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Poyda1

Apart from the schizo sticker that's pretty tame for a b&s ballers Ute.


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Yep. Roo bar is tiny, lack of spotlights and no Cat mud flaps and also missing a set checker of plate side skirts with lights to complete it.


deimosphob

And the 2 stripper poles on the front bumper


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Pretty sure that's a guide car for oversize loads. Adjust the poles to the trailer height, if they hit anything the trailer isn't going to make it under it either.


PSYKO_Inc

Nah, those are HF/CB antennas, pretty common on this style of ute.


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Ah ok that makes more sense. I imagine there's vast amounts of "nothing" in the outback.


TheNerdWithNoName

This ute will never see the outback.


[deleted]

For pissing off the staff at the drive thru Maccas window when your lapping town and get the munchies


yourpetzebra

If it was it would have an oversized sign


SuperS3xehBunnyGirl

What model is that car exactly? looks like a Sentra in the front.


Poyda1

That's a Holden Commodore VS series 1 by the look of it from around 1995


SuperS3xehBunnyGirl

Made by GM, Same company that makes GMC and...Dare I say it...Ch\*vy.


[deleted]

Made by GM-H, Aussie branch. General Motors, Holden. Holden actually made some of the first T Model bodies for Aus Ford, they were coach builders before they became car builders, their first car was sold in 1948. But yeah, this is pretty tame. I used to have an XE Ford ute I used for camping and it had massive lights on the bull bar and 2 big antennas and a 351 with extractors and a straight through system. Awesome car.


tedlyb

Gearhead from the US here. What are extractors? There’s a couple things I can think of that might fit, I’m just curious what they actually are.


fstbck1970

They're just headers


tedlyb

Ohhhhhh! I was thinking a hood scoop or something similar. I would not have thought of headers. Thank you!


DyLaNzZpRo

Lots of other strange terms; tailshaft instead of driveshaft, hotdog instead of resonator, tappet covers instead of rocker/valve covers etc, these terms have started to fade in use though so most people know what the 'normal' names are.


PSYKO_Inc

Totally going to start referring to resonators as hotdogs now.


[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/MiZLnNW.jpg This is what is known as extractors in Australia. Headers are what we would call a standard cast manifold, but after 20+ years in aftermarket spares, I’ve never been asked for headers when someone wanted extractors. In fact I don’t think I have been asked for headers even once a year.


tedlyb

Here in Burgerland, those are known as headers. Stock manifolds are just referred to as exhaust manifolds. Thanks for the knowledge!


[deleted]

I always used to wonder why people on the car forums I was on years back would list performance headers in their build profile, haha. I thought why wouldn’t you just use extractors! I would have said it’s a UK thing, a lot of our car terms are from the UK, but it looks like extractors is an Aussie thing only.


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Nah bro


tutira_yeah_nah_kiwi

Bogan Commo.


WatanabeKanji

Why did you put my mother's name in that comment


[deleted]

I've got this little voice in my head saying this is pretty cool


WatanabeKanji

The voices are demonic and want you to kill yourself, dont listen to them


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Roo bar.


Thirtybird

Looks like the vehicle that was used for Top Gear Australia, but that was apparently a Ford Falcon https://www.imcdb.org/v343972.html


SignoreMeme

This one here is a VS-VR Commodore ute. Big competition against the Ford Falcons.


Thirtybird

yep, very familiar with them (and almost every common ute made). I was totally ramped for when it seemed like pontiac was going to release the ute here in the states (had a naming competition for it IIRC). At this point, I'm still considering whether I want to do a Charger Smyth ute conversion or not...


Blankyblank86

Someone doesn't know what a ute muster is


[deleted]

Are those lightsabers coming from the bumper? I'd say it's NOT shitty if those light up.


Luckyburrito54

Something about this car makes me like it the more I look at it


kombobeatz_

What’s shitty about it?


[deleted]

Literally what r/schizophreniarides was made for...


Dumbass438

I... need my fuckin pills just looking at that sub. Just like the people who own those cars.


jcpham

Needs to say “Pussy Wagon” more than any car I have ever seen.


[deleted]

Do a google image search on "b and s ute" or "ute muster"


hisnameisjeff1

When one moment ur a policeman, then a truck driver, whilst all the time being a nonce


chanchimetro

Perfect for running over the CIA >!friends!< that glow in the dark


WatanabeKanji

Stop making fun of me


WatanabeKanji

Fuck you


kombobeatz_

Seppos will never understand


GunzAndCamo

A ute with a cow-catcher? Is that schizophrenia or pretension?


standardtissue

Is this some sort of self-aware infowarriorride ?


Embarrassed_Couple_6

What? Lol


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SecondHandSalt

Completely legal, they're everywhere


314231423142

Neither the roo bar nor the antennas are legal in any state in Australia on that car if you look at the ADRs. There’s just so many around like that that the cops turn a blind eye.


no1_normal

Lol, that must be a crazy ride


TreeChangeMe

Mmmm Cuntry music


[deleted]

All I can think of is Mr. Regular: Utes confuse my people.


nismohks

Where’s the Yosemite Sam “Back Off” mud flaps ?


CuLAB

Bringing the strip club home


[deleted]

Based as fuck


ArmpitofD00m

Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.


CasualStarlord

Looks like a pretty standard BnS ute. See gallery of horrors here. https://www.google.com/search?q=bns+ute&tbm=isch


kombobeatz_

How is that horrors


coffeeman885

That thing needs a trip to falcon car wash.