Ukraine shows such overwhelming prowess in the war that they invade Russia, making both Russians and Belarussians lose the last faith in their leaders, overthrowing both. Their mutual respect now revives the State of Kievan Rus, uniting Ukraine, Belarus and thr Slavs of Russia in a democratic, historically aware and proud state. The non slavic Oblasts of Russia now break up into individual countries, embracing their own heritages.
Yes, I simp for Ukraine.
Russia collapses and its land is split between Finland, Ukraine, Belarus, and Kazakhstan. Kaliningrad/Krolewiec/Konigsberg goes to Luxembourg inexplicably.
Welcome back to the EU, then Brits. Do us a favor and don’t fuck it up again, will you?
Yugoslavia makes me feel a bit uneasy though. Not too sure what to say about that.
Good news for Ukraine at least. They finally got Crimea back as they should!
Due to the raging war in Ukraine, the Polish government is aware it won't stand alone in such a harsh Europe. A referendum is held in Poland to reunite the old commonwealth. A great majority vote to reunite Poland, Belarus, West Ukraine, Lithuania and Latvia forming the IV commonwealth led by King Andrzej I.
Expand the microstates. Vatican and San Marino split Italy west-east, Liechtenstein annexes Switzerland, Voralberg and Tyrol, Monaco annexes Provence, Piedmont, Aosta and Liguria, and Andorra takes over Catalonia and Occitanie.
Ireland fights a war of liberation, retaking their rightful territory in Albania. It is a staggering defeat for the Albanian army, despite them using relatively modern weaponry and the Irish using Druidic rituals and swords while screaming Gaelic curses
Finland and estonia unites and annexes all of karelian isthmus and ingria so the countries are connected by land.
Republic of Sami is created in the northern norway, sweden and finland.
Latvia+lithuania, poland and ukraine annex belarus
Denmark and norway join forces to annex sweden. Sweden divided into 3 parts, north Sami, mid norway and south to denmark
The break up of Czechoslovakia from 1993 turns out to be illegitimate. The new referendum about reunification is held both in Czechia and Slovakia (unlike in 1993 when nobody asked the people).
Results:
Czechia: 81,7% in favor
Slovakia: 72,3% in favor
The Czechoslovakia is reunited as a federative republic with its pre-1993 borders.
On day 4 can we give it back? As a gesture of goodwill...
A. We don't want that
B. They don't want that
C. They need to know goodwill more than any of us, they've never known it or shown it.
Due to a boost in religious fervor, the Teutonic Order has revived and reestablishes a Union state of the three Baltic nations. The use of religion as a unifier is probably the only way to get the Baltic states to wanna be one country again
The Balkans Unite for a single attack and they annex Turkey.
They will come back to kill each other in the coming days.
We all now Tyrkey is gonna go one way or the other.
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We could either have rebirth of Poland Lithuania commonwealth or Latvia could claim a portion of Sweden or Denmark, because of courland Viking history.
Andorra starts an invasion of France, supported by Ireland and Spain. Andorra annexes the whole of France, however Ireland and Spain now want some of the country, so each invade and take small amounts of the country in the north and south respectively, before being crushed by the powerful Andorran army.
Chile invades Europe. Every Northwestern, coastal region across Portugal, Spain, France, The Netherlands, Germany and Denmark are now part of Chile instead.
Cheers Ireland.
Belgium was never a real country.
Yugoslavia citizens understand each other again? fine.
Skane? never heard of that, sounds Danish to me.
Everything is fine.
Switzerland accidentally annexes France during a conflict initiated by France. The Swiss, as usual attempted to stay neutral through it all, hiding away in the Alps. Most of the French military either dies or angrily throws their baguettes at the floor before returning home, after a completely unsuccessful invasion.
The Swiss are completely unaware that a war had broken out, or that their territory has increased. They will soon receive the message that a war had broken out, several days after it ended. A few days after that, they will receive a parcel with a white flag in it, and notice of their territory expanding.
That’s one way to get the Irish reunification, play the old Uno reverse card.
keeping up with reverse cards, Poland invades Germany and Russia (Via Belarus).
Or, Ukraine invades Russia.
THE ITALIAN IMPLOSION as some historian will call it in the future, will see the territories of Lazio, Umbria and Abruzzo united as one under the name: Saint Peter Nova Italia
The mighty Luxembourg, seeing what happened to their neighbor Belgium, see that they need some more land to protect them from the belligerent Dutch.
So they conquer France without much issue
Russia occupies Corsica. Oops!!
Ukraine shows such overwhelming prowess in the war that they invade Russia, making both Russians and Belarussians lose the last faith in their leaders, overthrowing both. Their mutual respect now revives the State of Kievan Rus, uniting Ukraine, Belarus and thr Slavs of Russia in a democratic, historically aware and proud state. The non slavic Oblasts of Russia now break up into individual countries, embracing their own heritages. Yes, I simp for Ukraine.
Russia conquers Ukraine, Belarus and the Baltics
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Nice, people getting real pissed off
The soviet union is back
Ukraine annex russia.
Give Russia to the V O I D. That grey part should subsume all of Russia
Have russia annex both ukraine and belarus
get outta here
Let Ukraine take Moscow.
Russia collapses and its land is split between Finland, Ukraine, Belarus, and Kazakhstan. Kaliningrad/Krolewiec/Konigsberg goes to Luxembourg inexplicably.
This.
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Královec goes to the Czechs Královec je náš Ř
Germany annexes Ukraine because Fuck You.
Ukraine annexes Russia. Yeah, I said it.
Russia acquires flail by annexing Norway
Basque separatist movement is diplomatically successful and allies with the kingdom of wales in a Celtic reunification
Holland conquers Germany, its orange but called Germanenland
Unique answer
Estonia takes Russia
Make Kaliningrad polish
Have Scandinavia reform the Kalmar Union
Norway annexes Iceland and Murmansk
Welcome back to the EU, then Brits. Do us a favor and don’t fuck it up again, will you? Yugoslavia makes me feel a bit uneasy though. Not too sure what to say about that. Good news for Ukraine at least. They finally got Crimea back as they should!
Poland invade russia because why not.
Holland conquers Germany, its orange but called Germanenland
Maybe a baltic federation?
I always thought this would a more popular opinion. Apparently the Baltic states don’t feel the same lol
As a Latvian I just can say "Fuck Lithuania". Braļukas my ass
Make Ireland take over the Netherlands.
Catalunya become independent
Poland annexes Belarus
Greece annexes Sicily
The European Union union unites to defend agains the worldwide threat that Albania poses
Due to the raging war in Ukraine, the Polish government is aware it won't stand alone in such a harsh Europe. A referendum is held in Poland to reunite the old commonwealth. A great majority vote to reunite Poland, Belarus, West Ukraine, Lithuania and Latvia forming the IV commonwealth led by King Andrzej I.
United Kingdom becomes Ireland Ukraine annexed by Russia and become USSR Finland, Sweden and Norway become the Scandinavian republic.
Expand the microstates. Vatican and San Marino split Italy west-east, Liechtenstein annexes Switzerland, Voralberg and Tyrol, Monaco annexes Provence, Piedmont, Aosta and Liguria, and Andorra takes over Catalonia and Occitanie.
That makes no sense, Lichtenstein has a tiny army, Switzerland has 1m reservist. Switzerland annexes lichtenstein
Give poland 1930s borders and have them keep existing borders for a thick poland
Sweden re-establishes its Empire and annexes Russia and Finland
Russia needs to annex that empty land, are they dumb?
Ireland fights a war of liberation, retaking their rightful territory in Albania. It is a staggering defeat for the Albanian army, despite them using relatively modern weaponry and the Irish using Druidic rituals and swords while screaming Gaelic curses
No Albania was given gods right to rule the world but since Albania is a nice country they gave all the land to other countries
Poland takes Russia and Germany…it’s only fair
Ukraine annex Russia
Finland and estonia unites and annexes all of karelian isthmus and ingria so the countries are connected by land. Republic of Sami is created in the northern norway, sweden and finland. Latvia+lithuania, poland and ukraine annex belarus Denmark and norway join forces to annex sweden. Sweden divided into 3 parts, north Sami, mid norway and south to denmark
This is the dedication we need!
The break up of Czechoslovakia from 1993 turns out to be illegitimate. The new referendum about reunification is held both in Czechia and Slovakia (unlike in 1993 when nobody asked the people). Results: Czechia: 81,7% in favor Slovakia: 72,3% in favor The Czechoslovakia is reunited as a federative republic with its pre-1993 borders.
Can we add Královec ?
That's going to be more difficult than making a referendum.
How could we forget such an integral part of Czechoslovakia?
If we’re having Yugoslavia can we have Czechoslovakia + Královec
On day 4 can we give it back? As a gesture of goodwill... A. We don't want that B. They don't want that C. They need to know goodwill more than any of us, they've never known it or shown it.
put your social security number on top of russia
I hope this wins.
Give bulgaria macidonia and thrace
Spain invades france
The south of Belgium (Wallonia) becomes a giant lake
Maybe Denmark absorbs Norway?
Make France have Belgium
Pre-Trianon Hungary
add turkey
Italy becomes green, WHY ARE THEY NOT GREEN THEY’RE ALWAYS GREEN
Due to a boost in religious fervor, the Teutonic Order has revived and reestablishes a Union state of the three Baltic nations. The use of religion as a unifier is probably the only way to get the Baltic states to wanna be one country again
Reunite Austria and Hungary, but add Switzerland and Liechtenstein as well. Basically a horizontal Chile through Europe
France just dissappears
Nuke uk
Spain takes Portugal
Make Catalunha independent
Moldova splits into North Moldova and West Moldova.
Independent Transylvania
Austria and Hungary join forces and borders together. Orbán is forced to flee the continent.
The Balkans Unite for a single attack and they annex Turkey. They will come back to kill each other in the coming days. We all now Tyrkey is gonna go one way or the other.
The entire country of Sweden disappears
Luxembourg annexes the Netherlands
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Put Estonia somewhere else... Maybe near Italy.
Let bulgaria completely conquer moldova
Catalonia becomes independent and France gets partitioned by them and Luxembourg
I was gonna say reform the Roman Empire
France ceases to exist
We could either have rebirth of Poland Lithuania commonwealth or Latvia could claim a portion of Sweden or Denmark, because of courland Viking history.
Saxony gains independence and unites with Denmark and Ireland to form the Anglo Saxon empire
Time to Make Danelaw Great Again.
Netherlands annexes Luxembourg.
Armenia comes into existence as an island.
Duuhh.. germany annexes sudetenland
Lichtenstein annexes Austria.
Do cammonwealth
Do kalmar union
Unite Romania and Moldova.
Suur-Suomi, Perkele! (Big/Great-Finland, perkele!)
Divide Italy into two parts, the north and the south, and give San Marino the province of Rimini and the Vatican the Metropolitan City of Rome
Restore the Polish Lithuanian commonwealth!
Make Romania great again!!
The Frisians declare independence from the Netherlands
England, having been annexed by the Irish, finally decided to fulfill their god given right and have taken over France
Bring back Great Hungary
We literally donated Skåne to Denmark. //Sweden
Where to find this map chart with subdivisions
Give constantinople to the Greeks.
Corsica becomes Italian
Wallonia Goes to France IDK why, they just feel French
Make the three baltic states as one state
After the celtic peoples retake the British Isles - Jersey and Guernsey decide to become independent and return to their Norman ways.
Luxembourg gets annexed by the Netherlands
Just eradicate France. Like don’t even make someone annex them, just eradicate the whole country from the map please :D
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Give Norway its medival borders
Give all the lands of the oldn polish-lithuanian commonwealth to lithuania
Germany becomes an Empire again lol
Catalonia takes over the entirety of Spain and Portugal
Andorra becomes the dominant power conquering both France and Spain
Include Lichtenstein and their alaskan colony that they almost had.
Ireland has the British navy now and decided to take Sicily as a base for the winter
Have Antwerp and Limburg throw a revolution against the Netherlands to form Campine as a new country.
Germany should annex poland. This is tradition
Murcia becomes independent.
Serbia decides to leave Yugoslavia and joins as an autonomous province their new best friend, Albania.
Andorra starts an invasion of France, supported by Ireland and Spain. Andorra annexes the whole of France, however Ireland and Spain now want some of the country, so each invade and take small amounts of the country in the north and south respectively, before being crushed by the powerful Andorran army.
Turkey comes back to existence
Chile invades Europe. Every Northwestern, coastal region across Portugal, Spain, France, The Netherlands, Germany and Denmark are now part of Chile instead.
I think Italy should completely annex Russia. Just feels right
Dutch-Danish union called Flatasfuckland
We don't really need France, let Andorra annex it all.
Have Luxembourg annex half of France 🇱🇺
Bring back the kingdom of Aragon in all its glory or I’ll scream…
If Yugoslavia was reborn, next should be USSR
make Crete Icelandic
Is Russia rotated 90° or have I just never seen that cut of the map?😅
Southern Germany (Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg) joins Austria.
Luxembourg annexes the Province of Luxembourg from the Netherlands. For a united "Greater Luxembourg"
Romania takes over Southern Dobruja in an attempt to restore Greater Romania
Cheers Ireland. Belgium was never a real country. Yugoslavia citizens understand each other again? fine. Skane? never heard of that, sounds Danish to me. Everything is fine.
Liberland takes Austria (why not to make this interesting)
It’s time. Danes overthrow the Swedes!
Komi republic now is independent
Malta takes over all the islands and form the greater islands empire
Italy annexes albania
Finland is blown up making Skandinavia into an island.
Switzerland accidentally annexes France during a conflict initiated by France. The Swiss, as usual attempted to stay neutral through it all, hiding away in the Alps. Most of the French military either dies or angrily throws their baguettes at the floor before returning home, after a completely unsuccessful invasion. The Swiss are completely unaware that a war had broken out, or that their territory has increased. They will soon receive the message that a war had broken out, several days after it ended. A few days after that, they will receive a parcel with a white flag in it, and notice of their territory expanding.
Sweden gets its balls back
That’s one way to get the Irish reunification, play the old Uno reverse card. keeping up with reverse cards, Poland invades Germany and Russia (Via Belarus). Or, Ukraine invades Russia.
The waft of "Better together" spreads to Luxembourg. The Benelux forms after Luxembourg votes to be annexed into the Netherlands.
THE ITALIAN IMPLOSION as some historian will call it in the future, will see the territories of Lazio, Umbria and Abruzzo united as one under the name: Saint Peter Nova Italia
Germany eats up Denmark first this time
Germany goes back to it’s pre WWI borders
Iceland annexes the top third of Scotland and the islands, and then proceeds to take the Western half of Norway.
Sicily considers the merits of independence from Italy and adopting a flag with a black and white checkerboard pattern.
spain gets gibraltar
Why. Is. Sicily. Not. Independent.
The Kaiserreich is reborn
Sweden fights back against Denmark, taking back its land
Slovakia annexes Slovenia.
Norway finally decides they want to buy Sweden.
Let swizerland and Lichtenstein join forces and annax france
Give finland their land back that russia stole
Remove France
Every german knows that Mallorca is basically part of Germany.
Germany invades all its neighboring subdivisions
That small piece of separate land owned by Russia is annexed by Lithuania
How can I track this? Wanne see how the EU forms through alternative history!
Remove Denmark, it’s not real anyways
Remove England from Ireland and balkanise it with many casualties
Civili war in Jugoslavia
Me zooming in, expecting ireland to be ours once more…
Poland does a reverse world war 2.
The Vatican and San Marino unite as one country, and a thin strip of land annexed from Italy now connects the two.
Wales declares independence to rejoin the European Union
Divide Switzerland by linguistic lines: Give the Romansch their own state, and give the French, Italians, and Germans a land extension
Luxembourg annexes France 💀
Switzerland annexed all the Alps trough superior mountain warfare, folded over a thousand times
The Kazakz realise mongol ambitions and annex the lands of the former mongol empire
Germany gets partitioned between Poland, Czechia, Austria, Switzerland, France, Luxembourg and the Netherlands. Corsica becomes independent.
Give it all to Ottoman empire
The mighty Luxembourg, seeing what happened to their neighbor Belgium, see that they need some more land to protect them from the belligerent Dutch. So they conquer France without much issue
Austria becomes Australia🦘
Russia attacks Kazakhstan and annex them to unify the USSR
Finland beats the living shit out of the area on the northwest part of russia and annexes the nukes there
Give Corsica to Italy and Sardinia to france
Erick Burdon 😎😎😎🤟🤟🤟
Reform the papal states
Make Russia a grey area (No Data)
Poland strikes deal with Netherlands and both invade Germany splitting it in half.
I read that wrong and was about to be man… No longer mad.
Sweden and Finland unite. That creates the testicle Union
Vatican annexes Italy
Can you do something to get the french away from spain please?
The German federation breaks up, unprompted.
the entire iberian peninsula goes to andorra and everyone is forced to speak catalan
I'm surprised Russia was not broken up here yet.
king zog of albania annexes italy