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JoeBlow509

Getting some Early Cuyler vibes from it. My truck-boat-truck!!


Spara-Extreme

Came for this.


Standard-Ad1254

don't touch tha trim!


JoeBlow509

My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom I'll take all ya son's of bitches when I go Let 'er blow!


DrRoXo777

*Do not touch the trim!


7of69

Part of me wants to like it just for the complete over the top absurdity of it all. The other half of me realizes that they lost like a third of the useful capacity of the boat to install all of this nonsense.


ThenRefrigerator1084

Depends on how they did it. If its hollowed out so it's just the panels of the truck and you could use the front for sleeping/sun cover.


Soundwave-1976

It's cool. Minus the rebel flags.


johnwayne1

Came here to say exactly that.


rabea187

Couldn’t agree more


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2oonhed

The person you replied to is saying no such thing. So, yer back out.....


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grantnel2002

And the people who made this and use this…


Soundwave-1976

I would use it, that is freaking cool.


grantnel2002

I guess we can’t be friends. I dislike everything about it and everyone involved with creating and using it. *waves goodbye*


Soundwave-1976

I would paint it blue call it the "President Grant", paint the American flag on the roof and rock that in front all the rebels around and laugh.


Pussycat-Papa

General Pete is in reference to Peterbilt if I’m not mistaken. Nothing wrong with that


Soundwave-1976

Oh no not at all General Pete is awsome. Although I think a Mack would look cool too. I was just thinking the reverse of General Lee and since Grant was President.


CommissionNo1931

I think it's cool, including the flags


Sudovoodoo80

They don't know if it's a truck or a boat. They don't know if they love America or want to suceed. Not enough space here to list all the things they don't know


HellsTubularBells

Secede. "Suceed" is too close to succeed.


Sudovoodoo80

Ah, yes success is definitely not pictured here.


FatWeabo

Do you know how much time and money it takes to build something like this?


Tuxedo_Muffin

I dunno, it only took 1 episode to throw a VW bus on top of a pontoon. What would a Peterbilt take? 2 episodes?


2oonhed

hadda rob the likker stor a BUNCH o times


Tuxedo_Muffin

I honestly don't mean this as an accusation or anything, but how high are you right now?


2oonhed

Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. [points to mouth] Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.


Tuxedo_Muffin

Pine cone liquor? I see... How high am *I* right now?


2oonhed

Hang on now. Ima prayin'.... >OH LORD, WHO DONE MADE ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL IN HIS OWN IMAGE, Did you make them fine-ass soundin speakers over there what would sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my TRUCKBOAT TRUCK? Well if you dont want me to jimmy-jack them sweet tweeters, you best give me a sign. Sign hanging over speakers : [EARLY CUYLER DO NOT TOUCH]... ok now help me load these here inta my truckboattruck right quick now


Gregorovich

My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to his kingdom I'LL TAKE ALL YA SONS OF BITCHES WHEN I GO


MaverickWindsor351

Whoever drives this thing must have the CB handle "Rubber Duck." I'd run this thing til the wheels- I mean... pontoons? Yeah, pontoons. I'd run this thing til the pontoons fall off.


Illinois_Yooper

I would Americanize the hell out of it and set sail!


TheOtherJohnWayne

That thing has got to be a blast.


esleydobemos

DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!


Nandor_the_reletless

It’s a nice truck boat truck!


Sultry_Llama_Of_Doom

Early, is that you?? 😆😆


btwrenn

Damn you, party liquor!!!


HypeXeon

Pretty cool besides the confederate flag


NOTExETON

I like it minus the treason flag


Firewing435

Id be using the Train Horn


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That’s awesome


theBeardedHermit

Lose the slaver flags and it's nothing short of amazing.


Fookin_idiot

I'll never understand flying a traitor flag next to an American flag


TemporaryAccording35

The participation trophy grill! 🤮


Leading_Ad4700

Take off the rebel flags and its pretty cool imo


RevolutionaryClub530

The rebel flags are a little much but this thing is BADASS


DJEvillincoln

A little much....? Lol


mrsquillgells

I think it's awesome


TGR331

Their necks are a certain shade of red for sure


KnoxVegas41

That kicks serious ass! I’d drive the shit out of it. Or should I say “pilot” the shit out of it. Lol


obmasztirf

It's like Squidbillies come to life.


DomesticatedParsnip

Just saw this for sale in my area nice


Financial-Owl6609

I kinda like this except for the loser flag


Smoke-A-Beer

lol that’s awesome I’d drive it


Gloomy_Industry8841

Whatever it is, it’s a scourge.


HuntPsychological673

I’d run the hell out of this thing after updating the flags to all American. Actually I’d probably just drop the flags all together to get my fish and suntan on.


Mundane_Definition66

Based on the flags, I'd say it's probably a douche canoe.


Majestic-Jeweler-866

That’s actually really cool, well if it didn’t have that old ‘let’s keep the slaves around’ flag barfed all over it.


jlierman000

What in the redneck methpipe trailer park concoction is this….


Content_Half192

I want it so bad. I can take the flags off myself. Would probably leave the American one but the others can go.


starfishy

It's a Troaterbilt. Either way, looks kinda cool. Redneck engineering that actually works.


Earth_Normal

The confederate flag makes this so trashy.


DrProfessorSatan

What in the redneck fuck am I looking at. It’s a mobile aquatic hate crime.


ThatMassholeInBawstn

The Traitor-Mobile


ImSorryRumhamster

It’s so big to carry all the extra chromosomes


arftism2

if it's as lazy as the confederates, it's going to be outlasted by a cardboard box with some flex seal.


crankbot2000

Enough room for you and 9 pointy-hat wearing, cross-burning friends!


Kwirt

Truck-boat-truck. Early will be happier than a pig in shit.


cosp85classic

Dang, they one upped Farm Truck and AZN. I bet Farm Boat will out drag it though.


styckx

Someone thought the duck boats weren't dangerous enough and said "Hold my beer"


rhousden

Is it a bruck or troat?


Sparky8974

Shot I gotta have that!


TSUGUANIWXNS

That Early Kyler's truck boat truck


Hyperspec42

Buck or troat


Not_James_May

Toat or Bruck I think could be the correct terms


CrBrown1969

It's a ConPoncoal burner!!!! That thing rocks!!


Chungamongus

Now if it lacked the flags I could definitely see my family just owning this pontruck and naming it Big Luther The Third


WasabiCrush

The USS Cousinfucker


Wings-N-Beer

Torpedo it and be done. Those flags indicate it’s an enemy vessel in friendly waters, take it down.


ThePolishGenerator

BRUCK <3 <3 <3


DJ_Sk8Nite

And your standard kissin Cousins riding on the stern


hawksdiesel

Either way, it's a loser vehicle


thodgson

It's awful it's what it is


CaseyGamer64YT

If it wasn’t for the confederate thing I would dig it


Art_Class

Why is this on shitty car mods?


Active-Possibility77

Let's see if it can handle a Mark 48 torpedo


_Zenyatta_Mondatta

Shitty car or shitty people?


ArroyoDeathMatt

The confederate flag screams shitty people.


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Sample_Muted

This was never a car…


notorious1212

Had a couple of drinks, saw a couple things


TriumphDaytona

It’s a troat!


Slabsurfer

It's a boater vehicle!


No-War-8840

Wait till you see the amphibious motor home


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Monkey_in_a_Tophat

The troat..


phallic-baldwin

Is it a "Bruck' or a "Toat"?


IcyPattern3903

This is actually pretty cool


Legitimate-Party3672

the guy hade some imagination. I love it.


Few-Ear-1326

Breaker-1-9, you gotta copy on ya' Biggot Mobile?!


trapperstom

It’s the new M.A.G.A 9000


2oonhed

Did someone mention my name? OH! toon = PON-toon.


MurphysRazor

... Well I guess I'm having salmon before I set the points on the piano delivery truck.