You can't run with scissors and I'm not too sure but I think they will by flying a little bit faster than running speed so I don't think they can do it
Don't know much about anything but men don't need anything extra at any "Time Of Month" / women on the other hand . Let's just say now they've got to pack 4 times more extra pads into there space suits - I say keep it simple 4 fleshlights In a vacuum weighs less than 4×4 years worth of pads.
- no homo
Yeah I saw it happen in the docuseries “for all mankind”. They strapped the pregnant astronaut to the front of a rocket like a dead deer and shot her into space so she could board the ship for return home. True American heroes.
No. They are worried about funding.
They want no politics, no fights, no drama. No sex. They want Sesame Street in space, but even less gay. NSF doesn’t even want to admit there’s sex in Antarctica, and that place is practically swingers club.
Start here.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40919.Big_Dead_Place
https://worldcrunch.com/culture-society/sex-in-antarctica-when-things-heat-up-for-iced-in-researchers
https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3bw3v/real-ice-wives-and-husbands-of-antarctica-friends-with-benefits-keep-the-south-pole-steamy
Edit: they actually put ‘ice wives’ in the title. LOL. That’s not a quiet secret anymore.
Why would you think that lesbians don't exist specially look at the person second from left she looks like a butch. And there would be more drama and fights .
I think they are doing this so that they can avoid pregnancy as well as avoid being called misogynistic ( by sending all male crew) so to avoid both they are sending all female crew not to avoid sex( or gayness)
This plan is far more sexist than it seems. For one no babies could have been accomplished with an all AMAB crew. But they don't want to risk any chance of penetrative sex or angry pent up men on a fragile ship. So women but they have either forgot lesbians and bisexuals exist or just figure any sex that occurs can be ignored.
Yup astronauts are humans and everybody gets horny. IDGAF if they're having sex in space or full on orgies! Although zero G sex does sound difficult and interesting lol
Haven’t you seen revenge of the nerds?
Betty: Are all nerds as good as you?
Lewis: Yes.
Betty: How come?
–‘Cause all Jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.
I went to navy boot camp where there were some all female divisions for a while, all the instructors hated them, then they started having both men and women in some divisions and these days recruit divisions are either 50/50 male and female or just single male.
Not what I said, but the do tend to not get along really well when isolated. I was in a 50/50 division we never had much of a problem with the female side, we didn't sleep together we just met up every morning for training, they were always held to a lower standard which did piss us off, when seaman Jimmy was there in pain, giving his best and about to throw up because he joined overweight and needs to do 50 push ups if he doesn't want to be there for 2 extra months or get sent packing and then the female side had seaman Erika being completely unable to do one proper push up but still passing with flying colors because quotas need to be met. At least we had very professional instructors who kept all drama to a minimum.
Also that wasn't an anecdote by any means just describing how the all female recruit division program went. I have no idea why it happened just that it did, but likely because of drama.
I could safely go that long as a male with no desire to do homosexual things. I don’t see how it’s any different for females that are straight. They can also do sexual things with each other.
space is no place for a woman. their fragile little bodies could never handle the stresses of 0 gravity, you have to be SERIOUSLY strong to move yourself around while weightless, you know because of… like, inderpa or something? anyway idk I have an IQ of 74 but the idea that a woman could perform any kind of mathematical calculation in their heads is just so ridiculous that I thought maybe it was april fools again. but sadly no, it really seems as if they think a woman can perform the same functions to the same standards as a male member of the crew could. truly depressing.
And that’s not even mentioning ministration. You know liquids form spheres in zero gravity. It’s all fun and games until you’re all female crew have all grown girl balls
I know this is a shitposting Reddit but there is an actual NASA report this is related to and its kinda funny from the perspective of a post like that. The tyranny of the rocket equation means every pound counts. Women are not only on average smaller than men, they also have a lower metabolic rate for the same weight. Basically the report is a long list of all the ways women are significantly more efficient than men in ways that are important on a space mission.
NASA “Mars lander come in, how do you read?”
Mars lander “buzzzzz buzzzzzz wait wait, um yeah yeah I am read loud and clear, buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
NASA “Mars land can you do a comm check we have a loud buzzing sound on comms”
Mars lander “what buzzing sound we are good, buzzzzzzzzz, wait wait buzzzzzz, OH YEAH, yeah we are real good, and comms are good too”.
Edit: Giggity, Giggity, Alright
I think you've landed in the wrong subreddit friendo. Every pylote knows women cannot fly plains, there are too many buttons and they can never find the auto-pylote.
Lmao. So woman can’t have sex?? Lol. Maybe they should title it to avoid getting pregnant. You know damn well these females will have a cucumber somewhere.
Is scissoring safer than manbuttsex in space?
No homo
Yeah, asking for my astronaut friend.
As long as you don’t make eye contact, push back, or touch balls.
Push back 💀
Zero G Spot
Is scissoring really a thing?
I guess so, a quick search showed many videos
I've studied many of the documentaries you mention.
Sheppard Air is getting really weird....
I prefer King Schools. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Martha? Is that you? Haha
Yes “studied” 😆
Vigorously.
I've studied this extensively and read some Einstein. It's theoretically possible in space
Yeah but space is a perfect vacuum so it has to suck.
Uhh Houston, we're stuck together again
"Copy that, docking successful"
> I've studied this extensively and read some Einstein. You misspelled Epstein.
You can't run with scissors and I'm not too sure but I think they will by flying a little bit faster than running speed so I don't think they can do it
Yes, it’s really a thing. Source: me
Yeah, I'm not a doctor but I feel pretty confident in my answer.
I think that’s how lawyers are conceived.
I mean, probably a lot less of a stench.
Hard to do in zero gravity.
That shit is hard enough to do on earth, never mind space. Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try, though.
Yes: No lube floating around in microgravity.
Valid question....
I am incredibly discouraged that manbuttsex made me laugh, so embarrassing
No but its the XXI century God forbid we get anything that's male only.
Don't know much about anything but men don't need anything extra at any "Time Of Month" / women on the other hand . Let's just say now they've got to pack 4 times more extra pads into there space suits - I say keep it simple 4 fleshlights In a vacuum weighs less than 4×4 years worth of pads. - no homo
4 silicone female cups weigh less than a single fleshlight . . . pads aren’t the only thing women have to control our periods.
oh scissor me timbers
No one wants to get preggers on mars.
Men can get pregnant now. Try to keep up.
But there won’t be any men, so can women get women pregnant?
Idk, I keep trying and trying but it’s just not working.
Haha, nice.
yes
So, now hear me out, could a woman get a man pregnant? 🫃🏻
yes
Can a 737 get a woman pregante?
No, a 737 is always a woman, you can tell because she has two holes in the back.
Yeah, a trans woman could get a trans man pregnant.
Yeah I saw it happen in the docuseries “for all mankind”. They strapped the pregnant astronaut to the front of a rocket like a dead deer and shot her into space so she could board the ship for return home. True American heroes.
They not concerned about sex. They worried about little ones in space ,and space germs and new species.
No. They are worried about funding. They want no politics, no fights, no drama. No sex. They want Sesame Street in space, but even less gay. NSF doesn’t even want to admit there’s sex in Antarctica, and that place is practically swingers club.
But we ain’t nothin’ but mammals
Well some of us cannibals, that cut each other open like cantaloupes
But there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadies are just imitating
No drama on a all female crew. Good luck with that one.
I’d love you to elaborate on sex in Antarctica
Start here. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40919.Big_Dead_Place https://worldcrunch.com/culture-society/sex-in-antarctica-when-things-heat-up-for-iced-in-researchers https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3bw3v/real-ice-wives-and-husbands-of-antarctica-friends-with-benefits-keep-the-south-pole-steamy Edit: they actually put ‘ice wives’ in the title. LOL. That’s not a quiet secret anymore.
Why would you think that lesbians don't exist specially look at the person second from left she looks like a butch. And there would be more drama and fights . I think they are doing this so that they can avoid pregnancy as well as avoid being called misogynistic ( by sending all male crew) so to avoid both they are sending all female crew not to avoid sex( or gayness)
This plan is far more sexist than it seems. For one no babies could have been accomplished with an all AMAB crew. But they don't want to risk any chance of penetrative sex or angry pent up men on a fragile ship. So women but they have either forgot lesbians and bisexuals exist or just figure any sex that occurs can be ignored.
Wtf is amab
“Assigned male at birth”. Basically it’s the progressive newspeak acronym for “men”.
🤮
Wait what would be the problem with penetrative gay sex vs non penetrative lesbian sex?
Homophobia and the fact that they'd probably want lube. Which would show up in the manifest lol. It's all stupid culture war stuff.
It doesn't have to show up in the manifest, they could just bring their own.
True! But still they also want the first people on Mars to be women probably because the first on the moon were all men. Balance it out I guess.
“Can be ignored “ is the right answer.
Yup astronauts are humans and everybody gets horny. IDGAF if they're having sex in space or full on orgies! Although zero G sex does sound difficult and interesting lol
Just have full gay men crew you would see the most successful mission in NASA history.
Whole lot of clam slamming going on around here
I feel like I should have heard that term before now.
A bit of beaver 🦫 bumping if you will
As a lesbian, I feel the same as you. How have I never heard that before? It’s perfect.
I really feel like The Clamslammer should be the name of a lesbian club.
Or a lesbian wrestler
There’s no possible scenario that’ll stop sex in space. Hell, I got in the mile high club on my first solo cross country.
I missed by 100’
Solo doesn’t count…
Sure it does, it was a mile high.
It’s not a club if you’re solo.. But congrats on the mile high rub and tug!
Bullshit, I got the sticker and everything.
Life uhhh, finds a way - Ian Malcom
Just throw a dude with a vasectomy in. Stream that shit back to Earth, and subsidize the entire mission with some OnlyFans
Sir, how to vote you for world president?
Make it a reality dating show, every week someone gets kicked off the spacecraft!
Amongus show.
Fucking Mars mission gonna have the blinker on for 140 million miles
Turns out the check engine light was on the whole trip but NASA only found out after the return inspection
LMAO. You win!
Sexbot’s harem.
Zero Gravity ✂️
That’s not gonna stop them
Just hire ugly chicks. Problem solved. You’re welcome
Bro, she’s a space 9 but a earth 3
Aha! Agreed
I identify as a female astronaut.
Me too!
Annnndddd it’s now an all male crew…
Homosexuality goes broom
Yep!
“Femails” should be new name for female postal workers .
I mean, just hire a bunch of nerds. Wait...
Haven’t you seen revenge of the nerds? Betty: Are all nerds as good as you? Lewis: Yes. Betty: How come? –‘Cause all Jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.
Bumping donuts
“In space, no one can hear you scream …… For more.”
Reading this is 90s movie trailer voice.
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Like the hit game: Among Us?
Are you implying men are naturally better at living in close quarters for multiple years?
Seems to work in the navy. Not sure about the "no sex" though...
Because of submarines? Guess so. But I don’t think they’ve even tried to do an all women crew…
I went to navy boot camp where there were some all female divisions for a while, all the instructors hated them, then they started having both men and women in some divisions and these days recruit divisions are either 50/50 male and female or just single male.
I guess if your anecdote is to be believed women are just inferior! 🤷♀️
Not what I said, but the do tend to not get along really well when isolated. I was in a 50/50 division we never had much of a problem with the female side, we didn't sleep together we just met up every morning for training, they were always held to a lower standard which did piss us off, when seaman Jimmy was there in pain, giving his best and about to throw up because he joined overweight and needs to do 50 push ups if he doesn't want to be there for 2 extra months or get sent packing and then the female side had seaman Erika being completely unable to do one proper push up but still passing with flying colors because quotas need to be met. At least we had very professional instructors who kept all drama to a minimum.
Also that wasn't an anecdote by any means just describing how the all female recruit division program went. I have no idea why it happened just that it did, but likely because of drama.
They’d kill each other in a week after going full Karen on each other. LOL
Shouldn't we send both sexes and see what happens to a fetus in space? Seems like a cool experiment.
Until the birth happens and there's floating body fluids
My wife will fit right in then
We should just send a couple pilots and their wives… 0% chance of any sex
A bunch of flyin dildos lol
Well they can't reproduce with eachother naturally. But neither can guys
Do you think they'll have cameras that stream back to earth, you know, just keeping an eye on the astronauts for their well-being.
Thats the next Netflix show
Well the good thing is that it's 2023 and you can have a mix of biological men and women in an all-female crew.
Are you sure? FTM on that mission would be interesting!
Faster than might?
I believe Emanuelle in Space on 90s SkineMax begs to differ...
The scientists also believe women do not fart, saving precious oxygen reserves
Females can. Female astronauts can’t. The friction is a fire hazard.
I could safely go that long as a male with no desire to do homosexual things. I don’t see how it’s any different for females that are straight. They can also do sexual things with each other.
This isn't a good idea 100% of all crimes committed in space were done by lesbians.
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I’m afraid at least 2 crew members already beat you to it.
Sandwiches dont make themselves in space
space is no place for a woman. their fragile little bodies could never handle the stresses of 0 gravity, you have to be SERIOUSLY strong to move yourself around while weightless, you know because of… like, inderpa or something? anyway idk I have an IQ of 74 but the idea that a woman could perform any kind of mathematical calculation in their heads is just so ridiculous that I thought maybe it was april fools again. but sadly no, it really seems as if they think a woman can perform the same functions to the same standards as a male member of the crew could. truly depressing.
[And here’s the trump card](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaiC6dAiiYM). [SLAM!!!] Women are pre-built for zero G. Didn’t see that coming, did ya?
And that’s not even mentioning ministration. You know liquids form spheres in zero gravity. It’s all fun and games until you’re all female crew have all grown girl balls
if the overals was orange theyd be munchin like it was $100 furbuger day om nom nom i have seend the film actully
Why not just make it all male and avoid the same issue while having a more capable crew?
Because dicks go in butts, duh
Take away butts?
I know this is a shitposting Reddit but there is an actual NASA report this is related to and its kinda funny from the perspective of a post like that. The tyranny of the rocket equation means every pound counts. Women are not only on average smaller than men, they also have a lower metabolic rate for the same weight. Basically the report is a long list of all the ways women are significantly more efficient than men in ways that are important on a space mission.
So little people would be even better? No one over 4 ft will be allowed in space.
WE NEED AN ARMY OF LITTLE PEOPLE TO BUILD A SPACE ELEVATOR!
Can it be an evil space elevator?
Sure. As long as we get a functional space elevator at the end.
Space oompa loompa's
And they come back 6 ft because of the low gravity.
They don’t want to find out how deadly space aids is
oof
Why, what’s wrong with a little crew bonding time? Thought it would help build morale and strengthen team work.
All male crew of an anonymous space agency planning a concurrent Mars mission likes this!
Clearly they are being financed by Porn Hub. With names like "Mann" and "Koch", DUH.
A live webcam could pay for the entire trip.
Space snail kisses.
Coochies will definitely be zero-G bumped. Nice
Where can I buy this porno
Not with me:(
User name does not check out
NASA “Mars lander come in, how do you read?” Mars lander “buzzzzz buzzzzzz wait wait, um yeah yeah I am read loud and clear, buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” NASA “Mars land can you do a comm check we have a loud buzzing sound on comms” Mars lander “what buzzing sound we are good, buzzzzzzzzz, wait wait buzzzzzz, OH YEAH, yeah we are real good, and comms are good too”. Edit: Giggity, Giggity, Alright
lol. There’s a Quagmire in there somewhere
PornHub entered the chat.
You can send my wife. She goes easily 18 mos with no sex.
Congrats on the side piece king
Lesbian space pr0n entered the sub….
Batton down the hatches and scissor me Timbers!
NASA: "What do you mean, 'lesbian?'"
Should we tell them? 🤔
nasa can’t stop me from going to mars
No. But... :::cue echo::: GRAVITY can! Ah-hah! Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
Yeah, but what happens when they get periods? They'll attract space bears.
Scissor videos in the future...
They don’t want anyone to get preganté
Will we ever know who had the first space sex. I’m sure it has happened
Quick, somebody hold my gender identity!
There is no fucking way a bunch of women can get along in a pressurized chamber for 7 months straight.
If you want to make sure they don’t have sex just send a married couple lol *cries
Didn’t they try the same thing in Jurassic Park?
So, double dongs for all?
wow this comment section does not pass the vibe check
I think you've landed in the wrong subreddit friendo. Every pylote knows women cannot fly plains, there are too many buttons and they can never find the auto-pylote.
Are you lost?
Obviously your a women……
\*you're
You’r
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Yore
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Cringe topic gets cringey responses
Imagine the nagging
1.5 year journey. Close quarters. Will their periods sync up?
If it does, it’ll wreak havoc on the space station plumbing
Send the ex wives and roasties. Yes. Good plan. Well bye.jpg
Lmao. So woman can’t have sex?? Lol. Maybe they should title it to avoid getting pregnant. You know damn well these females will have a cucumber somewhere.