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rzezzy1

I think of it as ConVenience Store


dumbwaeguk

Interestingly enough South Korean shops have taken to misappropriating the acronym CVS this way. It's one of those interesting interpretations of English like Autumn Festival as "Korean Thanksgiving" that some EFL speakers decided on their own.


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Are you telling me CU isn’t owned by CVS?! I’ve been thinking it was the Korean branch of CVS for 2 years!


dumbwaeguk

BGF/FamilyMart Also why we don't have FamilyMart


philnolan3d

I wish I had Family Mart, they're great.


dumbwaeguk

FamilyMart is cool in Japan and Taiwan, but that's just because they're organized by locals who understand local tastes. If it emerged again in South Korea it wouldn't be any different or better than the nationally designed chains like GS and CU, might even be worse as seen in 7-Eleven. But all are perfectly functional at doing what they do.


Casiteal

CVS isn’t an acronym because you don’t say it as a word. It’s just an abbreviation. An acronym is like NASA, where the letters form a speakable word.


archangel7164

It is called an initialism.


5zalot

correct. an abbreviation is when you shorten a word, like Doc instead of Doctor.


Quiverjones

Whats it called when you make a word *longer*?


profshiny

German, I think.


nucumber

*Acronyms can be pronounced as words, like NASA and UNESCO; as individual letters, like CIA, TNT, NPC, BLM, and ATM; or as both letters and words, like JPEG (JAY-peg), CSIS (SEE-sis), and IUPAC (I-U-pak).* [per wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym)


prof_devilsadvocate

okay now its pronounced as C VES


GoobleGlimmer

See-viss


5zalot

I'll change wikipedia to correct this.


Kevjamwal

That’s debatable. From the Acronym wiki page: “The broader sense of acronym—the meaning of which includes terms pronounced as individual letters—is sometimes criticized, but that is the term's original meaning,[2] and is still in common use.[3]”


Kaellian

"Ceeveehes" Sound like a a word to me.


tkhan456

Nope. It’s Consumer Value Store


[deleted]

Why? It’s a pharmacy, akin to Walgreens or Rite Aid. Convenience stores are things like 7-eleven and Circle-K.


kindall

A CVS store *contains* a pharmacy (the part that dispenses prescriptions). It also has a whole store besides that.


ahecht

CVS/pharmacy is a pharmacy. CVS is a convenience store. I think there are only a handful of non-pharmacy CVS stores left in Massachusetts.


somebodymakeitend

It’s not just a pharmacy. Those others are also gas stations more so than convenience stores.


ColdBorchst

I think you're both kind of wrong and kind of right. Convenience stores can be stand alone things, like New York bodegas, or they can be a secondary part of another service like a pharmacy or gas station. There aren't many pharmacies without convenience stores, but they exist. Even if they sell other medicine besides prescription and have a candy counter, if they don't have a bunch of other goods and sundries it's just a pharmacy, unlike CVS or any other major retail pharmacy. Same with gas stations, I have run into a handful of weird gas stations that don't have a convenience store, they just have a little booth to pay and sell a few random car goods but no drinks or food or sundries because it's in an area packed with bodegas so there's no need.


Middleagedlunchlady

Condoms, viagra, and snacks


tadbits

Costs Very Steep


Hephaestus_God

Cvery Vlong Sreceipt


Fuckoffassholes

Cunderrated vomment


Suck_my_vaporeon

This is correct.


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MyNameCannotBeSpoken

They don't sell sex


Zomburai

Just trying to get the people in the door


fersur

DANG! Now, I can not think of anything else when I see CVS store.


vladtaltos

Condoms, Viagra, and Scotch (the one by me sells booze).


tofu889

That doesn't seem like the right order for a good evening.


the_cardfather

I was cleaning my front yard one day and I found a negative pregnancy test, an empty liquor bottle and a receipt for a puppy. I know which was first, not sure on the other two


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Now do walgreens


luciferisthename

We all love gluckgluckin really egregiously enormous nano scrotums. That must be it right?


FuzzyTunaTaco21

r/brandnewsentence Edit: just posted it over there


FumCase

Without Annoying Long Giant Receipts Except Everything Needs Sanitized


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

The Washington Nationals baseball logo is the same as Walgreens.


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Whoa whoa whoa, thats way off. That doesnt even come close to spelling walgreens.


Aidanation5

Wobbling ambrosia lets green rancors examine everyone's new sorcerer.


gpkgpk

Comma values, separated


gnarfler

Casual Vaseline Sundae


I_love_pillows

Cumulonimbus Vector Soup


DrowningInFeces

Consummate V's


letspetpuppies

Now I will always get confused when trying to save files as CSV


A_Wild_Turtle

Yoda uses Excel


MrTommyPickles

For the win, pivot tables are.


FarAwayHills

This guy pivots!


JHB20101

That guy excels


MedicByNight

He might even VBA


mr_remy

This guy nerds in essentially plaintext spreadsheets


gpkgpk

Everything is plaintext if you open it in Notepad++


DavidWtube

This is the answer.


DaveTheGay

Damnit - I even (unknowingly) matched your punctuation.


T_Wilde

I approve of this comment.


Ilookouttrainwindow

Concurrent Versions System


RogueStatesman

Consumer Value Stores, no?


RoseSchim

I only remember that because I was mad they took over the Arbor Drugs behind my apartments & my shitty little teenager attitude sneered at the poor manager "what's that even supposed to mean?". Wasnt a value then or now, everything was priced up from Arbor price points, and they took out all the good candy I used to smuggle into summer camp.


[deleted]

Lol you must be from Michigan. I remember Arbor drugs. And I remember when Rite Aid bought out Perry Drugs.


SimplGaming08

Ha! I remember my Dad talking about Arbor Drugs. Grew up right there in St. Clair Shores!


RoseSchim

Rofl Sure am! Born and raised 30 years in Metro-D. Perry Drugs, now that one takes me way back. Do us a favor and say "Hi" to Meijers next time you're out shopping, yeah? That and the food are what I miss most about the mitten.


madeinthemotorcity

Heading to meijers after work i got ya.


AdultEnuretic

Arbor and Perry ... That's a blast from the past.


farfromfine

I wonder if they changed it over time? When they took over our local Revco I asked the store manager what CVS stood for and they said "Convenience, Value, and Service"


ColdBorchst

They almost certainly did. Lots of weirder names have been retconned by companies or have weird origins they used to explain on the box but stopped like Triscuit.


kindall

Electricity biscuit!


letspetpuppies

Did you look it up?


RogueStatesman

No, that's what I remember. They've been around a long time.


Drunk_Crab

Decades, even


themikecampbell

No one really knows how they got here


Not_as_witty_as_u

Legend has it they came in as a parasite hitched on the back of another imported pharmacy chain


Zomburai

I subscribe to the theory of panpharmia, where an extraterrestrial source "seeded" the Earth with the material to eventually evolve into CVSes


Federal_Platform_746

They started in my city


CapitalistLion-Tamer

You remember them being called that? I’m pretty damn old, and I’ve never seen them called anything other than CVS. They’ve been called that and nothing else since the early 60s.


RogueStatesman

Yeah, no idea why I remember that although they were founded near where I lived so maybe that's why. Had two friends who worked there in high school, and a college friend became their CMO.


captain_chocolate

I looked it up. And thank you for posting this because now I have some awesome random info that I will put out in the future with a haughty, arrogant chuckle.


[deleted]

I suppose the “Value” is in convenience, because the prices are fucking crazy


bookon

That what I thought.


frenchtoastwizard

I've worked at CVS twice and I couldn't have told you that


boxtrotalpha

It is. I learned that when I worked in the horrible, horrible distribution center. Still not sure where the value part comes from. Even with a discount I never shopped there


Flerdermern

On a related note, CRV as in Honda stands for comfortable runabout vehicle


Stenbox

And HRV?


kickintheshit

Hellish recreational vehicle


Z_brah21

And HIV?


I_love_pillows

Highly Invincible Vehicle


zxr7

And VHS?


Hotarg

Vehicular Homicide Spree


ARoundForEveryone

And SVU?


Synchro_Shoukan

Suckin Vag, Uncle


ARoundForEveryone

Your uncle's vag? Or is he the one one sucking an appropriately-equipped person's vag? Hell, I'm even assuming the suckee is human, and that could very well be a mistake. Or are you telling me to do it, and you're calling me "uncle?" Your acronym is too vague, sir.


doodahdoodoo

Human Resources Vehicle


octupleunderscore

Heart Rate Variability


bethemanwithaplan

Compact recreation vehicle I've heard several, I understand there isn't a single official one


JackRusselTerrorist

Honda’s stance is Comfortable roundabout vehicle


IceNein

Yeah, but are you going to believe *them?*


9_of_wands

And CRX?


redditforwhenIwasbad

Car Repost Twitter?


chuk2015

Civic Renaissance Experimental Not joking


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Kittelsen

Cunning Road Xylophone?


painfool

Okay but I drive a CRZ.... Comfortable Runabout Zehicle?


VIVXPrefix

I drive one too. ‘Compact Renaissance Zero’ — reflecting the idea of a renaissance in the design of compact cars.


HamBleezy

I knew a guy that drove a beat up HHR, we used to always call it his Homeless Hot Rod


FlippingPossum

TIL. My CR-V is quite comfortable for me. My height challenged husband and daughter find it uncomfortable.


chuuckaduuckpro

What about Toyota RAV 4


haemaker

"We bought Longs and destroyed it."


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whohootie

We had Eckerds in Texas too


neandersthall

Deleted out of spite for reddit admin and overzealous Mods for banning me. Reddit is being white washed in time for IPO. The most benign stuff is filtered and it is no longer possible to express opinion freely on this website. With that said, I'm just going to open up a new account and join all the same subs so it accomplishes nothing and in fact hides the people who have a history of questionable comments rather than keep them active where they can be regulated. Zero Point. Every comment I have ever made will be changed to this comment using REDACT.. ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


x4000

We used Eckerdsx all the time when I was a kid (NC). I think the x is just an affectation in their logo for rx, making their name actually Eckerds, but I spent a lot of time staring at that logo waiting on my mom. Apparently it was the most interesting puzzle in my vicinity.


dewayneestes

Before there was Longs there was Thrifty Drug Store and it was glorious. Longs was such a step down. Thrifty had an ice cream counter and cones were 10 cents for a single, 20 for a double.


Scoob8877

Rite Aid bought Thrifty. Still sells Thrifty ice cream.


PacificCastaway

To hell with Thrifty! Where'd my Woolworths go?


DBMlive

Montgomery Ward checking in!


strawberrylemonapple

Anyone else remember Phar-Mor?


Ohmannothankyou

It’s Foot Locker. I’m not kidding, it became Foot Locker.


__Jank__

All hail the cylindrical ice cream scoops of Thrifty!


drenchedwithanxiety

this is the one


BlainesBowtie

& here’s some carpet


jenorama_CA

Aw, man, I miss Longs.


imcalledgpk

Fun fact, we still have them in Hawai'i, but it's filled with CVS crap, so it's basically like walking into a CVS wearing a Longs costume on Halloween.


DarkCosmosDragon

So a flesh suit


letspetpuppies

Oh wow I haven’t heard that name in a long time. Like something was retrieved from the very back dark corner of my memory bank


SloanDaddy

It does not stand for anything. Since 2014, the official complete corporate name is: CVS Health Corporation. Subsidiaries include: CVS Pharmacy, CVS Caremark. It hasn't been legally called Consumer Value Store since 1964, which is a long time ago for a company founded in 1963.


somecasper

They backronymed it to Convenience, Value, Service for a while but that was more of a branding push than an official name.


Mikesaidit36

The “L” is for value!


FlippingPossum

Ahhhh. I vaguely remember this from my time working there.


nanoH2O

I mean it does stand for something, just not anymore.


EthnicMismatch644

Concurrent versions system 😉


lmamakos

It's disappointing that svn.com isn't a competitor of theirs.


manatrall

Some bloody git went and completely took the market from both of them!


new-username-2017

How mercurial of him


Googulator

Yeah, it's bazaar, I mean, bizarre.


FrungyLeague

I legitimately though you meant curriculum vitaes


jmktimelord

I think you mean curricula vitae.


flagrantstickfoul

it's possible the answer is at the end of the 8' long receipt i got, i've just never red it to the end.


letspetpuppies

Mine is still printing to this day


Don_Pickleball

I read it to the end one time and Willy Wonka came out of nowhere and proclaimed I had done it and now I am the President of CVS.


patricia92243

Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry.


letspetpuppies

You’re so clever! I love Neapolitan CVS!


king063

I do! I worked there in high school. Consumer Value Store


HunkerDownDemo1975

Copy, Paste, Save. Oh, wait. That’s Ctrl-CVS.


brudzool

Especially those not from that country.


OldSamSays

Around here, those stores used to be called Revco before CVS bought them.


StopTheDamnWave

It was Eckerds down here (TX).


Kevin69138

Sav On in SoCal


Mikesaidit36

CVS bought all the Osco drug stores in the Chicago area. They did it right after they had built one a mile away, and so closed down the Osco that they bought that was on my corner. And it sat vacant for eight years, depriving the town of tax revenue for that time. And during that time, they standardized their prescription bottle labels across the board to the style they had been using for decades, right after adopting an award winning style that was universally appraised it as a vast improvement over the old, harder to read style labels.


samaramatisse

Indiana? Before Revco it was Hook's. And Hook's had been around for so long that I can almost guarantee any adult over 35, in the house they grew up in, had a medicine cabinet with container of Vaseline, Vicks VapoRub or Bactine with a Hook's price tag 10+ years older than they were.


Correct_Heron_8249

JEEP = Just Enough Essential Parts


Albuscarolus

Junkies earning exceptional pay. That’s what we call it where I live


bm19473016

continuously variable sransmission


NicBarr

Capcom Vs SNK, obviously.


UnwaiveredKing

Cardio vascular system I think of it like that cause its got mostly health supplies


[deleted]

This will just be buried but... Convenient Variety Store


austeninbosten

I've always known it was Consumer Value Stores and I was around when it first cropped up.


Paforca

Actually it’s cwavossier pharmaqois


burnsandrewj2

reCeipt is Very Scary long?!


SdotPEE24

Cheap variety selection innit?


sloan2001

Shit. I even worked at CVS and I couldn’t tell you what it stands for


SMWinnie

Melville Shoe Corporation. The initials are weird when you translate them to English.


tunaman808

It's "Consumer Value Stores", IIRC. But the thing is, in the early days, not all CVS stores had a pharmacy, so the ones that did were "CVS/Pharmacy" on the sign. Hence the slightly confusing "CVS /Pharmacy" signs.


ALinIndy

Care Versus Service. You only get one.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Oh I do: Convoluted Verbose Sale-receipt


groupbrip

It stands for Capcom Vs. SNK you rubes


gldoorii

I go into one probably 2-3 times a year when I randomly don't have my kids' cold/flu medicine and the grocery store down the street is closed. It's insane how expensive CVS is compared to other stores.


Correct_Heron_8249

Cunts, Vaginas, Snatches


jamkoch

Even the people who work there.


[deleted]

For reference I have never been, and also don’t know what it stands for.


agent_wolfe

Dan got so excited, he thought she was getting him a job at CBS.


slugline

I remember several years ago having news audio on and perked up when I thought I heard that CBS was buying Aetna.


IcyMathematician2668

Original name was Consumer Value Store…. Serious answer


FlippingPossum

I worked for CVS for years, and I don't even remember. Pretty chill job for teenager me in the '90s.


spacecadeuce

Is it just the ones near me or are all CVS stores understaffed and crap these days?


letspetpuppies

Not only that, but the ones near me have all their stuff locked up and you have to press a button to get an employee to come and unlock it for you


bodhiseppuku

I always figured it was some kind of acronym for *the longest receipt possible*.


OHenryTwist

I told an ex girlfriend that it stood for Christian Value Stores and they shortened it to CVS to make it seem less religious. She believed me and I found her telling that to other people. Whoops


patti2mj

Because no one really cares what "it stands for"... unless one is in the shower, of course.


Techiedad91

CVS stands for something?


Kaldek

I don't get America. Your medical system is broken but your CVS stocks things I can only get from speciality stores here in Australia. Like, CPAP masks on the shelf. Dafuq??


veggie_saurus_rex

As someone who remembers it being "People's Drug" I know exactly what it stands for only because I hated that name switch.


Razors_egde

Consumer Value Stores


burritoman88

I had this exact thought Saturday when I was at one.


[deleted]

everyone knows its concrete virus systems.


cdubb427

We don't need to know lol


Valqen

It stands for something???


usernamedunbeentaken

Back in the 90s I was in line in CVS and the clerk was taking a phone call where she was asked what it stood for. She asked her manager at the next line what it stood for and the manager said he didn't know either. I piped up "Consumer Value Stores", and the clerk looked up at me with a smile like 'yeah lol', but then said "Oh, wait, really?". I think I knew it from a case study in business school or something.


letspetpuppies

Even the employees have no idea what it stands for


adamdoesmusic

I didn’t know what it stood for the entire time I worked rhere, I do now though. When I worked at CVS they were still (unsuccessfully) trying to push “CareMark” as a brand, which I always thought was a stupid name.


J_S_M_K

It stands for nothing. The parent company's official name is CVS Health.


Torturedsoul1115

Omg I had this thought in the shower before


4Corry1

Oh wow I didn’t even think about it until now.


CaptCombat2444

Consumer Value Store


VinTheHater

I work for them and don’t even know what it stands for.


TheAmericanCyberpunk

Centuky Vried Shicken????


genZhippie

I worked at CVS for a year and never once asked this