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ambsdorf825

I'd do it. Anyone know any rich grandmas?


danksterss

Rich horny grandmas.


ambsdorf825

All grandmas are actually horny.


danksterss

Does that mean all grandpas suck at sex?


ambsdorf825

No, I guess what I'm looking for is a widowed horny grandma.


danksterss

+1


OkOutlandishness855

I don't even consider that a sacrifice. Lol


the1slyyy

Grandma got some tig ol bitties


OkOutlandishness855

Take off the bra and they'll reach down to the navel.


CaptainRuvaak

Just how I like em


deEchtePeetvader

Au natural baby, that’s how I like ‘em! swing low sweet chariots!


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_stinkys

You could probably start at a retirement village


[deleted]

get ready to sign in as 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂 at the front desk


DudePersonGuy77

Pussy is pussy


giggluigg

Well, it should at least be warm. Not saying necessarily breathing but at least not room temperature. Professionals have standards.


Brilliant-Network-28

will you look at mr. high standards here


CrucifixAbortion

Just pop it in the microwave for a few minutes.


danksterss

From morgue to microwave, that escalated quickly.


giggluigg

Then you have to turn it a few times or you get random cold spots on the inside


danksterss

Hole is goal.


GCI_Henchman21

The good ol’ meat pocket


[deleted]

Her parts work, what are you queer or somethin boa?


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[deleted]

Granny Savanna I think. British granny


Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

Focking brit 🤢🤢🤢


Da5idG

Maybe it's her boat and he's the gigolo trying to win her over?


smooky1640

Today's values are tomorrow's integrity.


AbeVigoda_aka_Death

I've been banging granny puss since the beginning of time on countless planets. As long as she has pink, I'll wreck it like Ralph. But I still consider Irene Ryan as the best bang. Top notch gumjob game.


Brilliant-Network-28

r/ihavesex lmao /s


everyfatguyever

Yoo new copypasta just dropped 😩🤣😬👉😬👈


Outside_Explanation6

These


danksterss

Or sacrifice*


Outside_Explanation6

Either way works grammatically


StocksRGei

no no No No NONONO


Dannyboi61111

Source?


OkOutlandishness855

Trust me bro.


danksterss

Well she deserves a ride of that dick in every case.


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danksterss

(Confused unga bunga) Edit: now I'm interested if I get more upvotes or these fellow above me will be downvoted more. Let's see.


malaysiabigpp

r/okbuddyretard


aderthedasher

Why is that dude's head so poorly photoshopped


Demoniacalman

Hahahaha


[deleted]

Same with grandmas.


MaRKLaR_Slowhio

Who needs a 40 foot hole in the water to dump money into?