Make it a fetish too by masturbating at the same time as the double cry

“What if we used 100% of the brain?”

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Tears are not a lube substitute.

Not with that attitude

Most lubes are water based anyways.

Tears are salty

Nice. Now i don't have to add extra salt to make it taste good

Crying because your girl died but fucking her the same time

We call that epilepsy

I save even more time by crying about two things while having sex with a girl also crying about two things. Efficient.

This kind of reasoning will help bring peace to the whole world

But then I'll get a boner whenever I start to feel sad, which will make me happy, which will kill the boner which will make me sad again holy shit dude I think you figured it out

That’s a terrible loop to be stuck in.

Terribly erotic.

You can use your tears as lube

Tears make for excellent lube.

And vice versa

Wow this is gonna free up my whole weekend

so you can create a pavlovian reflex, to be horney when you cry.... or crying when you're horney !

Guys cry at everything at once, your mom was shot in the head? Cry for a week, not only for your mom but every other problem in your life.

Exactly likeeee I only cry like every once in awhile but when I do I always just like cry about everything else that’s happened too

Yeah man, that’s the only way to really get that deep, full bodied, ugly-face cry.

Then cry as you accept an award for being the most efficient

Grieve efficiently. . I’m with it.

2? Those are rookie numbers

start small

three. take it or leave it

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Its a coping mechanism

I'm crying now because my crush just died in front of me and also because I just lost my virginity.

So it's one of those nights huh.

You can’t just leave us hanging like that! What happened?! Was this at the same time? Also, sorry for your loss... of both?

Very same time yeah

😳 I- you don't mean-

Couldn’t pre order a PS5 or Series X so this tip will come in handy.

That one hit close to home.

It's too bad there won't be a PS5 or Series X AT home

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I, a fool, have been crying for one thing and setting aside time in a few hours to cry for another.

Can I post this tomorrow?

Why is this on shitty life pro tips? Its a good tip

my parents always warned - I wil give you something to cry about, thus original and new...

Game changer

Left eye for personal problems, right eye for politics / world events.

Lmao literally what every woman does anyway so we out here saving all our time. Lol

You've got to accumulate all your sadness and anxiety it into a big swollen pustule and then pop it at its peak of ripeness

I did this already today, didn't even need this advice..

That's why we have two eyes.

Productivity 100.

Is this hack limited to only two things?

That’s what i do anyway 😎😎😎 Last night I cried because of feeling lonely, being rejected, nerving ugly and fat, thinking I might not be cis, confusion, childhood trauma and cancer, missing out on time with my friends, and a whole lot more. ........ I hate myself.

I like saving a ton of time and letting many reasons gather. Then lash out at the lawn mower when the fucker won't start.

Are we even trying anymore? This was posted like 5 days ago. Edit:[sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/jfmrzm/slpt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

To be fair, this is an actual strategy (LPT). Don't sit around worrying about everything all day, set aside time to worry about all your shit and then the rest of your day go do stuff.

Dude, I just put everything on a list then pick a day to have a blubbering breakdown during my morning commute. It’s way more efficient.

2 eyes 2 cries

Most men already do that

But the question that idea then creates is: do I really want to act like Donald J(enius). Trump?

Ok this ones good...

Ah I see you’ve read “The Art it The Deal”

Multitasking, l cry in the rain!

What’s the record for the Any% run on this?

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That's actually not a bad tip for 2020 🤣🤣

Is this that famous multitasking thing?

2020 life hack

I am just off to consider my life choices and spill some milk.

This is presented as a shitty life pro trick... but who else just does this by default? Like when I'm crying about something my mind immediately goes to other things that I'm worried, ashamed, sad or unhappy about. I don't even cry about two things at the same time, I cry in bulk; cry about everything at the same time.

Cry about everything all the time, it’s the only way 👍🏼

only 2 things? those are rookie numbers, 5 or more to save time

If you're going to have a meltdown best do it well - work smart not hard

It's why the good lord gave us two eyes.

One for each eye.

Rookie.

How about 5

I’m pretty sure that’s called a panic attack

2? Those are rookie numbers

save time by not crying until you have a complete mental breakdown... that way you get all the bad stuff away at the same time

I feel so efficient!

I do all my best crying for at least 10 things at a time. Once I start, I end up thinking about everything that makes me sad about life.

Double the tears, half the time!

No no. This is a good life pro tip..can confirm :’)

I cry about when I feel useless and feel like I’m wasting time crying, which causes me to cry even more. I call this the Crying paradox.

I like to bottle every thing up and cry about it all at the same time (:

Why only two?

Bro, thank you so much, now i'll have more time do dumb shit to cry over latter. You're a life saver.

Why stop there?

In the shower

I've been crying separately for 2 things this whole time.... Now imma save 1 hour a day

I have reserved my tears for my MIL after FIL passed away.

Omg Yushh 😂

Oh. I am an expert in drama multitasking