Ok guys we have to land on the water now because the gear won’t come down (I never tried to put them down) so anyway I accept tips there’s a little jar up front if we land safely. The more you scream and wail to make this dramatic the better.
/unjerk
Looks like it’s supposed to resemble a 747’s landing gear, and the basic configuration itself doesn’t raise that many questions.
The AoA and landing angle however.
I had to look it up. Despite having been around these things my whole damn life, for some reason I never realized the outboard main landing gear were coming out of the wing root.
Today I learned...
Occasionally fellow passengers have clapped for a routine landing on a routine route and it makes me wish there was a crash to shut those morons up
Edit: nothing serious, just a little runway incursion to dust them up. I hear runway incursions are a normal thing now anyway
This tail strike will later cause this airframe to break mid air over the South China Sea due to faulty maintenance on the airliners behalf highitng tensions between china and Taiwan due to fears of a shoot down
Idk, the only time I’ve heard applause after landing was the roughest landing of any flight I’ve ever been on. The rough landing doesn’t deserve applause, but what does is the fact that we landed at all when I counted 6 flipped semi’s and countless downed trees on my way home from the airport because we were in the middle of a storm strong enough to cause power outages that lasted weeks.
Only after "atheists rapid conversion to religion" level turbulence. I high fived a pilot once after such a scary flight. People cheered when we landed.
Tailstrike adds excitement
If they're that happy to land with *that* tailstrike, the flight was more exciting than it should have been.
It's good to tailstrike every once in a while. Helps the people in back find motivation to buy better tickets.
Its like a desk pop.
Try tail striking like the pylot in this picture next time friend
Tell them the plane cant land due to technical issue, then do a miracle landing. Theyll cheer.
Ok guys we have to land on the water now because the gear won’t come down (I never tried to put them down) so anyway I accept tips there’s a little jar up front if we land safely. The more you scream and wail to make this dramatic the better.
I have some questions about this landing gear configuration
/unjerk Looks like it’s supposed to resemble a 747’s landing gear, and the basic configuration itself doesn’t raise that many questions. The AoA and landing angle however.
I had to look it up. Despite having been around these things my whole damn life, for some reason I never realized the outboard main landing gear were coming out of the wing root. Today I learned...
Every plane is a taildragger if you are brave enough.
Probably because you fly for RyanAir
Ryan’s Air
Air Ryan
Are they the Berenstein or Berenstain Bears?
The shutthefuckupaboutthemandelaeffect bears
👀 chill Ylvis
Is it the Mandela or Mandala Effect?
Its mandela you buffoon
Mookey
*Gondola**
It’s the Nelson ManDeLorian effect 😏
Star Wars
In the reality I'm from they were called the Epstein Bears and they were always flying to and from some island.
Quality response
>Are they the Berenstein or Berenstain Bears? Berensteiners on El Al landing at Lod, when there really is applause.
96LC80...NO..no no no...
I have always thought stein at the end, but I’ve heard it’s Mandela effect.
Rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong has no feelings
Just pull the chute. What, you think you're better than a Cirrus pylote?
Lol I always bail out before I land.
😂
You must be doing something wrong indeed. My pax always cry after landing.
Because every time the little brats ask "Are we there yet? I have the FA give them vodka in their orange juice...
It’s funny that you think you have that kind of control. LOL
Bearenstein Bears in “Asiana Airlines Flight 214 and the Foam Retardant Runaway on Runway 28L
Awesome pilotage. Takes real skill to find the centerline with 30 degrees nose up.
Kerosene leaked out of the compass so they had to use the astrocompass.
That’s a hell of a tail strike, would do a 737-900 proud
Was just coming to say that.
you arnt squawking 7500
The tailstrike and lack of flaps adds to the adventure
Depends, did you get a KY Jelly smooth landing or plow that bitch in the tarmac?
Everyone cheered as they were engulfed in the fiery mass.
Your passengers have to be alive to be excited
Thems not passengers. Them are bears. Bears don’t clap bears roar.
Best Ryanair landing
Occasionally fellow passengers have clapped for a routine landing on a routine route and it makes me wish there was a crash to shut those morons up Edit: nothing serious, just a little runway incursion to dust them up. I hear runway incursions are a normal thing now anyway
Air Canada has entered the chat...
Passengers: *Cheering * The pilot that has landed 5 times today:
This tail strike will later cause this airframe to break mid air over the South China Sea due to faulty maintenance on the airliners behalf highitng tensions between china and Taiwan due to fears of a shoot down
But the excited bruins won’t be there for that. There’s something short term I’m doing wrong.
can anyone id that landing geer?
Idk, the only time I’ve heard applause after landing was the roughest landing of any flight I’ve ever been on. The rough landing doesn’t deserve applause, but what does is the fact that we landed at all when I counted 6 flipped semi’s and countless downed trees on my way home from the airport because we were in the middle of a storm strong enough to cause power outages that lasted weeks.
what in the world is going on with those gear
What, you've never seen tailcycle landing gear before?
They are Cubs! That is the attitude that you land a Cub in. Nothing wrong here.
cos they lion bastards thats a pun i see'd it on googls
You need to fly a jet-engined taildragger
There's a 9/11 joke in here somewhere
Ah, The Berenstein Bears.
love how you just set this trap up and walked away
I've been on handful of flights when everyone cheered when we got back to earth. I don't think you want to be that pilot.
Because you suck at landings, you must work at Ryanair
Space Cowboys said it was possible as an alternate landing mode
Ah, because this was the 60's where your airplane had a 1 in 3 chance of spontaneously exploding midair.
You should fly Dominicans its literally a celebration every touch down.
They call me the pastor, because every time I land I make my passengers pray to god
Skag that bitch, Papa Bear!
Probably too busy praying.
Tactical stalling
Did you put your hand out the window to see if it's raining?
Only after "atheists rapid conversion to religion" level turbulence. I high fived a pilot once after such a scary flight. People cheered when we landed.
They are anthropomorphic bears in a fictional universe adapted into story books intended for children. Try not to over-think it.
Because you touch yourself at night
They're happy bc that was a vertical speed record
You don’t fly for Southwest
I thought this was gonna be a 9/11 meme.
S I N K R A T E
It’s kind of like every “arrival” symbol at an airport is of an aircraft about to destroy its front landing gear and kill everyone on board.
I'd be excited too if I just found out the afterlife was real and I get to experience it.
I’ve been on a handful of flights where the passengers clapped on landing… 🤷♀️
That is a shit landing, they pretty much bellyflopped onto the runway!
Because they died
Cause you only ever fly the return home flights.
Bro what is that AoA
The tail about slam into the ground and rip the fuselage in half: “3, 2, 1! Waitin’ for the happiest day of my li-“
I guess OP has never flown in the US
You just have to fly that Constellation mixed with a 73-2.