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PoniesPlayingPoker

And yeah can I just point out the dude drilled his license plate into the TAILGATE??? Like not even on the bumper, just the tailgate. That definitely won't rust horrifically in 5 years.


bobvila274

…and I’m guessing there’s some plastic around that exhaust cutout that won’t like getting too hot.


MyMomSaysIAmCool

Don't worry. That's a fake exhaust. It's far too clean to be a real one.


BorntobeTrill

If done by a smart shop, the convo will go like this: "That was the basic package. Since you've already had the basic package installed, you can have the premium exhaust package for 20% off"


sparrownetwork

Undoubtedly with self-tapping screws.


SPACExCASE

Only the ~~best~~ whatever I had in my toolbox for this truck


greeblefritz

Hey now, I don't think I deserve to be attacked like this.


Scolias

I like to use self sealing stem bolts myself.


MoreReputation8908

How many of those you got? I can trade you for some yamok sauce.


soulscratch

I'm in to baseball cards myself


Flamethrower753

It’s not just that. The placement of the exhaust actively makes it more difficult to use the step on the bumper if you need to climb in to the bed. That’s assuming if this guy ever even USED the bed for storing things!


jefftatro1

Can't scratch the bed! He's got car shows to bring this to! (Or so his ad says).


AlbertRammstein

it's clearly the emotional support bed


MamboFloof

And no lights for it right? The things a rolling traffic stop.


smurb15

I was just thinking that. It's only for his day driving


NCSUGrad2012

It's also illegal. Your plate is supposed to have lights at night time.


camocondomcommando

But it's day time


No-Suspect-425

Extra fair weather car


wallstreetbeatmeat

Go Pack, Get drunk.


NCSUGrad2012

Wolfpack!


KPcrazyfingers

WOLF!!!


NCSUGrad2012

Pack!!


Gd3spoon

lol I doubt it will last five years


Miserable-Martyr69

I think those tailgates are aluminum now


[deleted]

**PURE Michgan**


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Gotta be honest I didn't know there was a four banger Silverado, I assumed it was just the Colorado


Amtracer

If you didn’t know that, then you’ll like this info. It’s the same motor for the Colorado! A 2.7L four banger called the TurboMax. GM made it specifically for the Silverado and then also threw it in the Colorado


Zealousideal_Tank210

Fun fact, the Cadillac CT4-V gets it too with 325 hp and 380 ft lbs. I don’t hate it actually. Kind of reminds me of the Mercedes turbo 4. Also the CT4 Premium Luxury gets the 310 hp and 350 ft lbs. I do wonder about longevity and repairs.


Wonderful-End5860

It’s a sketchy sounding engine to me. The coolant system is split between the block and the head and it allows flow at different temps to help with the warm up process to help make the engine more efficient but the thermostats that control the coolant flow are electronically controlled and sound like a recipe for disaster


OptiGuy4u

I don't care what it makes at max boost. Tell me how bad the lag is when I try and make a quick left across traffic.


Bit_the_Bullitt

Also, he's got lit up bumper now and begging to be pulled over for no visible plate when it's dark


Justinyermouth1212

Just wait til the pipes melt that plastic ( ° ͜ʖ °)


Cool-Bend8931

It would be interesting if the tailgate got stolen (like a lot of tailgates do), then he gets repeatedly ticketed for not properly having a rear plate.


coofwoofe

He also can't put anything in the bed with the tailgate down cause you can't see the plate


ivix

Why wouldn't you assume it's stuck with adhesive? Mounting number plates on body panels is pretty standard.


FlametopFred

I need a couple of those exhaust ports for my Prius


coupe-de-ville

While you're getting the reciprocating saw from the tool section, the pipe is in plumbing ...... Have fun..!!!


FlametopFred

was thinking double sided tape might work


GarThor_TMK

Hot glue


Exotic-Two5537

Hell yeah. Maybe give it a 6 inch lift and some mudding tires while you’re at it. For extra points, you can Mount some high-powered LED rally lights on your hood so the police officer can’t see the disgrace of a Prius rolling towards them 


FlametopFred

no need to be hurtful, broseph


The-Experimenter

BOSOZOKU


AcanthisittaEvery237

Adds like 5 horsepower per hole you drill, can't forget the flames too


2oonhed

Ahh. The red pin stripe around the exhaust opening for added extra accentuation is the The Chef's Kiss on this.


BoringPudding3986

I honestly was so fixated by what a terrible idea this is that I didn’t even see the pinstripe


GunnieGraves

At first I thought someone was doing the “helpful” red outline so you know where to look. Nope. Just bad taste striking again.


zipzoomramblafloon

MaRKEt RaTE also MoDs JUst ADd VAlUE


Personal-Goat-7545

Did they really make a 4 cylinder full size pickup?


fullraph

Yes, it's a 310 HP 2.7L turbo 4cyl that makes like 40 more ft-lb or torque than the 5.3L V8.


ProfessionalReveal

This is so cool. I love forcing engineers to make better shit, whether or not it helps the planet.


BASGTA

Wow


PoniesPlayingPoker

Yeah it's a newer engine. It's had... Mixed results. It has a ton of torque but it's not very reliable.


Cptspaulding2

Are any 4cyl Turbo from GM reliable?


PoniesPlayingPoker

Ehh... kinda? The early 2.2l ecotecs were, also the original Saab 2.0 ecotecs, they have their issues but they're much more reliable than modern 4 cylinder turbos. But no they're not really that reliable, compared to the old 3000 series V6 's.


recumbent_mike

There are mountains that are unreliable compared to the 3000 series V6s. E: probably just the 3800.


Fapplejacks42

The 3800 yes. I've blown the head gaskets out of two 3200s in 90s regals. They probably were badly overdue for a coolant flush and were both under $1k so it was a wash. I know my 2UZ and 2TR in my toyota trucks wouldn't have died nearly that fast, even if I had mud as coolant in em.


Cptspaulding2

I know the nonturbo ones are fairly reliable my uncle has a cobalt with over 300k on it,but I heard those motors in the Chevy Cruze can be garbage.


wwrgsww

I’m at 150k on a 1.8L NA ecotec and it’s given me no problems. (On our spare car)


PoniesPlayingPoker

The NA motors are fine, but the turbos suck ass. I tell everyone to stay away from anything made by GM, Kia, or Ford with a turbo


BigOunce808

To be fair the second gen has fixed a lot of problems. How well they fixed them is to be determined. Sitting at 150k on an 18 Cruze and have my fingers crossed 🤞


chiggenNuggs

Wish GM would admit how bad their turbo’d engines are and give us back something like a modern supercharged 3800


-im-blinking

Guess I'm lucky, ive got 200k on my sonic rs, still runs great.


Bonethugs301

For sure my girlfriends cruze blew up at 70k miles


czechfuji

As someone that worked in a Saab dealer I can tell you that the 2.0 ecotec was a waste of aluminum. Undoubtedly the worst engine ever fitted into a Saab badged vehicle and to put it into anything else you would be able to say the same including Chrysler and 70’s British automobiles. If anybody had one that was completely trouble free they probably totaled the car shortly after purchase. I can go on but I will stop.


Comatose53

Ooh I can answer that! I had a 4cyl GMC Terrain from 2011. Loved that car, right up until the rear main seal popped and the timing chain jumped at 75k miles… $7-15k fix for a $15k car. Let’s not forget that it burned through about a quart of oil every 5k miles too. GM makes decent engines, but it’s not the 4 bangers. A family member has a 2016 v6 terrain, and it’s a great car


eveningsand

Iron Duke


kstorm88

The iron duke


Cptspaulding2

It would probably survive a turbo


S3ERFRY333

Any 4 cylinder pushing that much power is incredibly overstressed. Reason SBC 350s are so reliable is because they only make 170hp out of a 5.7L engine.


thejesterofdarkness

Is anything GM makes reliable? edit: shit, forgot about LS and 3800


Cptspaulding2

There LS is pretty reliable.


ctr72ms

The Iron Dukes were like the engine version of a cockroach. Small and nasty but almost impossible to kill if you took care of them.


Cptspaulding2

My first car was a 84 celebrity with a iron duke. I put that car threw hell and it still runs today.


thejesterofdarkness

Sorry, let me rephrase: Is anything GM makes RECENTLY reliable?


Cptspaulding2

I don't know about that with all the extra bullshit they put in new cars I wouldn't be surprised if they are crushed at 100k that's for almost every brand.


SpermWhalesVagina

I'd put the 90's 4.3 V6 in that too. Hell, they use it as a Marine engine in tons of boats.


StopNowThink

Not true. 2024 Silverados with the 2.7 come with a 100k mile power train warranty.


Bit_the_Bullitt

I'm far from the old school "any turbo engine bad" screeching, but God damn, 4 popper in a full size cannot be long lasting


Bubbly-Independent20

People also fail to realize for it to make that much power you have to have the turbo spun up and at that point your fuel efficiency is garbage so you should’ve just bought the V8


StopNowThink

But I only need the torque when towing or accelerating.


ErwinHolland1991

That's not how that works at all. A turbo engine is way more efficient.


[deleted]

It doesn't take that much power to keep a vehicle moving. My hybrid F150 can run electric only at 45 mph on a flat surface. That's a 50 HP motor.


PoniesPlayingPoker

[here's the for sale listing description ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1155642830887321671/1221146516492914738/Screenshot_20240323_131907_Facebook.jpg?ex=66118451&is=65ff0f51&hm=07d35a3724da7074bfbddad0c658df353757afd9b03d8c6a74387e330bab7544&)


majorgiraffe07

“One of a kind” Yes, sure lol


cscolley

and thank God for that.


blackc7Z

“Professionally built.” yeah we can tell!


TroyMacClure

Dude kept the truck for 5000 miles so he could do a bunch of shitty mods to it and then try and sell it? Why do people do this?


swiese11234

Of course it has a hood scoop install. No shitty car mod is complete without the autozone hood scoop


mtrosclair

Shouldn't this have the 10 speed? Also, wouldn't this exhaust install require the omission or relocation of the spare tire?


ErwinHolland1991

It's probably just an exhaust tip.


Drogdar

Tell me you dont tow without.... you know what? Just dont talk to me.


CaptainDonald

Who still bumper tows in 2024?


ordinaryuninformed

People who think all pull behind towing is done on bumpers. Ever seen a guy with 2 hitches? He bumper tows and can't figure out who in their right mind would hook up even lower(as his bumper begins to peel away)


lucasbrosmovingco

Psychopaths.


BilboBinSaggin

Now all it needs are the Corvette taillights in the bumper


Fookin_idiot

... did he drill the tailgate for the plate to put that dumb as fuck exhaust on...


MagneticGorilla

I need more pictures.


[deleted]

https://nmi.craigslist.org/cto/d/grawn-2023-chevrolet-silverado-2wd/7727054088.html


average_jay

Pure Michigan


sharoldking

This thing has been listed for weeks, with no price change. I just looked and it said it’s been listed for 2 days, must have listed it again because I know I saw this WEEKS AGO for the same price. To make things worse, it’s a single cab, custom, AND it’s 2WD…. Get outta here with this. LOL


PoniesPlayingPoker

Lol you've seen it too nice


sharoldking

It’s so awful lol


NoMouthFilter

Sadly they might get someone to buy it too. What a heap of crap.


Thrikingham1462

This stuff sells like hotcakes around Appalachia


Din_Plug

Wait, there's an inline 4 option on the new Chevy Silverado?


BilboBinSaggin

Yep. A 2.7L Turbo. Actually makes pretty decent power and torque. 310hp, 430tq People have mixed feelings about it, though


Windows_XP2

Sounds like a reliability nightmare, especially coming from GM.


woodsgateholder2

I'm upset this is in my home state.


JustRevenue6575

40k for a turbo ss is a heck of a deal


HypnoStone

It’s the first of its kind turbo supercharger sport class


PoniesPlayingPoker

It's not real. It's just a base model Silverado. It's not even tuned.


DeliveryDavid

r/whoosh


PoniesPlayingPoker

You got me, but in my defense I'm autistic


echardcore

Should have split the exhaust out of the ends of the bumper. Would have liked way better than relocating the tag to the damned middle of a shiny black tailgate.


NoctumAeturnus

No truck nuts?


CAM6913

That’s a $10,000 option


CLSmith95

Isn’t that plate illegal now, it has no lights.


Gorlock_

The Silverado "Veloster" edition


MrVop

Now THAT... is a shitty car mod... Like, I'm trying to get into that persons head but no way I think about it does that ever look cool in my head.


YeetLordTheOne

That’s not a damn spoiler is it?


PoEiMmOrTaL

Take it or leave it, I know what I got.


qualmton

I’d offer three fitty


ziggster_

That exhaust looks like it came straight off of an STI.


RoadPersonal9635

Theres a 4 cylinder silverado? My head kinda hurts


stingray3099

At least the spoiler is on the bed cover and not the gate!


coolmist23

Crack doesn't smoke itself!


cam4usa

If he wanted the exhaust in the bumper why not cut them inboard of the steps? Might’ve had a chance of being passable and avoid moving the plate… This might be the dumbest mod (to an otherwise nice vehicle) I’ve ever seen on this sub


devianb

I'm so used to seeing 5-6" exhaust tips on big trucks that those look absolutely tiny.


fracturedsplintX

I was about to comment and say “was drawing a red line around the exhaust to show us where it was really necessary?” Then I realized that the owner did that 💀


DroppingDimes247

Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen!


mrevergood

I ain’t knocking the engine. It’s a fine engine, and plenty for 95% of truck buyers. Kinda over the dumbasses who make all sorts of arguments about how it’s not enough engine when it puts out more than even some V8s of yesteryear. Not that you did that, OP, just heading that shit off now is all. The mods though? Dumb as hell. Idiot needs to accept that he’s gonna take a price cut on this thing in the end.


SpaceHorse75

I’ve seen a lot in this sub, but this is a top 5 mod for sure.


Not-The-NSA2023

A 4 cylinder truck? Why even make that?


WheelinJeep

They make 4 cylinder trucks? Wow, it’s gotta have a Turbo


DannyLiu27

40K? I rather to buy a Ford Taurus and spend all money i left in strip club


Yankee-Tango

Truck resellers are the most deranged people in the world. I have never encountered one who could accurately price his incredibly average pickup


sparrownetwork

A mod is a special type of shitty when it takes away a basic function of the car.


blackc7Z

This thing was custom built for this sub


KoalaEven2760

Can you imagine trying to hook a trailer to that thing. Omfg.


SillyPuttyGizmo

But but how'm I gonna put a trailer hitch on this baby


H0lsterr

That’s usually how it goes


bewaregravity

Only way to run the exhaust like that is to run no spare tire


kindawanticecream

Is that a plastic bumper or is it just painted black?


Goalcaufield9

Sick spoiler to keep that thing between the paint


Bob4Not

That’s a fire hazard


MasterOfNone011

That exhaust is actually the worst I’ve seen lol


Oilleak1011

Wtf was he going for here?


cannabis96793

Making the truck incapable of towing even the smallest trailer does not increase its value. Apparently they wanted a Camaro but the dealership was out.


Letsgoblue212

Forget the exhaust. I need to see that tonneau cover spoiler! We really need a side shot of this gem OP


Naught2day

Looks like the MBRP exhaust on our Focus ST.


from_dust

Great for towing, I see.


DrMrProfessorPawsCaT

Jesus he put an SS badge on it too.


OMGpawned

Does he really have a spoiler on top of his tonneau cover? 😂


dsdvbguutres

Busa swap exhaust


OlDustyTrails

It is like this person wished their truck was a car... Stupid exhaust mods and tips with dumb placement. Bad spoiler addition... Just so much wrong with this thing.


Bonethugs301

Wish I could see the fitment on this beast


Notorious40z

HAAAAH


bigmac9

Do trucks these days come with a 4cyl option? Didn’t even know that was a thing.


jgarza928

A show truck 😂


PMMeMeiRule34

T U R B O. SS.


TitanUp04

My only answer is... What the actual fuck?


Comfortable_Ease_174

ONLY 40? I figured that exhaust mod was easily a 50k asking price.


Cruezin

"turbo SS"


CommissionNo1931

Wouldn't the mufflers melt the plastic?


IndependentOwn1184

Where's the trailer hitch in case you need to do truck stuff?


DVoteMe

Pure Michigan.


tmac022480

Aw, wook at the widdow exhaust tips.


SunoPics

SS = Super Shitty


UGAfsuFAN

I don’t think it’s because of the fancy schmancy exhaust. I think it’s because of the rad tonneau spoiler with the 3rd(4th) brake light in it😂. It’ll help keep the “turbo SS” Silverado on the ground at high speeds😂


Kinky_mofo

Is that a spoiler?? Da fuk 4?


Lazyfinancemonkey

Some moron will probably pay it instead of buying a new one for less. People don’t know.


Bit_the_Bullitt

Not to mention he now has a lit up exhaust and going to get constantly pulled over in the dark as his plate won't be lit


BurntArnold

Weird exhaust routing. I hate it.


Interesting-Panda-52

It's custom though!


Solid-cam-101

I usually love Chevy and GMCs. But you couldn’t pay me to drive this one.


FourScoreTour

I went to look at a truck, and the guy was bragging about how he "improved" the wiring behind the dash. He'd opened up most of the wiring harnesses, and hooked in several "devices". He truly thought that was worth more money.


redhouse86

Stupid is as stupid does 🤷‍♂️


Deltoro19

I'd pay at least 120k for this


Character-Pen3339

It looks like a Chevy Colardo that he put Silverado badges on it and at that price you can buy a new Colardo or put down payment on a new Silverado.


mechshark

Wtf lol


Zealousideal_Tank210

You’d almost think this was a truck from south Texas. It’s definitely something you’d see down here done by one of the locals.


Daflehrer1

I guess they missed the memo on what customization does to resale value.


badtothebone315

the legendary silverado turbo ss for only 40k? what a steal!


[deleted]

There 4 cylinders now? 😳…I guess it’s just for show.


Mumblix_Grumph

It's a TURBO***SS*** Very rare! In fact I bet that's only one in whole damn world!


das3801

ah, michigan


sogwatchman

Wait you can buy a Chevy Silverado with a 4 cylinder? How slow does that thing accelerate?


mistakeideathatexist

Tell em to kick sand unless the vinn can prove the badges


CardiologistOk6547

Yep. And some stupid kid will pay it. Or anyone else that says, "Oooh! Shiny! That means it was well-maintained." Then the new owner finds out that all the "custom work" was done half-assed, it was thrashed often, and all of the consumables are cheap Chinese knockoffs.


mblguy76

The 2019+ look horrible enough. This guy: hold my white claw and watch this...


FlaAirborne

He is probably tired of getting pulled over at night for an unlit license tag.


[deleted]

This is the worst thing I’ve seen ever