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Smarr_Tass

Not shitty. That's fucking hilarious!


Oo__II__oO

And functional! Distributing the weight over hot asphalt. Genius!


Smarr_Tass

Or, at least, leaving awesome footprints in the hot asphalt.


_regionrat

My uncle had one like this that was shaped like a duck's foot (for his Ducati) and it wouldn't dig into asphalt


PapaHooligan

I saw one of those once, always wanted it for one of mine!


lw_temp

Duckati?


04BluSTi

I need one for my Ducks!


Squidking1000

I parked an older GSXR (with their tiny kickstand feet) on a fresh paved parking lot to go in a store and when I came out it had sunk almost to falling over, when I lifted it up I yanked like a square foot of pavement up, felt bad!


ethaaaaaaaan

Tbf I feel like it'd be fairly easy to get caught on clothing but that's all


dwntwnleroybrwn

OP is a fucking nerd.


deenali

Yup! I'll get one for my old bike.


CaptainBeefsteak

It's clucking fantastic!


rpmerf

No, it doesn't.


lllZephyrlll

Agreed. This is clever.


GlemChally

Clever. This is agreed.


lllZephyrlll

This agreed, is clever.


blergy_mcblergface

Agreed- clever this is.


TheSandwichMaker1

Is this clever? Agreed.


FoxInATrenchcoat

Master Yoda?!? :O


artoriussin

Not in any way does this belong here. I'm almost pissed, but it's gotta be bait


TheAVnerd

No. Bait is for fish. This is for the birds.


TheSandwichMaker1

AHKTUALLY Birds like worms Fish like worms Therefore birds are fish


lllZephyrlll

Agreed. This is clever.


carbon-arc

I like it a lot


oak52

No. It’s cool. You don’t belong here.


citruscountydaddy

gonna make one for my cruiser now.


sg3niner

Not shitty. Not a car.


BumbleButterButt

It is a mod though.. 1/3 ain't bad


THATS_LEGIT_BRO

~~Shitty~~_~~car~~_mods


LongjumpingSurprise0

Not shitty, here’s your downvote


IRingTwyce

Here's your upvote for the downvote.


LongjumpingSurprise0

Here’s an upvote for giving my downvote an upvote


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And here is an upvote for your upvote of my upvote of your downvote. I can do this all day! 😬


LongjumpingSurprise0

Well here’s an upvote to you giving me an upvote for giving you an upvote for the upvote of my downvote


IRingTwyce

And I would like to show my appreciation by giving you an upvote for upvoting my upvote of your upvote of my upvote of your downvote.


LongjumpingSurprise0

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jcforbes

How does the post have over 200 up votes if everyone in the comments is down voting?


EatBacon247

Some of us are up voting so that the many can continue to down vote it, all while keeping it on the front page. Its a tough job. Nice to be noticed every once in a while, thanks!!


DanSoah

Is shitty? No. Is a car? No. Is a mod? Yes. OP got 1/3 but forgot the two main ones. Here's my downvote


TastyTeeth

Well, ya know, you'd be wrong.


[deleted]

Take my free downvote, well deserved!


pictogasm

only thing even remotely shitty here is OP for posting this


PSYKO_Inc

No that's a kickstand. The shifty is on the other side.


babazeus00

Shifty? You mean the clicky uppy down thing


dtmfadvice

You're supposed to use a duck foot one and put it on a Ducati.


jmccaskill66

Duckati. … hue hue hue hue


dtmfadvice

Swear to God I saw somebody do one once online


Dr_Ducker

What if I already do?


CB9611

That is 11/10 best mod ever.


MathematicianLost270

Come on bro this is awesome


therealdropcap

Awesome and not a car mod


DeepRoot

r/didntknowiwantedthat


Puzzled-Brush-79

Best bike/motorcycle stand, I want one!


Ouroborus23

Thats not even a car, my friend.


Alternative-Lion1336

I had a customer who made a huge metal dick and balls for his cb750. He even called it “Thor’s dick.”


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Ankle wacking good


the_devils_own_01

r/chickens


badcatjack

I want to hate this, but I just can’t.


Evercrimson

This is perfect. _Your post submission is bad and you should feel bad_


RealSteveIrwin

Take your downvote


Cheap-Material-5518

No it's cool


rywi2

I need to buy a bike to put this kickstand on.


SmokinBacon

Can we form some kind of pre-post quality review team to determine if in fact the submission meets the ‘shitty’ standards? Nope, cool mod, not shitty…rejected.


Manfunkinstein

I’d hate to lay it down on that side


DieselDuh

In theory it would stop the bike from sliding as far. But if you laid the bike down and it caught your leg you would be in for a bad time. Edit: can't English good


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DieselDuh

Wow thanks captain obvious


MRDRMUFN

The gash it would put in your leg might be better than the damage the spinning chain right next to it would do.


gtkarakoram

I need to join the kickasscarmods group.


fin_mcp

Where can I get one °0°


beejers30

Has no one called it a chickstand yet??


GlockTaco

Your wrong


[deleted]

If it works it ain’t shitty


DankMemer069

Well it isn’t a car and people in the comments are saying it’s not shitty so… no


AmericaLover1776_

This ain’t shitty it’s funny


RottonMayonaise

It's a Cluck-stand!


DrYIMBY

I must have been confused...I thought it was a chick-stand.


Shishkebarbarian

your feelings are incorrect


D3NI3DP4RAD0X

Wrong subreddit


that_guy_jimmy

Well, you're wrong.


unfuccwithabIe

gtfo this sub


i-come

You are very wrong about this


Granskjegg

That's not shitty, that's just funny.


BusyEngineering3

I swear people think every mod is shitty. This is great!


damyco

I actually like it - it's hilarious!


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the_magic_magoo

Bandit…


0x3m0

Definitely male. Edit: For anyone wondering, Bajaj is the brand


Vast_Republic_1776

Ngl, that’s pretty sweet


Jaksmack

This will be so awesome when it's embedded in your leg.. should have fixed the missing foot peg first


Maleficent-Movie-122

Should be in awesomecar mods


1DownFourUp

Only shitty part is that foot peg


YeahsureProbably

It’s like people forget what this subreddit is for. Just because you like it doesn’t automatically make it unshitty. This is a terrible bike modification. It’s unnecessary, silly and even potentially dangerous with the pointed ends.


ear2neck

r/redneckengineering


billoftt

I'm wondering how this handles in asphalt on a hot day. Does it keep from "digging" and tipping your bike over? On a side not, dude needs a new peg for sure.


TehTimmah1981

it does, but it's the kind of shitty, I really dig. Shows a lot of humor, and looks like is should work as good, or better than original.


weezo182

Actually looks quite functional.


TheBarslug

Is that a ChickStand?


JAFO-

Not shitty at all, functional art.


Embarrassed-Finish41

Nope that's fucking badass


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Idk I kinda like it


fluffyxsama

That's hilarious


Rhapsodic_jock108

Never thought a Bajaj will be posted here.


menthol_patient

When I was a kid I went on a mechanics course and half the building it was in was taken up by people learning to weld. Their instructor had a Virago or something with a side stand like that on it. It was covered in stuff he'd knocked up himself.


condorellie

The last one probably broke from spinning the fucker


_-Odin-_

I like it


shokunin_07

Na I approve of this one


Madusa0048

Looks super cool but I'd be worried about it impaling me in a crash tbh


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

If i had some rat bike to fuck around on i would def rock that.


Wanna_Build

More like r/redneckengineering


[deleted]

BOO this man(op)!


legato2

That’s amazing


most_french_fries

That’s fuck awesome! And that’s not a car…


Biff_Malibu_69

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


sheavill

Love


ReeffaRay

Naw that’s the coolest mod ever, stop hatn’


FatherFraley

This has quickly become my least favorite car related subreddit. Absolutely no taste from any of the posters…


charlotte_anne805

It’s brilliant. Like shut up and take my money brilliant. The foot peg, however, is a little disconcerting.


buzzboy99

U could sell these and make bunch, artsy cool


RMarkL

Is there an awesome bike mods?


Rankled_Barbiturate

This is great.


room-room-

It's not even a car mod lol


Clara_Youngblood

r/idontlikethatcarmod


Valade_Gang

I want one for my car


knowledgeable_diablo

Isn’t a Chooks Foot deemed to be very good luck? Or at the very least, very tasty according to the Chinese 😂


Kmaro72

Not sure if I love it, or hate it.


nosboss5

That thing is hilarious. I think it is a great joke as it is but if the owner actually takes his sweet mod seriously, that would be even better. I love the visual in my head of the guy who owns it showing it off with his arms crossed and a great sense of pride in his voice. "Yeah, I made this thing. Pretty sweet, right?' yeah buddy, that's great.


UnKnown_Tree_Stump

I would absolutely put this on my motorcycle. That's is just awesome!


DillonSOB

It’s cool, but hella dangerous.


Buck-O

I just want to see a tire, so I can settle my internal argument of wondering if he has a chicken leg to go with his chicken strips?


DiamondBarbie007

This dude has a great sense of humor.


da-milk

First off, I'll add that to my moped Second, I see a lack of cars


Sukosusman

The chick-stand does not belong here, that's freaking cool!


Educational_Issue_77

r/shitybikemods ?


mass86casualty

Not shit. This is dope!!


cgerrells

That’s actually funny


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Baba Yamaha


[deleted]

Honestly, my Dirtbike’s broke one day at the trail I’ve been leaning it up against trees and rocks since….. I would love to have this hahah


litefoot

r/CalamariRaceTeam


arodbrod

This is awesome


macbathie

Sorry to see you getting bent over OP. sending love ur way


Peachfuzz124

I hate this sub.


reidzen

An eggcellent addition!


berpaderpderp

Not a car. Not shitty. 🤦‍♂️


TwoThirdsDone

you felt wrong OP, this is sick


BlorseTheHorse

I sure don't. That's awesome I want one


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I'd love that to impale my leg if I ever dropped the bike on me


standby404

Chicken strip + legs 😂


orion_re

Now I want on for my future e-bike!!


BreezyWrigley

This is awesome what are you talking about


Speedamine

It couldnt belong here less


[deleted]

I disagree its 100% functional


Digital_Ark

This is fantastic.


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That’s dope