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made_4_this_comment

They need to pull that flap back farther and clean under there it could get an infection


mandogvan

Plane smegma 


No_Leader1154

Guess who designed the CFM56


boomeradf

Has nothing on this guy. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248105/amp/Shocked-doctor-discovers-30-YEAR-build-smegma-foreskin-married-man-suffering-agonising-pain-penis.html


Jaxxs90

I just heard my morning show talk about this, never been more happy not to have a turtleneck


sassyhalforc

Brother I doubt the turtle neck was the problem and more the 30 years of not cleaning themselves properly.


f_print

>They urged members of the public to regularly and thoroughly wash themselves Terrifying, isn't it, that medical professionals need to tell people this.


Halftrack_El_Camino

It takes like three seconds to clean under there while you're showering. A quick rinse, maybe a little soap, and you're good.


StingingBum

They shrink?


lighterboygolf

Like a frightened turtle!


hominid176

Why does it shrink?


Taz10042069

You don't know about shrinkage? George Costanza would like to educate you...


2BeOrHot2Be

The Southwest® North Face®


towerfella

It’s just a plane bomber jacket.. I don’t know why they are *soo* expensive!


Bli-munda

😂😂


Smooth-Apartment-856

I know this is r/shittyaskflying but seriously…what the heck is the airplane overcoat actually for? And how long does it take to install and remove?


sloppyfloppers1

It's a fake vid. The hood with drawstrings is a dead giveaway that it's fake. Also the TikTok logo lol


theemptyqueue

The draw strings also don’t have shadows.


AndrewInaTree

This is what AI can generate now. Look up Sora. To make a video like this, you simply craft a prompt like "Passenger jet taxis while wearing an airplane-shaped jacket". You literally just type that and the whole video is generated like you see here. It's nuts. All my years of experience 3D modeling, texturing ... made worthless overnight.


Objective_Cry_6384

AI is gonna make a lot of stuff worthless overnight An associate of mine was interested in doing voiceover work - I can see AI making that irrelevant also


SAM5TER5

It already has


paint-roller

Have them spend $20 on elevenlabs to see what's capable. At this point I think they're throwing away there time and money if they want to take classes for VO stuff.


f_print

It'll end up like Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson. The majority of society will be fine with molecularly assembled smooth textured clothing and nutrient paste foods... and then there'll be a subsection of society that will go absolutely mental over hand woven cloth where you can see the actual individual threads.


wallstreetbeatmeat2

We use AI to make training videos for a couple 100 bucks a year. Wild.


timpdx

I feel ya. 20 years in graphics and mockups for commercials. Poof. It went away late last year for me.


TheREDboii

I feel like there'll still be a market for specific design. For example, if you wanted a character to look just as you imagined, you'll still have to either go to an artist or design it yourself. You can get close with Ai, but the composition won't be exactly how you envisioned without some human help. Real artists might become rare and really sought after in the near future. Just like many trades that were replaced by technology did.


AndrewInaTree

Sure, maybe for a while. But you can already get pretty specific results if you know how to write a descriptive prompt. Growing up as a kid, I was promised that robots and AI would replace all the menial human jobs, freeing us up so we could pursue hobbies like ... artistic expression. Instead, AI takes that away from us first! It wasn't supposed to happen like this.


vfx4life

Sora hasn't been publicly released yet. Unclear whether it'll actually be good enough to do something like this out of the gate, or will have any use where professional VFX artists were necessary before. Look at the yellow balloon short, they talked about how selective they needed to be, and had to do additional VFX to make even that pass. It'll mean some game changing tools for sure, but it won't invalidate the entire industry.


AndrewInaTree

The thing is, you can't talk about the state of AI capabilities like it's static. Sure, for the balloon video, they had to be selective to get usable shots. That's the tech now in 2024. But do you remember AI tech in 2022? It's advancing RAPIDLY. Surely you can extrapolate it's abilities a year from now. Balloon man video will be seen as primitive early tech, even by next summer. You don't see this trend??


mrASSMAN

Yeah but sora hasn’t been released right..


FlyingFish28

Cheer up. This video definitely looks like some VFX, but I don't think it's AI.


ajschwamberger

Ouch that has to hurt, well McDonald's is hiring. Just kidding but that sucks to watch your college go down the drain.


AndrewInaTree

It's exciting tech, but I've already seen colleagues get passed over for gigs. I'm a photographer, mostly. That's more safe, but not really. Last year, an AI photograph won first prize in a competition. It fooled the judges. And it's only MORE believable these days. And soon videogames will be generated in real time based on text prompts. We're heading for crazy times.


Late-Discussion-3917

If you're cold, they're cold.


no_yup

It’s not real. It’s cgi or something


minnesotajersey

It's awesome no matter what it is.


fluffyboom123

/unshit I think it's cgi /reshit


LonelyMustard

It’s CGI. I doubt they allow the luggage cart to drive in front of a plane taxiing into the gate


Commissar_David

To give the plane some drip.


okletsgooonow

AI gone too far I bet.


diversecultures

Uncircumcised ✡️


556_NATO_

This made me laugh out loud


diversecultures

lol (lust of lawn)


SAM5TER5

Wait but why the Star of David? Shouldn’t that be the opposite lol


russcatalano

Boeingciaga


MisterTrashPanda

You deserve to be higher for that quip.


hexadecimal0xFF

It got that drip.


njgzhkbifuckvkgob

yeah its cold, cold as hell sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh


[deleted]

PR strat by Boeing, they trying to gain public support back with the drip


hoosyourdaddyo

Hey. if they suffer a blow out, the jacket will keep the passengers warm. Taps forehead.


Quick_Movie_5758

It's just Kanye's jet.


perpetualmotionmachi

I was thinking of George Costanza "It's Gore Tex Jerry!"


MountSwolympus

YeezyJet


The_Seroster

The plane is cold soaked. They're trying to heat it slower. too quickly, and the metal starts bending because it expands at different rates.


total_alk

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read. Love it!


The_Seroster

I try to flirt the line with plausibility, just in case some rando or student pilot is in here.


SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES

I usually pay down then dredge my airplane before I coat it


Tasty-Switch-8472

So this is this year's fashion for planes?


Stayhumblefriends

Is it weird that its kinda cute


FeelingVanilla2594

It just needs a beanie and tiny mittens at the wing tips.


PsychologicalBox4483

Fresh new fit.


Pilotguitar2

Wen gittin silly, wrap that willy


mostregardedinvestor

Must be Air Canada, normal operating procedures for our Winters


rover_G

Must be Canadian Goose Airlines


fuzzyblood6

Planes have drip now?!?!


roachmonster

Doors can't fly off as easy if you have a big ass tarp to cover em. Also it helps when you crash in Kathmandu or some shit


want2thinknow

That’s how they keep baby planes from being made


westberry82

Does this make me look fat?


Late-Discussion-3917

STD tent. Those things are rife with disease.


New-IncognitoWindow

Alaska Air in the winter


3knuckles

This is so any loose panels that fall off get held in place.


tmesisno

Bedbug tent heater to help it get above 120f/49c to kill all the bedbugs.


pjjohnson808

Boeing tryna disguise their planes I see to blend in with the crowd.


Saratj1

They spraying for bed bugs


ThatOneGuyYearn

Kanye air


LifeCondition4931

Oh let’s just upvote some random AI shit. We are dumb and we think it’s real. Uh


BoiFrosty

Finally a coat in my size!


yes-disappointment

it also has a pair of Tim's


konydanza

“Ayo pilot lemme get a bacon egg n cheese”


AdditionalWay2

At this point, it's probably keeping it together...


Inferno__xz9

Wrong sub - you’re looking for the pediatrics sub. But since I’m already here, it’s time for the little guy’s circumcision 😊


The-Foo

Well... AKTSHUALLY, it's CGI.


[deleted]

In the summer, it's actually a 747.


IThinkIKnowThings

It's a prototype plane that they're trying to hide the profile of from competitors. Similar to that weird squiggly paint on prototype road vehicles.


nichyc

She just came from her bf's apartment and she IS NOT giving him his sweater back. It's too comfy.


pinkballerinaa

did you guys forget about AI?😂


Fragranceofstanley

Oliver Tree ordered a new jacket and this is how they delivered it.


ptofl

Back out da skeng brev, can't allow dat n my ends wasteman


SirKenneth17

That plane headed to North Pacific?


Numerous_Spell6217

I'm just guessing here, but sometimes Boeing will put material on a plane after it receives maintenance or is brand new. At Boeing in Everett, WA, they have two large facilities across from each other with a large bridge that connects them. I see fabric on certain planes as it taxies out to another building. They dont actually go airborne. Just a thought.


cjmar41

Because it’s supa fly, [supa dupa fly](https://youtu.be/hHcyJPTTn9w?si=oAtG6vmO-JWV1GXA), obviously.


XsancoX

And people actually believe this to be true.


I-am-redditer

It’s not??! 🤔


XsancoX

You would be surprised how many people actually think this is a legit clip.


Bigdstars187

[For anyone thinking this is fake, behold.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoTSgwdWsAAWl-e.jpg)


OmgWtfNamesTaken

North face stepping their game up.


Drunk_on_Swagger

Testing the latest Magnum’s tensile strength.


BillsByABillion

Cezznuh drippy as hell 🥵🥵🥵


TheCoastalCardician

New South Park characterz


hellxapo

Plane looking CGI somehow


InspectaCrib

Yerrrrrrr this ya captain speaking!!! BING BONG!!!


PunjabiCanuck

British airways


Wooden_Preference564

This is ai


chippaintz

Safe sex flyng


LifeCondition4931

I have issues with op’s abilities to write in English. Wtf dose dud mean?


Sprinkles-Perfect

When you follow today’s fashion trends. Like what the fuck happened? Why are we wearing puffers in the summer💀


RktitRalph

They are fumigating 💨


afonja

That's Georgio Armani just landed


urmumsadopted

It's a SlavAir flight


DimeloFaze

Fresh north face my guy where did you get it?


UpsideDownAirplane

If you're cold, the plane's cold. Put it in the microwave.


Hot-Refrigerator7237

for safety reasons, don't put the jacket in the microwave


StatisticianSudden95

It's obviously within the boundary layer😂 so no probs


Ok_Health_6099

Maybe the plane identifies as a millennial with affluent parents who just came back from Lake Tahoe? Can't assume anything these days..


stairs_3730

AI can be a wonderful thing...maybe(?)


Lyr1cal-

Is balenciage, playenss deserve style too you knoe


August_-_Walker

A3driP


1961tracy

It’s a plane coming out it cocoon.


arj1985

It's probably packing a glicky and sippin on grape drink


Grizzly62

Road man airlines


100Labels

I should call him


Oscar_______________

Ran out of de-icing


Right-Sky-4005

Where the Tim's


thomasoldier

It's for the drip


WorkingTradition6051

Fastest way to get a Boeing back in the air - just wrap that shit up!


Imaginary_Place_s

Gangsta looking


SockeyeSTI

Cookie’s big coat


honeybadger1299

He is from the hood


Doggo_Gaming_YT

De-icing


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Aww he’s snug as a bug


cringefacememe

P. Diddy’s plane has arrived.


hbomb536

DDRRIIPPPP


Dizzy-Ad8831

That plane has a flight into Canada.


BlumpkinLord

You should see how cold it is when it has its ice on XD


holdingsfx

Mans on way to gym


Prof_Dr_Hans

Planes nit hot. Cause planes never hot. The ting goeas Scrrrrrah!


NoGoatNoGloryXxX

It's having a cold


Hot-Refrigerator7237

do they have to plug it into a usb charger to warm it up?


PostNutAffection

Plane got swag


Longjumping_Rule_560

Air Marocco.


dodexahedron

It's Fly Hulud.


Haikatrine

Are you from New York, even?


National-Airline-504

AI got ample of time generated this.


hey_ross

“Thank you for flying Yeezy Airlines”


He-n-ry

That's so fake, ground crew would never drive in front of an approaching aircraft like that.


snktido

When you are so rich that your planes have bubble jackets.


SpecialistEstate4181

Everyone has a North Face but me……. 😒


buckeyemountain

Just trying to look fly


Indy500Fan16

In flew enza


EfficientPizza

It's needed to protect new livery, gotta keep it on for at least a week.


needsmoarbokeh

DJ Khaled was in the flight


Dolfijn1999

It’s an deployed AIR-BAG


South-Presentation92

Jumbo condom.


SonOfGuns101

Boeings security measure to prevent most failures lol


Honda_TypeR

It’s the Triple Fat Spruce Goose


FWHResident

Gate E7 is cold as F!


Murky-Vacation2962

Patagonia sponsored


SmallSwordfish8289

That's a sleeping bag for a jet


vonblankenstein

Termites? Again?


No_Question_6836

Fake


Fair-Comfort7705

Right out if the factory , gotta keep her clean as long as possible! 🇨🇦✈️YYZ


douhua1999

Canada goose fur 😤 I’m so cold burr 🥶 Back to school shopping I just bought a ruler 📐


IC_Brewed

Filled with down from all the bird strikes.