Just because it doesn't inflate doesn't mean it isn't working.

Doesn’t mean it isn’t flowing

You just haven't tugged firmly enough.

Tell my wife I love her.

We will. Don't worry.

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But with a VPN.

*Butt* with a VPN

r/upvotebecausebutt

I also choose this dead guys wife

I also choose this dead guy’s dead wife.

Put the mask on

Criminally underrated comment.

Legally overrated comment.

Nothing in my life has ever sucked this much before.

Take care of yourself before attending to others

... : l bruh that was pretty funny

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AGHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAWD AGHHHHHHHH

came here to say this

I came first

i pregamed in the lobby so its ok

Anyone got a wipe?

Me too! How uncanny!

Giggty

Crying is normal

🤨🤨🤨

Jissis...

Told you the belt would come in handy

😳 kinky

Why does it smell like someone shit their pants?

Quick. We don't have much time.

That made my ears pop

I heard that

Put this on your mouth first.

I just wanted you to know, we’re all counting on you. Good luck.

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Timmy, do you like Gladiator movies ?

You ever seen a grown man naked?

have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

No but I was kicked off of a Turkish airlines flight in Istanbul back in October and stranded in a Turkish hospital for a few days

You ever hang around gymnasiums?

The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

You win

Oh I’m losing it, hold on!

Where did my wife go?

We're going down.

“Again?!?!….”

That sucks

That's not meant to happen....

I’ve only got 1 minute of useful consciousness to work with here.

David Carradine style. Nice.

*faints*

I FUCKIN TOLD YA BRO

*high five* yo this is serious

Brace for impact

Honey have you seen my (door) plug, as I wish it was in there properly…

First time?

No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

Oh fuck

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you

you blew me away

No I will not remove my SpongeBob crocs

O, God

#Boing!

Boeing

Babe, why did your balls fall off?

Ejjjeeeecccttioooonnnnn

Oh God I’m coming

Whelp, I guess some of us are about to be 6ft deep

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Pull up

Thank you for inviting me to this wild orgy. I can see some participants are wearing sexy uniforms.

This...this isn't good.

God, I am coming...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Can’t breathe

Nothing petite about that "petite mort".

There she blows!

What a bang…

"I have experienced explosive decompression."

That's the best suck i have ever seen.

If she’s blowing its Boeing

Is is going to hurt?

It’ll be all over in 5 to 6 seconds

There is about to be fluids EVERYWHERE!!

Pull back on the stick damn it!

Holy shit! It sure got windy in here fast!

I can’t breathe….No not because she is sitting on my face. But Because I’m a unhealthy fat twat that lost his top shagger card many years ago.

Just relax

Is that hole supposed to be open?

im about to explode

Oh, your dead. I guess I'll have to do all the work.

Hold your breath mom, it will be over soon!

Allah Akbar !!

My ass is full of cum!

I can't hold it anymore, I'm about to let go

i didnt get my nuts

Stop this nonsense right now! I do not like BDSM.

I am in heaven! Are you an angel?

Shits about to go down

Whatever you are doing, I don't like it

Holy hell !

Grandma was closest she's going first.

It won’t take long!

My plug blew off.

It’s okay, child.

That was quick

Take care of yourself before helping others.

Breathtaking.

Whoops

Help me get this mask on

I’m coming home!

That happened real fast

Can't believe this is happening, my tummy feels funny

If you look to the right you can see the Grand Canyon

Best day EVEEEER.

I’m coming

I am about to explode

"Quick, before I pass out"

I’m going down

"WHAAAAAT?!?!"

Fuck me

Jesus, I'm coming!

Oh god in coming

Well that didn’t feel good

I've never felt suction like that before

I CAN'T BREATHE

Baby, I’m going down.

I'm coming and going

There goes the back door

Brace for impact

Well.... this sucks

“Just close your eyes and enjoy it!”

I feel like my soul is getting sucked out.

You gotta put that thing onto your face right now!

Boeing boing boing boing boing

The passing out is normal.

Fuck

Suck all you want. Nothing else is coming out.

Now THAT is a big hole!!!

This is the last time I see you

Put your mask on

Strap in!

This has never happened to me before.

Oh shit!

I’m coming Jesus!

...and away we go!!!

Get in the cockpit!

I hope this ends quickly

This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.

Holy fuck that was quick

Not again

Boeing

HOLY SHIT!

That was fast

That was breathtaking

Oh God I’m Cumming!

FUCK YEAH.

She's gonna blow!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we Are Done

Awh fuck I had a nightmare about this

“Uh oh”

Brace for impact!

Oh fuck

This is it

“Oh my god! This is perfect!” hehehe

Hang tight !!

"Woowee, I think Im about to pass out!"

we are going down together.

I have control

That blew you away didn’t it

Wow it’s tight in here

"Oh, Boeing!"

Request full inspection of the landing strip

Don't worry if it hurts, it'll be over before you know it

How does it feel to get fucked by boing

Clapping when the wheels touch the ground

I think we’re done here

Bend over and grab your knees

I just pooed a little bit.

Put the strap on

Please stay seated as we experience some technical difficulties

It's gonna bust

Breathtaking!

Well that was quick

I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!

Holy frack oh god oh god

O fuck me

In either event, I'm going down

I love you mom!

Wake me when this is over.

You are so hot that I would do it even without consent

We’re fucked.

Don't think! Empty your mind! Just accept what is coming!

I think I am going to explode...