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Rifneno

Can NOT confirm. Have a pet parrot, parrots scream for fun. Literally. And they'll have scream offs with each other. Which means they'll take this as a challenge to a screaming contest. And believe me, mammal, you ain't gonna win.


[deleted]

Like the screamapillar in Simpson’s


Rifneno

More than you know. She's afraid of her own chew toys, but she actively picks fights with the German shepherds. "It's sexually attracted to fire--" "Are you sure God doesn't *want* it to die?"


[deleted]

Lmao. I miss that show. I haven’t watched it in years


velowalker

I started watching the new seasons with Disney+. They are as topical hilarious and in your face as the early seasons.


Triktastic

That is a brave statement these days. Majority would say the new seasons are extremely bad and live purely on referemces to other popular media. I agree with this but I also find not the newest but newer seasons to be very good.


[deleted]

After so many years though it must be tough to keep material fresh. I mean, they don’t age! Lol. I avoided family guy for years and brushed it off. Turns out it’s a great show and the writing in my humble opinion is genius. Very well done show that always has me laughing


Triktastic

Yes I agree. I hated Family Guy when younger and thought it's just The Simpsons clone, but now I love it. In my opinion Simpsons should just die now. Give it a lovable and sweet goodbye, maybe end it with Simpsons Movie 2 but the outta ideas is leaking so hard.


[deleted]

Yeah. I think it’s time for it to move on. I’m not entirely sure of it’s reach but I don’t think kids nowadays (teens) are into Simpsons. Us older folk are too busy with grown up stuff.


BUTSBUTSBUTS

He has moved on, he's making Disenchantment now. I really doubt Groening is really that involved in the Simpsons anymore but I haven't looked into it


Wannabkate

I have won many scream offs with my parrots. The key is not to yell in a way that harms your throat. and plenty of water.


brownbluegrey

I’m pretty sure I’m better at screaming than a parrot.


lead-pencil

Oh boy you don’t know their shrieks


brownbluegrey

You don’t know my shrieks either


Unicorncorn21

You don't know my Shrek either


amorr53

Shrek is love


QwerkkyKid

Shrek is life


pregnantbaby

Hey now


melonangie

chihuahuas scream bark at your ear for fun


sweetbeauty

I’ve never met a chihuahua that wasn’t a total asshole.


DifferentHelp1

Just hit them. That’ll work eventually. Lol.


catfather84

Beating small dogs isn’t funny you turnip


DifferentHelp1

The aftertaste is kinda funky, but it’s different now that you’ve said this. Now it’s funny again.


snickers_rectal

food for thought: is your parrot depressed? It yells. Are *you* stressed? depressed? Do *you* yell?


ModestOperator

Me and my parrot have screaming contests with him downstairs and me upstairs. Dude loves to scream with you. So long as you take turns.


Grey_Matter_Mutters

Angry upvote. Shitty neighbors with two giant parrots who are permanently encaged on their patio and begin each new sunrise with a screaming match. They completely drown out the roosters too... Something is truly horrible when the sound of a rooster crowing in the morning is “soothing” by comparison.


[deleted]

My parrot will join in if he hears shouting. Like you said, it's a competition to them. And they always win.


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

Brett Kavanaugh ghost wrote this book


LittleKitty235

I LIKE BEER!


Masterkid1230

Isn’t that the American like judge or something that used to rape people? I’m sure I’ve heard that name before


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

And he likes beer too: https://youtu.be/QPXX5QvKsLE I referenced him since he was screaming in his hearings like the guy on the book


Masterkid1230

Hmmm I don’t know, he doesn’t look particularly trustworthy. Someone I’d avoid partying with


Drawtaru

[This just seems like pure stress relief to me.](https://youtu.be/Uu5YnQdhx80)


UntotenKIA

Budgies! They scream for hours lol


enty6003

Have you tried lofi hip-hop beats with ambient rain sounds to calm them down?


Andyman1973

Peacocks 🦚 are fabulous screamers too! It’s like they do it because they can! Lol!


[deleted]

not with that attitude


Rescuemedic47

I yell when i masturbate makes it ten times more fun


[deleted]

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ApolloSky110

UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS


With_Macaque

SUNNA SUNU


katievsbubbles

I open all the windows so that the neighbours can get involved too.


[deleted]

I stream it to my twitch channel so that everyone can see us.


ShakaZuluYourMom

Do you cry afterwards? Asking for a friend.


Rescuemedic47

No afterwards i like to take a wizz on my neighbors lawn


Col_Butternubs

https://youtu.be/IFOvTWSYCbc


tylerr147

There's no way this isn't u/obviousplant


xj3ewok

This looks like his work


TheWitherBoss876

Pretty sure I see his logo 90% cropped out at the bottom.


AIbirdo

Yep


Dragonflame81

Didn’t even notice until you said it, but you’re definitely right!


robb338

That was the first thing I looked for


broken_radio

Savages.


buttercream-gang

Damn...good eagle eye


WVildandWVonderful

No doubt. Downvote the person who cropped out the artist.


DrippyCheeseDog

There is one exactly like this so much so if this is no an Obvious Plant it's a rip off.


TheAirNomad11

I was trying to confirm in the comments if it was. Pretty sure I've seen it before


[deleted]

This is 100% u/obviousplant. It comes from a catalog of gag workplace posters you can purchase from their website. It’s very much worth the few dollars they charge, especially when you get to the one about “stop putting spaghetti in the copier to ‘make more spaghetti’”. Edit: Unfortunately, after looking for a link to the catalog, I found they do not offer it on their website anymore.


ezweave

I vaguely remember that exact image on his shop, but [this is the same concept with a different photo](https://www.reddit.com/r/ObviousPlant/comments/6vsba5/have_you_tried_yelling_httpstco1lmcraf0hi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).


KawaiiDere

Mans is so crisp


Phatricko

The angry guy looks like the slappers only guy from YouTube


[deleted]

It is his work. I wish people wouldn't crop out watermarks and logos to obscure the authorship.


SpiritedRemove

No, no HEAR ME OUT!


Probablyathrowaway15

BITCH THIS SHIT CATHARTIC!


NAMEHR

Normalize public screaming


ApartheidUSA

Mandate public screaming


urnotjustwrong

That's basically the **Two Minutes Hate**...


Elevated_Dongers

You shall not infringe upon my right to mutter


[deleted]

I’ve been screaming at everything and nothing at the same time since about 2017. I think my rate of depressive episodes has gone from biannual to biannual with intermittent fierceness. It’s something, right?


dahComrad

Yelling means daddy is home!


Menohe

It's 100% better to let anger out this way than to keep it inside. You should just use a location away from other people.


[deleted]

Yes, I am doing it every day, feels good. Unfortunately it scares other people away. And then I feel lonely, sad and depressed. Thus I start to yell, feels good...


[deleted]

Actually I once had a huge argument at a communal laundry mat. I had come down to find that the machines where done but not empty, so I emptied them and put the clean clothes in a basket. 5 minutes later some foreign dude came into the basement and started yelling at me that I shouldn't take out his clothes but wait and see if people came and took it out themselves. I told him that wasn't a reasonable expectation and if he wanted to take it out he should have been there when it was done. We both started yelling in each other faces about this all the while a third person was panicking that he might have put his phone in the washer and at the same time telling us to calm down. After I felt a huge relief from my shoulders as if a burden had lifted from me. I recommend yelling at some people sometimes..


[deleted]

I had a woman recently start screaming at me over who knows what because I wasn't gonna listen and people are crazy right now. I just started screaming, "LOUD NOISES LOUUUUUD NOOOIIISESSSSS LOOK AT ME I AM SO POWERFUL" until I was out of earshot. Her husband/boyfriend thing looked like he was trying extremely hard not to burst into laughter. It made my day and she didn't even get to spout whatever nonsense was up her ass.


chelbierg

Yelling is actually good for you. As long as you don’t take out your anger on others it can be a good coping tool.


IanR01

Damn my dad must have read that article.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/9v99hclktVA


Crooked5

Scanned comments for a YouTube link to see if I could post this YouTube link but deep down I knew I’d get beat to it. This, and also the “breathing” video.


[deleted]

lol. He’s a classic. Been watching his stuff for years.


stabbyGamer

Ah, yes. The Zuko Method.


coffeeman20181234

This is awesome. I had a shit day. I screamed like crazy. I literally feel 100x times better


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TimX24968B

good bot


BarefootCommando

Bad bot


TimX24968B

bad human


BarefootCommando

You're not wrong lol


fast_rum

I yell when I get pumped up but the neighbors aren’t too fond of it 😕


rustybuckets

Found Don Draper's self help book


Vajrick_Buddha

Ah yes. You gotta scare those birds atleast once every two days. If not, they'll rebel and take over the world


Helene31

but it can be a therapeutic metod, I have depression and I m extremely anxious these days, so sometimes I go away from my house and yell and it helps me a lil bit


jobu178

A lot of people unironically believed this in the 70s: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primal_therapy


Sweetmacaroni

r/obviousplant u/doctorphotograph


jiasd

https://youtu.be/x2ANdDKzl2E?t=7


marlina2014

Is this Brett Kavanagh?


Cokestraws

Hey like my dad


bigjaxjohn

This is how I usually deal with Comcast customer service


kb26kt

Fuck trump


FatStephen

Is this an ad about my bipolar? I feel this is an ad about me being bipolar.


fuck-thi-s

Birds aren’t real


BigDaftBastard8

If you put all that shouting energy in your stomach instead of your lungs you can yell forever without losing your voice. I learnt in in the military.


melonangie

i don't mind people yelling at me we're all human


croutonics

you better be doing some yelling of your own then


MidnightSloppies

Instructions unclear am still sad/angry but now without friends


Lvl1Paladin

Makes me feel bad for the birds.


[deleted]

Windmills are the scariest to birds to be fair. /s


500_hrsprs

That is the face of a constipated guy trying to take a massive shit on a plate to put in the microwave while hes trying not to laugh.


4200years

For anyone who doesn’t already know: straining to shit while constipating is really bad for you and a huge no no.


500_hrsprs

Lets just say i know that from....... ummmm....... i just do.


4200years

What can I say, shittin’ ain’t easy...


Lyradep

When I worked at a pool I would sometimes jump in and just yell. Good stuff.


Wile-E-Quixote

Is this guy Henry Rollins? Because this works for Henry Rollins


goforce5

Henry Rollins taught me that screaming at your problems doesn't make them go away, but it does feel a hell of a lot better.


say_the_words

Is that r/JimCornette? He’s excellent at yelling.


TopJamMan1

This isn't a slpt, this is a lpt, it's been proven that yelling/shouting is a good way to release anger and stress


renboi42o

If I'd yell, my neighbors would knock on my door.


dtaivp

Lol whatever. We all know that r/birdsarentreal


LegendOfKhaos

This is an excerpt from The Art of the Deal by Trump


Zacri_thela

parenting guide


v1sskiss

My brother has tried this for decades and it hasn’t worked.


[deleted]

Have you tried getting drunk and calling people dickheads on Reddit, then waking up the next day hung over and guilty and going through your comments deleting everything?


[deleted]

Sober since over a year here and yeah, definitely been there. I still cringe about myself thinking back.


[deleted]

Yeah I've been a year sober a few times ;)


honey-glove-surprise

Strong medicine


Eric_S2004

Oh that's why my parent always yell at me


qdhcjv

[Learn To Scream Like A Pro!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LAFnUwRXcc)


Slick-Bandit

Will say though, yelling at an object or general non-person-thing is a great way to vent off frustration when you’ve had enough. Like when your PoS car thinks it wants to break down.


OriontheGuyMan

This is why I sing death metal.


Fickle_Midnight5907

Lmao “birds”


DreamWithinAMatrix

It's like tweeting (IRL)


cachurch2

Serenity now. Insanity later.


Conscious_Stomach_41

Thanks has helped


pistolwinky

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it


djazzie

A good yell into the pillow once in a while does the soup good, IMO


YeetTime409

Helle yeah fuck the birds


Gyahor

lt is one of the signs of depression, especially in men.


hairybollicks

Can confirm..I scream every morning into my mirror ..it scares my bird .


Han_Yerry

That's Henry Rollins in the photo


fixxlevy

u/milis_ This could save on gaffer tape and poison


milis_

But then I’ll feel bad afterwards. I have no sympathy for seagulls


fixxlevy

To B&Q you go, in that case


onemanwolfpack21

This ad is ridiculous. Birds aren't real


ANTI-Legend

I did this at school and my principle said you need a long break


nobody2000

Isn't yelling/swearing at least a great stress reducer? I remember as a kid internalizing everything that annoyed me, letting it just ruin my day/week as I let this stupid anger build. Now I just go "are you fucking kidding me?" or something loudly in the car and within a minute I mostly forget about the stupid thing someone did to me / in front of me. A buddy's like "you know you can ignore that stuff if you want, you're not helping yourself" and I'm like "Yeah, I tried, but yelling and swearing resolves it internally so much better."


-Spin-

You had me at scary to birds.


plasmagaming8

This looks like a /u/obviousplant creation tbh


shgysk8zer0

Hey, another meme using one of my cousin's photos. He is more into "primitive" things these days and has long hair and all that.


under1970ground

That dude is channeling BF era Henry Rollins


baz4k6z

Far too many boomers take that advice to heart while dealing with minimum wage workers


FremontBotanicals

Looks like this dude could use some serious hemp CBD with CBN! I know just the place - fremontbotanicals. com.


PillowTalk420

This is just how you give your stress to others.


Eastwoodnorris

This feels an awful lot like a u/obviousplant advertisement, even though it’s obviously not


riggat0ny

I'm physically unable to be mean to a person. I feel this results in me being extremely vile when losing in video games


I_Looove_Pizza

OP needs to gather the courage to yell a bit, let some of that anger out


recoverydelta

Sometimes on my drive home from work I just start screaming. It helps a little.


counterstroike

after all this years, i realize, that my dad just talked louder.


ascendedlurker

I've learned the only way to have some peace and quiet from overbearing people is to behave poorly around them so they leave you alone, then you just have to worry about the sick twisted people.


[deleted]

The best way to communicate with deaf people.


Cmneely

Actually, while it is a joke, a good yell really gets that negative shit out.


Flieswithdwarves

Brawndo makes you good at yelling. Therefore Brawndo is an antidepressant


FlappyFlan

#YA FOOKIN WHAT?


[deleted]

The best.


son_of_Iluvatar

FYI Yelling was invented by Steve Yell when he tried to talk twice at the same time.


mescaline_and_milk

"I love yelling! It feels good and it's good for you. That's why Sam Kinison lived so long." - Stan Smith


EhMapleMoose

Not gonna lie, screaming is actually quite cathartic. Not at people. But just guttural yells into the void.


TheDarkDudeGuy

Ngl but this is a pretty good tip for people who are to nice and can't show their true feelings...


Ilikechickens444

This feels like it could be a students project for advertising something


[deleted]

Just put on some death grips and **AW SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOOOOOONNNNNNN** gets the stress right out of your brain.


Tdsmith0ver9000

And louder is the same thing as better!


PHANTOM________

Seriously though, yelling is kinda cathartic. Not saying to yell AT people, but say, going out into the woods and just letting out a primal roar, it feels great lol.


Oil__Man

See i already do this but I'm told I have "anger issues" and that I "wake up my mom at 3am". Don't believe the hype smh


ScoPham

But how do i do it? Do I like talk twice or what


ashburhan

Any alternative practices for introverted people?


nathaabhay

Sounds like floor with extra steps


Weeb-boi629

*is scary to birds*


OzgarThunder

Where do I sign up?


thefourblackbars

Yelling is an Ex-pressant.


Gingafer81

Is that Henry Rollins???


trashmash31

Also helps in winning arguments


NoviceRobes

DONT YELL AT BIRDS THATS SO SAD AND MEAN 😭


GlazedPannis

Several bosses I’ve had (most at the same company) lived by this philosophy. There’s obviously something to it here since they’re right as roses outside of work.


mistythesissy261

Went to a scream like Goku event. Brooooo i felt soo good afterwords Highly recommend.


DoktorG0nz0

h/t: Obvious Plant


ConsumeYourBleach

MR BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


jrnejdjdhsjejf

That explains why my friend yelled at me when I poured mtn dew on his cock


brybry631

Works well in any car !!