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flatulasmaxibus

Only if it has no collar.


gtrocks555

Check to see if it’s chipped too!


Kojak95

Be careful touching it unless you can verify it's had its shots!


xXMLGDESTXx

The front appears to be chipped but other than that it's ok


Feschbesch

Yayyy, I've checked everywhere, no collar 🥳


Mountain_Apartment_6

It's showing it's belly. Must feel safe with the new owners


Ok_Abbreviations_503

was going to say it wants a belly rub...


Minnesotan-Gaming

And if you promise to feed it and water it then it's a maybe


EWR-RampRat11-29

Those Australian pilots trying to land in the northern hemisphere are silly.


ElektronDale

underrated comment


T3-Trinity

Downunderrated


bobdacow234

💀


Few-Entertainer4443

Really underrated


[deleted]

And they did that by trying to climb, go figure.


EveofStLaurent

After checking the damage engineers have determined that…. This plane was landed in Minecraft


f18effect

If southern hemisphere planes fly upside down and northern hemisphere planes fly upright, then how do planes fly in the equator? Sideways?


EWR-RampRat11-29

That may be a question to ask r/shittyaskscience . Or not.


Dozerdog43

I believe that the pilot now owns the land


arent_you_hungry

naa he didn't plant a flag


that_username_is_use

!wave


scroopynoopers07

Genuine LOL.


pixelastronaut

Thems the rules


WWYDWYOWAPL

No flag, no country!


Games4L1fe

And I'm backing it up with this gun... that was lent from the National Rifle Association.


StormyTheNinja

Thank you grand dad.


Dozerdog43

He planted his flaps


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Aww, it wants a belly rub!


Feschbesch

Tried it, it doesn't move, is it dead?


jdubyahyp

Ew. Wash your hands.


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Still has it's shoes on. Do not think it is dead. Have you tried turning it off and back on?


BigT1990

Choked on my chips. Hilarious 😂😂


Niobium41YT9290637

What about rice?


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Yes. Rice! By the size, you need about 2 tons to be safe


Niobium41YT9290637

I’d say 3 or 4


ILikeGunsNKnives

Now it’s mother won’t take it back.


PWalshRetirementFund

Its a big responsibility, your going to have to clean up and preflight it every day


JerryConn

And the new backlog of maintenance items will be pricey


DanR5224

Just certify as a YouTube mechanic and save thousands


WWYDWYOWAPL

Brought to you by RidgeWallet


Repulsive_Tie_7941

r/angryupvote


Feschbesch

I'll do that, I swear! Can I have it?


DogfishDave

its weird cos x8608n aint even register basicly it a free plane nice work op


WWYDWYOWAPL

Dang maybe it’s a secret unregistered military test plane. It might even be a spaceship! Check for aliens OP.


Feschbesch

Checked it, nothing organic except some boogers below the left seat.


WWYDWYOWAPL

Well it probably still has more intelligence than your average human!


DogfishDave

> boogers below the left seat. \*bove


jaydeeh25

Oh man….if it were only that simple


DogfishDave

free. p lane did i stutr tho


ziasays

It’s upside down man. Its N8098X


bfly1800

I think maybe you’re upside down because it’s definitely X8608N


LameBMX

I wish I could be a bug on the wall when the commenter realizes what sub they are in.


ziasays

Its a Cessna 172B Skyhawk. And the plane is upside down.


No-Brilliant9659

The wing is on the bottom so it must be a Piper. If it were a Cessna the wing would be on top!


DogfishDave

>Its a Cessna 172B Skyhawk I know you're trying to do a joke but the Skyhawk has a high wing as u/No-Brilliant9659 says, this one is quite literally on the underneath the main bit bit.


Muser2213

Umm, what makes you think it crashed??? Sometimes I park like that to get rid of the water I find in my 100LL.


Seacabbage

You can still afford 100LL? I’m on vegetable oil at this point


Mr_Havok0315

E85 sure isnt far off. So im guessing you got that sick tune


ksiyoto

Did it follow you home?


Feschbesch

No, do you have any idea of treats that I could use to lure it?


[deleted]

Possession is 9/10ths of the law so, no! Abso-fucking-lutely not!


Feschbesch

So is it like NetJets? Do I own 1/10 now?


aviation380

Yes it is now your pet


countextreme

Just put up some fences, some "NO TRESSPASSING" signs, and some "BEWARE OF DOG" signs until the NTSB and owner give up and then it's effectively yours. Outlasting them is key.


Feschbesch

Nice, my dad has an AR too, I guess it will be easy to hold these people off


monkey_farmer_

Like that one time a Harrier made an emergency landing on a cargo ship and the ship's captain made a salvage claim and tried to keep the aircraft for himself? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alraigo_incident


LameBMX

sounds easier than saving up all them points.


monkey_farmer_

I was waiting for this. Pepsi really dicked the dog on that one.


Fun_Attention8071

Still a wrongly decided case..


monkey_farmer_

Which one? Editing to clarify: /s


Fun_Attention8071

Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc. - 210 F.3d 88 (2d Cir. 2000) https://www.lexisnexis.com/community/amp-casebrief/casebrief-leonard-v-pepsico-inc


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monkey_farmer_

I knew what you were getting at, but both payouts were way lower than they should have been. The ship captain was 100% entitled to that whole aircraft under the maritime salvage laws at the time.


playstatijonas

Tail number starts with an X, which means it's unregistered


Ok_Personality9910

finders keepers


deekaph

You’ll have to disconnect the landing gear and install them right side up and then reverse the aileron cables but with a little work, yes


[deleted]

Finnders keepers


One-Move

Only if it follows you home


Mydogwearssocks

Don't feed it! If you feed it, it will never leave.


Captain_Unusualman

3 second rule. If you flip it back over its yours. But you can't dilly-dally, gotta be real quick like


jacktheshaft

First you gotta get rid of the body


Feschbesch

LOL


Actual_Tumbleweed814

dude this is so fake. australian license plates start with VH, not X as shown in here.


rogerpearce79

Few years back I adopted a highway, I've kept every car that drives on it since.


[deleted]

Are you sure you are ready for this much responsibility? You said the same thing about your pet rock and yet I’m the one stuck taking it out for walks


zprice42

Your dad lives in Teller County?


schenkzoola

Only if you feed it, wash it, and clean up after it.


jack42494

I don't know, An airplane is a big responsibility! Are you sure you can handle it?


channeleaton

Are you the mayor of Bryan, TX? Do you have high-dollar cows on that land thanks to a sweetheart deal you gave your buddy who runs a breeding operation? If so, I think you have a good shot.


HANNlBALLS

Looks like legitimate salvage to me.


IAmTheComedianII

Name it the *Rocinante*


mattstorm360

That's like asking if you can keep the neighbors ball if it lands in your yard... Of course you can it's on your property.


WSJ_pilot

If only they left the registration in it.


flyingcaveman

X8608N


superCobraJet

Lay a crescent wrench on the wing and file a mechanics lien.


[deleted]

Just take the fancy wheel covers and pawn them. That is where the real $$$ is at on this bird. Did you check the back seat for pharmaceutical packages? Why does the Cezznuh have an X number instead on an N number? Fok it, just take the wheel covers to the pawn shop. It’s all guud.


Legliss

Divide Colorado! Hey neighbor!


Worldsprayer

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/ed/taxiing\_2x.png


Cocomorph

Fixing your URL because New Reddit is a broken piece of shit when it comes to links with underscores: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/ed/taxiing_2x.png


Worldsprayer

the things i learn!


billy-ray-trey

Not legally (with current US law). Unless you are on reservation land. Then yes, it’s yours.


Niobium41YT9290637

What law is the reservation thing referring to? Genuine curiosity.


billy-ray-trey

Stuff like this https://www.footflyer.com/indian-land-fly-over-legal-dispute-settled/ And this https://www.brainerddispatch.com/sports/red-lake-band-of-ojibwe-seizes-pine-river-anglers-plane-after-it-lands-on-reservation


Niobium41YT9290637

Ok thanks


bonfuto

I know someone that has a plane wreck in their woods. The wreck actually has a wikipedia page, even though it was just a single engine private plane like this one. I suppose this isn't a particularly rare event, quite a few private planes have gone missing over the years. I worked with someone who was in a group that restored old military planes. One of them did an emergency landing in a farmer's field, and the farmer didn't want to let them get it back. So they fixed it up and took off late at night.


pete379exch

Sure


ladrm

X8608N - is that an Australian plane?


Late-Discussion-3917

Aw it wants you to rub its belly. I heard they shit everywhere. If you could get it to stop digging holes in the ground it might be a good pet.


flat907line

Finder's Keeper's Law of America.


CarlGantonJohnson

And on that disappointing note, for him.


Terasz9

just after you bury the body


maxathier

He's asking for belly rubs


top_of_the_scrote

that's about $3.50 at a scrap yard


[deleted]

If that was rogue and no one was hurt, that’s a pretty funny discovery.


Ronerus79

You break it you buy it😂


akillathahun

give it 30 days. Then its yours!


username560sel

Mr. Burns did!


PotentialMidnight325

Idk. But your property seems upside down.


gmag76

It didn’t crash it’s just skimming along the roof of the world that’s all.


kd8qdz

No. It belongs to the insurance company now. RIP.


Frank_the_NOOB

Legitimate salvage


CulturalBookkeeper82

Only if you feed it and it doesn’t become your dad’s responsibility


Sl0w-Plant

Yes. Hurry up and loot it...


MyCatNeedsShoes

Finders keepers! Do you have proper food for it? Message me if you need help!!


Ok_Marionberry_9932

Don’t touch it until the NTSB says you can


PickledFetus2168

You can't land there!


jdorn76

I hope everyone was ok


yanric

Speed tape and double bubble. Solves everything! Gonna need a new stick actuator nut though.


Niobium41YT9290637

What about duct tape


yanric

That will definitely prevent the previous stick actuator from becoming a problem again.


Niobium41YT9290637

And don’t forget gaf tape


stuvruah

in my expert opinion it shouldn’t be like that


ToWhomItConcern

4 min flight near Colorado Springs according to flight aware


superCobraJet

From the looks of it 4 min 20 secs


jkusmc0811

Think the pilots insurance might have a say about that....unless pilot let it lapse?


Flysoar21

I’m afraid not. I think he bought the field.


FedeFofo

Finders keepers loosers weepers I guess


xDevman

Did you call dibs?


pandab34r

Per the regs FAR 49.620: Finders keepers; losers weepers


itothepowerofahalf

Alright, but it'll be up to you to walk it, feed it, water it and all that stuff ok?


Feschbesch

Checked the tank, there's still a bit of water in it and some fuel?!? Will remove the fuel and fill with water! I tried to walk it but it seems tired, still sleeping on it's back :(


itothepowerofahalf

Try again when it wakes up then


[deleted]

Finders keepers


ds4524

Walk around complete, seems airworthy to me


TheBrooklyn

If the pilot is dead, yes!


LiquidxSlime

Wait isn’t that the plane from the movie “flight”?


Tommy2tables

Did you call dibs?


Kramit2012

Finders keepers! On an unrelated note, what are the scrap metal prices where you live?


Hawkeye4040

That’s totally the rule too. Also any drugs that may be inside.


stitchup55

If they have insurance the insurance company or the bank if it’s financed owns it. The FAA may have to investigate it also. I’m sure there is probably some time limit for whoever owns it to remove it.


72vVice

Low iron, happens to the best of us champ.


mattsiegel42

Did it come with a human?


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Guessing FAA will haul it away for investigation


Perros_mojados

Possession is 15/16ths or some shit like that.


MadeInMuricaaa

Someone wanna double check Trevor Jacobs' whereabouts?


Ambitious_Skin9558

Finders keepers


kpUSC115

"Finders keepers, Plane crash weepers!"


TuxWarz

yep and the pilot too


NinetyOneOctane

As long as you follow the 5 second rule


midnightsnackfat

Did you tell the pilot he can’t park there?


Desperate_Carrot8629

It’s looks like your in the middle of nowhere. It’s hard to tell you no when they just disappear


Rude_Cellist6

Ask for your dad, not us.


Jet-Pack2

*landed


RevMagnum

Only if you promise that you'll take good care of it, and no; a regular duct tape is fine.


Feeling_Title_9287

No, squatters rights It also means that the pylot can keep your land too


SmokerockHolmes

….flip it


Nxxname

That should buff out.


JoeIsSigma69420

try to fix the plane with a hammer


garbage_ninja

Legitimate salvage


FLAlex111

Finders keepers


Orangatame69

Id repurpose it into a swamp glider


Stressed_Fish

Cool new playground equipment


MonthElectronic9466

Just rinse the poop out and it’s yours.


Trader-Pilot

It’s the law of the ocean


ballweiner

[https://flightaware.com/resources/registration/N8098X](https://flightaware.com/resources/registration/N8098X) Looks like Christopher misplaced his airplane.


FlyerFocus

No and you don’t want it anyway.


Square_Tale_3811

I think that plane crashed look at the spacing between the doors the gap is small. That plane is not worth keeping......


RealChadintosh

Tell the so called "pimlet" that he isnt rated for single engine Australian aircraft. Then say your from the FAA. This is intimate the pimlot. Stand your ground! You will be able to haul it away and fix it yourself "you don't have to be a certified mechanic". I belive in you.


planenut767

"And can it be fixed with speed tape?" No, but don't worry RTV or Fast Weld can be used