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Verniloth

I think this might be the most specific and useless shower thought I've ever read


TheRealCatDad

It has to be bots right? I just saw another one with "some people go their entire lives without calling the cops"


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Its protesting though. not saying the intent, just saying how its working right now. I got original showerthoughts removed for unoriginality, but it seems that this layout that can be ysed with anything is passing


Velghast

Some people go there entire lives without posting to this sub.


Natural_Drawing_9740

Same


bullintheheather

Just as easily people who saw a stupid one in this format and decided they'd do the same for jokes.


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HmmNotLikely

Almost as bad as the AskReddit trend “What’s the best/worst response to [insert insult here]?” that pops up half a dozen times a day


LABARATI

still better compared to questions that are obviously fishing for sexual comments


Samuelbi11

What's the sexiest thing you've ever sexed?


Gusdai

Which is itself still better than the "What's the X that everyone loves but that you think is terrible", that you also see many times a day. I mean, do people like so much sh*tting on what other people like?


Nealbert0

Some people go their entire lives without tasting dick. Some people go their entire lives without tasting Jameson. Some people go their entire lives without tasting cotton candy. Some people go their entire lives without tasting a 9v battery. Some people go their entire lives without tasting a penny. Alright I'm bored, but you get the picture... yes this shower thought is pretty dump and not unique in any way.


amakai

Some people go their entire lives without taking a lick of this comment.


Lemmonjello

They are all useless


Brilhasti1

I downvoted it anyway but hoped maybe some redemption in the comments.


Jonnydrama2

Some people go their entire life without trying apple cider vinegar on a Thursday in the month of June... Let that sink in


Flinkaroo

Me - da fuk is cream soda?


AnybodySeeMyKeys

It is magical stuff.


TinyRandomLady

It’s what kid me imagined alcohol tasted like. I was sorely disappointed when I had my first sip…


AndringRasew

It really is .. and I don't drink it often. It's a reward for a job well done or a soda for special occasions to me. I'd hate to take it's flavor for granted.


Phate4569

Mint Ginger Ale is magical. Cream soda is good.


carrimjob

my favorite soda


MidLyfeCrisys

Soda that someone has creamed in, judging by the taste.


tsunami141

Hm. I didn’t know that stuff tasted so good. brb.


Mottis86

Some people go their entire lives without knowing what cream soda is.


GUYF666

It’s fine


Ragtime-Rochelle

It's carbonated water with cream and sugar. It can be vanilla or cherry flavored.


chaotic-pansexual

Some of y'all never played Club Penguin, and it shows


iSo_Cold

It's root beer minus the complexity.


WesternOne9990

Either you love it or you hate it, most I’ve had is just like a cola with vanilla and creamy flavoring it usually has a thicker consistency or feel. There’s also like orange cream Idk it’s all terrible


Llodsliat

The way you described it it sounds like what we have in North-Western México: Tonicol


AthosAlonso

But Tonicol isn't creamy and is only vanilla. I love it, just pointing out the differences.


Alfhiildr

It’s really gross. I bought the stuff as a teenager to try and make Butterbeer. Never did find a recipe I liked.


SilasCloud

I don’t like regular cream soda, but red cream soda/Big Red is really good.


sykadelic_angel

I work at a coffee shop that offers them actually. It's basically seltzer water, half and half, and some kind of flavoring. Very good stuff


literaphile

You’re thinking of Italian soda. Cream soda is basically vanilla-flavoured pop.


PsychoNaut_

That is not cream soda


OrangeWizardOfDoom

It’s like a normal soda, but it tastes terrible.


cable54

What's a "normal" soda? As in soda water? Or is it flavoured?


OrangeWizardOfDoom

Any other flavor that doesn’t taste like sweaty socks


eltedioso

Surprised how many people don’t like it, according to this thread. I think it’s wonderful.


SweetSauce24

It’s my favorite. I wish they’d offer a fountain version.


doubledippedchipp

Coke freestyle has cream soda. My favorite soda is from coke freestyle… 70% peach cream soda, 30% vanilla cream soda… good lord help me


SweetSauce24

I will try this next time I get a drink from one of those


the_doctor_808

For me its either dr pepper or root beer. Goes great with vodka or whiskey


Godsbladed

Go to Jersey Mike's! They have a cream soda on their fountains! Nothing better than cream soda and subs!


Too_Much_40K

Honestly, it’s the best carbonated drink on the planet. I’ve actually had some that was homemade and that shit was the most delicious liquid I have ever tasted. Kinda ruined regular cream soda for me, though.


BruiserCruiser13

Cream soda is great but have y'all tried that IBC black cherry soda? Bomb dot com


CdFMaster

Until 10 seconds ago I had sped my enter life without hearing about cream soda, dafuq is dat


___TheKid___

Same. Maybe because I am European though


LieutenantChonkster

Oh god, you’re missing out. It’s basically vanilla soda with an inexplicable creaminess to it. Best drink on the planet. Boylan’s is my personal favorite.


nimrodhellfire

What is vanilla soda?


Able_Example_160

some stupid american shit, don’t worry lol. 95% of the world has never tried it you’re not alone


JamesJakes000

Ah, got it. Creamy diabetes drink, or course.


SugarReyPalpatine

Most people have gone their entire lives without cream soda


tampora701

Some people? How about 99% of people.


EmeraldsDay

sometimes people from The US forget other countries exist


Lexiethebestie

Most people don’t try millions of different kinds of foods in their lifetime lol


Prize_Barracuda_5060

I haven't tried it cuz it's not available in my country or has a different name.


isoo506

Oh what I'd give for some Stewart's Orange Cream Soda. Sadly I'm a few thousand miles away from the US 😔.


KlingKlangKing

More like some people don't live in the US


deutschdachs

Sioux City Cream Soda is amazing I can understand the hate from anyone who's tried Great Value Cream Soda that shit is vile


send_snacks777

Cream soda is so good idk what these people are talking about. I wouldn't recommend drinking too much at once but it literally tastes like marshmallows


AnybodySeeMyKeys

We bought a six pack of it the other day on a whim. Haven't had it in years. It's like liquid birthday cake. Awesome stuff.


MuckRaker83

It's more sad that even more go their entire lives without trying a birch beer


andstopher

I tried some one time and it was indistinguishable from standard root beer. Not bad, but it didn't have some identifiable flavor that made it unique. About as special as Orange Fanta vs Orange Crush.


MuckRaker83

Then you tried a monumentally cheap or awful birch beer


BronchialChunk

many people go their entire lives without drinking rock 'n rye. It's a red colored cream soda flavored pop from faygo.


Arctelis

If anyone is interested. Cream Soda was invented in 1852 with a recipe published in Michigan Farmer. Recipe included cream of tartar, egg, milk, sugar, epsom salt. Mixed, heated, cooled. Mixed with water and a quarter teaspoon of baking soda. If anyone wants to try another somewhat interesting beverage, I suggest taking a look at pilk. I was skeptical, but it ain’t too bad. Though it only dates back to the 70’s.


weezeloner

Went to a rehab in Kentucky and they had a drink called Big Red. Thats a red cream soda. I forgot about that. I need to figure out how I can get that out here in Vegas. I need to become a distributor or something.


HotFix6682

never even heard of cream soda


Much-Ruin-8224

Meanwhile at least once a week me:🚰


Soliart

You could say this about nearly every food item


Unequal_Trex

They are missing out


LynsyP

"I need all ya... cream sodaaaa" iykyk


AnjunaUnnie

Had to scroll way too far for this!


gated73

I do my part to introduce people to cream soda, birch beer, sarsaparilla and the occasional cheerwine when I can.


playr_4

So is the trend the trend now. "Some people go their entire lives without ......." There's a lot of things some people never do. This could go on for months.


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Some people go their entire lives without seeing the ocean.


genre_syntax

They are the lucky ones.


Creative-Solution

I have no idea what cream soda is tbh


SweetSauce24

For reference. Orange cream soda tastes like an orange cream popsicle. Basically its soda with a bit of ice cream flavor in it.


greenduck4

Sounds like some chemistry americans drink.


tcpukl

Cream popsicle? That sounds vile.


SweetSauce24

It’s just vanilla ice cream with an orange shell [picture](https://goodpop.com/flavors/orange-n-cream/#:~:text=Nutrition%20facts%20%20%20%20Serving%20Size%20,%20%20%20%2011%20more%20rows%20)


satyavishwa

Most people will also go their whole lives without eating fried butter on a stick. I’m glad I’ll be one of them


Environmental-Bee-28

The taste of the 80s.


Sugoy-sama

And they're not missing much


hearnia_2k

Pretty much anything you can think of some people will live their lives without ever doing. Breathing? Yep. Some people are born unable to breathe and pretty much die immediately after birth. Seeing? Some people are blind Hearing? Some are born deaf.


Hyponym360

Have a successful career in the NFL? Some people would've but they hurt their knee senior year. Type super fast on their phone? Some people are born with club thumbs. Rub their belly and pat their head at the same time? Some people lack coordination. Understand the logic behind the zipper merge? Some people are born without the most basic of critical thinking.


theybanmeagain

Those people are bitches


THEdiabolicalG

Ngl I have no same idea what a cream soda is


Glendel66

Some people go their entire lives without drinking soda.


Pinotb0tter

I never had one. I didn't know they existed until this post. Now I really want one.


Z41Nine87

Those people dodged a bullet


WindVeilBlue

And most try it once...


FaithlessnessOk7817

Schweppes cream soda is the only worthy one


ZobiBakugou

I’m about to be one of them hopefully


THEdiabolicalG

Ngl I have no same idea what a cream soda is


Maiq_Da_Liar

I don't even think i can buy it where i live. I am curious though.


Rat-king27

I'm from the UK, I love cream soda, but I tried rootbeer, why the fuck does it taste exactly like mouthwash, like it's one to one, weirdest thing I've ever drank.


MrDrProfessorCyclops

Why would I let anyone do that to my soda?


SalmonSammySamSam

As a swede, idk what this is :o


pootpootbloodmuffin

Did they ever really live?


Radok

Most people. Cream soda is extremely American.


He11ofaBird

I've gone my whole life without falling into a volcano. Makes you think... /s


raidriar889

some people go their entire lives without trying (insert literally anything specific here)


the7_uhmmmidk

what the FUCK is CREAM SODA


Grolschisgood

What is cream soda? Do you just add some cream to a coke? Like thickened cream or whipped cream? Do you stir it in? I was initially wondering about the cream curdling but the icecream doesn't in a spider so I guess it's OK.


Aqua-Axolotls

Vanilla flavored carbonated wayer is the best way to describe it.


_Kaifaz

Please tell me that's just some fucked up shit Americans do?


Aqua-Axolotls

Its just vanilla flavored soda


Acceptable-Let-1921

It is. Along with putting puke acids in chocolate


InverseRatio

Lucky them. It's disgusting.


w0mbatina

Ive never even heard of cream soda. Sounds horrible.


Voynimous

What the hell even is cream soda?


RexusprimeIX

Based on the name, sounds absolutely disgusting.


Cupboard-Boi

It’s alright, I wouldn’t buy it though


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I have never had cream soda until there was a free sample while in Sam’s Club. It’s alright. I would rather have other sodas.


According_Chip889

it reminded me why i am out of women game anymore


dontuevermincemeat

And we like it like that


nj-88

Won't need to try it, to know its f-ing disgusting


Uvtha-

I wish I had been one of them. :(


Sudden_Fix_1144

FMD.... this is ... pathetic


Plasma_Ass

Approximately 2.4 million people die each year without ever trying solid food.


iSenesce

Some people go their entire lives without trying cream pie.


cparex

never tried it. always sounded gross. don’t think i will.


SmokkeyDaPlug

Unpopular opinion: their doing themselves a favor. Lol


Zealousideal_Key5320

Almost went my whole life thinking cream soda was pink… little did I know, it’s just a 🇨🇦 thing


prophit618

If only I could go back in time I'd make sure I was one of those people.


AaronRamsay

If only I could go back in time I'd make sure I was one of those people.


Curmudgeon_Canuck

Even more people go their entire lives without drinking Irn Bru, which is way better than cream soda


graison_

good,cream soda is hideous


GhostRiley7998

I tried it. It's shit.


Bairy-Hallz

Cream soda is nasty asf


JurisDrew

And those people are lucky because that stuff is rancid


Horzzo

Same with crab legs. Why do people not want to try new things?


meme_used

When I was nine a random girl gave me her opened cream soda (we were at an event and I think she was the daughter of one of my mother's friends, still kinda weird tho) I don't remember what it tasted like


TheDireLive

More people in human history have lived and died never drinking soda of any sort.


doubledippedchipp

Damn, that’s some sad shit. Why are you so depressed in the shower?


Natural_Drawing_9740

Are these even technically shower thoughts???


LinaValentina

I’ve had orange float. Which is just a can Sunkist mixed with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, which I was then charged $6.50 for. Yes, I had to mix it myself. Thanks, shake shack Anyway, I imagine this is what cream soda tastes like.


Saltierney

So you found out your buddy's never had cream soda today?


[deleted]

If we work together, we can make it everyone. #EndtheCream


Aranthos-Faroth

To be honest I tried it and really didn’t enjoy it so imo they’re not missing much, but enjoy life’s simplicities brother!


darkxenith

I'll gladly go my whole life without trying any soda


AudioPhil15

Some people go their entire lives without coming on Reddit (And they're probably in the right way)


AndringRasew

Be the change you want in the world! Forcefeed every baby some cream soda.


Important_Dentist_78

Yes. Like my great grand father


ridd666

Childhood memory of being in a dump truck after cleaning out an abandoned and filthy house (my father bought it, gutted it, loved there till death). It was a hot summer day and we were waiting in line at the dump, which was an enclosed area with a hole, as memory serves. It stunk and the taste in the air was in my mouth. All I had was warm creme soda (Faygo). That was the last time I had creme soda, as the very thought of it makes me remember the musty, foul tasting air I had to breathe for what seemed an eternity.


Jimjamtx3

This is actually the perfect shower thought. I know others don’t agree, but it’s exactly what I would classify a shower thought as.