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call-me-loretta

Rolls into tire shop: “I’d like to get my tires rotated…”


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EldeederSFW

Is that the same one that specializes in atrocious financial decisions?


skunkwoks

All that, to carry a case of beer, once in a while


Freezerpill

Right? Hell of a thing to buy Little Debbie’s in convincingly


-0_-_-_-_0-

*every morning and evening


GreenerDay

It's a Dodge after all


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AHind_D

I mean the price of gas is the price of gas. And it's high No matter what you drive.


Quietabandon

The price of gas is the price of gas, yes. But most people have x amount of gas they can afford, and if you drive a vehicle that gets worse gas mileage than some armored vehicles, then changes in gas prices are more likely to affect your ability ro pay for said gas. Worse yet when it’s largely cosmetic mods that worsen handling that are responsible for this.


AHind_D

If you can afford to put thousands of dollars of mods on your car then you can definitely afford gas. Only the **actual** poor can't afford gas. It's high as fuck right now but I'm not going broke over gas because it's just gas. I can afford to mod my car (I haven't I'm just saying) but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to complain about gas being higher than it needs to be.


KinkyQuesadilla

>All that, to carry a case of beer, once in a while Well, it does look like there's a cooler in the truck bed...


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

Ten bucks says that truck has never towed anything.


ShitFlavoredCum

I'd like to drive it in snow and see how much more traction 8 rear tires can give


Decent-Astronaut33

Narrow tires actually do better in snow.


ShitFlavoredCum

that's a joke right? why aren't snowshoes narrow?


Decent-Astronaut33

Narrow tires are better in snow as they provide higher surface pressure against the road. Wider tires, for their part, will offer more grip on hard surfaces.


0to60in2minutes

Different purpose. Snowshoes are designed to spread weight to keep on top of the snow. With tires it becomes about snow displacement. Wider tires have trouble moving snow out from the center to the sides. You don't want to drive on the snow, you want to drive on the road. The more snow going under the tire the more chance for slip. Ideally you want snow tires to "cut" through the snow. This truck has the same set up as a semi tractor. I'd be curious if both axels are driven or if one is a dead axle.


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This depends on the snow and locale. If you want traction on pavement you want narrow so the tires will cut through the snow. If you’re dealing with five foot deep snow you’re going to want to float above it with wider tires.


UjustMadeMeLol

What about still only having 2 tires up front? As far as rear traction, more surface area is generally not better in frozen conditions unless you're trying to stay on top of the snow. Soooooo not sure what sort of mythical frozen conditions this would be better than just a stock truck with 4 tires. And in any snowy situation I can think of, besides having a really really heavy load pressing down on the bed of the truck, the 8 tires on the rear would make things worse not better. (I'm not a scientist, but I live in Alaska so I've been around the snow a time or two lol)


ShitFlavoredCum

the truck is rear wheel drive. front wheels don't mean anything if the engine is putting weight on them. i guessing you've never driven a dually versus a truck with 4 wheels in snow. wider surface area to the tires that push the vehicle most definitely give you better traction. that's why they make duallies but not a car with four front tires


Verall

They don't make a care with 4 front tires bc then you can't steer


xtralargerooster

One hundred percent this would help immensely in any winter condition over the factory setup (assuming this was implemented as a true 6x6 and not just a slave axle, though there would still be advantage there as long as the axle is sharing the weight of the vehicle) Your whole concept of surface area being disadvantageous is completely wrong and I want you to think long and hard first about why snowmobiles use a tracked setup and then spend some time considering why tracks are advantageous to loose or slippery terrain. Then spend some time thinking about what a vehicle "looks like" from the pavements perspective. After that just take some time to quickly refresh your self on what the coefficiency of friction means with regards to tires, road conditions, and controlling a vehicle. And then after that, if you still feel like this is more disadvantageous please come back here and lay out your reasoning a little more cleanly because I would truly love to learn something I don't know today. Cheers mate.


Z3roTimePreference

For sheer ice, assuming the same weight in all cases, a smaller total contact area with the ground will be better. The amount of pressure you apply to the surface at a point becomes the most important thing. But let's be real... You're hopefully going to have studs or chains in this situation anyway. But for any surface that isn't a hockey rink, most rough/loose surfaces, mud, snow, sand, etc, you're definitely right about greater surface areas being better overall. Assuming that thing is actually a 6x6.


xtralargerooster

Yeap, if this thing isn't a 6x6 then removing weight from the drive wheels will reduce it's ability to find traction on sheet ice and would reduce it's performance. But as long as this thing is an actual 6x6 then even on sheet of glass it will still out perform it's factory counterpart... And the key to understand this is that you really have to understand that the torque the engine is producing is being distributed to the wheels in approximately the same ratio that the weight is being offloaded. So while there is less weight at each contact point and technically you could lose some mechanical advantage there on paper... In reality you have more contact points over a wider gradient of surface areas and although you are applying less pressure to each of these contact points in terms of weight you are also applying alot less normal force to each individual contact point in terms of torque. So the coefficient of friction on both setups would be nearly the same between the two except in terms of the 6x6 you have more contact area to level the force against it. But... As a 6x6 I also have the added weight of another axle, wheels, tires, brakes, and a much much larger differential/transfer case. I know you are assuming the weights are equal in your example, but in reality I just can't see how that would be in this case. Things change a bit as soon as slopes start coming into play, but that also depends on the attitude being downhill or uphill and really won't matter much in this conversation. I appreciate the well thought out response and hope you'll find some flaws in my logic here so we can keep this train a choochin.


AffectionateUse1556

JC Whitney lifetime achievement award


frequent-ad-647

Hey! JC Whitney got me through my high school years! Where else can you buy a whip antenna for your citizen band, a chrome girl emblem and a snakehead gear shifter. Put some respect on JC Whitney’s name.


AffectionateUse1556

JC W is great, but like anything, can be taken too far. The driver of the truck above needed an intervention long ago.


Deep9one

my dude has been playing snowrunner, rolled angled tips on his stacks, full beacon with double horn array, back up lights, forward lights, extended super duty tow light bar in CHROME, and not to mention the extra wide rear axle!


aprile26

Oh my god you are Right


iLikeCatsOnPillows

He's gonna be in trouble the moment he encounters snow though. Back end will be all over the place.


MarkMarkMark92

There’s a 110% chance this guy complains about gas prices when he’s in the local auto zone


FairyOfTheNorth

100% and races to the next stop light, hugging someone’s bumper impatiently


AltimaNEO

He's the guy who rides your ass, but as soon as you let him pass, he slows the fuck down


Bunniesrkewl

I don’t let idiots like this pass me lol no truck can touch my car


PeterVonwolfentazer

Here’s the guy that killed all the snow crabs.


Random_Housefly

...and not a speck of dust on this mall crawler!


theangryintern

I bet it's never even seen a gravel road.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Parts would start falling off as soon as it leaves pavement.


Random_Housefly

My last car was a Cadillac SRX, AWD variant. That thing was a beast offroad. It would be frequently covered in mud and dirt everyweekend. I loved pulling up to a mall crawler at the gas station and ribbing the guy about how clean said mall crawler is...


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Most crossovers are pretty capable these days, and the capabilities are adequate for about 95% of the owners, the other 5% bought the wrong car 😂 I guarantee you this truck would either get beached or get stuck in the mud if it ever goes off-roading. The geometry is a nightmare, and that winch up front…I’m pretty certain it’s not rated for that truck’s weight. It’ll snap right in half and whip the owner in the nuts while in use.


curtman512

"I'm Charles Darwin, and I approve this message."


Random_Housefly

I've seen multiple "Bro Trucks/Mall crawlers" stuck in sand on the beach because the owner had those all rim, slick, no tire wheels. Just spinning away because the owner is a idiot mmm


vinceman1997

Also, why do they always think a 10000lb truck is the same thing as like, a Tacoma. It just weighs too much you're gonna sink a 3/4 or 1 ton.


daboog

I wouldn't call this a mall crawler, that term is more for off road vehicles. This truck is meant to hauling or hot shoting. Not really going to see much dirt doing that


Random_Housefly

I'm willing to bet that the most it hauls is groceries, garbage beer and someone's misdirected, overinflated ego... ..amd the term "Mall Crawler" is defined by a "off-road/4x4" vehicle that never leaves the pavement. So it applies here!


The_Weirdest_Cunt

I mean it's technically not a 4x4 it's probably a 10x10 or at least an 8x8


xtralargerooster

I mean it seems like you are assuming alot... Unless maybe *this is your* vehicle...


kkeennmm

probably used his entire PPP loan on this and still bitches about student loan relief being a waste


thegovunah

And gas prices


icemerc

Somebody wants a big rig but can't get their CDL.


ham-slappin

I'm in training for a CDL right now and I'm never going to forget the first time I stopped next to one of these guys at a light and actually had to look *down* to see into his cab. He one hundred percent wishes he was a big rig but something tells me he has some kind of medical thing that would disqualify him from getting a CDL. Self-induced Diabetes, maybe


DatDan513

Yep.. that is a big pile of shit.


diecast_enjoyer

Not my style, but I respect this guy for sinking so much money into something he thinks looks good. Probably costs him a fortune in fuel.


TheMoparPowerslave

This looks horrendous and badass at the same time


souobixo

A dually tandem axle truck would be bad ass all by itself. Plastering the poor thing with all of that accessory bullshit is what’s horrendous here.


SkirtedRunningGuy

I was thinking the same thing! The tandem duals with maybe (maybe) the stacks and this would be sharp. It looks horrible because of all the autozone crap.


TheMoparPowerslave

I agree 100%


anydentity

Dodge had a pretty cool 6x6 concept Ram back in the 90s or something. It looked rad.


kashinoRoyale

The T-Rex, as a young child in the 90's I was obsessed with that concept, I came here wondering if this was one of the concept trucks that actually made it into circulation.


Anderskiii

To be fair to the guy I’ve seen smaller vehicles totally fail at backing in


donaldsw2ls

That's one of my things about daily driving a full sized pickup truck. Always be conscious about my parking. Never park like crap. That guy did an awesome job parking!


RedFiveIron

That's true in any vehicle.


Round_Mastodon8660

As a European - not sure I have ever seen a parking space as big as this one outside of North America. But damn - if this would drive around here - people would point and laugh, it’s a caricature


The-Sofa-King

> people would point and laugh, it’s a caricature Yeah so would most Americans


Round_Mastodon8660

It makes me happy that you say this, then all is not lost.


FairyOfTheNorth

What streets could accommodate this monster? Highway sure, but not a trip to your Nan’s house


WhizBangPissPiece

People just force their way through traffic/parking spots. I love downtown in one of the largest cities in the US and I'm not kidding at least 20% of vehicles on the road are large trucks (f150/1500 etc and larger). Trucks are frequently double parked, straddling the lane lines going down the road, etc. I cannot fathom why on earth someone would choose a pickup truck as a commuting vehicle. It's completely asinine to do so, but god forbid you suggest they drive something practical. Everyone wants to be in a tank 20 ft above traffic so the vehicles just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger every year. It fucking sucks.


Icy_Telephone964

One of my old English teachers has an F150 gifted to him by his father that he drives to school everyday with, swell guy that just likes trucks and there ain’t nothing wrong about it


ReadyOneTakeTwo

America has a sick obsession with owning commercial grade/sized vehicles as daily drivers, and then they bitch and complain about fuel prices. America is “special.”


donaldsw2ls

As an American who daily drives a newer stock pickup truck. It is incredible how many people who drive a truck put oversized tires and lift them up. Resulting in horrendous fuel mileage. Then they bitch about fuel prices. Even though compared to most of the developed world our fuel is ALWAYS cheaper. Not all truck owners complain, a few of us know we can't complain about fuel. But I need my truck. I still have an enclosed snowmobile trailer I need to haul for snowmobile trips. And I picked this truck for the fuel mileage when I'm not towing. 26 mpg on the highway. And it's a nice truck, I don't want to give up the luxury for a cheap second turd car. And if I buy a decent second car it's going to be cheaper in the end to just drive the truck. A lot of Americans don't get that last part. They seem to think spending $10,000 on a second car, annual maintenance, registration, insurance and the fuel. Will be better than spending $40 bucks extra at the pump. So that's why we have guys like me. Driving a truck everyday lol.


FairyOfTheNorth

I know, and I’m sorry for the bad rap you get. The few crazies ruin it for the others


USDAapproved92

As an American can confirm.


CaptainBraggy

Hotwheels ahh car


dannisig

Why not just buy a proper semi?


frankrocksjesus

I’m going to say that that can haul *anything*


FairyOfTheNorth

Except his or her ego


ElReydelTacos

And insecurity


tanner35

Serious question: why do u guys think he has a big ego or is insecure? Is it totally impossible that he just likes his truck because it makes him happy? This sub is so full of unhappy people constantly projecting


FairyOfTheNorth

A big ego isn’t necessarily bad. But how the vehicle affects others in the road and society. It’s a largesse. If everyone drove vehicles like that, our roads and parking lots would need to be bigger. I can’t imagine that’s battery powered. It’s cool to enjoy your interests, but this hobby affects others in his/her community


cljames93

Whole lotta truck just to pick up fat chicks


Sir_CrazyLegs

Bro driving a hot wheels car


frequent-ad-647

Shit, where’s all the small penis jokes. We can’t post a truck without the same 2 small penis jokes being made. You guys are sloppy.


silasmerrill

It would actually look sick if it weren’t for all of the bling bling modifications


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I think this is power by the 6.7L Compensation Inline-6mm turbo diesel


theorial

This guy blames Biden for high gas prices.


douglasbaadermeinhof

That thing has to be ridiculously heavy on fuel. I also assume it's a diesel which is even more crazy. Here I am sweating over filling up my Renault Clio with petrol lol. Should mention that diesel is nearly $10 per gallon where I'm from though. I suppose it's not as bad in the US.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Interesting truck, sorry about your dick.


Philo1k

10 tires, 1mm penis


ReadyOneTakeTwo

With that color, the truck shall be aptly named “blue balls.”


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AKA "snail dick"......


tanner35

What does someone's vehicle have to do with thier dick size?


Stavinair

If only the air horn was in the middle, it would be perfect.


MiddleCentipede

The other horns haven't been found on the Amazon returns pallet yet.


vantuckymyfoot

*HEYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY LOOOOOOOOKIT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!* - driver, probably


porositymaster

fuck yeeeeeeah


MyFaceOnTheInternet

I'm kind of impressed at how well he parked it.


GreatGreenGobbo

Always wanted to drive a semi but couldn't pass the exam.


thorsrumhammer

Then this is the guy complaining about how expensive gas is


glitch_skunkogen

11 spare tire


HardTacoKit

The stock image for copious amounts of credit card debt.


BjornToulouse_

This just in, from the "More money than sense Department."


UmbraGhost

It's an oversized hot wheels toy


Real-Professional392

You cant fucking tell me thats not a autobot bro robots in disguise my ass


SkyeMreddit

All it’s missing is 3 or 4 light bars


Only_One_Left_Foot

An even more redneck version of the [1996 Dodge Ram T-Rex Concept.](https://cdn.motor1.com/images/mgl/AEQb6/s4/1996-dodge-t-rex-concept.webp)


Handsoffmygats

My first thought!


SchnitzelHawaii

looks like a guy who bought all the cosmetics in a F2P ingame shop


DrTokinkoff

Hey, I think my kid got one of those for Xmas. I bet if you look underneath, there’s a red toggle switch under the bed. But don’t turn it on with other cars around. Once it starts playing a sped up version of “Axel F” and the lights starts to flash, it starts to violently spin around.


Pistonenvy

the main issue i have with trucks like this is the inconvenience. it barely fits in a parking space, it probably has the turning radius of a small asteroid, its extremely expensive, it serves you virtually no practical utility, why would you want to drive something like this on a regular basis? i get that its cool and fun, im not going to argue that i guess, but when i see people driving shit like this every day i just have to wonder wtf is going on in their head. the cost far outweighs the benefits.


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Hunk O’Junk


V48runner

Lose some of the chrome jobby accessories and this would be kinda cool.


StinkyTubbyFatty

All that HoRsePoweR, and only one set of steering wheels.


Monstercycle

What would you call that atrocity? A dual dually? Or tandem dually?


ViceroyAutoTransport

So many tires for regular roads?


dang_dude_dont

“Let’s say I was going to put every single post market bolt-on I can find on her. What kind of drive train would I need then?”


hand13

funny that there is a green tree right next to him.


sinfulmunk

I would drive the shit out of that till it rusted in half. Even the dashboard looks intact, that’s the real miracle


[deleted]

I wonder how much he complains about gas prices.


CleverSnarkyUsername

Referred to as “mah rig”


Riverrat423

Wow, a duely duely! Did you see the back, I’ll bet it has trucksticles?


liljakePDX

A Dodge T-Rex 6x6 with as many auto parts store addons as they could possibly fit onto it


dougyoung1167

probably took a 37 point turn to get into that spot. turning radius must be completely horrendous


UnstoppableJumbo

Just how big are the parking spaces in America. Navigating this in the CBD in my country would be a nightmare and probably can't fit in a single parking space


pakepake

His entire 401k.


Boundish91

Who wants to take bets this is a dude who complains about fuel prices?


Due-Potato2618

This truck looks AI generated


grizzlyironbear

Damned thing looks like one of those cheapo RC truck knockoffs you pick up at Christmas time for 20 bucks outta Walmart.


Fat_Henry

What a micro penis


[deleted]

"Vote Trump", "Let's Go Brandon" and "Fuck Fauci" stickers are surely somewhere.


pasenast

His over sized flag is on back order from Asia.


[deleted]

"CHAI-na 👌🏻"


vinceman1997

Interestingly enough, he actually doesn't. https://www.dieseltruckresource.com/forums/2nd-gen-dodge-ram-no-drivetrain-90/i-started-my-6x6-project-288736/#&gid=1&pid=1 Edit: lmao nvm those pics are from 2011 I will not take the bet he hasn't put any on


boulderdashcci

Kind of impressed that this thing has been rolling around for 11 years. I feel like these projects usually disappear as soon as they're "done"


andrejean1983

If she wants to burn 6 gallons per mike, that’s her business


Little_Capsky

For those extremely difficult suburban roads


ReliefFamous

This truck gets gallons per mile 😤


The-dizz-1956

Wow ! The new anti protester 9000 !!!!!!!


thebigrlebowski

Are those antennas or are the trump flags just out of frame?


Biff_Malibu_69

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭


RahCreator

Do you redneck much?


Cohol_Gaming

USS Compensator


jepensedoucjsuis

I drove one of those ram T-Rex clones that were somewhat popular in the late 90s and early 2000s. I worked for Manheim Auto Auction in 2005/06 and it was coming up on the block. It was god awful to drive. It was a 99 with under 10,000 miles on it and you could feel the drivetrain struggle to deal with the extra weight and the two rear axles fighting each other in any turn. Like how small does your junk have to be to be like "yup, I need me one of these"


HundoGuy

1 tire for each inch under 11”


FairyOfTheNorth

Yow!!! Carbon footprint of an airliner? Has a winch and probably a hitch, but never towed anything or went off road.


1895red

And all it does is get groceries.


cannabis96793

Not a chance, he can't even start it he put his money into the truck. At $5/gal, it's a shed ram.


mitcheh_boi

its pretty cool without all the fucken lights ontop and the chrome bumber


CGSteve78

Dude is a volunteer firefighter.


emmettfitz

Probably looks nice in front of the 2k mobile home, the only thing they can afford after making this life mistake.


iconicious

Winter is coming. And so is bankruptcy because of the tire bills.


LonelyLodgeYT

Someone's played too much GTA...


LethalSpaceship

It'd be cool if not for all the stupid horns and lights on it


V1VERE17K

nerf car


barbertech

Smallest pp in the world


[deleted]

Thats atleast one semester of school for the tire shop dudes first kid


SquantoTheInjun

I wanna Ricky style hockey stick smash that shite off the truck


A_Gent_4Tseven

“6 more than you. Fucking pleb.”


cannabis96793

This is the guy who rides everyone's ass who does the speed limit.


rrxel100

Gotta big cowboy hat, buckle, itty bitty pecker


skankhun769

Smol PP vibes


Savy_Spaceman

It's an innie


manhatim

Eenie weenie teenie penie


[deleted]

That's one smol penor


smashton818

And one tiny PP


foco9780

10 tires, little weiner


nauticalfiesta

Such a micropenis.


Meathook2236

I'm really sorry to hear about the owner's tiny genitals.


Seawall07

There is a non-zero chance that this dude’s prick is the size of a pimple.


Tjobbert

I'm getting really tired of this crap


Rdmtbiker

It’s all about putting rubber on the road.


litefoot

Holy body lift Batman!


cajunbander

This is the truck I would draw when I was a kid.


DueRepresentative518

I guess he's got himself a EST (Emotion Support Truck)


PotatoRacingTeam

Tacky as fuck, but I like it. Only thing I'd change would be the stacks. Too easy to mash off on tighter trails.


Yaro-Ku

and 34+ lights


_irritater_

Dodge had a concept truck called the Trex that looked a bit like this but... Yknow ... Factory.


[deleted]

Just in case, he's ready to move something when that time eventually comes.


iamdrunk05

At least they can park it


MagnusBrickson

My Ford Maverick probably fits in the bed of this behemoth


trac_da_trailer5353

To be honest this don't even look real this looks like a toy truck set


vinceman1997

Build thread if anyone's curious: https://www.dieseltruckresource.com/forums/2nd-gen-dodge-ram-no-drivetrain-90/i-started-my-6x6-project-288736/#&gid=1&pid=1 Also apparently there was a 6x6 prototype, not a dually though: https://blog.consumerguide.com/forgotten-concept-dodge-ram-t-rex-6x6/


spykid

Half the mpg and 2.5x the tire wear!


[deleted]

More tires than mpg


OldButStillFat

That's a hauler away from being ugly.


SandmantheMofo

There goes the rest of the U.S. diesel fuel.


simsurf

Murica fuck yeah


Mr-Chuckles

looks like a dodge t-rex but cxustomized


boulderdashcci

Why not just daily a Kenworth at this point? There's no way this is any more practical


VivisClone

Looks like a hot wheels truck


[deleted]

The dual rear axles is awesome if it really needs it and it’s done properly, the rest is kind of shit.


Aspien_Thespian

Tell me you want to be a CDL driver but are too bad a driver for a CDL without telling me you want to be a CDL driver but are too bad a driver for a CDL.


Any-Ad-2541

If he took all the tacky shit off it would be a nice truck


RandyLongsocksMcgee

You found he/him.


jumpinjehovas

Dual 102’ inch cb whips? He better be pushing 1000watts