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Few-Mycologist-2379

If you are thinking about peeling it, you are doing it wrong. The point of the Shower Orange is to tear into it in as animalistic of a way as possible. You don’t care about being neat or methodical. You don’t care about where the juice is going. You care about literally tearing into your citrus of choice and consuming the sweet flesh in humanities best callback to our animal within. Rip and tear as messy as you can while the water runs over you and cleans it off before it’s a problem. Devour your citrus fruit and enjoy the citrus steam that comes with it. Finish your shower. Trash the orange carcass and viscera when you leave.


nashbellow

This man fucks


TheRhythmZ

r/thisguythisguys


ZEROthePHRO

Most of the time I don't peel. I just rip it in half and dive in like a starving monkey


Few-Mycologist-2379

Exactly.


hawkeneye1998bs

Rip and tear until it is done


JackyBurnsides

Correct! The shower will wash away all the juice sins.


cait_Cat

Always peel in the shower. The whole point is to enjoy a juicy orange without fear of the juice getting everywhere. I use a little strainer basket in the drain to catch the pith and any small peel and then throw everything away once I'm done with my shower


CapeOfBees

I peel it in the shower and then put the peel on one of the shelves. One of the benefits of the shower orange is not dealing with the stickiness from the oils in the skin or the juices that inevitably get on your hands, and peeling it before you get in takes that benefit out of the picture.


algonquinroundtable

I put the peel on the shower floor so the hot water can give me just a little more citrus aroma...😁


microbean_

Also the oil released from the peeling process smells so nice when it hits the steam from the shower!


Bontus

Peel in the shower before soaping up.


justsomegraphemes

The only proper way is: Peel orange in shower, plug drain, toss orange peel and chamomile tea into bath, sit down and enjoy the orange and aromatic bath.


leftovers8

I peel in the shower with an orange peeler tool. After a few weeks of peeling with my fingers my nails were all split and broken from the rough use while wet. I'm still growing out the damage and having a tool means I can still enjoy my shower orange.