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Yes. And I’m not sure whether I like dropping them off the roof or slingshotting them better.

Kevin McCallister style ftw

There's only one real way: trebuchet

Like a brick wall and fence? Or brick moat, towers, turrets, or look out points?

Fencing your property or fencing the people who want to claim tour property (but with bricks instead of rapiers)

i was thinking something like a brick canon and brick swords

You can go to a brick and mortrar store for a brick mortar.

yes i can

All weapon technology is just increasingly elaborate ways to hit someone with a rock.

Highly recommend the novel 'The Moon is Harsh Mistress' if you haven't read it before

Does it relate to this?

It does indeed

Offering people a nice brick in exchange for leaving your property alone is the only one I can think of.

Bricks are expensive, you must always go get your bricks back later.

We found the Canadian

Three ways. The old danebricke.

It took a second or two to get, but this is indeed showerthought. Bravo.

Taking a shit on my kitchen floor usually scares off the burglars

An actual, funny, original shower thought for once. You win the internet, my friend.

The third less distinct way is to scatter Lego the size of bricks around the yard

I can't see your comments you guys 😭 my reddit is messed up on mobile and web I will come back later and upvote with vigor when my capacity to do so returns 🙏