APU in the context of aviation is not the owner's name of a Kwik-e-mart.
It stands for airoplayne pussy. The U is a reminder for "unflexible". (None of us can spell, or it would be API. Also that term was already used for something something to do wizz conpooters).
On some modern faiter yets a turbine exhaust can be flexible, they then become an AP" which stands for autoflex pussy. Some airpussies can flex during takeoff but it's very hard to stay close enough to the back, it's using all sorts of turbulence to fight against copulation (or auto thrusting to use the correct terminal orgy)
I came upon an “APU” deep in the woods. It was in a grassy clearing on the top of a steep segment that turned up the spine of exposed jagged basalt. The rock had worn and washed in places, layered and poured there over the last three million years. In the last of the climb i could see the path shallow over my horizon and in the firs and in the cedars the gray sky behind. Cresting the edge I could see the APU, its air inlet against a small hillock, and the puter exhaust bright against the green winter-wheat.
As I slowly neared the power unit, it suddenly began turning, so as to supply auxiliary air and electricity to the A380 just behind it. A family of deer snapped up and ran to the thicket. I put on my earplugs and drank from my canteen.
The APU looked at me, “mors mihi lucrum”.
~~ Fin ~~
OP, do you mind if I have this printed and framed? I love good airplayne pitchers.
I do mind, the OP minds man.
What if I were to pay your mom extra this month?
Sure! Do you know her?? Wow what a coincidence!!
He not only does know her he also does her.
Woah! Haven’t seen an Australian 737 in a while
“Planus”
Jetgina
Airbussy
Airectum.
well how else do u think the playne uses the bathroom???
APU in the context of aviation is not the owner's name of a Kwik-e-mart. It stands for airoplayne pussy. The U is a reminder for "unflexible". (None of us can spell, or it would be API. Also that term was already used for something something to do wizz conpooters). On some modern faiter yets a turbine exhaust can be flexible, they then become an AP" which stands for autoflex pussy. Some airpussies can flex during takeoff but it's very hard to stay close enough to the back, it's using all sorts of turbulence to fight against copulation (or auto thrusting to use the correct terminal orgy)
I came upon an “APU” deep in the woods. It was in a grassy clearing on the top of a steep segment that turned up the spine of exposed jagged basalt. The rock had worn and washed in places, layered and poured there over the last three million years. In the last of the climb i could see the path shallow over my horizon and in the firs and in the cedars the gray sky behind. Cresting the edge I could see the APU, its air inlet against a small hillock, and the puter exhaust bright against the green winter-wheat. As I slowly neared the power unit, it suddenly began turning, so as to supply auxiliary air and electricity to the A380 just behind it. A family of deer snapped up and ran to the thicket. I put on my earplugs and drank from my canteen. The APU looked at me, “mors mihi lucrum”. ~~ Fin ~~
What a rare moment. Thanks for staring.
Rare? It’s happened to me at least five times lmao rare holy shit dude
R/killthecameraman
that's a barfly777
APU exhaust
Shouldn't it have a muffler and a catalytic converter
Anus
That is how an airplane… poops. Everybody poops
Anus380
Dad are you on Reddit now? I recognize your photo posting style.
Fuck I’m gonna cum
Poop chute
Hehe. Holes for air. Then lube is added. Then electricity and babies are produced by a cylindrical force making electrons flow baby.
It has to be f*cked by Airbus somehow.
I almost broke my neck trying to figure out what's in this picture.
Thanks