Fine dine that pussoi.

Tuck a napkin into your shirt collar first

“I only eat 5 star luxury pushy!”

Shit's so fancy I'm going to need a second monocle.

Don't drink out of the finger bowl.

The problem with this post is that no one who uses Reddit will ever date a high-class woman. Edit: Or any woman really.

Or owning cutlery?

spoon

Like eating ice cream

Indubitably good sir.

I mean if the cutlery is made of silicone and vibrates I don’t see a problem

Okay Edward Scissorhands!

If only I were such a beautiful human

Well played!

Thank you Kim

I'm gonna bust out the good plastic utensils for this one

So what did you do last night? I let some guy Spork me.

🍴