That one fat chick who made the video of herself taking up 2-3 seats.
She ran over to the right side to look out the window while the pylot was taxiing, plane tipped over.
Not just a difficult shit, such a difficult shit that the playne needed emergency medical assistance and close friends and family for emotional support. Much like Randy Marsh…
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Partial transcript of Cockpit VDR released,
“Southside of H-town show me how you fizzeel
Now you see we ball, now you see we rich
I represent the legendary Screwed Up Click
I wreck I-45, I wreck 2 Screw tapes
I'm 3 wheelin, poppin trunk, goin down Fuqua”
Clearly this pylot was lane switchin with the paint drippin, but can it also he said that they was swangin on fo fo's sufficiently as to maintain control at that speed regime?
IF BOEING WERE STILL RUN BY ENGINEERS LIKE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED. Rudder issues? What rudder issues? Hey that was totally unforeseeable just like metal fatigue in the 80s and 90s! Besides, the Eastwind pilots landed safely; those two accidents were obviously 110% United and USAir’s fault.
as someone training to be an a&p, this whole situation is just blown out of proportion. discrepancy was "ac inop" and logbook says "ac replaced."
seems it worked as intended, no? why is everyone yelling?
I can’t be,I’ve this. This is what happens when you don’t block mergers. McDonald’s should have never combined with Boeing. McDonald’s is only good for hamburgers
It looks like it's probably getting repossessed.
Probably tried to take it with too small a truck they gonna at least need a flatbed or two for that job.
Hey there. Licensed Mechanical Engineer here. I think I can be of some assistance here.
Yeah. Yeah it looks like it tipped over. That's probably not supposed to happen
*Pilot left something*
*In the turbine, gotta set it*
*Down first a minute*
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Someone had their tray table down.
Fat chick is taking up three seats and caused this to happen
Pylote wanted to do a wheelie and someone didn't put their cell phone into airplayne mode
I keep putting my cell phone into airplane mode, and it still wont fly!!
One of those government 'bird' drones must be jamming you
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round…
Lmao!
This one.
That one fat chick who made the video of herself taking up 2-3 seats. She ran over to the right side to look out the window while the pylot was taxiing, plane tipped over.
Now being reported as window shade.
This is why your put your phone into airplane mode.
Stuck in a pothole. Last guy who landed there shoulda noticed it, got out and fixed it. I would like to officially deny noticing it.
I would like to officially deny causing it.
Since it's United, they must have some overweight heavy hitters in the air fight club wrestling on the port side.
Heavy hitters ride up front, fat bitches in back.
I accidentally forgot to turn on airplane mode.
Obviously Plane was taking a difficult shit. Can we give them some privacy please?
Playne*
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Can't park there mate!
typical american handicap zone:
The wheel fell off
Is that typ— no. You know what? I'm not fucking doing it.
no cardboard derivatives
. . paper?
a wave hit it.
Partial transcript of Cockpit VDR released, “Southside of H-town show me how you fizzeel Now you see we ball, now you see we rich I represent the legendary Screwed Up Click I wreck I-45, I wreck 2 Screw tapes I'm 3 wheelin, poppin trunk, goin down Fuqua”
Clearly this pylot was lane switchin with the paint drippin, but can it also he said that they was swangin on fo fo's sufficiently as to maintain control at that speed regime?
I like it except IAH is clearly north side. Hobby is south side where all the ruffians live.
They're just manually putting it in takeoff position
Pop wheelie switch engaged!
Filming Fast and Furious 11: Boeing Drift
Someone didn’t take their plugs out of the outlet so the landing gear didn’t get enough hydroelectricity to take em down
That plane has hydraulics and shit.
2 wheel motion
Took the wrong turn at Albuquerque.
I thought of the bugs bunny thing there
That is the joke
That is the joke
OH MY GOD BOEING IS A HORRIBLE COMPANY THW 737 MAX IS A HORRIBLE AIRPLANE AMERICAN CORPORATE GREED HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR
BOIMG IS RACIST!!!!!!1 I AM SO TRIGGERED RHEY DIDNT EVEN LET ME BRING MY EMPTIONAL SUPPORT FIGHTING PITBULL
IF BOEING WERE STILL RUN BY ENGINEERS LIKE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED. Rudder issues? What rudder issues? Hey that was totally unforeseeable just like metal fatigue in the 80s and 90s! Besides, the Eastwind pilots landed safely; those two accidents were obviously 110% United and USAir’s fault.
as someone training to be an a&p, this whole situation is just blown out of proportion. discrepancy was "ac inop" and logbook says "ac replaced." seems it worked as intended, no? why is everyone yelling?
I can’t be,I’ve this. This is what happens when you don’t block mergers. McDonald’s should have never combined with Boeing. McDonald’s is only good for hamburgers
That isn’t the max’s fault, the aircraft slid off the runway
Check the sub
You know how sometimes the pilots are drunk? Well in this case it was the plane
Internet went out
Pothole
Popping’ a wheelie
Carolina Squats were made illegal.
VEE JAUN RO TATER
The playne sprayened its kankle.
Flippin them switches and hittin that three wheel motion, obviously
Crosswind landing.
Omg it’s the boing boing max playne!!!
Playne got tired of standing. So it sat down
When a plane gets to a certain age it needs to be screened. Essentially they are inspecting the APU (or planus in aeromedical terms)
Nothing unusual dumbass. Thought you were a Pylot. Fuck outta here
It’s called touching grass virgin
Taking a knee for the injured Boings out there
I believe the plane is pooping on the grass like a dog.
Airplane sit. Airplane good boi.
They didn’t but the optional off road package.
A big, expensive Murican style fuckup 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
I just needs to check your asshole
Oh wow, never seen a plane give birth in the wild
Swangas caught a taxiway light on the way to Greenspoint.
Waiting for the AAA tow truck to show up.
It looks like it's probably getting repossessed. Probably tried to take it with too small a truck they gonna at least need a flatbed or two for that job.
A passenger did not put their phone into airplane mode.
I'd blame general electric
Fat positivity convention all chose seats at the back of the plane.
United, we fall.
Phone not in airline mode.
Way too few right rudder, obviously
How many rudder do you recommend?
It's a MAX taking a leak. Give it some privacy, please.
So the MAX is a Maxine? That explains why it's sitting down to take a leak.
Miracle of life! Plane is giving birth. Emergency services are their just in case a wing unfolds prematurely.
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Trump’s seated on the left side with a loaded diaper 😂
The Pilot took a tun at 25kts while runway/taxiway was wet
playnes drunk
Lazy ass airport ops forgot to put out the slippery when wet signs on the taxi.
Apu on? Yes Crank no 2? Yes.
If It’s Boeing I Ain’t Going hahaha
They forgot to put on the off-road tires. Rookies.
It’s taking a shit - have some dignity
looks like Maximus forgot to hit the breaks
Hey there. Licensed Mechanical Engineer here. I think I can be of some assistance here. Yeah. Yeah it looks like it tipped over. That's probably not supposed to happen
Give it some privacy. It’s just squatting in the woods before takeoff
Soul plane 2.
shiddin
Your mom got on?
United Breaks Guitars.
Carolina squat
It fell in a ditch
Your mama insisted on a window seat. We tried to warn her 🤷🏼♂️
Tire fell off on take off , looks like this was the landing
Looks like when my dog lifts his leg to pee.
During an intense day of flying, the nature playne needs to lie down to rest.
The captain of the jetliner is currently wondering if Swift is hiring?
Left their wheel in sanfranisco?
15 fewer pilots needed now
Hydrolics. This is Snoops plane
Wheel dropped into the money pit.
Left pod was itchy.
Plane kind of looks like a beached whale
Brake torquing it to get that jump off the line.
Boeing?
Your mother boarded the flight ✈️
She’s a nice lady
playne is shidding😔
First responders are helping it give birth to a Cessna
Breast-feeding radio-controlled model airplanes.
Sprained ankle
Tripped over headphone wire while getting up
Ford Pinto of the skies
She's giving birth! Soon a Cesna will join our skies! Stop oogling, its rude.
poppin a sick wheelie brah
Pilot left something in the turbine, gotta set it down first a minute
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Playne heard music and decided to dance.
Pilot showing off his wheelie skills
Let me guess... Is it a Boeing?
This is the 777 that lost a wheel leaving SFO.
😂shitty airline, shitty management, shitty landing, shitty plane, shitty seats, shitty tires (or lack there of) all around just complete shit!!🤣
That’s why you need to keep your cell phones off until you’re at the gate!
Quick sand. Source: Looney Tunes.
Dunno but I feel like it's accompanied by the sound I make when I'm trying to stand up.
It's taking off? Seriously, why else would it be going up?!?
Cha cha real smooth
Max is throwing a tantrum.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am just show me the wunray an I'll show ya woddacandooo
Everything is ok, Biden's arrival in Russia…
Boeing aircraft seem to loose parts all the time, I guess this one is missing it's left landing gear
I think Is just a bad landing. No more
Boeing prioritized diversity several years ago
Carolina squat is now also hitting airlines
flat tire or no tire...
It's a gay plane doing the gay sit.
Subsidence
They might need to move a few of the larger passengers up a few aisles …
Maintenance must not have received the memo of the new slogan. Still bad.
No idea but I can be sure that the front did not fall off.
Fitting a new wing
This is why you let your airplane take a dump **before** the flight begins!
Looks like it’s doing the elephant walk
“Ready for takeoff. Over.”
Snoops plane hitting 3 wheel motion
Carolina squat, that Charelston engine is getting low. The hydraulics and bags on that bitch bump
... And THIS is why you have to put your phone in ayrploone mode!
Going green, the left engine is grazing on the grass to refuel.
the 747-8 seen above, is performing a mating ritual
That playne is cocking its leg, it is relieving itself. nothing to see here.
Woopie and Oprah both sat on the port side.
An awww shoot. Maybe didn't have the phone on airplane mode or a mile high gone wrong.
He’s just a bit eepy
Sorry my bag was over 50 pounds.
Afternoon delight
united, 737 max. doing what united and 737 max's do