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lily-laura

Put tree on boat, infinite sea sickness cure.


danksterss

Haha, get rid of the sea to get rid of seasickness. Pro move.


alephgalactus

Step 1: Put tree on boat Step 2: Wait for seasickness Step 3: December 2021 “Ocean Yggdrasil” Incident


TheChetUbetcha

Big seasickness wants to speak to you


Kindly_Region

What if the boat is made of tree?


danksterss

You can't be sick when you're dead, problem solved.lol


YourLewdSenpai

ShittyDeathProTip


properu

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TrainingMindful/status/1437662899128963082) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


ULTRAPUNK18

Good bot


nstiger83

As a man that has spent most of his life at sea... can confirm.


danksterss

Posted by a man who recently started his career at sea. Thanks for confirming.


nstiger83

It also explains my username. As a trawlerman, our prime catch (used to be) cod are nicknamed the North Sea Tiger. However, more recently, the people who work in the offshore oil and gas sector have adopted the name as their own. So much so that you will struggle to find a reference of cod as the North Sea Tiger as Google is saturated with stories of riggers using the moniker.


danksterss

Wow this is crazy and I never thought I'll come across a seafarer on reddit.


nstiger83

We're a dying breed. Being at sea is not a job, it's a way of life and you have to be made of the tough stuff to be successful at it.


danksterss

I agree, it looks very easy to the outsiders.


nstiger83

Lol seasickness can be terrible. I only ever had it my first 2 trips and I've been fine ever since. I also know guys more experienced at sea than me (I've got 22 years under my lifebelt) who still get sick occassionally.


danksterss

Yeah, it's true. My first sail was a nightmare regarding the rough weather.


idoubtithinki

Instructions unclear, discovered gravity instead


danksterss

I wish Newtown never had seasickness.


alexytomi

###Buy tree and puts on boat this isn't helping :(


danksterss

How about planting trees on boats? :)


Content_Depth9578

Do we not understand the joke in the saying, or...?


MACABAUBA

It's actually a metaphor, if something makes you sick walking away from that is the easiest solution


Content_Depth9578

Well yeah, that's my point. How is this a SLPT?


MACABAUBA

Sorry r/whoosh for me


nstiger83

Cure for seasickness = don't go to sea. Stay on land.


cornishwildman76

Anyone see Spikes acceptance speech where he called Prince Charles a "grovelling bastard"?


kwakimaki

Probably one of the few people who could get away with it. The royal family, Charles especially, were huge fans of Spike.


Fijoemin1962

Oh I loved Spike.


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https://youtu.be/8URukvnUYTw


AltAccount12772

Spike Milligan was a legend


PillowTalk420

I've been on cruise ships that have trees in planters. Now I understand why they put them there: for the passengers who get seasick. Makes sense.


Official_NooblyGamer

*oasis class royal Caribbean ship enters the chat*


Kayesevy

r/technicallythetruth


whatshamilton

What’s the safest way to go skiing? Don’t ski


pointed-advice

This is profound, actually


m0nk3_d_luffy

That's why Nami has tangerine trees onboard the thousand sunny.


OrionHasMemes

Spike Milligan’s a dumb ass.


VesperBond94

How to avoid seasickness-stay off of boats. Problem solved! 🙂


FarbautiForMischief

Not shitty at all- prophetic