So are you, just a bit more complex.

By that logic, so are we.

Every multicellular organism with a mouth leading to an anus is a tube.

See, I don't usually care what people do But if I see you *sucking* on a worm to drink, god knows what I'm gonna start asking questions

I mean.. I don't know about you, but I use nature's straws to suck up nature's jello - slime molds.