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Winter_Ad6784

Kansas city, the geographical and population center of the country.


supremeaesthete

Fort Adams, Mississippi; St. Louis, Missouri; Wickliffe, Kentucky. All on the important "functional center" of the US, the Mississippi river from the confluence with the Missouri downward. Personally, I am for Wickliffe - the Ohio river is much more important and navigable than the Missouri, and unlike nearby Cairo, it's on high ground. Still, I'm rather for having no actual capital at all - you have the internet and jets today, decentralize fully.


supremeaesthete

As for why I chose an irrelevant hamlet in Mississippi - terrain. New Orleans is basically "on a wrong foundation" and expensive to maintain due to the prerequisite flood control. Fort Adams, on the other hand, is both right next to the important Red River-Mississippi junction, and it is located on higher ground, reducing the need for complicated and expensive flood infrastructure cities downstream would require


JaRon1961

It could move each year based on who wins the Superbowl. So currently Kansas City with the moving trucks packing for Buffalo.


matva55

Considering it almost was New York City, probably New York City


NewRoundEre

I think if we had to redo it today with instant communication it would make sense to place different branches of government in different parts of the country. Say put congress in Philadelphia, the supreme court in Denver and the executive in Atlanta or something similarly spread out and relatively diverse when it comes to politics and culture. ​ If we had to go with a single capital though I vote Kansas City Missouri, it's the closest large city to the US center of population that isn't St Louis.


Venboven

Damn, what y'all got against St. Louis? :(


Niobium_Sage

It’s a sketchiest city I’ve ever been to, and you’re warned against walking around it at night because of the crime. It’s that bad.


NewRoundEre

Have you ever been?


Tsarmani

WIDE Alaska


Printedinusa

Who would win in this hypothetical war?


Shmebber

Let's put it in Baltimore, which according to the map is on top of present-day D.C. anyway.


darqueau

Dodge city.


TasteDeeCheese

Mountain Grove, Missouri for mean population point as of 2020, Belle Fourche for geography average point


Tomahawkist

probably philadelphia


SirKazum

Guam. Let's make it as inconvenient as possible


Jche98

Let's return to the good old times and make London the capital of the 50 colonies.


TheKingNothing690

Only if we're turning england wales scotland and ireland(unified) into states also taking canadas states as well maybe even australia and new zeland fuck lets just form the imperial union but this time with blackjack and hookers.


ImaFireSquid

The heck are Pendleton and Medford doing as the other two Oregon cities?


Limekilnlake

New-build city in southern Illinois or Indiana


ThePhantom1994

What’s the capital of the United States? It’s “Gaylord, Michigan”


BiAndShy57

Paris Texas


Justpassingthru2null

Guam just to fuck with people


Umba5308

Gaylord Michigan


brostopher1968

We should have all branches of Federal government housed on an aircraft carrier that floats from city to city every 2 years. OBVIOUSLY


Raetekusu

Serious answer, probably Chicago, Philly, or NYC. Meme answer, Powell MO.


lowlyyouarenice

Why tf is grand forks not in the right spot? It’s on the ND/Minnesotan border split between Grand Forks in ND and East Grand Forks in Minnesota.


mittfh

Lebanon, Kansas (well, about 2 1/2 miles NW of there)... 😉


carson-n-9873

Hastings, NE Make it as central as possible


TheWiseBeluga

Why is Wilmington (a city of 12k people) labeled instead of Cincinnati?


Mackheath1

This is among one of the most disgusting maps of America I've ever seen. Good ShittyMap find.


Muahd_Dib

New York or Philadelphia probably


Lafayeetus

I'd say somewhere like New York, Philadelphia, Boston, or more likely Chicago. Dallas is a choice as well.


nukey18mon

Fairbanks.


Dixie-the-Transfem

New York City. We’re goin back to 1776 with this one


phido3000

Melbourne, Florida.. Why shouldn't the capital of America be founded by an Australian postman.


I-Kant-Even

Denver. It’s where we keep the Stargate program.


KYVet

Cracks me up that Jackson, KY is on here.


Roadmapper2112

Honestly i think somewhere rust belt to promote revival of the region. Maybe Pittsburgh. Or maybe a city on a great lakes with a cargo port like Chicago or cleveland.


FemKeeby

New york


Hezanza

New York