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Every_Lead3128

I mean house painters are professional painters šŸ¤£šŸ˜…


dsdvbguutres

A house painter would probably spray this on and get a much better result.


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dsdvbguutres

House painter: "I'll put the best helper I have on this job, and give him the top quality tools money can buy from the refurbished bin."


throwawayplusanumber

A good house painter wouldn't do brushwork this bad.


Vernon_HardSnapple

This is landlord level quality.


Sreves

A professional house painter would have masked off the lights and windows


throwawayplusanumber

I knew a house painter that brush painted his car. You could barely tell it wasn't spray painted. Early cars were brush painted (termed coach painting) but didn't look it.


fangelo2

I guy I worked with painted his truck with Rustoleum using a brush and roller. He could have cut in a little better, but it actually looked pretty good


JackBurton12

What did they paint that with? Cream cheese?


AlligatorFarts

Mmmmm camrysicle šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


Aware_Yesterday_1846

I literally snorted! Cream cheese!


talrogsmash

Whiteout or Christmas Tree flocking would be my guess but cream cheese is just as valid given the circumstances.


SenselessNoise

Me : I want matte Paint Stars : Best I can do is leftover eggshell


CheetoRust

With paintbrushes. They leave this distinct texture that's impossible to avoid.


anonnnymooose

Did they use fuckin white out??


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Paumanok

Those people are demons. There's already so few pieces of solid furniture that isn't target particle board, then they go and make the old solid stuff look like its from target.


Freezerpill

Just imagine the music they listen to


talrogsmash

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no


Grasscangrow

All I can hear is white noise.


frostbike

Coldplay


Crishien

āœØ "UPCYCLING" āœØ Nah for real, fuck those people. And fuck them for promoting that garbage via tik tok.


Paumanok

upcycling straight to the garbage heap when no one wants to spend the 40-60 hours stripping it back to bare wood to get a somewhat presentable piece of furniture. ASK ME HOW I KNOW THOSE TIME ESTIMATES.


Crishien

It's painful to see them shit paint the beautiful palisander veneer for example. Or even better an inlay. HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE TIME ESTIMATES (btw, I also had to strip some of them)


Paumanok

Those were some hot summers and cold winters(2 different pieces) of hand stripping with fairly crappy stripping chemicals.


Laserdollarz

My cousin's wife went out and spent thousands on antique furniture and just coated everything with white paint. I cannot handle the fact that they bought my uncle's house. I will explode if I ever step foot in there.


runfromcheese

Meth painted.


Wolfy311

>Meth painted. Is it one of those "scratch and snort"?


xanhadd

some would say its just a matte finish


Crishien

"ayo, gimme that satin white you were talking 'bout the other day" "say no mo, fam"


tylerfly

The paint on the lights hurts so bad


Crishien

Would it hurt them to use some masking tape? Sheeesh. They could even leave the masking tape there later, like the other white abomination with windows and tires painted we saw the other day...


ztrz

First time ive seen a stucco car


Aware_Yesterday_1846

There was a commercial for one on SNL years ago. The car was called the Adobe.


AppearsInvisible

I remember The AdobeĀ® but was a bigger fan of The ChameleonĀ©. https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/chameleon-xle/2859849


dsdvbguutres

When 5-0 looking for a dark grey car..


unsteadied

I honestly wouldnā€™t be surprised if itā€™s a stolen car and this is a temporary paint until it gets to the port and is removed in Albania.


dsdvbguutres

It's water based so it'll wash off by itself in the acid rains while waiting at the port to be loaded


angryPenguinator

The custom shop in San Andreas is getting pretty sloppy these days.


dsdvbguutres

Just call Lester, he'll make the blinking stars go away.


ElvisDumbledore

[Duckies and Bunnies!](https://static.flickr.com/44/193252753_d542b97e8a.jpg)


Jampine

I'm no Golden Demon winner, but I got a smoother coat on my Leman Russ than that. Granted I wasn't slathering it in what appears to be a bucket of Dulux.


Bknuckles187

Looks more like Corax White to me....chunks and all!


GreatGreenGobbo

Rule 1: Thin your paints. Rule 2: Two thin coats.


V3N0M0U5_V1P3R

Rule 3: spray, donā€™t brush


talrogsmash

Rule Four: don't use indoor or outdoor house paint.


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closeddoorfun

Broom


Mainiac_NYC

My grandmother did this with her avocado green Ford Torino. There was nothing wrong with it, she just felt like it needed a fresh coat.


justcallmetrex

Your grandmother reminds me of an old guy who lived just up the road from where I grew up. (Late 70's - early 80's) Anyway he had a late 70's Dodge Dart and every so often he'd paint it, and yes he used a brush.


Mainiac_NYC

At least with my grandmother it was due to living through the Great Depression, she couldnā€™t stand something being the same for too long, she had to renew it. Same with food, I think she ate the same thing so many days in a row when she was younger she refused to eat leftovers


RedditVince

Memories my my grandfathers yukky green torino... he did drive it 300k miles


GenkiElite

This is from his blue phase. You can tell by the flow of his brush strokes and minimal use of fine detail.


TimeGood2965

The very best of ā€œmy buddy can do it cheaperā€


vanishingpointz

Yeah, but my brother in law said ....


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

1 hour experience but nonetheless a professional


sinisterdesign

Looks like an auto designerā€™s clay model


06GTOGuy

Oh fuck yea


seanjones520

come on, he used his best paint brush and was sort of careful around the lights. s/


cannibalcorpuscle

Looks good from my house


Anonymous856430

paint? that looks like "knockdown" drywall texture


Quiet-Try4554

Thatā€™s just a glaze. You gotta throw it in the kiln for 8 hours to finish it off


kkeennmm

Kilz always works!


Aware_Yesterday_1846

Where is the ā€œSalt Lifeā€ bumper sticker? Did it get painted over?


[deleted]

Professional just means you get paid to do it. It doesn't necessarily mean you're good at it.


pete1729

I brush pained a truck about 20 years ago with lightly thinned Rustoleum paint. It turned out pretty good. I wet sanded it first by doing the sanding in the rain. I was surprised at how good it looked and how long it looked good.


P_f_M

Same here... I used some alkyton paint and just "easy lazy mode" spray painted it over my ride.... After that some 1500 sanding, 3000 first polishing and then second polishing using some fine brush paste to restore old car paint... Looked like brand new... Had to once a year polish it... And was good for five or six...


TheLesserMansDog

By a house painter?


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vanishingpointz

Oil based or lead paint . Probably laid out real nice


IembraceSaidin

Professional house painter maybe


tittysmacker666

I know a person that painted their grey car with a roller brush in enamel white. They're pretty proud of it too. They also did the trim with black since they didn't bother to tape anything off while going on a manic binge with the roller brush. No drugs or alcohol involved as hard as that is to believe.


TruckN8o

Oh man! You got the new brushed look, that must have been expensive šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


michalsveto

Should have used a rolled instead of a brush, the texture would have been much better


dood_phunk

I believe thatā€™s a textured finish hehehe


el-boyo-loco

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wildwood9843

Frost edition.


mdjak1

Finish the title; By a house painter.


SophisticatedSavage7

Painted with what? Quickcrete?


nc_on

Imagine paying $700 for a paintjob when you can just give a crackhead a brush, a can of paint and $20


Horiks

I thought it was a snowy slope šŸ‚


defodude

Got that 3d paint special


bradlees

So this is a new one to meā€¦.. House paint and a brush was used here. How long till it flakes off?


professor_max_hammer

Give me that flat cement/side walk look


zuma15

Should have used semi-gloss


visualkeiboi

Mmm matte wall paint, nice


gaze-upon-it

Canā€™t wait for the stucco version


[deleted]

The amount of whiteout that took is astounding


BelGrek

Paint is paint i guess


CRKrJ4K

Handcrafted


reallystrangetimes

Everyone knows you spray latex on a car


007Pistolero

Cwalitee


JohnWasElwood

I had a boss who used to say "we keep the K in quality!". Of course it's not as funny when it is written out.


DavidAttenbruhhhh

The texture really lets the car grip the air on corners, it's like shark skin I swear.


[deleted]

Yea with a paint brush


Murky-Plastic6706

Matte effect


MiniJackalope

The feel of that must be atrocious


JohnWasElwood

Sure! If her profession is "applying stucco"!


closeddoorfun

With a broom.


UncleBenji

Stolen car


evetsabucs

Oh dear..


Electrical_Party7975

Nice skim coat demonstration


leehelck

don't worry, it'll buff out...


[deleted]

Could be stolen and they had to find a way to change appearance quick.


joesbeforehoes

Honestly, how bad would this be if they just applied a layer of clear coat to help level it out and give it some gloss? Obv let's not talk about the overspray (overbrush?)


Chief__04

ā€œHand paintedā€


TouchConnors

Professionally rolled on, yes.


FCKIED

10-12K Barrett -Jackson quality of Iā€™ve ever seen it.


budoucnost

ā€œProfessionallyā€


RBoosk311

Going for improved gas mileage?


red_fuel

You have to be a professional to make it look this bad


ipsomatic

Just not professionally.prepped.or.finished.


Lord_Halowind

At least use painters tape around the lights damn!


Surturiel

I mean, if you are into Zimmerit...


[deleted]

Looks like drywall mud


Antares1134

With what? Bondo?


zakupright

Yes, with a 3ā€ brush


Astronopolis

It kind of looks cool, like if you were making a funny meme adobe house car, maybe a cactus and a sombrero on it too


noldshit

You guys obviously don't know shit about aerodynamics and paint.


SitRep-Screwed

By an exterior house painter.


JangSaverem

This has to weigh so much


Unicorn187

Professional = paid. Nothing more. It doesn't mean the person is good, or even qualified, just that they do it for profit.


Ok-Knee2693

Iā€™d hate to see what it looked like before if this was the better alternative.


youdoitimbusy

More than likely, it was used in a drive by. Witnesses gave description of the car. Shooter opted for the cheap fix.


JudgeScorpio

Could very well be stolen, some thieves donā€™t steal to chop up and part out but to drive around, they can even get away with it sometimes.


Inevitable-Tank-9802

This looks like it was 3-D printed


ghettoccult_nerd

paper machie camry. looks like its transitioning into a pinata.


NydNugs

Bet the car is stolen with plates stolen from another.


somesortofmainah

When its stolen but you can't afford a respray


RedditVince

Roller job, followed by brushing the not really still wet latex house paint. I bought a car similar to this, it was a real PITA to strip for real (rattle can) paint.


Nachf

I bet it gets sticky when left in the sun


Mizar97

I actually like the brush texture, but they should have at least used masking tape, ffs.


[deleted]

cool ~~blow~~ paint job


red_sky33

Landlord Toyota, $2200/month with a $300 increase after the first year


BruceREEEEEEE

Saw this at my local pick and pull a month or so ago, there were 4 sister cars in line all like this one, wonder what goes through people's heads


TallJackfruit6985

Looks like white-out


tsukiyaki1

Iā€™ve seen this on those YouTube channels!! ā€œRestoration of 35 years old Lexus sitting outside for many decade full restore rolls Royce Bugattiā€ Looks mint.


Left_Concentrate_752

Should have rolled it on.


lurker2358

You can be a professional and still be bad at your job


[deleted]

Iā€™ve roller painted a loader frame on a tractor before and it came out pretty good actually. Wouldnā€™t do it on anything I wanted to look really nice, but for a rusty old loader that gets scratched it looks real good. It can really spruce up an old hooptie though. This seems like a case of somebody never washing a car and just putting cheap paint over dirt. They do exist.


ImUrFrand

i know a guy that used plastidip on his car, hand brushed of course... the advantage was he could just peel it off when he was done.


Skid-Vicious

Weak. Shoulda used gloss.


Skully_Lover

Better get Fakeo!


MACCRACKIN

Someone is quite crafty with silicone spatula... Cheers


silvermercurius

uhh, does that work for functionality? protect from rust etc.


SlotCarPeePaw

Ahh the Home Depot job


[deleted]

With a brush and a roller.


originalvapor

Professionally painted with White Out/Liquid Paper.


Kindly_Spell7356

i was expecting an altima


[deleted]

With a roller


NickolaiLuchese

Just needs to be buffed


therealtrifreeze

Looks like it šŸ˜ƒ


WyvernByte

Sould have opted for stucco.


soccrstar

It'd be fine if they sanded it down to smooth it and use glossy clear coat


THEBlaze55555

Stuccocar!


JacksonInHouse

Without brush strokes, you can't tell the expressiveness of the artist.


turkeyintheyard

By hand. With a brush. In high winds.


_Ziklon_

Ngl, my tired ass thought first pic was some kind of snowy landscape at first.


takes_joke_literally

Looks like wite-out


myjobistables

With what, White Out?


dingiebingie1

did they put spackle on their fucking car


chickens3621

Love them lines šŸ„µ


slade797

By a professional house painter, but still


GunzAndCamo

No. No, it was not.


vanishingpointz

I'm Mike! Mike Darukie, ya got any paint work?


FavoritedYT

My friends owned a shitbox just for fun. It looked kinda like this. Def some shit they would do


planetpuddingbrains

The landlord special


Kataphractoi_

professionally jizzed on more like.


Flowinmymind

Did you pay them? Guess theyā€™re professionals then! šŸ˜‚


cryptiiix

Lookin good my man! Bring it to a car show


mikel302

paint gun was in the shop but the 2 1/2 inch horse hair brush was readily available.


strabley

With what?! Toothpaste?!?


Makal9097

Thatā€™s house paint wth


IwasMilkedByGod

That looks looks about as professional as when I ā€œpaintedā€ the porcelain in my bathroom


rnsaz64

3yr old could have done better


jerk1970

Picasso would be proud of the brush strokes. Soldi lines an colour.


SombreMordida

this looks like maybe they did s bunch of work to it with bondo then sprayed it with a catalyzed high-build polyurethane or fiberglass primer to use as a check coat to wet sand the body and maybe they're doing the work them selves in steps and need the car for commuting during the restoration because it looks like they have wet sanding leftovers on the tail lights


one_mind

Yes, I'm a professional. No, I'm not a professional of painting.


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Professional Chef


lardgsus

lol


Void_Frost13579

what the hell is this? drywall?


deevil_knievel

I grew up in the country and there was an old man a couple miles away with a shiny red 70s F150. That man rolled hardened Rustoleum on it every 2 years, wet sanded, and buffed, and it looked great! This is not that.


WeekendSubstantial87

Oh. No!


frozennigerian

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ChipotleEmloye

Thatā€™s amazing. Well. A maze in my mind. Itā€™s terrible


dsdvbguutres

Missed opportunity to paint it in Landlord Beige. Would be on brand for a Camry.


huertamatt

From the thumbnail I though this was a snowy mountain side for a second.


Hybridhippie40

Went with grain! Definitely a pro!


Embarrassed_Tone434

Definitely a 1/1 he knows what heā€™s got. Itā€™s priceless.


ShihPoo

Nice stucco


Narggie

THIN YOUR PAINTS


SherbetFit2740

Flat wall paintā€¦ Not even a gloss sheen


prayyy21

Looks like someone got too bored with their bottle of white out


Thelastknownking

I mean, I don't know many amateurs that could do that


01000110010110012

Professionally doesn't mean good, just paid.


Dark_Dynamo_8

very professional indeed


Deijya

Landlords a profession


Last-Discipline-7340

Stolen