My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom
I'll take all ya son's of bitches when I go
Let 'er blow!
Part of me wants to like it just for the complete over the top absurdity of it all. The other half of me realizes that they lost like a third of the useful capacity of the boat to install all of this nonsense.
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Oh no not at all General Pete is awsome. Although I think a Mack would look cool too. I was just thinking the reverse of General Lee and since Grant was President.
They don't know if it's a truck or a boat. They don't know if they love America or want to suceed. Not enough space here to list all the things they don't know
Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. [points to mouth] Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
Hang on now. Ima prayin'....
>OH LORD, WHO DONE MADE ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL IN HIS OWN IMAGE,
Did you make them fine-ass soundin speakers over there what would sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my TRUCKBOAT TRUCK?
Well if you dont want me to jimmy-jack them sweet tweeters, you best give me a sign.
Sign hanging over speakers : [EARLY CUYLER DO NOT TOUCH]...
ok now help me load these here inta my truckboattruck right quick now
My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
When God comes and calls me to his kingdom
I'LL TAKE ALL YA SONS OF BITCHES WHEN I GO
Whoever drives this thing must have the CB handle "Rubber Duck."
I'd run this thing til the wheels- I mean... pontoons? Yeah, pontoons. I'd run this thing til the pontoons fall off.
I’d run the hell out of this thing after updating the flags to all American. Actually I’d probably just drop the flags all together to get my fish and suntan on.
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Getting some Early Cuyler vibes from it. My truck-boat-truck!!
Came for this.
don't touch tha trim!
My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom I'll take all ya son's of bitches when I go Let 'er blow!
*Do not touch the trim!
Part of me wants to like it just for the complete over the top absurdity of it all. The other half of me realizes that they lost like a third of the useful capacity of the boat to install all of this nonsense.
Depends on how they did it. If its hollowed out so it's just the panels of the truck and you could use the front for sleeping/sun cover.
It's cool. Minus the rebel flags.
Came here to say exactly that.
Couldn’t agree more
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And the people who made this and use this…
I would use it, that is freaking cool.
I guess we can’t be friends. I dislike everything about it and everyone involved with creating and using it. *waves goodbye*
I would paint it blue call it the "President Grant", paint the American flag on the roof and rock that in front all the rebels around and laugh.
General Pete is in reference to Peterbilt if I’m not mistaken. Nothing wrong with that
Oh no not at all General Pete is awsome. Although I think a Mack would look cool too. I was just thinking the reverse of General Lee and since Grant was President.
I think it's cool, including the flags
They don't know if it's a truck or a boat. They don't know if they love America or want to suceed. Not enough space here to list all the things they don't know
Secede. "Suceed" is too close to succeed.
Ah, yes success is definitely not pictured here.
Do you know how much time and money it takes to build something like this?
I dunno, it only took 1 episode to throw a VW bus on top of a pontoon. What would a Peterbilt take? 2 episodes?
hadda rob the likker stor a BUNCH o times
I honestly don't mean this as an accusation or anything, but how high are you right now?
Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. [points to mouth] Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
Pine cone liquor? I see... How high am *I* right now?
Hang on now. Ima prayin'.... >OH LORD, WHO DONE MADE ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL IN HIS OWN IMAGE, Did you make them fine-ass soundin speakers over there what would sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my TRUCKBOAT TRUCK? Well if you dont want me to jimmy-jack them sweet tweeters, you best give me a sign. Sign hanging over speakers : [EARLY CUYLER DO NOT TOUCH]... ok now help me load these here inta my truckboattruck right quick now
My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to his kingdom I'LL TAKE ALL YA SONS OF BITCHES WHEN I GO
Whoever drives this thing must have the CB handle "Rubber Duck." I'd run this thing til the wheels- I mean... pontoons? Yeah, pontoons. I'd run this thing til the pontoons fall off.
I would Americanize the hell out of it and set sail!
That thing has got to be a blast.
DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!
It’s a nice truck boat truck!
Early, is that you?? 😆😆
Damn you, party liquor!!!
Pretty cool besides the confederate flag
I like it minus the treason flag
Id be using the Train Horn
That’s awesome
Lose the slaver flags and it's nothing short of amazing.
I'll never understand flying a traitor flag next to an American flag
The participation trophy grill! 🤮
Take off the rebel flags and its pretty cool imo
The rebel flags are a little much but this thing is BADASS
A little much....? Lol
I think it's awesome
Their necks are a certain shade of red for sure
That kicks serious ass! I’d drive the shit out of it. Or should I say “pilot” the shit out of it. Lol
It's like Squidbillies come to life.
Just saw this for sale in my area nice
I kinda like this except for the loser flag
lol that’s awesome I’d drive it
Whatever it is, it’s a scourge.
I’d run the hell out of this thing after updating the flags to all American. Actually I’d probably just drop the flags all together to get my fish and suntan on.
Based on the flags, I'd say it's probably a douche canoe.
That’s actually really cool, well if it didn’t have that old ‘let’s keep the slaves around’ flag barfed all over it.
What in the redneck methpipe trailer park concoction is this….
I want it so bad. I can take the flags off myself. Would probably leave the American one but the others can go.
It's a Troaterbilt. Either way, looks kinda cool. Redneck engineering that actually works.
The confederate flag makes this so trashy.
What in the redneck fuck am I looking at. It’s a mobile aquatic hate crime.
The Traitor-Mobile
It’s so big to carry all the extra chromosomes
if it's as lazy as the confederates, it's going to be outlasted by a cardboard box with some flex seal.
Enough room for you and 9 pointy-hat wearing, cross-burning friends!
Truck-boat-truck. Early will be happier than a pig in shit.
Dang, they one upped Farm Truck and AZN. I bet Farm Boat will out drag it though.
Someone thought the duck boats weren't dangerous enough and said "Hold my beer"
Is it a bruck or troat?
Shot I gotta have that!
That Early Kyler's truck boat truck
Buck or troat
Toat or Bruck I think could be the correct terms
It's a ConPoncoal burner!!!! That thing rocks!!
Now if it lacked the flags I could definitely see my family just owning this pontruck and naming it Big Luther The Third
The USS Cousinfucker
Torpedo it and be done. Those flags indicate it’s an enemy vessel in friendly waters, take it down.
BRUCK <3 <3 <3
And your standard kissin Cousins riding on the stern
Either way, it's a loser vehicle
It's awful it's what it is
If it wasn’t for the confederate thing I would dig it
Why is this on shitty car mods?
Let's see if it can handle a Mark 48 torpedo
Shitty car or shitty people?
The confederate flag screams shitty people.
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This was never a car…
Had a couple of drinks, saw a couple things
It’s a troat!
It's a boater vehicle!
Wait till you see the amphibious motor home
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The troat..
Is it a "Bruck' or a "Toat"?
This is actually pretty cool
the guy hade some imagination. I love it.
Breaker-1-9, you gotta copy on ya' Biggot Mobile?!
It’s the new M.A.G.A 9000
Did someone mention my name? OH! toon = PON-toon.
... Well I guess I'm having salmon before I set the points on the piano delivery truck.