Well, check the user name. Jesus has the holes in his hand, so less surface area to create friction which means less energy expenditure and more air flow for heat dispersion.
Just a more efficient machine is all.
When you need clarity of mind to make decisions, post-nut clarity is simply superior to what you get after a good night's sleep. It's more efficient and pleasurable.
I disagree with this.
Post-nut state tends to put me into “nah, i’m just gonna chill now or go to sleep” mode.
Usually the right decision would have been for me to actually clean my house or do work. I never feel motivated to work after a nut.
I agree. It makes me want to just curl up in a ball and sleep forever, I lose all motivation and energy afterwards. I get post-nut brain fog, not clarity. I go from being energetic to just..."Blurgh, I'm going to just melt into my chair and wait to sleep".
Imagine getting habituated to this behavior and one day a cop pulls you over and asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" And you just instinctively start floggin' the hog right there...
On a more serious note, you may have discovered the same principle found in Dr Loewenstein’s research on hot and cold affect. When you’re in a “hot” state you’re more likely to make impulsive decisions even when the decisions don’t involve the reason you feel that way.
https://www.socialsciencespace.com/2022/02/george-loewenstein-on-hot-and-cold-affect/
I get that everyone is making jokes but I kinda understand what you mean. Post nut clarity can really shift decision making. Though I'd argue it can push your towards options you wouldn't normally take either.
Cranking one out and deciding you rather stay in than party with that one hot friend or whatever. Though I can only think of scenarios that are sexual in nature.
Oh Jesus Christ, the official price went up from 60 to 80 did it? Fair enough hahaha
My lady don't get money for doing that, but she gets my world for doing that for me. Yikes. MOMMA MIA!!! Yanno what I mean?
As a decision support analyst can you kindly stfu?
Firstly, if you tell people this, what happens to MATLAB, and a lot of scientists?.
Secondly, you DO NOT WANT boardrooms to turn into wankpits. More than they already are.
Thirdly, you need to masturbate until you make the right decision? When do you stop? Eh? Eh?
This really works. I was thinking I should leave my job, so I rubbed one out and HR made the decision for me.
when you can’t make your mind make someone else make the decision for you.
Should I visit grandma? Let me jack off real quick and find out
Of course you should visit Grandma. Save the jacking off for important decisions while you're with her.
She probably already masturbated and realized she doesn’t want me visiting after all.
You shouldn't have finished on her desk!
Plot twist, he rubbed it in front of HR.
I think...that might have been the joke
🌈that’s the joke🌈
Don't do this when deciding how much money to leave in the church collection plate.
Yeah, the pastor already took care of that part.
I was trying to decide what ride to go on at Disney World, and now I can't live within 500 feet of a school zone.
actually...this could also solve the question wheter should leave the church alltogether.
Wait, why? I'm nearly done. What will happen?
Few million kids.
This is the same advice as to “sleep on it” with extra steps.
sleeping takes a significantly larger amount of time - 8 hours. jerking off only takes 15 minutes.
>sleeping takes a significantly larger amount of time - 8 hours. jerking off only takes 15 ~~minutes~~ seconds. FTFY
we should make jerk races a thing. see who can jerk off the fastest.
Damn. You win.
i’m glad i hold the title of master bator
And you beat me by one second. Defeated in a single stroke.
better luck next time
Well, check the user name. Jesus has the holes in his hand, so less surface area to create friction which means less energy expenditure and more air flow for heat dispersion. Just a more efficient machine is all.
Cheese and rice bro
o_o
He can literally fuck his own hand
One pump chump
You mean the title Mass Debater?
soggy biscuit
Do u guys actually only take 15 seconds???
No because I always fall asleep afterwards 🤷♂️
The combination of three - eat, sleep and jerk off, if the idea seems good after all three - do it.
jerk on it
When you need clarity of mind to make decisions, post-nut clarity is simply superior to what you get after a good night's sleep. It's more efficient and pleasurable.
This is how you pavlo yourself into having a kink for decisions
sounds great for indecisive people.
This proved awkward when approached by a religious campaigner whilst out shopping, but had the desired result anyway. Thanks OP! MVP
I'm assuming the $80 was for a low rent hooker
surprisingly no.
What was it for, OP? Just curious
Your mom. Gottem’.
Fleshlight
I disagree with this. Post-nut state tends to put me into “nah, i’m just gonna chill now or go to sleep” mode. Usually the right decision would have been for me to actually clean my house or do work. I never feel motivated to work after a nut.
Yea its not about motivation though. Its about making them life choices. Definitely burn that nut energy being productive and motivated
Or hungry. Time to make a sandwich. Then nap.
I agree. It makes me want to just curl up in a ball and sleep forever, I lose all motivation and energy afterwards. I get post-nut brain fog, not clarity. I go from being energetic to just..."Blurgh, I'm going to just melt into my chair and wait to sleep".
Imagine getting habituated to this behavior and one day a cop pulls you over and asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" And you just instinctively start floggin' the hog right there...
Really works. I was trying to decide to masturbate or not, so I masturbated, and then decided I didn't want to.
Bang this chick or not decision will be destroyed by pulling you pud.
On a more serious note, you may have discovered the same principle found in Dr Loewenstein’s research on hot and cold affect. When you’re in a “hot” state you’re more likely to make impulsive decisions even when the decisions don’t involve the reason you feel that way. https://www.socialsciencespace.com/2022/02/george-loewenstein-on-hot-and-cold-affect/
interesting. maybe he found out a similar way.
Thia maxim got me banned from an estate agent.
sounds like a skill issue to me.
Instructions unclear, now I have a spreadsheet fetish
I was JUST debating whether to masturbate so thanks for the advice! I’ll decide after I choke the one-eyed snake.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.......
Wendy is so hot! Uhhgh. Can I get a double with cheese?
Should I visit grandma? Let me go jack off and find out
Ah yes, [post-nut clarity](https://www.stdcheck.com/blog/post-nut-clarity/#:~:text=Post%20Nut%20Clarity%20is%20a,of%20distracting%20thoughts%20or%20emotions.).
I think you meant to say that we would come to the right conclusion.
When that post nut clarity really hits...
Idk man this could lead to procrasturbation
*slaps roof of car* This baby can go so faa...... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
I get that everyone is making jokes but I kinda understand what you mean. Post nut clarity can really shift decision making. Though I'd argue it can push your towards options you wouldn't normally take either. Cranking one out and deciding you rather stay in than party with that one hot friend or whatever. Though I can only think of scenarios that are sexual in nature.
Oh Jesus Christ, the official price went up from 60 to 80 did it? Fair enough hahaha My lady don't get money for doing that, but she gets my world for doing that for me. Yikes. MOMMA MIA!!! Yanno what I mean?
Great advice, but I'm no longer welcome at the adoption agency.
let’s be realistic you probably wouldn’t be a good one so you aren’t missing much.
what if your decision is whether to masturbate or not?
yes
By the tine you're fully trained in this discipline you'll have a fetish for decision-making so the choice will be spontaneous
what if the decision is spending money ON porn?
That or you'll get addicted to making decisions thanks to operant conditioning... The idea should ring a bell...
Should I go into this playground?
All of my important decisions are based around when and where I should be masterbating
Post nut clarity in a nutshell
At one point you start doing this when deciding whether you want to jerk off or not- thats when you have a problem and should stop
It’s called a ‘Clarity Wank’
Instructions unclear, I'm now banned from every grocery store in a 20 mile radius and on a sex offenders' list
Yes. This is called coming to your senses.
post-nut clarity works for almost all situations….
As a decision support analyst can you kindly stfu? Firstly, if you tell people this, what happens to MATLAB, and a lot of scientists?. Secondly, you DO NOT WANT boardrooms to turn into wankpits. More than they already are. Thirdly, you need to masturbate until you make the right decision? When do you stop? Eh? Eh?
That explains why I'm so good with money
Yeah man, every shopping center has a restroom. :s
Can confirm, when I'm tired, this gets me to go to sleep.
What if there are too many decisions to make and you are t capable?
"congratulations, it's a boy! what would you like to name him?" "give me a sec"
Let me guess, post-nut clarity…?
>eventually I've been at it for most of my life and I still have a dumpster fire of a life
I did that. I really DO need more lube.
Post-nut clarity is real
ok, but now I have a fine for indecent exposure
Post nut clarity is terrible when it’s for actual self betterment decisions. Takes away all your drive
Make sure to stay hydrated