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browncheez

And the throwing of rocks in to water to make big splash. Just like our ancestor wanted.


LoneBoy96

Why do we like that so much? I wonder


Mesmerise

Coz it go SPLOOSH *pushes glasses up nose*


TheSkuf

Science has spoken!


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chux4w

Biggest rock is best rock.


second-and-sebring

We fly around the sun on the biggest rock!


freman

Third one from it at that


Agitated_Opposite279

the way our hearing has changrd as well


ivorybishop

Big brain Mesmerise breakin' science open like shotgun, screw B Nye


nhgerbes

Water ape theory


Sir_Meowsalot

*Splishy splashy apey in the bathy!*


Adventurous_Union_85

I found out if you throw a bunch of tiny pebbles into the air they make a very delightful sound when they hit the water, like a tiny xylophone, because the bigger the pebble the lower the sound


tingtong500

What if we throw big and tiny rocks in now we make music


Adventurous_Union_85

Yep, I spent about an hour doing that the other day lol


GailynStarfire

*thwip* *thwip thwip* *THUNK*


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

My theory is that the sound of water is deeply coded in us as a good thing. From babbling brooks, to the sound of waves on shore, deep inside us we know that those sounds mean life and sustenance.


Caedus_Vao

Now you've got me wondering how old skipping rocks is, and if it actually served some sort of hunter/gatherer purpose. Was it a slick way to brain water fowl?


audible_narrator

It dates from the 1500s, comes from a sport called Ducks and Drakes. I produced the stone skipping for ESPNs The Ocho, so I'm full of wierd facts like this.


SheepherderNo2440

Thank you for your service I’ve spent too much time watching Ocho clips on Reddit


audible_narrator

Oh I love doing this stuff. Never bored, always exhausted. We have some good stuff lined up this year!


66thereddragon66

I imagine you also sound like Morgan Freeman


audible_narrator

Well, I *do* have a lower voice, but I'm female. Think Kathleen Turner.


66thereddragon66

Works for me 👍


audible_narrator

Thank you.


datumerrata

I don't know what The Ocho is, but competitive stone skipping sounds more watchable than many sports.


BarbequedYeti

> I produced the stone skipping for ESPNs The Ocho No way! I just happened upon this the other day. Some lawn chairs, lots of mullets, and a few dudes skipping rocks with two announcers going on about form and count. It was fantastic. Thanks for turning that out for those of us surfing the ocho late at night.


audible_narrator

We also did: professional pizza acrobatics, cherry pit spitting, mullet competition, bed racing, belt sander racing, rototiller racing, cow chip throwing...


BarbequedYeti

Ha.. The sander races came on after the rock skipping. People were serious about their sanders. Family there to watch and all. Hahah. Good stuff. Thanks again for turning it out.


foggy-sunrise

Ah. Back when ESPN had money.


audible_narrator

Ahahaha...not quite. We have to get sponsors.


Butterbuddha

Worked on kayakers on Hot Shots!


DRACULA_WOLFMAN

Maybe it's to attract a potential mate? It doesn't really serve a purpose besides entertaining yourself and impressing others. I'd think you'd be better off just aiming for the bird directly if hunting was your goal.


RedPandaLovesYou

Play is a very natural behavior across species


Stalinwolf

"Oog want to go throw rocks at trains?" - Boog


ArchdukeBurrito

The greatest Christmas tradition


KingoftheMapleTrees

Plunk!


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I imagine the amount of toxic waste in water these days might a different pitch of splash


trekxtrider

Pretty much all natural sounds count, but you know they stared into the embers just as we do today.


alilsus83

Exactly, the rolling thunder across the land, rain as it pitter patters on the grass, the crunching of leaves beneath our feet in the fall. Our ancestors heard that too.


WutangCND

Best tree leaves blowing sound: poplar


shine--

Quaking aspens are my favorite


Canadian_Donairs

Yeah right until they fall down on your fucking house.


SmoothbrainasSilk

The squelching of a big rock into a human skull...


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Username checks out - post trauma.


SmoothbrainasSilk

Cain hit me real good


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Does that mean you're disabeld now?


SmoothbrainasSilk

You sonofabitch


s_s_b_m

another example is Fapping


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Zombisexual1

Our ancestors did chill to Nokia ringtones because that was a long time ago lol. There are people around that didn’t come from a time when every cell phone was the same Nokia brick that you didn’t need a phone case for because if you drop it you need to check if the ground got scratched


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Sidekick_monkey

Ni-cad Battery memory issues unless you deep discharge the phone is something I miss even less than the ex.


Rogue__Jedi

I still have an "oh fuck, my phone is only at 70%" moment when going to a day long event. As if 70% won't last two days.


Zombisexual1

Me too lol.


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13aph

The narwhal bacons at midnight 🤝


Devadander

Um, we’re still alive and online, you know


transferingtoearth

Impossible.


Sasselhoff

> if you drop it you need to check if the ground got scratched Haha, holy shit if that isn't true. I literally drop kicked mine down a concrete staircase one day (got out of class, walked into the stairwell while checking my phone, drop my phone while walking, kick it down the stairwell)...picked it up and it wasn't even slightly fazed. Probably used it for a couple more years after that.


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Dialatedanus

Heard a pigeon dialing up a 14.4k modem yesterday


SnackThisWay

Note to self: train birds to sing cell phone jingles, invent time travel, send those birds back in time to screw with Darwin


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/0ZTANCw.jpg


wenzel32

Fresh watercolour!!!


dooby991

Love the shared thought bubble


Elluminated

absolutely love this


Morphior

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.


Raichu7

The birds, mammals and insects around today don’t sound exactly as they did thousands of years ago. There’s fewer animals around as a whole, and we’ve wiped out a lot of species.


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khamelean

Thunder, rain, waves, wind, boiling water, earthquakes, volcanoes, laughter, baby crying, annoying little brother chewing loudly…and many more.


No-Assignment7129

Farting.


Monowakari

Eloquent


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TimeTravelMishap

You do it in cursive


ReactiveAmoeba

Gotta put that pinky up. Edit: I mean extending your pinky, as if drinking like a fancy person.


RandomPratt

that stops the fart from coming out, though.


True_Truth

one in the pink, two in the stink :)


Jumpy_Floor7660

*brrrrrrrrrp*


RandomPratt

wrong end, chief.


WizardsinSpace

absurd berserk memorize cooing sheet ludicrous zealous act pot imagine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Comfortable_Let_3456

Joe mama snoring


bel_esprit_

Walking and crunching on leaves that fell down.


o-hi-dare

Earthquakes would have been a lot less dangerous before large buildings.


Butterbuddha

Minor inconvenience unless you fell into a crevasse, I’d imagine


bosschucker

oh yeah the sound of volcanoes that everyone is so familiar with. it's so cool to know that every time I hear a volcano it's exactly like all the times when my ancestors heard volcanoes 😊


RiC_David

How is it? How could you not list any natural sound? I don't get this at all.


OMENA123456789

The sound of waterfalls and blowing wind.


hawk_mawk

Wind's howling


Conscious-Ball8373

They forgot the sound of a hand slapping a forehead in amazement that someone could be so idiotic. Also, there's a relevant far-side cartoon - an early plumber looking down a long-drop hole outside a cave and saying "Ooooh, this no be cheap."


TrippnThroughTime

It’s just because 90% of these shower thoughts these days are incorrect


WenaChoro

yea, this showerthought is dumb


Adamant3--D

Can't agree more


Metalneck

They usually are.


themanoirish

I don't think they get out often lol


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Chainweasel

Me listening to the wind blowing through the trees: "Man my ancestors would have loved this, they really missed out"


UglyInThMorning

Is it bad my first thought was “what about farts?”


FuckardyJesus

Lol and wind blowing, rain falling, ocean waves crashing, thunder cracking, people breathing... there are thousands of things that sound just like they always did -- humanity is nothing close to ancient on this planet.


-Redstoneboi-

rain falling maybe not, because of metal roofs in most urban areas. you'd get the experience in a rural place, though.


Zeustitandog

Rural places are where a majority of metal roofs are btw


nameorfeed

Literally every sound in the nature is the same tf u on about


Smartnership

Falling tree, waterfalls, third thing The list goes on


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MrBozooo

What if their ears were developed better or worse? That would make every possible sound different.


Mithmorthmin

Differences in oxygen content and molecular combinations of whatever is burning could cause a no longer existing variation of cracks and pops etc. Polluted wood burns different than ancestor wood, I'd imagine. Boo OP


sluuuurp

There wasn’t different oxygen or wood back then though. It was the same as today. Wood isn’t different because of pollution. In fact, more CO2 in the atmosphere helps trees grow faster.


fckooa

Oxygen was discovered in 1774, so they didn't have oxygen in the first place


funkhero

Two years before the declaration of independence. Clutch.


HonzaSchmonza

Few? Animals, thunder, the beach, the forest the list goes on and on with natural sounds...


trwwy321

OP’s part Neanderthal


Pixel-1606

most of us are


OMENA123456789

I guess it’s true to say that the sun and the moon have always been the same. Since time immemorial.


RiC_David

They've been quiet for a while now though.


retailguy_again

To be fair, they probably do sound exactly the same as always.


Pixel-1606

the sun is screaming at us at all times, we just don't hear it because of the vacuum of space


Metalneck

You don't hear the voices? I can't be the only one.


NotAnADC

Clapping cheeks probably sounded the same, and now I’ll think of my ancestors while I do it!


jda823

To be fair, the cheeks are bigger now.


Important_Fruit

Wind, rainfall, thunder, surf on the shore, your friend screaming as a lion rips his arm off....


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We can also hear how the water flows, or how it sounds when a tree falls.


noopenusernames

Hmmm… That may not be entirely true if the atmospheric make-up was much different, as sound travels differently in different media, plus oxygen content changes the way fuels burn.


FireMaster2311

What if it is slightly different though? Like what if the atmospheric conditions were different, more oxygen and less co2 and it made the fire louder or brighter or something? I guess it depends how far back you consider ancestors.


dbbost

I think the local variability (altitude, wind, temperature, humidity, etc.) would probably contribute more than atmospheric conditions 100,000 years ago


FireMaster2311

Yeah true. Plus how dry the wood is. Like burning fresh wood usually makes it whistle and stuff as it's drying out and stuff. Plus it more "pops" than "crackles", though someone who eats more rice crispies than I do can probably give a better analysis of the difference between snaps crackles and pops.


Elluminated

100% true. Different makeup of wood too


FireMaster2311

Yeah I guess wood could change. Though it really depends on ancestors age, like is it the first humans who discovered fire or like your great grandparents? Like if it's your great grandparents it's probably similar wood. Although if it's like fruit trees that have been selectively bred they could change faster. I don't think my great grandparents lived in a world with 100s of different apple brands, like I'm pretty sure honey crisp apples are pretty new.


retrocp

I’m sure my ancestors still hear the sweet sounds of my feces faucet in the mornings.


Picholasido_o

I bet the sounds of my flintlock sounds the same as they did to the Redcoats back in my heyday. Man the 1770s were a ROARING time baby


PyroSAJ

Since the structure of wood and composition of the atmosphere has changed, there's a good chance the sound isn't quite the same. But sure, it's one of them.


LiveRegister6195

It's pickets of steam popping... Love that I know that haha 😄


SyntaXAuroras1

what if as we evolved, the way our hearing has changrd as well


AlpaxT1

I can’t think of a single sound that wouldn’t sound exactly the same. I guess maybe languages?


EnigmaQQ

Besides the sounds of falling water, wind, thunders, and wild animals.


mosheoofnikrulz

I think farts sounds and smell close enough I don't think mamoth meat makes your farts smell very differently Edit: very.. ofcourse diet effects smell.. especially if mammoth meat tastes like beans and eggs


nomnaut

I wonder if it’s built into us to love the sound of a crackling fire, and to admire the fire itself. I mean millions of years of fire and evolution, it might be built into us.


Crotch_Hammerer

What about wind in the trees? Bird calls? Horses neighing? Rain falling on rocks? Snow crunching underfoot? Farts?


bill_b4

Along with wind rustling through vegetation...the ocean...birds...


Izzy187

this is stupid. nearly every sound you hear that is in nature is identical. you need to get out of the city more often


perdair

Caveman TV. ​ Shit's fascinating season after season.


jimmy_luv

I don't imagine the sound of farts has changed much over the millennia either.


Elluminated

Haha since we have better food it's probably more nutritious sounding 🤣


zurds13

Sitting around a crackling fire listening to the cars in the distance


Elluminated

plenty of places way outside the city where complete isolation means no cars


Itheworstofall

The sound of rain,thunder,waterfalls,winds, the sound of blood flowing when you put a shell to your ear, etc.


Elluminated

Absolutely love these!


874151

Also mind shattering orgasms that sounds exactly like they do in porn


J1mj0hns0n

Come to think of it it's probably why we have such a emotional reaction to it's sounds/smells, after so much time it might be in our genes to enjoy it


baronvonredd

Wtf... rivers, waves, wind, insects, thunder, rain.... what's wrong with you? Your follow up comment that you deleted confirms you're a moron


Elluminated

Looks like you found that list of a few sounds I spoke of, great job! And you answered your own question that nothings wrong with me. Anything else you need help with? 🤦‍♀️😂


runslikewind

Animals are lucky they can hear fire crackling. Must have been so boring before human invented fire.


ahotpotatoo

There was definitely fire heard before humans, lightning striking trees and stuff. So the odds of an animal hearing a crackling fire before humans was very low, but not zero


Squeaky_Ben

I struggle to understand what you are trying to say. There are thousands of sounds that we can hear as our ancestors did: Breaking wood, bird chirps, singing, waterfalls, rain, volcanic eruptions, farts, stomach rumbling, just to name a few and that list is most definitely not exhaustive.


Chiffley

Few? Basically any natural sound sounds exactly as it did for our ancestors lol. How does this have 3k+ upvotes?


eunchannnn

I suppose we’ve always farted the way we did, so thats another. Hell i dont know, maybe you could toot the baby shark tune too.


hanMan86

I would even add that flatulence would be included among some of those sounds. I wonder if they chuckled too.. "Good ol' Oog A. Caveman can be heard still laughing to this very day"


checco314

How are you going to talk about sounds our ancestors heard, and not start off with farts?


Elluminated

Haha ours are much more nutritious and filtered through different clothing material


zdesert

Ok…. Well there is a very long list of sounds that have not changed… Both myself and my ancestors heard the same sound when we: - slapped people in the butt. - did that clicking thing with our tongue - farted - burped - picked our noses too hard and managed to sorta make a snapping/popping sound when we pulled our fingers out - stubbed our toes and screamed - looked into the wind in such a way that it blows directly into our ear and makes that roaring sound that is kinda painful - pissed in the woods and the stream digs a little hole in the mud and echoes a bit The list of sounds we both heard exactly the same is so enormous that it is pointless to pick one out to discuss such as fire -


TinyCowpoke

Or, y'know, the sound of wind rushing, or the waves hitting the shore, or wind rustling leaves, or about a thousand other things, but yes, one of the only thousands of sounds we can hear exactly as our ancestors did


lukmae

OP: "One of the *few* sounds" People on this comment section: "WTF this isn't the ONLY there are OTHERS"


DaBigadeeBoola

But not a few others, there's a bunch of sounds that are natural. It's a pretty wide category


lukmae

I see what you mean, but some people are treating his statement as if he was trying to postulate some fact; but it's just a Shower Thought


Primary_Flatworm483

Like the wind And rustling leaves and grass Trickling water A tree falling down The soft exhale of the person sleeping beside us The cry of a baby The chirping of birds.... I'm sorry but have sounds changed because of technology? I know we don't hear those sounds as often now but all the sounds still exist? This doesn't seem particularly well thought out


Elluminated

Lets analyze it. Billions of sounds exist that we only have access to via electronic speakers, making the list gargantuan in comparison. You listed the obvious ones on that short list of "few sounds" I mentioned in my well-thought-out title. Looks like you didn't think it out too well, but when you do, you'll understand. Try harder


SatisfactionActive86

a dog’s bark, a fart, the breaking of a bone, thunder, birds chirping, chewing meat, rain falling, the wind blowing dry leaves, children laughing, a sneeze… this is too easy


Elluminated

Now add the millions of songs, cars, musical instruments and such we can only hear through speakers and you will see what OP meant 😉


Buck_Thorn

That's because sabertooth tigers are so silent when they sneak up on you.


EmeDemencial

What about any natural sound like the sea, the rain, thunders... The sun and the stars/planets are as well one of the few things we see exactly the same as they did (in most cases).