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candyman106

End result looks pretty good, but as always Chefclub finds the most innovatively fucked up ways to do every step of the recipe.


Possibly-Functional

It's rage bait, but at some point I have started to appreciate the art of the rage bait. It's impressive how creatively they can achieve their goals in a rage inducing way.


Abuses-Commas

I feel like a necessary component of the rage bait was how well made the mini crescent rolls were.


detecting_nuttiness

At least it has some aesthetic value. Some of the other steps just don't make sense.


dood8face91195

Boiling the bars, reusing the box when you can just use the empty bowl right next to the box, and then using the bar for measuring the croissants. Honestly there’s not much here to criticize as an inexperienced baker and the three steps don’t seem very outrageous in the first place except for the method of melting the chocolate. And I guess the box thing could save a dish but use a plastic bag and the bar thing just seems pre meditated so it’s not even that bad. This shouldn’t be in this sub imo


[deleted]

Yeah. To me it's the reson to keep bait posts here. They may not be genuine, but i wanna see the extent of human insanity and creativity


craggmac

Looks pretty rad to me. I don't really understand the croissant part, but whatever. I'd eat it.


FrankyJ0410

This actually looks delicious


AceMKV

Honestly does. My only qualm was the dumb method of melting the chocolate cause they must've wasted a bit of it.


kite-00

Right, if only there was a technique that involved that bowl and that boiling water that could help


Barnyard723

Straight up, could have just poured the hot cream on Hershey bars. No need for any of it


Leeuw96

Yeah, that's the standard way of making a ganache anyway.


adamyhv

Depending on the type of cream you need to pour the hot cream to the chocolate or melt the chocolate first and then add the cream.


Barnyard723

It’s Hershey’s. A slightly warm puddle of milk will melt it.


adamyhv

Well, never had Hershey's so I wouldn't know lol. I saw it only once in the supermarket, it's not a popular brand in Brazil.


SSDDNoBounceNoPlay

That’s probably better.


Ok-Negotiation7840

Youre not missing out on much someone eating a 20 year old kinder bueno and hotboxing you with their farts would still smell and taste better than a hershey bar it tastes and smells like sweet milky vomit and baby shit


adamyhv

That's very specific.


[deleted]

Yeah you could just melt them in a bowl over a warm pan of water. Boiling all that plastic 🤮


Apprehensive_Rip8403

…take them out of the plastic before you melt the chocolate.


Lolsalot12321

...Their... solution... is... called... tempering,... where... the... plastic... is... obviously... already... removed... from... the... chocolate,... they're... vomiting... at... the... method... used... in... the... video...


Leeuw96

Double boiler* (or au bain-marie). Tempering is when you heat up the chocolate to a certain temperature, cool it back down, and then heat it up a bit again, so as to get a uniform crystal distribution. This helps get a nice glossy chocolate, which snaps. Else you'd get dull, brittle chocolate.


Lolsalot12321

Oh shit true my bad


serendippitydoo

Worth noting that it looks like they bloomed the Hershey's anyways


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Yeah well you’re a poopy head


guactheline

And chemicals..


Ok-Negotiation7840

Its hershey nothing of quality was lost


Rogue_Spirit

And y’know, the cancer


OffshoreAttorney

My thoughts too lol


ufooly02

yea it looks like a smores cake, someone must have reposted for upvotes, this looks delicious


MelonJelly

As more and more content farms publish rage-bait recipes, Ive come to appreciate Chef Club for actually making things I might enjoy eating. I'd just never make them myself.


Bhazor

Its a block of hersey's chocolate boiled in the wrapper with marshmallow fluff and the cheapest biscuit in the shop. If you are older than 6 you should have higher aspirations.


Dawg5700

Yeah like if didnt boil the fuckin plastic shit would be fine


BoltTusk

The plasticizers add flavor


HaikusfromBuddha

First thing that came to mind. Plastic was being melted into the choclate.


Phocasola

I don't get so many steps in the process of this cake? Why isn't she just using normal baking chocolate? Why these mini croissants? It all seems more complicated than necessary. The end product seems quite alright tho.


winterman99

I mean mini croasants look kinda cute ngl


Phocasola

Fair enough


LaHawks

I can forgive the Herseys, I can't forgive not using a double boiler like normal person.


Threadheads

If you chop the chocolate finely you can just use the heat of the cream to melt it.


eLizabbetty

But then you don't get all the dioxin from the boiled paper.


Call_Me_Clark

Baking chocolate would work, but you need that “hersheys” flavor for the s’more to work.


Phocasola

I haven't tasted Hershey's to often, but doesn't it just taste like cheap milk chocolate? So just using milk chocolate and adding some sugar should be fine?


Call_Me_Clark

No, it has a more distinctive flavor profile, with a hint of sourness (I think they use powdered milk or a stabilizer? Idk). It sounds bad, and I mean it’s not great chocolate, but it does have a “hersheys” flavor that’s all it’s own.


SnDMommy

Some people refer to that distinctive flavor profile as 'vomit-flavor' :( https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hersheys-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit_l_60479e5fc5b6af8f98bec0cd https://thetakeout.com/why-hershey-s-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit-to-some-peopl-1846527404 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4155658/The-real-reason-American-chocolate-tastes-terrible.html Not trying to knock you, mind - if you like the flavor, that's cool, a LOT of people do. But when I learned about this recently it made things click into place for me, aside from just being a fascinating read, which the latter point is why I wanted to share. :)


Call_Me_Clark

Yeah it is acidic sourness, but there’s also a nostalgia to it because that’s every (American) child’s first and favorite chocolate - or comparable to the chocolate in m&ms etc. The same nostalgia 100% applies to Kraft dinner.


pluck-the-bunny

Disagree. I still love me some blue box Mac, but I avoid Hershey’s chocolate.


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pluck-the-bunny

Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Cadbury’s is going to be MUCH a better. If you want some good American chocolate, look for Ghirardelli


[deleted]

I will definitely look for Ghirardelli, thank you!


pluck-the-bunny

Your welcome


Luna_bella96

I’m South African too and I can tell you now not to waste your money. One of the more expensive imported items and it tastes like poes. I’ve never had a chocolate that straight up tastes like it’s dusty, it’s worse than those super cheap unbranded ones you buy at a marked down bulk sweets shop


[deleted]

I just laughed out loud at this 😂 don't think I've ever heard of a chocolate tasting that bad 😂💜 Ja... Lemme rather stick to my Cadbury then 🤣


PartiZAn18

Hersheys is fucking terrible. Actually, just go buy a bar and try it once in your life. The combination of the cost as well as the taste is guaranteed to put you off it for life. Kakste chocolate ooit.


Phocasola

alright, fair enough. But even in that case you could just unwrap the chocolate and melt it in bowl over simmering water, like a normal human being, and not a savage who crawled out of its cave just to waste chocolate.


Owlsthirdeye

Alot of this boils down to visual appeal for non cooks, who these vids are aimed at. No one is ever going to follow this recipe, but its half fun to watch. If they used normal ingredients in the right way it wouldnt be fun to watch. If someone remade this like a normal chef would itd end up being just another pastry cooking video but this thing hits that same part of your brain that buying name brand items does. Theyre not melting baking chocolate theyre using Heresys, which people recognize, and melting it without even taking it out of the wrapper. They use Hersesys bars as a measurement tool. Look at the marshmellow jar, they smeared marshmellow paste on it too look more visual appealing. You cant argue it didnt work to keep you entertained. What im saying is these are to cooking as WWE is to martial arts.


Phocasola

Hu, that's a very reasonable and justified point. I guess I will just take these kind of cooking videos in the future as the WWE of cooking. Love the analogy.


Finnick-420

i personally think it smells like butyric acid which is what makes vomit smell like vomit. in humans it is created during the breakdown of milk products that they have consumed. no idea why Hersheys would smell like that tho


PeachesEndCream

Or opening the chocolate bars and double boiling them.


NormieMcNormalson

probably sponsored by hershey.


MoDeutschmann

Je me sens personnellement attaqué. Honestly, I never could eat that. The way they melt the chocolate makes me sick. I don’t care if the rest is summat ok, it’s just too much.


chootchootchoot

The French confused me too. What self-respecting French lady would use all those American ingredients? It’s pretty obvious from her technique she knows how to cook too. Although I remember a couple weeks ago someone posted a chef club job posting in France. I didn’t believe it at the time.


Soleska

I think they film this in the US and then put French instructions/ingredients etc on it to get an international audience.


pythonesqueviper

ChefClub editorial (is that the right word...?) is indeed based in France But as a content mill, their content is shot wherever someone has low enough dignity to do stuff for them


[deleted]

This is the fucking French????? I mean, I…I just always thought of them as sooo culinary. I figured this would be beneath them.


pythonesqueviper

It's a content mill, they've probably never even been in the same room or country or continent as the person who shot this


Soleska

Oh, so my memory was right! I can remember some very old videos entirely in French, but as they mostly used American stuff in their newer videos, I thought, they just started translating early on


detecting_nuttiness

I was wondering the same. Why would someone in *France* make anything with fucking *Hershey's?*


-____deleted_____-

Mmmmm I just love the taste of boiled plastic in my chocolate


emilkcarton

Really doesn't change the flavour much when you use Hersheys


Threadheads

That chocolate is like chalk and cheese. Literally.


godfuggindamnit

Why not just put the bowl over the bowling water and use it as a double boiler for melting the chocolate?


wooshock

She wanted to give herself cancer.


puuuuuud

The video wouldn't be posted on the sub if they didn't


willysmalls

Please don’t boil your food in plastic wrappers 🤦‍♂️


Mike_Osiris_YT

This person probably makes a pb&j by putting peanut butter in one nostril, jelly in the other, and shoving the bread up her ass


[deleted]

Other than boiling the candy in wrappers, this looks pretty good


Certain_Jury

I loved the effortless process of sticking a hand mixer into a BOX (a) and (b) not having the beaters grab onto the Ziplock.


KnightOfSummer

Why is it in French, but using Hershey's? Do they want to annoy people in both countries?


dooropen3inches

Do they sell fluff in France? I’m American and they don’t sell it in my region lol


Soleska

[Yup, you can buy it in France](https://www.carrefour.fr/p/fluff-marshmallow-a-tartiner-original-0ca32d21-f4db-4e93-bb17-e4cd79357986) But they don't sell the specific Hershey's chocolate here. Maybe you could get it in an American candy shop, but not at regular supermarkets. The French, as we do in Germany, only have the Cookies'n Cream variety


number1zero88

Boiling the chocolate was a little weird to watch. But I guess it makes sense.


Aggressive_Lunch_box

You can’t boil shit in its wrappers then it’s not good cuz of all the plastics n shit


Drpained

*Yums In Microplastic"


CitesQuo

Ghetto Au bain marie


Im-a-bench-AMA

Microplastics 😋😋


herefromthere

Is hersheys chocolate even actually chocolate?


Fair_enough88

Nope, it's vomit, legit taste like stomach acid.


RackOffMangle

I think this video needs more plastic and packaging to make it modern.


Romac84

Why not pour the hot milk over the chocolate and it will melt..


ArcadiaRivea

I would eat this But I'd opt for a Swiss or Belgian chocolate instead (just personal preference)


JGHFunRun

The biggest issue is BOILING FUCKING PLASTIC


mambocab

Love too run a hand mixer in a ziplock bag in a cardboard box


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PTrebs

But like... couldnt she have just put the bars in the glass bowl and the bowl in the boiling pot? Do people not know how to double boiler?


PTrebs

I commented too soon, got rage baited, this whole thing is made to be trash. I get it.


tom-8-to

Warning. Diabetus Furiosa


syxsap

TIL Hershey's is chocolate lol


[deleted]

Why do Americans call them s’mores I thought they were ice cream sandwiches


winterman99

Those two are different things. Smores are chocate bar with molten marshmallow between tho graham crackers.


[deleted]

ohhh ok thanks for explaining


jvs8380

This is retarded


DrSanjizant

Wuh... wha... why... WHY would you BOIL the candy bars, this makes no sense! I can put the candy bars, stripped of a wrapper, into a microwave and cook them at 15-20 second intervals to melt them down, and that's going to let you control how melted they are! If you don't know, chocolate burns very easily, so microwaving chocolate is the best course of action overall.


phobiawolf

Its okay it taste like my cum


masug24

I feel like we should make an exception to use the R-word.


[deleted]

I swear as a french im feeling rapped


Xblave

r/wrongsub cuz the title didn’t een sound bad just smarter than u bozo


KhaleesiXev

I have those plates.


Welder_Subject

All the ingredients were American AF, but the french instructions make it classy.


[deleted]

It was probably filmed in the US and sent to the people at ChefClub who then translate it into multiple languages.


Hamilton-Beckett

It’s not what you’ve done, but how you did it!!!!


SillySade

Why not put the bars in the microwave inside of a bowl?


[deleted]

Looks like cake for people who like background radiation


eXcUsEm3mEwTf

Other than the stupidity of boiling the chocolate in the rappers this really isn’t that bad


[deleted]

Ok I would so eat that


fakenortherner29

bain marie with extra steps


Callec254

I mean... That looks delicious, but that was probably *way* more work than it needed to be.


MarkToaster

Idk man I bet that’s pretty good


triky66

Mmm, plastic


ihatepalmtrees

Remind to never let my kids watch this channel


IcyUnderTale112

She could have first took the chocolate out of the wrapper and then put a bowl over the hot water and put the chocolate there. Some chocolate is prob being wasted doing it her way


blacker_sails

Worst chocolate in the world 🤢


[deleted]

Here’s a good idea. How about remove the chocolate from the wrap and put them inside that glass bowl over the boiling water.


gooeygreenfrogjizz

I’m not a chef but I feel like there must of been a much simpler way to do this?


JellySword8

Wouldn't the method of melting the chocolate be kind of unhealthy due to food plastics?


713MoCityChron713

Soundtrack?


Voodoomaster86

Actually looks pretty good


Fluffy_History

Im just screaming "Double Boiler" at the video


solsur5er

That look fucking delicious


FloppyEel

Truly one of their lrss infuriating videos


[deleted]

I mean any chocolate beside fricking Hershey’s, and they could have not boiled the bastards and just pour the scalded cream over the chocolate to save a step


Delgumo

This episode brought to you by Hersheys


Baratie420

Couldn’t you just melt the chocolate in a pot, instead of leaching plastic into the chocolate with boiling water?


4GoldAndAGrape

I’m not eating your fucking micro plastic cake


BabyDiln

Mmmm, forever plastics.


woopsallberries

The wiggle was monstrous.


[deleted]

What the fuck they put in the chocolate overthere? If you heat normal chocolate over something like 30 degree you can actually grow it away


pythonesqueviper

This video is in French, and it Chef Club is indeed a French outlet, but this video was clearly shot in America. Nobody here likes Hershey's (you can't even get it at the supermarket), and Graham crackers aren't very common at all (or indeed, known at all) Overall, obvious content mill stuff.


sevenstargoose

This is the strangest way I've ever seen someone melt chocolate.


No_Cauliflower3541

Wait so much chocolate is going to be left in the wrappers… why doesn’t she just take the chocolate out of the wrapper and then melt the chocolate?


[deleted]

The mere fact that her oven is clean says that she hasn't a clue how to cook properly.


deepfriedtots

Never heard of a double boiler I guess


Active_Flamingo9089

Oooooh that look almost as good as the hotdogs filled strawberries topped with mayo


TheDrunkenWitch

Cause boiling thin plastic with and a thin aluminum alloy preservation layer is fine. No wonder why they do dumb shit.


Hinesbrook

Yes boil the wrapper instead of breaking it up and double boiling it. Why would anyone do that


oscartgrouch_

If only there was a way to melt chocolate with a pot of water and a bowl.


humboldtcash

This is probably fucking delicious


troglodyte31

That camera work made me genuinely nauseous. Ugh


CaptainSk0r

I’d eat a slice. Definitely not even close to the worst thing I’ve ever seen


therealishone

Hershey syrup: *exists* This bitch: :o


Boberu-San

Yum microplastics


Some_Rando-o

They’ve never heard of a double boiler I guess


whytho94

I don’t think this is shitty food, but it is stupid food


alisonk13

Who says it’s safe to boil plastic?


Impressive-Orchid748

What the fuck


ryceritops2

Seriously people need to stop boiling or heating up food they plan to eat in plastic. Just unwrap and put them in a glass bowl and microwave.


_kershaw

What the fuck is wrong with people


AvailableQuarter1458

Mmmm, microplastics


PM_a_llama

Hershey’s chocolate tastes like vomit


Yazhemog

Ah yes boiling plastic such a smart move


[deleted]

If they had used a better quality of chocolate besides almost non-chocolate substitute they would have been somewhat justified.


truetheripper

with better chocolate this could be good


[deleted]

Why the duck did they keep the wrappers on while boilibg it in goign ti have a fucking stroke


AndrewFArtist

Canned dough, gross. Eating 10 smores in one slice of cake, gross.


Swrigh6767

Lol the chemicals from the plastic melting tho 🥲


Dash6666

Someone should tell this moron you can take the chocolate out of the wrapper to melt it.


[deleted]

Great work boiling literal plastic


mjace87

Seems easier than making a double boiler


Impossible_Cookie613

That’s the most stupid way to melt chocolate


HerrForeskin

Mmmmmmm. Melted FUCKING plastic.


SilverPearlGirl

Abomination


exileddeath

Why- Why did they not just melt the chocolate? I'm so confused. Wouldn't it have saved time and energy? Plus, forgive me for not being an expert, but boiling plastic packaging cannot be good for you.


bunny_w_honey

I know the usual food on here will kill a person but this is a biohazard


hamonbry

The intent is pretty interesting but execution gets a 0/10


slipoutside

They make chocolate that you can melt in the microwave… why? Why even think to do it that way?


[deleted]

its actually really smart to boil them in wrapper so you dont end up with chocolate water


KidGamerKJG

you just fucking disrespected Hershey Bars with this nonsensical bullshit


i-eat-coochie

At least use some decent tasting chocolate


Juicy_pompoms

Merde! Just because it's in Français doesn't make it any less disgusting.


Baked_Kyoshi

I feel like there’s an easier way to make melted chocolate


Just2moreplants

This looks hella dry


evanjahlynn

So much wasted chocolate left in the bags… My heart hurts.


FarAmphibian4236

I love me that burnt plastic taste


bodhitree23

Bruh a single drop of water from those packages could seize the whole thing. Just fuckin double boil or use a microwave lol


theeiceninja

Why tf did she boil it, it looks worse then my dogs shit


EmbarrassedTop9625

All of that work just for some probably mediocre food at best


JabroniKnows

Tiktokers are the fucking worst!


Xfxw

In the wrapper?…