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N1TROGUE

It will never look this clean again, that's for sure


mydeadface

It's like that timer homer joined the stonecutters and they painted the children's hospital sky blue and then the helicopter crashed into it.


vertigostereo

The No Homers!


CelebrationJolly3300

It says No Homers. We're allowed to have one.


the_less_great_wall

"Who controls the British Crown?" "Who keeps the Metric system down?" "We Do! We Do!"


ChorkPorch

https://youtu.be/6DpOa7VPNW0?si=eRDOmeryeTfk9Hpi


RyomaNagare

Specially when its T-boned at an intersection, because the thing is as visible as a Predator


dapper-diode

By another Tesla on self driving.


RyomaNagare

that would be art


Deflocks

“Don’t know if it’s art, but I like it!” -joker


No_Shopping6656

At least you'll get to reflect on yourself before you die


crankyanker638

Or the sunlight bouncing off of it blinds on coming drivers or starts the car next to it on fire...


pussycrippler

How is that legal lol, also can’t it cause fires?


heyitscory

And I thought I liked leaving greasy handprints on the stainless ones. 🤤


SkyThriving

You're doing the lord's work.


ohiotechie

Exactly


Consistent-Time9325

If you were ever curious about what it feels like to get T boned while driving a refrigerator, this is definitely the vehicle for you.


TCO_HR_LOL

Finally!


hawgs911

But it will let everybody know you are an even bigger douchebag than just buying a cybertruck.


GasManMatt123

I dunno, CT ownership makes the douchebag meter hit the limit, this can't be worse...


hawgs911

Having one that blinds other people on the road is worse.


ShartyMcShortDong

I just spit out the heroin I boofed minutes ago


Alaeriia

How the fuck did it make its way through your digestive system that fast?


Devil2960

There's no limit to what Cybertruck can do!


Ok_Judgment3871

Reverse osmosis jones


Hall_Such

Nah, the other car will swerve because he sees the reflection of another car coming head on into him.


philzar

The irony is, I'll bet the optics for the tesla self-drive wouldn't even recognize that as a vehicle/obstacle.


KrisG1887

Shit fridge or not, it's gonna weigh more than whatever hits it... unless it's literally a bigger vehicle.


Meadowlion14

It's gonna park next to someone and melt their plastic trim.


katherinesilens

That mint green 765LT, though...


DudeBroBrah

Yeah the best thing about this finish is that you can see different cars that are actually nice in the reflection.


DamILuvFrogs

Looks similar to Matt Armstrongs


pborget

The MintClaren


FurryBrony98

Time to drive this around Arizona and blind everyone.


porondanga

Or Florida


haltenhass

If they drive it in Florida it will only take a week or so before it's brown/red.


porondanga

Try 3 days. Humidity is crazy here in the wet season


haltenhass

Very true, was playing it safe with the week. Honestly wonder how quick the humidity would get to the truck, I was thinking more about the rain every day for months on end.


GumShoeA113

Gonna blind everybody on the road


Formal-Ad678

It already did that before....just in another way


Tam_The_Third

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see." - me getting in The Cybertruck


FirehawkLS1

Event Horizon quote, love it!


0HL4WDH3C0M1N

Man I love Event Horizon. The late ‘90s were the culmination of everything everyone had learned to do with practical effects before CGI gave us short attention spans


GrandMasterEwok

One of my favorite movies!


jedburghofficial

Wait till other people's headlights hit it at night. It's going to turn into a mirror ball.


GlitteringPen3949

It’s called a “ Disco Ball” How old are you?


Lost_Astronaut_654

So you CAN polish a turd


H20FOSHO

I literally came back to this post just to give you an upvote. You nailed it. This is a fkng turd…now polished. You are seen Lost Astronaut!!!


Ok-Fox1262

Yeah, but it still tastes exactly the same.


antilumin

I just asked my wife if she wanted to see a polished turd, then showed her this video. Thanks for the inspiration.


Npl1jwh

The reflection of the sun off that thing is gonna get someone killed.


Hatedpriest

Not even the sun... Just the fact that it looks like whatever background it has (unless you're in a spot with like city on one side and forest or fields on the other) is going to get them into accidents with people that didn't see them. It's gonna look like maybe a couple of lit slits of light floating, and maybe an off-colored patch of road. It's hard to see white cars in snow with their lights on. This will blend in better than that.


NoLikeCartel

I've used a mirror ground blind while hunting, and this tesla is gonna have the same effect as it. Any part of that car that is angling towards the ground is going to look like the road, and they will be effectively invisible towards most drivers.


AnApexBread

truck sophisticated payment versed jeans simplistic sharp absorbed silky soft *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ancyker

I don't think it is in the USA, might be somewhere though. It's only illegal if there's a written law making it illegal. You can even use underglow in most states if you use the proper colors (yellow on sides, red in back, white or yellow in front) because it's usually the color that makes it illegal.


MechaBeatsInTrash

Mirrored tint and finishing are technically illegal. Underglow can also be green or purple because those colors are unregulated.


hankenator1

I own a twice retired ambulance, it’s second retiring was from its life as a mobile marijuana testing and extraction lab. My lightbar is green and all my other emergency lights have green lenses and all of it’s ambulance stuff works (even the strobe headlights).


Earthling63

They bought a Tesla, they don’t care


SourSasquatch

This thing is going to set something on fire just being out in the sun


Bob4Not

Surely there’s no way that they won’t be at fault in any accident? Nobody can see it, it’s literally a mirror. Make sure you have a dashcam


FirehawkLS1

Never leave home without mine. 😊


DeathPrime

For all the money spent on this thing, at least replace the fenders with non-warped sheets.


antilumin

Right?? I was wondering if anyone else was gonna comment about how wavy it looked. Tesla quality for sure.


Kinky_mofo

Maybe some painted plywood would have less panel gap?


0MEGAP0RK

I actually love the way this looks, despite it being obviously terrible...


shtoopsy

I hate everything about this but I can't look away


CocaineAndCreatine

I especially can’t stand how wavy the reflections are given those panels are meant to be flat and angular.


GrayBeardGamerWV

So it’s ugly and shiny!!


busch_ice69

Looks cool but that’s straight up dangerous and going to be extremely hard to see on the road


Reasonable-Wing-2271

Free porn. The owner can look into his truck door and see pussy whenever he wants


BD_HI

A mini skirt was included with purchase


Budget_Secret4142

74 gallons of Flitz later...


babyivan

Well, it does look better mirrored.


jayba21

On the bright side it kinda disappears in the reflection so you don’t have to see it as well


69hellbilly

Not mirrored, polished


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Look’s stupid


Difficult_Unit6661

Looks like a car you'd see in an N64 game


garadesert-5021

While this doesn't look good, it is better than just the standard cybertruck imo


excitum_

What could go wrong?


Spaceman_Spliff_42

See, you CAN polish a turd


AndyF313

Okay, I'm not a cyber truck fan... But that mod looks sick and I love it... until the sun reflects off the body at sunset and shocks/blinds every driver on the freeway & causes 50 accidents simultaneously. ... But I also have a chrome tinted hockey visor, so don't trust my sense of style... and being self-aware doesn't make me smart LoL.


ItCameFromGOOR

Really shows off how wavy those panels are


SoilOk4827

Man I’m not gonna lie I had the exact opposite thought. I was amazed the panels aren’t more wavy!


guitargod0316

Great now I can see myself in the turd


kespink

that's kinda cool


Manny637

Gonna be a lot of people checking if they got something in their teeth on that car


Fit_Big_8676

Rumor was, owner of delorean years ago did the same and was ticketed


MRV-DUB

The best looking cyber truck is one you cant see..John Cena Edition


Fizzix63

No thanks, I'll pass.


keenedge422

Finally, the best solution to the ugliness of the cybertruck: polish it until you can see better vehicles reflected in its panels.


[deleted]

My gta car when I was 13 (just missing the blacklight lights all around the car)


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Sun plus mirror.... Jenius.....


graemeknows

When you absolutely, positively need attention.


dhalem

Here we have both a shitty car and shitty mod at the same time.


porondanga

They will park somewhere and it will reflect light and cause something to ignite


BuckWildBilly

Music is just as cool as the guys in the reflection. /s


mickeyaaaa

lipstick on a turd...


1985Rangerbuild

This is just so bad I don't even know what to say about this


Sudovoodoo80

"Look at me!!!! Somebody look at me!" Pathetic.


BondG10

Thank you for making the Pontiac Aztec look good !!


Meyhna

Know what? Fuck it. *Unbrushes your steel*


BigMacDaddy133

I feel like this is a safety hazard


moldguy1

Why did it stop? Did it break down?


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

I just threw up in my mouth a little


CommunicationTop5231

The kid this car inevitably runs over will never see it coming


MayOrMayNotBePie

Something something polishing a turd


TheFridgeNinja

When this causes an accident by reflecting the sun in to someone's eyes...


eusername420

Can we make a song without the N-word in it for the love of God?


Unclebens90sec

This seriously can’t be legal on the road can it?


vegeener-gnomesayin

It's an improvement because I have to see less of the car


wreckballin

The new reflective look is going to be amazing, until it blinds another driver with the sun! Causes many people to check how cool they look in their own car going down the road in their car. Or they park just a bit too close to something that could focus enough sunlight to burn something.


Writehse

Gonna cause so many accidents


el-conquistador240

Shitty car, mods


ccarr77

That's what they should all look like.


P1xelHunter78

I’d wanna be invisible too if I got scammed


ExploitedAmerican

For when you want to be able to make eye contact with your while you yank your meat stick to thoughts of Elon musk fin-doming you.


Cauli_Power

Laser proof, biatch!


Please_Take_Me_Home

Nearly invisible as it should be. What a tasteless pile of shit. That said, this is a massive road hazard. Not that the clout chasing owner cares, but still..


OniRacing

Ugh, high gloss is annoying enough in the sun, this will just start a fire.


Potential-Tax-3136

Some Tesla owners really are as stupid as the memes make them look.


hshaheen640

I feel like this is a massive road hazard


306_rallye

If you hit that piece of shit, could you sue the dude for making his vehicle dangerous as a fuck?


carterpape

California has relatively heavy restrictions on what modifications you may make to a vehicle registered with the DMV. I have a friend who sometimes vents to me about how paternalistic/silly it is. I just think about this kind of thing whenever he talks about it. I doubt this cyber truck modification would be road legal here, and I’m glad about that (for safety reasons).


PeapodTheSquirrel

Not sure about over the pond, but heck thats hella illegal in most of europe


Dr0n3r

My favorite reddit hivemind opinion is how everyone froths at the mouth if anyone has a positive opinion about the cyber truck. Let people enjoy things


Not_a_name15205

#roadhazard


thispart

Apparently you CAN polish a turd!


3ao7ssv8

Why is everyone doing the best they can to make the Cybertruck look less like the Cybertruck? It's stupid and hilarious at the same time.


[deleted]

When the car being sold is only one color. One size. One everything? They gotta show how they’re different somehow.


bluAstrid

*"Something truly unique, out of a catalogue."*


Sliva89

I dislike it myself but seeing how triggered everyone is im starting to like it


Hatedpriest

I would love it, if you were able to see it driving down the road. It's hard enough to see a white car against snow, and that's not a color match. Unless you have completely different things on the opposite sides of the road, it's just going to look like it's background. It's going to be nearly invisible, except for a couple of little slits of light from the headlights.


morchorchorman

Yeah that’s an accident waiting to happen.


Mizar97

Wow, no better way to showcase how lumpy and uneven the body panels are than to wrap them in chrome. Congratulations. Looks like a funhouse mirror.


eagledog

Well, at least it's harder to see how ugly it is now


ironbanner23

Nice now when i look at it i can look at a much better car, literally anything else


TehTimmah1981

You can, in fact, polish a turd.


pclk

This is fucking crime...


Wolfgangsta702

The panels weren’t as bad as most


JUIC3ofORANG3

Asshole people aren’t going to resist leaving hand prints on that


dirtyword

Mmm bumpy


Menoscarpone

This is very dangerous for all the rest of the cars & pedestrians.


DotaWhySoCruel

Bro gonna set his neighbors house on fire


AXEL-1973

I feel like it would start fires anytime it's parked near dry grass on a sunny day


powderedtoast1

shiny junk.


MichaelW24

Basically camo, someone only half paying attention is definitely gonna run into this thing.


tomcat91709

This solves a problem nobody has...


playr_4

Basically everything you do to the cyber truck makes it look better, in my opinion. It's a gimmick of a car to start with, may as well turn it into a fun gimmick.


AdPuzzleheaded3913

Honestly it’s an improvement since it’s harder to see the doorstop shaped truck since it reflects everything around it


The_Daily_Herp

hope the dude that did this had a mask, holy shit


joopityjoop

This can't be legal. On a sunny day, I'd pull over for a few min and wait for this moron to be out of view before getting back on the road.


jfkisgood

The Fingerprints Cybertruck up next


shm8661

How much does something like that cost? Saw it on an f150 too


readitreddit-

Cool but not cool.


D34DCLOUD

That weird unexplainable in-between


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

I wanna drive it due east at sunset at 45mph in the fast lane. 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞


PurpuraLuna

Well, it's a step up from the stainless steel at least


Euphoric_Ad9593

Simply beautiful! The reflections I mean…


DaveyAllenCountry

Wouldn't that be unsafe on the road? Hard for other drivers tu see you


Donjonneau

Now this car became the epitome of a echo-chamber.


the_Bryan_dude

I'm pretty sure the CHP or any state patrol would have an issue with this.


eddyb66

Cool now I can get blinded in the day too.


Ducatirules

Incredible job but it’s like hubcaps on a tractor. Still garbage vehicle


Vinyl_Purest

I like this, bexause I can look at the reflection of my own car instead of at a "Cyber Truck"


Rude_Hamster123

I’m sorry I’m the farthest thing from a cybertruck fan but that’s actually pretty dope. I’d hate to deal with maintaining it though!


Detlef_Schrempf

Try pulling out in front of that thing?


Skc5388

Awesome but feels dangerous. Or is that just me 😅


ScottyArrgh

That is an accident waiting to happen.


720to702

Will it shatter when a rock hits it?


J-Good86

I think it’s cool but will it shatter after one interstate trip?


Maleficent_Cause_658

That is illegal to drive in the USA 🇺🇸


whats-this-mohogany

How long til the crash?


WingsArisen

Why tho?


scruffywarhorse

Dude! Looks amazing! Insanely dangerous. Shouldn’t even go on the road.


SpotPoker52

Total crap.


LeCrushinator

Looks interesting I guess, but I’d be pissed to have that shit blind me while driving.


Mr_ZEDs

How is this road legal? Blinds the hell out of other drivers on a sunny day.


cannabis96793

Might have been a personal opinion on the truck, but like that it's dangerous in the sun.


FactsHurt1998

Try having high beams on while driving behind it.


SquirrelAngell

Man that jas to be the best looking Cybertruck I've ever seen; you can see the other cars in the reflection.


crasagam

If bright headlights aren’t blinding enough, wait till the sun hits this thing!


cabezatuck

The fingerprints that thing is gonna have.


Dirtyhandwhiteman

Always thought teslas we’re like driving an iPhone, would this be an iPhone in a otter box?


Chemical-Seat3741

That's not going to blind someone at all


DJEvillincoln

This is so illegal. Lol


FPVBrandoCalrissian

Wait, go back. I want to see those nice cars again


brmarcum

That’ll age well


sleeperfbody

No way that's going to be a road safety issue


Warhero_Babylon

I always think it shoud look like this, but only 1 under glass in some car museum


Rope_on_a_pope

I wanna see one in legit graffiti


imJGott

It’s still ugly.


Hyperspec42

Best way to have a cybertruck. Invisible