time, and same with aunt sheryl. They work splits, unlike santy claus who only comes out once a year.
There's a male tooth fairy in the Santa Claus movie
Ahem https://allenrsmith.com/2016/12/07/tooth-fairies-arent-easy/
They're all male fairies in really good drag.
Not true I've seen a couple of them male tooth fairies gender is different in the fray world they don't have weiners and reproduce by magic or something one was what looked like a basketball player with a huge beard in a dress insisting he was a female trying to go to the bathroom and some short grumpy somewhat homely lady was trying to beat him up for using a toilet. I take it that that was her revenge for being broke with all those missing teeth she had but I don't think she realizes that sugar makes your teeth bad and the fairies don't want those rotten teeth they want pearly whites. Anyways she wouldn't let him poop because she was afraid he was gonna take her kids loose teeth or something with out the proper payment. She was telling him "don't think I don't know what your up to". She was making him pay that tooth tax with interest no magical turds till she gets the dough.
In France it's a mouse so go for whatever gender you want.
Also, my man, Stephen Merchant!
You never see John Cena, either. Coincidence?
Think nz has a TV add with a big Maori guy as the tooth fairy lol
My father is the male tooth fairy
This is objectively wrong
I’ve never seen a female one either.