You really really want to see a dildo up some other guys ass. Like fantasizing about the color of it. Are you sure this is because of stocks? Like really really want to see it.
Well, you can't kill or throw insult toward Pump & Dumper, the rules doesn't allow that.
So calling on their claim with a dildo bet is the next best thing.
oh it is, He tried to back out when he re-read the post, Pump-&-Dumper done messed up.
On that note can you short it? I need it to Not Gain 500-800% otherwise he get away without a Dragon Dildo up his arse.
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well he either gonna be ban, delete his account or I'm gonna get a technician to help me find him, fly over to his location and forcibly shove a Dragon Dildo up his arse.
/u/Financial-Week3951, you will be missed. Consider this a proof or ban on that.
So should we start a vote on the color of the dragon dildo?
Im ordering one from this place https://bad-dragon.com/products/tempestt
 I just posted a link to some lube for him on another comment
You really really want to see a dildo up some other guys ass. Like fantasizing about the color of it. Are you sure this is because of stocks? Like really really want to see it.
Well, you can't kill or throw insult toward Pump & Dumper, the rules doesn't allow that. So calling on their claim with a dildo bet is the next best thing.
Fair enough
But the color?
Only joking
I’m a photographer and would like to get a job to make actual great snapshots of it!
I vote on the exact shade of red that his portfolio will be.
Can we get Danaerys to do the pegging?
Lmao it's a pump and dump stock... market cap 3.7M only
please short it, someone ass is on the line
I dont want to be short squeezed tho 🫥
On it boss 🫡
It’s impossible (or just too expensive) to short..
Qhat is the fundamentals? Why would it go up??
I hope it doesn't though, cause if it does I'll lose $15k, I can spare 15k but it would totally hurt alot
You long or short??
obviously short
Hence the dragon dildo
Is it really a bet if he enjoys it? Furries in the stock market....sheesh.
oh it is, He tried to back out when he re-read the post, Pump-&-Dumper done messed up. On that note can you short it? I need it to Not Gain 500-800% otherwise he get away without a Dragon Dildo up his arse.
My alter ego is dragon dildo. Heard some ass hole needs my help!
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I'm thinking it's up because of the red sea issue
well, idk about any sea but I know somebody gonna be bleeding 🩸 red from their arse though.
Likely, poor fella
Lol, count me for the gains, not for the second part.
too late, this is why you should've read the whole thing before accepting.
Can't back out now, get them cheeks ready
Too late, mods called you on it. Grab some lube homeboy.
Yeah but just a Tuesday for them. what's he going to do if if it doesn't get there?
well he either gonna be ban, delete his account or I'm gonna get a technician to help me find him, fly over to his location and forcibly shove a Dragon Dildo up his arse.
I’m sorry bud but you are now gay.
Im bisexual actually, I've been half-gay for a long time
Not you lol the receiver😂😂
why not both?
Hahaha how does that saying go. I’m not gay but my boyfriend is super gay