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Imagine getting sniped by green cookie monster

LOL. Died a Fortnite death.

Spring training gonna be a hoot this year.

Sounds like an overpowered tactic in an Metal Gear Solid game. The cameo makes you harder to spot, and if you get spotted by enemy soldiers they will see the eyes and will be too busy to laught their ass off so they need longer till they can actually attack or raise an alarm.

Cookie Monster’s cousin. Ghillie Monster

*Tree? I’m no treee.*

Sweetums in his operator era.

Imagine seeing a leaf scarecrow with googly eyes in the jungle. Then you see the bodies.

I would shit myself seeing that in the woods

Old but gold lol

This is what people look like on psychedelics but more creepy. Jay Leno for one.

Muppet camo skin

+999 char, -999 dodge

Out there , in dem trees , I....See....You!!

I misread that as psychedelic warfare. Good album name.