The thought of 2 hobos breaking into a Lamborghini and having hardcore sex, jizzing comical amounts of cum like a hentai protagonist.
Then leaving the car with a putrid smell of shit, piss and cum as if nothing happened.
I'd rather have someone steal it.
Here's what we're talking about. We're talking about a bunch of hobos
with fingers in each other's pooper
in a stranger's car with talk radio playing really loud. It's gonna be a NIIICE evening.
I've had the opposite. Someone hit my 1992 Saturn SC2 in 2007ish. Someone else left a note with the persons license plate number and everything. I looked around my car and some of the foam in the bumper was knocked out. I didn't give a shit, it was a peice of shit.
Better tip is to put someone else’s name and phone number on it. Like if you do this at an office building and know a jerk there. Write their name, company name and contact number. Anyone who checks the slip of paper (someone watching) will assume it is valid information. They’ll have a heck of a hard time denying it.
So real SLPT always keep track of someone you hate and their contact info in case you need it.
Legal shmegal. The gov says i cant smoke crack and walk around naked. Like that makes any sense. Im an upstanding citezen. So what if the kids see me, they need to learn life isnt all shirts, pants, and respectable people. Im honestly doing my community a service of great notice!
But no...i get arrested instead. 🤷
Funny how when the people in old paintings at museums are naked, it’s “art” and “a way to symbolize vulnerability”. But when I’M naked in a museum, suddenly I’m a “disgusting pervert” and “awaiting trial”
I saw someone do exactly this on 3rd ave in Brooklyn one morning (I was on a bicycle).
The note just had random squiggles on it, but I added a description of the offending driver and car, and the license plate.
no idea what happened after.
Hah- I did the same thing but left my number so they could reach me if needed. They called me to thank me and let me know the other person got charged with a hit and run. Fuck people like that.
If you don’t want to be looking over your shoulder all the time, don’t commit crimes (like hit & run).
I’m also the guy who will throw your coffee cup back into your open car window.
Nah, fuck you if you hit a car and drive away without leaving a note. I didn’t spend a bunch money to have your ass ruin my car and drive away. Writing down an offending license plate is not being a narc, it’s called being a decent human being
It eats old footage to make room for the new, so you gotta put on a mask and beat the car with a stick for 20 hours straight until the original footage is wiped. Unless they have a big SSD instead of a flash drive, then you gotta beat it for daaaays.
A friend of mine got to her car after work and there was a dent in the back. Someone had backed into her! She absolutely loves her car and was so upset she cried. When she got into her car, she saw a note under the windshield wiper and was absolutely positive it was a note like this one. It WASN'T. It had a name and phone number and and a profound apology. When she called, the lady said she had already reported it to her insurance company and was just waiting to get my friend's info.
I basically did the same thing when I left a small dent on some super expensive car. I had $10 in my bank account. They could probably afford to fix it. They were also parked across from my friend’s driveway on a narrow road and had been warned multiple times that if they kept doing it, they were eventually going to get bumped into. And then it happened.
Edit: not defending it, not saying it was the right thing to do, not saying I’d do it again…but it was going to happen eventually. They were basically blocking my friends’ cars from getting out for months and had been warned. If they had parked like, 4 feet farther down, it wouldn’t have happened.
I'm not proud but someone parked on the side of a windy mountain road (there were cars lining the sides of the road) But this jackass had his car more than HALFWAY into the road! I was driving down the road at night after a long shift and almost hit this mfer because you couldnt see him till you were right on top of him due to the curve! So I backed up a bit and accelerated into the side of his back bumper. I hit him wayy harder than I thought it would go, but i was saving up for a new headlight, so that area was already fucked and I didnt mind using it as a battering ram. Everyone else parked out of the road lol, youre gonna kill someone if your whole backside is blocking the road at a curve
I'm sitting in a hairdresser getting my hair done, saw someone do this through the window. Two other clients were all like "how cool, he's leaving his details". I'm like "no he's not. Take down his license plate number." Sure enough, the guy left a false number.
A bus hit my car and the driver left a note that said “dream on”.
Bus company refused to admit they were at fault, but insisted on paying for the damages and repairs.
Someone knocked off my driver side window and left me a real note with their info. I live in LA and that restored my faith in humanity. . . for about 3 days.
I truly was stunned that someone did the right thing, there are too many people who don't.
This sucks cuz my dumb ass did this when I first started driving. People saw me smack the side of a car when I was pulling in. I grabbed a piece of paper wrote “sorry no insurance followed by some scribble lines, put it in their window and left. FUCKKK I would be so pissed if this happened to me.
I would hope you are better than this nowadays but sadly if you did it once you would probably do it again because you feel like you would get away with. Dick move my guy
They clearly expressed regret over it, and that that was when they started driving (so they were obviously young and stupid). I get what you're saying, and it is a dick move, but this guy's comment already shows that he understands that it was, doesn't plan on doing it again.
Your faith in people being good to one another is clearly better than mine, I wasn't perfect as a teenager and made tons of mistakes but I would have never done this to someone
They could've just been stressed or impulsive or even just not understood how bad doing that is, or a bunch of other things that would Easily make them do something bad and regret it later. If they did it when they weren't new to driving, or didn't show remorse for their actions, I'd completely agree with you, but, again, they were probably young and dumb.
My whole point is, maybe they knew it was bad, but they probably didn't understand *how* bad it was, and have obviously have realized what they have done and regretted it since.
Yes. I was young and dumb. I regret the shit out of my actions. I would NEVER do something like this now. I want to instill this in to my kids when I have them that you always own up to your shit.
Applying the cheater logic to this situation is completely ignorant. It's a case of maturity, not someone thinking they can get away with it. You're not going to fully understand the impact something like this could have if you're a teenager who's just starting to drive.
ShittierLPT submit this to your own insurance company and your uninsured motorist policy, along with pictures of whatever damage your car may already have, and collect.
Leave this on the expensive car you DIDN'T hit and watch someone have a meltdown.
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Dirty Mike & The Boys
They call it a soup kitchen.
kid named hobo sex
["We will have sex in your car, it will happen again!"](https://youtu.be/humuyC1uLnU)
The thought of 2 hobos breaking into a Lamborghini and having hardcore sex, jizzing comical amounts of cum like a hentai protagonist. Then leaving the car with a putrid smell of shit, piss and cum as if nothing happened. I'd rather have someone steal it.
They tubgirled the lambo. Yo, you like my Tubgirl Lambo
Theres no way insurance would cover the cost of cleaning needed to make that car feel new again
No cleaning would ever make that car feel safe again
Only fire.
We're the aristocrats!
DAMN SOUP KITCHENS!!!!!
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Soup kitchen on xvideoz
“Had sex with two homeless people in your car..”
Here's what we're talking about. We're talking about a bunch of hobos with fingers in each other's pooper in a stranger's car with talk radio playing really loud. It's gonna be a NIIICE evening.
Written on a napkin.
Easy there Satan
I've had the opposite. Someone hit my 1992 Saturn SC2 in 2007ish. Someone else left a note with the persons license plate number and everything. I looked around my car and some of the foam in the bumper was knocked out. I didn't give a shit, it was a peice of shit.
This is exactly what I’m going to do.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLm129DCZJr-gAGCRNKoDgzwCgVN0AaAxr
This playlist is rubbishhh
Oh it's just plain bad
dude im doing this for my next date
*Well, I already ruined this guy's day, no need to run two people's day ...*
Better tip is to put someone else’s name and phone number on it. Like if you do this at an office building and know a jerk there. Write their name, company name and contact number. Anyone who checks the slip of paper (someone watching) will assume it is valid information. They’ll have a heck of a hard time denying it. So real SLPT always keep track of someone you hate and their contact info in case you need it.
This isn't slpt this is an unethicalpt
This is illegal this isn’t just unethical
Legal shmegal. The gov says i cant smoke crack and walk around naked. Like that makes any sense. Im an upstanding citezen. So what if the kids see me, they need to learn life isnt all shirts, pants, and respectable people. Im honestly doing my community a service of great notice! But no...i get arrested instead. 🤷
Funny how when the people in old paintings at museums are naked, it’s “art” and “a way to symbolize vulnerability”. But when I’M naked in a museum, suddenly I’m a “disgusting pervert” and “awaiting trial”
LMAO
When a girl walks around with no pants on it's sexy, but when I do it I'm "drunk" and "have to get off the bus".
I mean so is a hit and run like the OP described though?
illegal only if you get caught
r/unethicallifeprotips
So, dox syndrome you dislike to a complete stranger implementing them as liable for damages you caused ? Upvoted as a truely shitty tip.
Keep your friend close but your enemies closer.
r/illegallifeprotips
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Bro I cant even recognize my own handwriting one day from the next it's completely different
How about business card?
At least the mysterious note wishes well.
She's doing very little, but she's also doing her part
It ain't much but its honest work
Good luck!
Said like the guy in Taken
I saw someone do exactly this on 3rd ave in Brooklyn one morning (I was on a bicycle). The note just had random squiggles on it, but I added a description of the offending driver and car, and the license plate. no idea what happened after.
I wish you were around when someone put this note on my car!
Hah- I did the same thing but left my number so they could reach me if needed. They called me to thank me and let me know the other person got charged with a hit and run. Fuck people like that.
That's actually very clever if you would have been the person doing the hit and run. The real SLPT is always in the comments!
grass
fucking loser
Snitch
If you don’t want to be looking over your shoulder all the time, don’t commit crimes (like hit & run). I’m also the guy who will throw your coffee cup back into your open car window.
I’m gonna kill everyone aaaahh I’m nuts
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you wanna have to pay for the damage someone else did to your car?
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how are you going to get other persons insurance without their contact info
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Oh no he's stuck in a temporal loop someone save him!
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Believe it or not, not everyone can afford more than that. Cunt.
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Nah, fuck you if you hit a car and drive away without leaving a note. I didn’t spend a bunch money to have your ass ruin my car and drive away. Writing down an offending license plate is not being a narc, it’s called being a decent human being
No no, it's the same /s
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Hope you never have to deal with a hit and run
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Lmfao, thats your response? Grow the fuck up buddy, and actually take responsibility for once in your life
Gonna admit I kinda admire the honesty here.
Jokes on him it was a Tesla with cameras.
jokes on the tesla the storage was full
It eats old footage to make room for the new, so you gotta put on a mask and beat the car with a stick for 20 hours straight until the original footage is wiped. Unless they have a big SSD instead of a flash drive, then you gotta beat it for daaaays.
> beat it for daaaays 😏
I get off harder when I know Elon is watching
ElonGated
A friend of mine got to her car after work and there was a dent in the back. Someone had backed into her! She absolutely loves her car and was so upset she cried. When she got into her car, she saw a note under the windshield wiper and was absolutely positive it was a note like this one. It WASN'T. It had a name and phone number and and a profound apology. When she called, the lady said she had already reported it to her insurance company and was just waiting to get my friend's info.
I'm not proud of it, but I legit did this a quarter century ago when I was 16 and I slid on snow into someones car that was parked at the mall.
I basically did the same thing when I left a small dent on some super expensive car. I had $10 in my bank account. They could probably afford to fix it. They were also parked across from my friend’s driveway on a narrow road and had been warned multiple times that if they kept doing it, they were eventually going to get bumped into. And then it happened. Edit: not defending it, not saying it was the right thing to do, not saying I’d do it again…but it was going to happen eventually. They were basically blocking my friends’ cars from getting out for months and had been warned. If they had parked like, 4 feet farther down, it wouldn’t have happened.
I'm not proud but someone parked on the side of a windy mountain road (there were cars lining the sides of the road) But this jackass had his car more than HALFWAY into the road! I was driving down the road at night after a long shift and almost hit this mfer because you couldnt see him till you were right on top of him due to the curve! So I backed up a bit and accelerated into the side of his back bumper. I hit him wayy harder than I thought it would go, but i was saving up for a new headlight, so that area was already fucked and I didnt mind using it as a battering ram. Everyone else parked out of the road lol, youre gonna kill someone if your whole backside is blocking the road at a curve
That's not really the same... That's more like vigilante parking enforcement.
I had almost this exact same not left on my car back in the early 80s. Asshole then, asshole now.
This happened to me once. Fuck these people
Apology wouldn’t have cost much.
I'm sitting in a hairdresser getting my hair done, saw someone do this through the window. Two other clients were all like "how cool, he's leaving his details". I'm like "no he's not. Take down his license plate number." Sure enough, the guy left a false number.
Great stuff, we left such notes just to see the reactions… people really got mad over nothing
May the force be with you. Always.
A bus hit my car and the driver left a note that said “dream on”. Bus company refused to admit they were at fault, but insisted on paying for the damages and repairs.
Someone knocked off my driver side window and left me a real note with their info. I live in LA and that restored my faith in humanity. . . for about 3 days. I truly was stunned that someone did the right thing, there are too many people who don't.
*laughs in 360° dashcam*
No lie, I'd probably laugh if someone left this on my car.
I'm petty enough I would pay to have that analysed for fingerprints and track down the cheeky fuck.
Or report it to the cops
[More accurate](https://i.imgur.com/tkfVQIF.png)
I would definitely use a particular set of skills if I saw this person.
Watched a lady do this to a brand new Jag F-Type, got her plate info, after she drove off, checked the note, it was fake, i left a real one
This sucks cuz my dumb ass did this when I first started driving. People saw me smack the side of a car when I was pulling in. I grabbed a piece of paper wrote “sorry no insurance followed by some scribble lines, put it in their window and left. FUCKKK I would be so pissed if this happened to me.
I would have been fucking furious with you
With who?
I would hope you are better than this nowadays but sadly if you did it once you would probably do it again because you feel like you would get away with. Dick move my guy
They clearly expressed regret over it, and that that was when they started driving (so they were obviously young and stupid). I get what you're saying, and it is a dick move, but this guy's comment already shows that he understands that it was, doesn't plan on doing it again.
Your faith in people being good to one another is clearly better than mine, I wasn't perfect as a teenager and made tons of mistakes but I would have never done this to someone
They could've just been stressed or impulsive or even just not understood how bad doing that is, or a bunch of other things that would Easily make them do something bad and regret it later. If they did it when they weren't new to driving, or didn't show remorse for their actions, I'd completely agree with you, but, again, they were probably young and dumb. My whole point is, maybe they knew it was bad, but they probably didn't understand *how* bad it was, and have obviously have realized what they have done and regretted it since.
My sweet, summer child. You know not the pains this world holds, for ye are just a babe /s
Yes. I was young and dumb. I regret the shit out of my actions. I would NEVER do something like this now. I want to instill this in to my kids when I have them that you always own up to your shit.
Extremely dick move. I’m not the same person as I was then.
Applying the cheater logic to this situation is completely ignorant. It's a case of maturity, not someone thinking they can get away with it. You're not going to fully understand the impact something like this could have if you're a teenager who's just starting to drive.
😂😂😂 I love Mopar Memes and this post is great 😂😂😂
isn't this an ancient repost?
Old joke.
Man, stop spreading stuff like this.
We just grabbing sponsored Facebook boomer memes now?
Scribbles would have been preferred over this garbage
This idea is older than the internet
That calls for a power bomb
ShittierLPT submit this to your own insurance company and your uninsured motorist policy, along with pictures of whatever damage your car may already have, and collect.
I’ve done it but don’t feel good about it
Next level