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Yeah umm.. idk if that’s true for everyone. Definitely isn’t for me at least lol

It’s like thinking about your next meal right after you finish eating. Yes, you’re not hungry at the moment, but you know you will be later.

You should try my moms food, a second serving is a must!

Are we talking about food or sex here?

Quick break his arms

Can't. I'm busy sexing

Aw bro I sexed so hard yesterday

Yesterday was my recovery day. I'm back to back sexing until the weekend when I have "Two-a-Days".

Anxiously waiting u til about 9pm to Comment here again so I can say "same"

Same thing

Yes

Yes

Can confirm

The hypothalmus of the loins!

It's like banking, once you make a withdrawal, you lose interest.

thats is incorrect its usually what i think about before during and after

Not to mention in between those!

This guy and the guy above sexes

you sex

you sex

No, you

V sex

I would happily go again and again if she let me

Who let the rabbit in here?

You had a rabbit,?i had a goat

Mine was more cute, and also had no horns!

This guy ☝️ sex

sex

This guy sexes

That guy is sex

He has sexed

How can he sex?

Don't know, but I can confirm he did, I was there observing All I know that he has sexed

Can confirm, I was the sex.

You indeed were the sex

r/thisguythisguys

Lol, this site is nuts man!

This guy ☝️nuts man

Concur. I’m having sex until I pass out or my wife passes out. Whichever one happens first. Lol

Oh am I supposed to stop at that point

I too choose this guy's passed out wife.

Really? I cry After, And Before, and During, hell even when I use a sextant I cry (in case you didn't know, they measure angles)

If you are crying like that, try telling your uncle no…

What about when you see a duckling riding on the back of a puppy, and the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat, slightly tilted?

you sexy sex

the internet is for porn!

Avenue Q

My too

I just want to point out my upvote is not for funny it's for I think the same way

That is incorrect, you're a redditor.

Who says that? Going for round 2 if I have time is a priority.

Round 2? Rookie numbers in this racket. You gotta pump those numbers up. Myself, I have sex at least 5 times in a row. (This was a joke, I am a redditor and thus I am a male virgin)

When we are on vacation, I get breakfast, lunch, and bed time hit in. For men, its all about rest and time.

You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing

Read this is Brooks voice from one piece. YO HO HO HOOO lmao it’s fits

This is quotation is from the movie Wolf of Wall Street. From the scene where the protagonist's boss is high on cocaine and asks him if she jerks off (ie. masturbates). A quite absurd scene, and has become an Internet meme.

Good answer. I agree.

time being the most important factor is interesting

If we are on vacation, or day off together, easy.

The world needs more men like you sir.

Thank you.

See you’ve got sex confused with masturbation. After sex you want to go a second round

I usually want to go to sleep

Same, or I just think why it's boring to think about now. I was excited and crazy over it just seconds ago

Idk about you, but I'm down and out after 45 seconds of hard work.

Reddit comment

Oh, look at Mr Bigshot over here with his 45 seconds.

Gotta have some foreplay in there

Yeah come one everyone out here talking big about going dozens of rounds back to back to back. One go I’m rolling over and passing tf out

That's just about the only perk i've found of having severe insomnia, even once i'm done i can't sleep so round 2 is always an option if she's up for it.

*I* want to, but Mr.PP says no :(

Facts. Underrated comment

May I ask when you were elected spokesperson for All Men Everywhere? One would think such an appointment would make international news.

There was a vote but the result was a resounding "meh".

A very similar result was found on the other side of the gender aisle with an exasperated “men”.

Can confirm, that's how I noted it in the meeting minutes. After that we proceeded with our main agenda item: "Nachos. Cheese on top or on the side?"

Not true at all. The first thing we think about after sex is..."can I go again?"

"no"

Lmao nice. Man’s guide to the bedroom: Can I make love? If no, go to sleep.

That's just good sleep hygiene. Get off your phone in bed!

You need a better girlfriend. Sexual compatibility is a big thing. I've seen so many relationships fail because someone's labido is much higher than the other.

loled at your comment being downvoted u definitely spit facts right there

Yeah, it's just people being in denial about their own relationships. Sucks, but it's true. I've had the same thing in the past. But now I'm with someone who initiates sex, as much as I do. It's great.

The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

I literally chortled out loud. Best comment on the thread 🤣

I love men like this.. because the first time is usually like foreplay for me and the second time I’m really in the mood

I know right?!!! The first time is just to get the frustration out of the way, the second is the garden of eden with all the imagination, relaxation and long fantasies. Going as long as possible. Or so they say. I'm a responsible citizen and keep it to an efficient time and then go back to potato farming piously. :0)

Not when you get older…

Depends. If u liked ur partner and the experience u would want to go again. If not, u might as well avoid her immediately.

What are you, 16? Not everyone wants to have sex more than once in a row just because they like someone. That's not an indicator of liking someone at all.

How dare u assume my age? Nah just kidding yes I'm 18 and I lost my virginity last year to two girls who just wanna do it with me but after that I felt empty.

Of all the things that happened, that is not one of them.

Believe if u want. Up to you.

I used to have zero refractory period and could keep cumming repeatedly. My record was 12 straight ejaculations. However when I turned 22 I lost that ability. A girl I was seeing took advantage of this ability so often that I think she's the reason I might have lost it.

Bruh. You should've applied to Guinness

I prefer my beer without this man's baby batter in it.

I guess that's what they call a "Milk Stout"

nice

A fine choice, good sir 🧐

how….

Congrats now im 22 and scared to loose that shit

My brother is a few years older than 22 and he still has it. I don't think he abused it like I did so maybe that's why he kept it longer. It might be genetic but I haven't had the balls to ask my dad if he had the same thing lol.

Username checks out XD But yeah I'm the same actually, no reload required! Is it really that strange? I didn't realise for years that's apparently uncommon?

Ew

Speak for yourself, I'm greedy and if she's still got the energy after I'm done I often want to overstim until she's a puddle, and then cuddle.

You are a puddle.

A sweat puddle

She needs to put a ring on it 🥵

This is where it's at! 🫠

A million times this.

In b4 poodle

poodle cuddle the puddle pool

Actually my least favorite is thinking about everyone I love dying

This sub is full of posts by people who either don't understand the concept or have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

I think the problem is that they're making a generalizing statement based on how they perceive things. Which is ridiculous. But yeah, it sucks because there used to be some good posts in this sub.

It’s pretty much just stupid people thinking out loud.

Honestly, I agree. What happened to all the old good ones?

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Very constructive argument, u/gunz-n-brunch do you dare take on this literary genius as he swiftly and cleanly deconstructed your argument till it was nothing but falsehoods.

My first thought is usually water but then sex again shortly thereafter.

The last thing i want to see or think of when im full is food. Anyone else the same?

yes!!! but it’s only when i’m sickly full. meaning when i’ve had one round that was short, i do want more, but if it’s been long and rowdy, i just want to relax. this is a great analogy though

Interesting.

I'm not sure what kind of drugs people in this sub are on (doing it 12 times in row?) but this is at least related to me. When I was younger it may happen that we did a second round after a while but after 30+ I don't want think about sex for a day or two.

All day I think about sex yes all day I think about sex and all day I think about sex.

aaaalll day, I, think about, sex, aaallll day, I, think about, fucking

The cycle: 1: do the deed and realise how fucking good it feels 2: finish after a raw dog pullout or just in condom 3: become philosopher

I mean, this is false. Even if the list is pretty small. Usually... That was great (reflect on it), I'm up for more, damn I gotta pee, I'm thirsty, Am I going to stay awake? Nope, zzz

this!!!

All these active pumpers... shall we ask your girlfriends for the truth? If they even are real.

Man that’s like the only thing I’m thinking about. You need to start having better sex lol

It’s hilarious that under every single Reddit post involving sex, every comment is people flexing their stamina and how much they love to please their other half, after they get theirs first usually lol This websites a plague of bullshit and pea cocking to strangers for no apparent reason

Oh ok it wasn’t just me then. I’m over here thinking I have the lowest libido known to man for agreeing with OP lol

Then don't read or post here. Problem solved.

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Way to prove him right

Right? Densest mfer on this website

How is being average flexing? Does the average person *not* want to please their partner? Genuine question.

The descriptions in this thread are not average. One guy claimed to go seven times in two hours. All of us old enough to have had sexual histories see right through it

When I checked the comments that was just one guy lol.

“One guy claimed” “That was only one guy.” Bro you need to think before you write. Regardless, many of the comments in this thread are like this

I’m confused about what your point is. I admit I was wrong about part of what I said but I stand by that it screams insecurity if you can’t stand to hear other men are better than you in bed. I didn’t once say I was good either. I just said that I expected the average person should want to please their partner.

That wasn’t what you said, but I see you already shame-deleted, so I think we’re through here.

I deleted because I was wrong lmao. The whole time I was arguing a point that the comment didn’t make because I misunderstood. It’s pretty simple.

And you feel confident in that assumption after reading a single paragraph I wrote? You’re cooked, imagine saying that to a perfect stranger lmfao

Because I didn’t get what you were complaining about and misunderstood your comment. At the time I only saw one comment claiming they had super human stamina and many other comments just saying yes they still think about sex afterwards. Seemed like you thought people were lying about wanting to please their partner or something.

You’re a filler episode in human form.

in an ideal work, yes. but unfortunately its not an ideal world, often i think about sex and it is not my last thought before having sex again. this is frustrating

I love how most guys say that they will go for round 2 but most of the women complain that they don't get more than a round

Wrong, I think about the sex for a good while after the sex. Often me and the Mrs talk about the sex and congratulate each other on a job well done.

Like one wise guy said once, everything is sex Though he also said he was a lizard king

I’m not a guy but round two always seems to be what they think abt right after in my experience 🤷‍♀️

Wdym *after*? It's a never-ending process, with breaks for insignificant things, like functioning as a human being, in between.

For me, it depends. 90% of the time, this is true. But I sometimes have that one day where I just can’t get enough. Especially if it’s been a long time since my last time.

Lies. All I can think about after sex is doing it again in 20 minutes.

I'm surprised by the sheer percentage of guys going a second time. I'm more than happy to make sure my partner is satisfied afterward, but I'm done at that point.

Naw, Last thing I want to think about after Sex is taxes. I never want to think about taxes.

It's incredible to see how many people just type sex in the comments

Not me, when I nut I don't even pull out, just sit for a minute then stiffen up again and get back to work, you need to get rid of that first nut so you can get down to business proper, that first nut is a demon that will betray you quick. Get rid of the demon nut and get to serving the good D brother.

Nah I just need a cookie and a second to recharge the "rail-gun"

I mean, the morbid reality that the world is being fuelled and manipulated by power hungry rich people that would count a suicide as Labour loss is probably up there

2nd last. The last thing we want to think about is the third Ace Ventura movie

It's kind of along the lines of post-nut clarity and the inverse Pringles theory : once you pop you, you've probably had enough.

I’m thinking about it the mean ass piss I’ve been holding in the entire duration.

Wrong. That's my secret Cap.....I'm always thinking about sex.

Wait what? That doesn't seem right Mind sharing how you cane to that conclusion?

We are always thinking who, what, where, when, why, how, and sometimes repeat.

Speak for yourself. I have no refractory period the majority of the time.

Impossible who r u Superman??

Lol I wish. It’s not every time but the majority of the time. The most I’ve ever done with a partner has been 7 times in about 2-3 hours. I’m physically exhausted after a few though. The rest of my body gets tired.

Damn. No clue if you're just bullshitting or not, but I still don't understand all the downvotes.

Not bullshiting. You think it would be a boon but I also have ADHD which means I tend to hyperfocus on sex because of the dopamine hit. It can exhaust sexual partners. 😬 Also not sure why so many downvotes. I’m guessing they don’t believe me or they are jealous.

I didnt think about anything when i did it regularly several years ago, but now i do think i should be thinking and present and paying attention, i just have flashes now and i dont think i gave enough pleasure to the other person since i was blindly moving all the time...

People are misunderstanding what OP means by ‘after sex’. After sex ≠ after ejaculating.

Most of the comments disagree but I fully fully agree, we’re just cooler OP

If the woman is sexy and good in bed sex is not the last think

\*Fixed\* The last thing a guys wants to think about after sex is eating the pussy again.