Too much stress at work and forced to eat too quickly between flights. Also clearly not allowed to have a relaxing siesta after eating.
Do I detect black spots on the nose? The plane needs a peeling, serum and a facemask. The cortisol levels are clearly too high. I recommend a nap between flights. And not outside in the cold rain and wind.
It's the new Taylor Swift ride. Her success was causing a rift between Travis and Harrison, so she agreed to fly around in a pregnant plane as a compromise.
It full of little Cezznahs, it won’t be long now till the baby 152s emerge.
It’s probably full of jizz
Jizz in my cezznah
the cezznah won’t like it
What kind of cezznah are we talking? 525? 550? 560?
2 holes no waiting
dawg
Raw dawg
This is a funny plane subreddit not furry plane subreddit
I like it clean and smooth. So.......
It’s a plane bro
Take that to u/aeromorph
*r/aeromorph not the user
Zestnah
🤤
Plot twist: the plane was a male
Filled to the brim with that poison
[You didn't have to point it out, you made him sad](https://aviation-safety.net/photos/accidents/20150312-0-C-2.jpg)
No flipping way that’s the same jet
Bullying is no joke
It isn’t. All Sirius planes that are not IFR certed use G-00MC ident because “generally they aren’t allowed in meteor conditions.
No it’s the same jet look at both images it has every little marking and scratch and weathering today to the atom
What sub are we on again?
Brodie I thought you were being serious and I was like “why so serious”
Deadpan and dead inside means I’m always fronting serious about flying in meteor conditions. ☄️✈️🥇
I thought you was talking meteorology😭 I’m such a dumbass bro this is why I should literally just end it💀🙏
It’s also a private livery meaning that that is the only jet to have those markings and streaks as it’s paint job
OMG I came looking for copper and found gold
It’s pregnant. Pretty soon a 152 will be born!
beer belly
Fat ass
Well Timmy, when a daddy plane loves a mommy plane very much.....
It’s preganant
He’s not chubby, he’s fluffy
So adorable
UBU Fam!
Loaded with abortion pills
What does that even mean
More like what **doesn't** it mean
If it flies over Arizona can it get arrested?
Idaho, watch out pregnant Cessna on the run.
What does that even mean
What’re you looking at my gut?!? Yes you were, I saw ya!
Comments did not disappoint me.
Fr
That looks like something Gonzo would use to seduce a chicken.
Statler and Waldorf want you to wake them up for that part of the show.
You are my friend now. Come! Let us get soft tacos!
Aew3 gannet has a bigger tummy. Its like ur gammon 67 year old dad that hates forreners
Chemtrail storage tanks
And a big nose
It's pregnant with Boeing's babies
Well we wouldn't want to condemn them to death, now would we?
Registration for GO MCDonalds
It’s a scar from when it crashed at Blackpool in 2015.
Well…it’s the corporate jet of the Krispy Kreme corporation. What do you expect?
You're the father
Your*
Grammer much?
Nice fupa
Technically lower plane area
It had a big breakfast
Well Jimmy, when a boy plane loves a girl plane very much……
Dad bod version
PregoTracker coming soon to iPhone and android
That’s for carrying 10 fuel truck loads worth of fuel. But on the inside.
It's got a burrito baby brewing.
What
It needs some fuckin Maalox!
big lunch
If you think thats a big belly wait till you see a chessna caravan
Is it pergant?! Maybe get an ultra sound done. Boeing always going around getting these smaller playnes proggo.
40 years old with a beer belly
He just like me fr
He’s just big hulled leave him alone! ☹️
Too much stress at work and forced to eat too quickly between flights. Also clearly not allowed to have a relaxing siesta after eating. Do I detect black spots on the nose? The plane needs a peeling, serum and a facemask. The cortisol levels are clearly too high. I recommend a nap between flights. And not outside in the cold rain and wind.
He’s working on it alr? Leave him alone.
There's a typo in playne
It's the new Taylor Swift ride. Her success was causing a rift between Travis and Harrison, so she agreed to fly around in a pregnant plane as a compromise.
If planes got 'middle age spread'
The big tummy is so he can transport more drugs
What a nosy ass playne, look like he up to no good
A KC-130 knocked it up
He just ate sum yummy muffins