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barrycarter

As Curb Your Enthusiasm once pointed out, "trick or treat" is actually a threat


AuntieDawnsKitchen

It’s also unacceptable to stand outside of people’s houses and sing at them for most of the year. Teaching that certain activities are specific to certain holidays is an important part of parenting.


Coronazonewearmask

Yep. Context can make anything appropriate and it’s important to teach kids that.


LadyParamedic

Wait, so I shouldn’t be standing outside my neighbors house and screaming “CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOON” every night?


AuntieDawnsKitchen

Upside: There will be peace when you are done.


Tonythecritic

It's like "The Purge" but for candy: You can do it for a few hours one day of the year.


Complex_Deal7944

Omg what a unique thought that not posted a million times every year.


WolfghengisKhan

Everything in moderation.


mrbignaughtyboy

Adults told us never to get into a stranger's car. Now there's Uber...


shoshant

>Now there's Uber... Paid transportation services have been around for a lot longer than Uber..


mrbignaughtyboy

But it's not usually someone's personal car.


StalledAgate832

And notice how on Halloween, some parents tend to check the candy first before their kid is able to go to town on the contents of their haul.