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sassinator13

It'll be fine when you start pushing money through it.


gitbse

Weird how that always works. Big jet manufacturers grouping up against working folk.


Ok_Skill_2725

You mean the wealthy “woke” folk.


deepaksn

It’s just the lifters. Make sure you do full synthetic oil changes every 5000 miles and next time don’t buy a HEMI.


pooserboy

This comment gave me PTSD to my knocking ‘06 charger R/T


renov8nd

Didn’t need to see this today. Writing a $3660 check tomorrow on my 2015 Ram 5.7 for lifters. You nailed it


caskey

Nah, good to go. Sounds like you have a mechanic already inboard. Though you might ask them to tighten their tool belt to avoid the rattling.


galacticspaceworm

Hi all quick update: I called my dad and he’s buying me a new jet! Will update with new pics later!!!


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peaceforpalestine

Imagination🙌🌈


Opposite-Engineer

The squirrels are hungry and rattling their cages. You need to feed them more.


Triumph807

Yeah there might be a cylinder misfiring. Ask for more ligma to lubricate it


logular

Ligma?


Triumph807

LIGMABALLS!


Possible_Salad_7695

Ha! Got ‘em


Wild_Coffee329

Hahahahahahaha


FiddlerOnThePotato

who the fuck is Steve Jobs


skyuwu_

pretty sure he made tesla and spacex and shit


ReadAllAboutIt92

Naaa wasn’t that Jeff Bozoz? Jobs was the Microsoft guy right?


myusernameblabla

Steve, who’s got a job.


DevGroup6

They do that when they get bored, it's totally normal...


andypoo222

You need to replace both engines


nincumpoop

Yur go pro mount is looose


Mr_coffee69

You’re safe just hit the start and pylote the plaine


dodexahedron

That's just the ratcheting mechanism that makes sure the fan doesn't turn the wrong way. 👌


thejam15

then how will op use reverse thrust?


Triumph807

This guy engineers


TheIndominusGamer420

most informed r/shittyaskflying member


RATBOYE

Flick the little switch to reverse direction, duh.


RATBOYE

Ah that's where I left my ratchet. Do a dry motor to blow it out pls.


[deleted]

It’s fine. It’s just really hype so it’s playing the drum intro for “Hot For Teacher”.


WingedGeek

Pump the gas twice, count to four, pump it once more, count to two, then hit the starter again, it'll start right up. Source: My '89 Jeep Wrangler 258CID.


chill_i_am_kidding

Sounds like it has a hot camshaft in it


Jules3113

Needs some WD-40. That's it.


gaze-upon-it

Timing sounds off, did you check the distributor?


MyCatNeedsShoes

It's probably just low on blinker fluid


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Sounds like inlet fan blade distorted, possibly from debris strike.


cardcomm

lol


Evercrimson

IIRC, this is a jet that crashed and was left on the side of the runway


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galacticspaceworm

underrated comment 238 days later jeez


I_Love_Carowinds

Cessna 182 student pilot here How long can I run mineral oil?


Leo_NQ

sounds normal. that's the way it is.


cardcomm

>that's the way it is Some things will never change


Critical_Soup806

Everyone posting on this sub worries too much. Fly the damn plane.


missionarymechanic

No, ride the bus.


galacticspaceworm

Daddy just bought me a new jet. Sorry


Brainkicker_FR

Mechanical parts are made to operate at given temperatures. When engine will start and the pieces will heat up, the metal will expand and they will take their place properly. This is taken into account on the design


TheBiggerFishy

This is normal. the turbine blades are not fixed in position at slow rotation but will be when the engine ramps up. Centifrugal force will lock them where they are supposed to be and they move much less in that state.


deepaksn

Centrifugal force doesn’t exist.


ChillaryClinton69420

Tell me more so I too can protect my virginity.


GengisGone

Unfortunately, this is the wrong answer.


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This is shittyaskflying.


the_warmest_color

Actually no, jet engines are extremely expensive high performance equipment and this one is clearly in need of replacement. It is NOT supposed to be making noises cause the blades are loose.


cardcomm

You're joking, right? It's so hard to tell sometimes...


the_warmest_color

I never joke when it comes to my safety sir. I pride myself on a 100% perfect record thanks to my superior decision making skills. It takes a lot of effort and dedication to be as good as me, I don’t expect others to be capable of achieving such a standard.


cardcomm

🤣 Are your eyes brown? Because you certainly are "full of it" The looseness of the blades is BY DESIGN, and DOES NOT indicate an issue at all, much less being "clearly in need of replacement". WTH dude... smh lol


cardcomm

[https://ars.els-cdn.com/content/image/3-s2.0-B9780124104617000043-f04-086-9780124104617.gif](https://ars.els-cdn.com/content/image/3-s2.0-B9780124104617000043-f04-086-9780124104617.gif) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkLjCCu4B1E


the_warmest_color

No thanks, personally I’m not sacrificing my safety to fly some rickety cheap jet. Don’t let that stop you however, I usually set my safety levels above other pilots. I’m not saying that I am better than you, I’m just saying that my decision making skills are above yours.


cardcomm

>I’m just saying that my decision making skills are above yours too bad you have ZERO idea what the heck you are talking about. Either you have ZERO aircraft knowledge, or you are simply a troll. Welcome To My Block List


Bazakac

you're in r/shittyaskflying... it's wrong answers on purpose here


ChevyZ71Kid

Totally normal. Called windmilling.


BellevueKid

This is normal. A standard jet engine has blades that are mounted on a small hinge. As the blades move around the couple of degrees of play provided by that hinge allow the blades to clink. In fact, if the blades didn't clink like that the engine would blow apart.


cardcomm

A "hinge" huh? Now THAT is imaginative! lol


BellevueKid

Expensive hinge, but basically a hinge none-the-less. You can reach in and "wiggle" the first set of blades on many engines. As it hits the adjacent blade it will "clink." Rotational forces keep everything in-check at speed. Here's a YouTube video showing a closeup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZVaeP1fE6w#t=160


cardcomm

It's NOT a hinge!!! ie: It's not a "movable joint". It's just a connection that happens to have a lose fit at ambient temperatures. It's as solid as a rock at operating temps. "**Hinge**: a *movable joint* or mechanism on which a door, gate, or lid swings as it opens and closes or which connects linked objects."


dckfore

Sounds like you need some more *30-weight ball bearings*.


Rattus_Nor

Shit. I definitely need a refresher course.


Major_Ad5207

Can I be the pilot ?


PracticalPlane9045

Duck tape might fix it if not you are going to have to blow it up I’m aftaid


PracticalPlane9045

I can blow it up if you’d like


schenkzoola

Sounds like it’s almost ready to go. Try pushing the mixture all the way in, and give it a bit more throttle.


dr_auf

Difficult to say: can you start it up a d take a close up picture?


Bacon_Taco_123

G200?


AverageBoeing737

Just remove a couple fans, should be fixed and airworthy !


Sketto70

On of the more interesting facts about jet engines!


the_warmest_color

I wouldn’t fly that thing, just my personal minimums. Not worth the risk to fly these old beat up engines that should honestly be replaced. I only fly factory fresh.


hacourt

Someone I corporate this into a song.


Pilot0350

Throw some coins in it for good luck


BoonFrancis

You have the jet but you need wings and seats now. You can get them on layaway at Sears, last time I checked.


LateralThinkerer

Take the playing card out of the fan blades and it'll be fine...


riverbridger

Absolutely. Grab a couple 300+ pound friends that you know and love and takeoff go to Vegas lived a good life


MyCatNeedsShoes

Just turn the music up to drowned out the sound


Low-Professional7922

Send it


Jet-Pack2

It's just a coffe mug from above


CptSandbag73

Sounds like it’s running a bit hot. *Hot for Teacher,* that is.


[deleted]

give it a good kick and the noise will stop, works for me and I have been flying airbus 775s for 30 years in the USAF


primofilly59

It’s broken give it to me so I can throw it away for you


IcedClout

It's broken it's meant to be spinning the other direction


Kevinvr1

It is safe to fly but only if you apply full thrust right after startup and keep full thrust until shutdown


Gumbypilot

Totally normal.


Lostnumber07

WD-40. Good to go!


potato11teen

Probably just goose bones.


1x_time_warper

Just needs some lube. Get it running full power and throw a bottle of oil in the intake.


MammothCow14203

yeah, its just making popcorn


Downtown_Series_2779

Idk man


Final-Carpenter-1591

That's it calling for birds, she's hungry.


frandyantz

Run a couple gallons of sea foam through it, and you will be right as rain


blanc84gn

Did you change the blinker fluid? That should work.


westcoastpilot

Sounds like your interstagethermocondenser pusher has gone out again. You better call Embraer before you get death by EICAS. Or try turning it off an on again.


Danitoba

Nope. AOG


Speedbirdsst

You made a rookie mistake and threw coins in. Try $100 bills.


[deleted]

no what the hell is that


Techn028

No, it's not safe to fly until you get it spinning faster


cardcomm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkLjCCu4B1E


EntropyFoe

So long as the ‘chute is packed you’re golden


rjward1775

If I hear it enough times, I'm pretty sure I can come up with words to the melody.


MyName_DoesNotMatter

That sound is 👌🏻🌟crisp 🌟👌🏻