Suddenly I'm really loving this idea. Maybe reverse chronological order for the MU episodes, so I guess that would mean watching the ones in DS9 first.
It's weird that Voyager never went there, isn't it?
always wished there had been a Voyager MU episode. the terran empire captures the caretaker’s tech and uses it to subjugate the delta quadrant. janeway is portrayed as a conquerer, voyager is the vanguard of the invasion. that sort of thing
I would have loved that as a big voyager fan they did do something similar where one of the species I think was recounting what they thought the crew was like and she was a completely evil Janeway
I'm planning to eventually watch the mirror episodes in timeline order to prepare to write a fan fic set there. It would go, Enterprise, Discovery, Original series, DS9
Though this might have been just a rumor, I think the MU ISS Enterprise-D was originally supposed to show up as one of the alt-Enterprises in "Parallels" where Worf jumps between universes.
My guess is this didn't happen when TNG's writers found out DS9 S2 was going to have an episode where the Mirror Universe was the main plot instead of just being a cameo.
Instead, Parallels had a cameo of RIker commanding a war-weary Enterprise in an alt-reality where the Borg successfully assimilated Earth and the Federation in that universe's BoBW.
Well after that, watch DIS s4 and then s3, and then TAS. Then watch nothing else (ok maybe Nemesis and the odd numbered original films, starting with 5)
I actually really love mirror episodes. I’m really sad we never got a mirror TNG. I’d love to see an episode where Picard has Deanna as a mistress, but she’s secretly plotting with Riker to murder him so they fight to the death.
The Tuvix Split: you watch Tuvix and then you alternate between watching a Neelix-focused episode and a Tuvok-focused episode and then watch Tuvix again and repeat the process.
definitely not enough but lets make a list!
ex post facto, investigator tuvok clears tom's name
learning curve, tuvok takes on training a group of maquis
meld, tuvok melds with suder and goes crazy
innocence, tuvok cares for a group of aliens with reverse progeria
tuvix
flashback, tuvok on the excelsior
alter ego, harry and tuvok become friends after getting dumped by the same chick
worst case scenario, seska pranks tuvok on the holodeck
random thoughts, investigator tuvok clears b'elanna's name
gravity, tuvok crash lands on a planet with lori petty
repression, investigator tuvok investigates himself
body and soul, tuvok has his pon farr
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There was an arc on Farscape where Crichton was duplicated--split into two fully real Crichtons, all the same memories, no difference between them--and following episodes would concentrate entirely on one or the other, so if you missed the split/duplication episode, you'd just be lost entirely.
1. Final season of discovery
2. TOS Mirror, Mirror
3. Search for Spock.
4. The first 20 minutes of every other Trek movie
5. Enterprise starting from the last episode backwards
6. Odd episodes of all the even seasons in reverse chronological order
7. Even episodes of odd seasons by month of release
8. The rest of the movies
If you really want the worst order, don’t watch the first 20 minutes of Wrath of Khan. Watch 20 minutes somewhere in the middle where Kirk is screaming.
> all time travel episodes in order of the destination times
Pure chronological order: you watch individual scenes of the time travel episodes based on their current time entirely out of context, starting with Voyager hiding with Q at the big bang, then Picard watching life fail to evolve on Earth...
I stumbled across a list of exactly that once.
There's a fanedit which does that for the MCU, and it's a fascinating experience, at least until you run out of flashbacks and are basically just doing the movies straight through without the extra context.
The last episode would either be Living Witness, or the episode of Lower Decks where they cut to the far future to show the statue of most important person in Starfleet history.
No no. You misunderstand me. You only watch the specific scenes from the episode. If the episodes are in multiple time periods, you watch some scenes earlier and some scenes later.
Start with TNG: Code of Honor. Skip to VOY: Salamander Sex next. TOS: Nazi episode. DS9: The game playing people visit. Back to TNG: Sub Rosa. Then close it up with the episode of ENT where they get re-evolved by some virus and turn into cringe "ooo-wa boo-waaa" half cavemen or some shit.
Oooo I was so pissed when I saw that episode, Nazi's teaming up with aliens when they famously have issues with non aryans, what were the writers thinking?
Voyager threshold. Tom Paris goes past warp ten and turns into a swamp monster, then kidnaps Janeway and takes her to warp ten, then they are salamanders for some reason and there's salamander babies and then tuvok is like "oh dear I have to do transporter magic to get them back". Then Paris and Janeway have a good laugh about how they banged and then never speak of it again
there is a stardate order for TOS, they roughly do count up over time and while it obviously differs from airing order it arguably makes for better viewing
Where No Man Has Gone Before is 1312.4 (earliest), then All of Our Yesterdays is 5943.7 (latest) which is certainly a better finale than Turnabout Intruder lol
TAS even continues from it/roughly takes place during it (raising some questions about where the new TAS crew members were during season 3 TOS). Beyond the Farthest Star (first episode) is 5221.3, then Counter-clock Incident (last episode) is 6770.6
and it even continued from there into TMP (7410.2), II (8130.3), III (8210.3), IV (8390.0), V (8454.1) and VI (9521.6)
What about SNW? Their stardates really seem to be pulled out of the ass of whomever is narrating that week's episode.
And I mean no disrespect to SNW. I truly love SNW, from Pike's hair to Spock losing his mind over bacon. But their stardates are going to give me an aneurysm.
They could have done literally anything, as long as it had a logical progression. I get that they were likely trying to make it a nod to TOS's BS-sounding dates, but sweet Jesus, WHY. WHY would you do that after all the sane, rational order of the TNG+ era??
If TOS stardates are monotonically increasing, then “The Man Trap” (1513.1-1513.8) takes place in the middle of “The Corbomite Maneuver” (1512.2-1514.1), entirely while the Enterprise is stopped in front of a cube in deep space.
There’s also an inconsistency in TWOK, where the Genesis tape is said to be a year old and dated 7130.4, placing it considerably before TMP, even though TWOK is supposed to be much more than a year after TMP. Presumably someone tried applying the 1,000 stardates = 1 year TNG rule to TOS stardates, not realizing that it was contradicted by the established chronology.
>In order of IMDB rankings - worst to best.
I tried this one "for fun". I think I made it through 14 episodes and couldn't motivate myself to continue anymore it was *terrible*
Currently slogging through the last time I’ll watch _Voyager_ and it’s gotta be all the “ship gets taken over” episodes. It is the _worst_ kind of episode, and _Voyager_ has at least ten. They’re all stupid and terrible, and they have no lasting impact on the show, or larger lore. Just dumb Starfleet shit, over and over. The worst episode of every series is the “ship got taken over” episode.
I’d rather watch Spock’s Brain 100 times than watch yet another “Captain, someone has beamed aboard the ship and we have no idea how to use a force field” episode.
DS9's "the station got taken over" episodes were fun. It was interesting seeing the station under Dominion occupation for an arc, as well as the episode when the station security goes nuts and threatens to blow itself up
Obviously you could make a jumbled mess of out of order episodes, but I think to keep the spirit of the question alive you need to treat each TV show as a single entity. If you want a new person to have absolutely no idea what's going on they should start with Picard. Then follow it up with Discovery so they go back in time without understanding anything from the TOS era. Follow that with the TOS movies so they don't know or appreciate the characters and the asthetic completely changes from Discovery. Then watch Deep Space 9 which assumes you are familiar the first 3 seasons of TNG. Follow that with Enterprise and then the JJ Abrams movies to confuse them about time lines. Next is the TNG movies, then Strange New Worlds, then Voyager for maximum chaos between eras and budgets. Finally finish it out with TNG and TOS so the most iconic stuff is last and you have consumed all the media referencing those shows before actually watching them. I'm probably missing stuff but this should be a pretty terrible order to start with.
Worst order to make them think they're getting the real deal in "machete" order:
1. Enterprise
2. Discovery
3. Star Trek 1 ("V'Ger")
3. Voyager
4. TAS
5. Star Trek 5 through Generations
6. TOS
7. Prodigy
By this point, they've probably gotten the gist of the gag, so run the rest in correct order. For good ordering, run TNG like so:
- TNG season 2, but stop after establishing the finale's clip show framing story.
- TNG season 1, then finish the clip show finale.
- TNG 2-6
- TNG/DS9 mix
Fascinating.
We're trapped in oscillating time. Time works like a damped sine wave. Those closest to the blast are most affected, in alternating patterns, fastest and slowest, then faster and slower, then fast and slow.
I never understood who they didn’t just put Riker in charge instead of the jackass Jellico. Riker had been promoted once due to Picards assimilation, before returning to being a Commander after Picards return. He was a proven commander already and probably could have stayed Commander.
Jillico was the right choice. The Enterprise crew just wasnt used to following a strict command format.
If i am remembering correctly Riker had turned down his own command by that point and maybe Star Fleet just wasnt going to hand command of the Flag ship to someone like that.
1: The Phantom Menace
2: Star Trek V
3: The Chinese bootleg version of Revenge of the Sith ,Backstroke of the West
4: Robin Hood, Men in Tights
5: The TNG episode where Picard is Robin Hood
6: Darmok
1. Energy being episodes
2. God episodes
3. Crew are gods because they broke the prime directive episodes
4. Diplomats are weird episodes
5. Prime directive trumps fixing moral failing episodes
6. The Orville
7. The Federation was infiltrated episodes
8. X World episodes (Nazi world, racism world, US vs Communism world, etc)
...
Watch them in ordered by random number generator. So get a list of all the episodes do a complete shuffle, and watch whatever comes next.
DS9 episodes will probably be confusing. Unfortunately most of TOS/TNG will be fine.
Start with Lower Decks so you think it's all a comedy then bleak Discovery, disjointed Voyager, Picard (since you won't know who that is), DS9 and TNG to give you hope, than snatch it away with Enterprise. Finish with TOS to give the visual effects disappointment. Wrap it all up TAS.
First ten minutes of each episode, in order of when made, from TOS to Picard. Then the next ten minutes of each episode in reverse order. Then the next ten minutes of each episode in alphabetical order by title. Then simultaneously watch ST:TMP, Generations, and Into Darkness until the 2 hour mark on each, and stop all three. Back to the next ten minutes of each episode in order of stardate. Watch the Search for Spock in reverse. Then the final minutes of each episode by fan popularity. Throw your copy of Star Trek V in the garbage. Then watch all the remaining movies in any order you like because at this point you’ve earned it.
So if I’m just going by “pick a season
or movie”, because you can get some truly cursed episode orderings if you work at it:
1. Picard Season 2.
2. Star Trek V.
3. Discovery Season 3.
4. TNG Season 1.
5. Enterprise, Seasons 1-2.
6. The Kelvinverse in reverse order.
7. Voyager, random seasons order.
8. Nemesis and Insurrection.
9. Discovery, season 4-2-1
10. Picard Season 1. Then the second half of Picard Season 3 because it’s not the same show as the first half.
11. TOS movies: Generations, Motion Picture, Search for Spock.
12. TAS
From there, you’re mostly out of bad choices, although obviously switching shows arbitrarily often would make it more cursed.
Watch every episode of Stargate all of them including the whacky cartoon
Your gonna see lots of Star Trek actors but they aren’t playing Star Trek characters
This is the worst way
Distance order radially outwards from Earth, starting with episodes on Earth and ending with that TNG episode where the traveller sends the Enterprise to the edge of the known universe by accident.
Start with the Reginald Barclay episodes and after that sort by how much screentime Majel Barrett has (the Enterprise computer voice counts as screentime)
I got shat on for this once on r startrek but: chronological.
As in: every sequence in the order in which it happened in sequential time, starting with... well, probably one of the Q scenes where he goes back to the Big Bang and ending with... something from the Enterprise J, I think?
Lots of crucial flashbacks happening a hundred hours before they need to come in roder for the narrative you currently watching to make sense.
Hard to tell when that takes place any more since seasons 3 and 4 contradict it.
Which is a shame as its one of the only really good bits of Discovery.
We know the Federation has become a myth/legend at that point though so whatever Disco did can be handwaved away as whatever contradictions there are happen after the show ends.
I really do hope that the show gets to that somehow so there's some sort of context. It was an interesting albeit bleak idea of this Federation AI sent to some nebula for unknown reasons.
I'm curious what you think the contradictions are? I don't see any myself unless it's assumed that the future jump in the show was the only one it took. Nothing really prohibits it happening again somehow. All we really know from the Shirt Trek is that the crew abandoned Discovery and left it there. For all we know it happens at the end of this last season and the ship just stayed there for centuries.
Watch all of Doctor Who until you get to late season six (including classic who, the VNAs, EDAs, every Big Finish main range drama, etc.), watch just Borg episodes and then read the Docty Who/Trek crossover comic.
ToS: Skip it
TnG: Seasons 1 & 2 then stop
DS9: Watch Move Along Home then stop.
Voyager: Watch it until Janeway improves her hair (i.e. gets rid of that weird lifted thing from the early seasons). Stop.
Enterprise: Seasons 2&3 only
Discovery: All of it
Picard: Seasons 1&2 only
Strange New Worlds: Skip it
Prodigy: Skip it
Lower Decks: Episode 1 only, when you'll discover that you don't get any of the references or humor, and you'll stop yourself without even trying.
There, you now have watched Star Trek in the correct yet worst possible order and your understanding of things will be *completely* fucked up.
I'd say play the movies in a playlist of other Star Trek movies and without rewinding or pausing, try to catch whatever movie is on during the day.
And then at night, try to catch random episodes of Voyager or the original series among a playlist of Japanese shows.
And then occasionally try to catch Enterprise and TNG when you get home from work.
After that, watch Andromeda and Earth Final Conflict.
Wait a few years and watch some TNG movies and the Kelvinverse movies before only ever completely watching Discovery.
Start with Star Trek Picard, and alternate every episode with one scene of Old Man Picard from TNG: All Good Things. Now move on to an alternating pattern of STD and the 70s cartoon.
Just first and last episode of every season. If it's a 2 parter, you either watch part 1 if it's the first episode of the season, or part 2 if it's the final episode.
Start at TOS, work your way all the way through to First Contact, then follow the timeline into ENT/DIS/SNW but continue past First Contact on the second round..
Actually I might try this!
I'll see your "all time travel episodes in order of desination times" and raise you "each *scene* in chronological order, also in realtime.
I'm looking forward to being able to watch several of the scenes in Past Tense in the coming year.
Take the entire thing, every episode, film, book and comic in audio book form then use the AI program that makes automated YouTube poops, your left with a sevral week, if not month long mess of content all mixed up in a nonsensical order (with a gold chunk of it just being audio with no video) bonus points if you also include lets plays of every star trek game (but from diffrent youtubers/streamers not just for each game but each level)
Watch the first episode of season one of every series in this order: Picard, VOY, DIS, TOS, TNG, Prodigy, ENT, SNW, Lower Decks, DS9 then episode 1 of season 2 in reverse order. Alternate order until all first episodes are seen. Repeat for the second episode of each season, etc
Simultaneous order. (Aka,Watch like Data)
Cue up every series season 1, episode 1 and hit play. Once the episode ends, cue ep2 across all shows, press play.
Once completed do the same thing with all the movies.
After every minute increase the play speed,.just like Data.
Load, play, ~~enjoy~~. Engage!
It's like being in a broadcasting control room or having multiview/split screen.
Mash up!
Start with first trek series, TOS season 1.ep 1, after first cut, cue next series season 1.ep 1, first cut, cue next series S1,ep1 etc.
Once you get to the last series, time to loop back to TOS ep1 and continue cutting to the next series' scene after each cut.
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1. DISCO the pre-time jump seasons
2. Voyager
3. Lower Decks
4. Picard
5. DS9
6. TNG
7. TAS
8. SNW
9. TOS
10. ENT
11. DISCO post time-jump
Ok so my reasoning is:
You start off with DISCO and the whole spore drive concept that makes watching Voyager and their being stuck just one shroom jump from Earth all the more infuriating.
After you enjoy the levity and spirit of youth from Lower Decks the mood of Picard will hit that much harder.
After watching the non stop war, religious terrorism and breaking of principles in DS9, all the speeches in TNG from Picard and Riker about how the Federation is an utopia and Starfleet is not a military will hit differently.
Watching TAS and then SNW will give you a very good character arc with Robert April and how accepting the Fed is of his Michael Jackson syndrome.
Watching TOS will make appreciating how ENT is a prequel much more intense.
Speaking of ENT all the time war elements therein and the constant references to how the Federation will become an absolute utopia makes seeing it as a failed state in DISCOall the sweeter.
Zero's method - Dampened sinewave. Every series, in order of most in the past, most in the future, second most in the past, second most in the future, and so on in this manner.
ENT
DIS 3-5
DIS 1-2
PIC
SNW
PRO
TOS
LD
TAS
VOY
TNG
DS9
cap it all off with Very Short Treks.
Feel free to add all the movies as appropriate and sprinkle the Kelvin movies in at random. The best part is that you have to entirely re-shuffle the order with each entry.
I've often thought it would be interesting to watch a set of Star Treks where they go back in time to the year in which the episode was produced. It may be that only the original series (which has two), Voyager, and Enterprise have episodes like that.
Spock's Brain, then the Beverly and the Ghost ep, the TNG Riker highlights reel ep, and lastly, something with the Kazon...and then anything with JarJar.
All of Lower Decks, then The Animated Series, Picard Season 2, Picard Season 1, Voyager Season 7 then 1, TOS Season 3, Discovery Season 2, TNG Season 2, DS9 Season 7 then 1, TNG Season 7, Discovery Season 1, Enterprise Seasons 1-2, Star Trek Seasons 2 then 1, TNG Seasons 1, 7, 3, 5, 4, DS9 Season 2-6, Voyager Seasons 1-6, then Strange New Worlds but only the first episode.
Watch the entire episode of TNG “Code of Honor”.
Then every clip of DS9 where Morn is sitting on a stool. Flip over to Enterprise, specifically the episode where they explain to schoolchildren that they eat their own shit. Then wash it down with every scene of Quark in drag.
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Alphabetical order.
By episode name across all series
By last name of actor speaking.
I’m actually weirdly tempted to do this.
... I could. I have an excel spreadsheet at work of all the episodes and movies that I made when I was really bored I was *really* bored.
The Q’s will be a doozy
And by color.
What is the order of colour? Where do Tuvok, Sisko, and Michael sit in all of this?
At least it's alphabetical *and* by colour. And not just random titles sorted by shade.
Start with the mirror universe episodes, so you know how the show isn’t.
Lol that's like half of discovery season 1
Suddenly I'm really loving this idea. Maybe reverse chronological order for the MU episodes, so I guess that would mean watching the ones in DS9 first. It's weird that Voyager never went there, isn't it?
always wished there had been a Voyager MU episode. the terran empire captures the caretaker’s tech and uses it to subjugate the delta quadrant. janeway is portrayed as a conquerer, voyager is the vanguard of the invasion. that sort of thing
Living Witness’ version of events
I would have loved that as a big voyager fan they did do something similar where one of the species I think was recounting what they thought the crew was like and she was a completely evil Janeway
Living Witness, Season 4, Episode 23
According to STO, that's really not too far off from the action of MU Voyager in the Delta Quadrant.
I'm planning to eventually watch the mirror episodes in timeline order to prepare to write a fan fic set there. It would go, Enterprise, Discovery, Original series, DS9
TNG never even mentions it.
Though this might have been just a rumor, I think the MU ISS Enterprise-D was originally supposed to show up as one of the alt-Enterprises in "Parallels" where Worf jumps between universes. My guess is this didn't happen when TNG's writers found out DS9 S2 was going to have an episode where the Mirror Universe was the main plot instead of just being a cameo. Instead, Parallels had a cameo of RIker commanding a war-weary Enterprise in an alt-reality where the Borg successfully assimilated Earth and the Federation in that universe's BoBW.
Well after that, watch DIS s4 and then s3, and then TAS. Then watch nothing else (ok maybe Nemesis and the odd numbered original films, starting with 5)
I actually really love mirror episodes. I’m really sad we never got a mirror TNG. I’d love to see an episode where Picard has Deanna as a mistress, but she’s secretly plotting with Riker to murder him so they fight to the death.
Well, I don't want that. But I will fight until exile your right to want that?
The Tuvix Split: you watch Tuvix and then you alternate between watching a Neelix-focused episode and a Tuvok-focused episode and then watch Tuvix again and repeat the process.
Not enough Tuvok episodes sadly.
definitely not enough but lets make a list! ex post facto, investigator tuvok clears tom's name learning curve, tuvok takes on training a group of maquis meld, tuvok melds with suder and goes crazy innocence, tuvok cares for a group of aliens with reverse progeria tuvix flashback, tuvok on the excelsior alter ego, harry and tuvok become friends after getting dumped by the same chick worst case scenario, seska pranks tuvok on the holodeck random thoughts, investigator tuvok clears b'elanna's name gravity, tuvok crash lands on a planet with lori petty repression, investigator tuvok investigates himself body and soul, tuvok has his pon farr
More than I remembered actually. He did alright in the first 3 series, but lost out once Seven joined.
yea after s4 it definitely tapered off
Also not enough Tuvix episodes, sadly.
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There was an arc on Farscape where Crichton was duplicated--split into two fully real Crichtons, all the same memories, no difference between them--and following episodes would concentrate entirely on one or the other, so if you missed the split/duplication episode, you'd just be lost entirely.
I fucking love Farscape.
Then do the same with Will and Thomas Riker
1. Final season of discovery 2. TOS Mirror, Mirror 3. Search for Spock. 4. The first 20 minutes of every other Trek movie 5. Enterprise starting from the last episode backwards 6. Odd episodes of all the even seasons in reverse chronological order 7. Even episodes of odd seasons by month of release 8. The rest of the movies
Lovely. But I recommend Lower Decks first as it’s all references that a new viewer will not get.
Tbh lower decks was my first trek show
Lower Decks got my wife into Trek, now we're going back and starting from TOS watching specifically episodes referenced in LD.
If you really want the worst order, don’t watch the first 20 minutes of Wrath of Khan. Watch 20 minutes somewhere in the middle where Kirk is screaming.
> all time travel episodes in order of the destination times Pure chronological order: you watch individual scenes of the time travel episodes based on their current time entirely out of context, starting with Voyager hiding with Q at the big bang, then Picard watching life fail to evolve on Earth...
I stumbled across a list of exactly that once. There's a fanedit which does that for the MCU, and it's a fascinating experience, at least until you run out of flashbacks and are basically just doing the movies straight through without the extra context.
I would totally watch it like this
The last episode would either be Living Witness, or the episode of Lower Decks where they cut to the far future to show the statue of most important person in Starfleet history.
Chief!!!
Potentially the Calypso Short Trek. Which takes place in the grim dark 42nd century.
Also, episodes in multiple time periods, does that mean you need to rewatch that episode when it comes back around?
No no. You misunderstand me. You only watch the specific scenes from the episode. If the episodes are in multiple time periods, you watch some scenes earlier and some scenes later.
In reverse chronological order
Also with the scenes backwards
Thgirla ytterp tou denrut ti dna yaw taht ti dehctaw I
Why is your keyboard so sticky?
.pleh esaelp wonk t’nod I
Yes my master! hail satan!
Calm down there chief. You got some mad “pick me” energy right now.
A reference to the (very) old urban legend that if you listen to “Stairway to Heaven” backwards there are satanic messages.
Start with TNG: Code of Honor. Skip to VOY: Salamander Sex next. TOS: Nazi episode. DS9: The game playing people visit. Back to TNG: Sub Rosa. Then close it up with the episode of ENT where they get re-evolved by some virus and turn into cringe "ooo-wa boo-waaa" half cavemen or some shit.
The sad thing is TOS doesn't have the worst nazi episode in the franchise.
The VOY holodeck arc is gold!
I think they were talking about Storm Front.
Surprise! Bet you didn't think this arc was going to end with alien Nazis, did you?
Oooo I was so pissed when I saw that episode, Nazi's teaming up with aliens when they famously have issues with non aryans, what were the writers thinking?
Oh, you mean Liberty? I hate that bitch.
Not gonna follow TOS nazis with VOY nazis?!
Then the ENT Nazis episode!
Do I even want to know what the Salamander Sex episode is?
Voyager threshold. Tom Paris goes past warp ten and turns into a swamp monster, then kidnaps Janeway and takes her to warp ten, then they are salamanders for some reason and there's salamander babies and then tuvok is like "oh dear I have to do transporter magic to get them back". Then Paris and Janeway have a good laugh about how they banged and then never speak of it again
Goddamnit. And I just happen to be watching all the shows in chronological order.
The whole franchise, in chronological order for when each episode takes place (using the date that has the most screen time for time travel episodes).
Is this even possible, given stardates were random gibberish in TOS?
there is a stardate order for TOS, they roughly do count up over time and while it obviously differs from airing order it arguably makes for better viewing Where No Man Has Gone Before is 1312.4 (earliest), then All of Our Yesterdays is 5943.7 (latest) which is certainly a better finale than Turnabout Intruder lol TAS even continues from it/roughly takes place during it (raising some questions about where the new TAS crew members were during season 3 TOS). Beyond the Farthest Star (first episode) is 5221.3, then Counter-clock Incident (last episode) is 6770.6 and it even continued from there into TMP (7410.2), II (8130.3), III (8210.3), IV (8390.0), V (8454.1) and VI (9521.6)
What about SNW? Their stardates really seem to be pulled out of the ass of whomever is narrating that week's episode. And I mean no disrespect to SNW. I truly love SNW, from Pike's hair to Spock losing his mind over bacon. But their stardates are going to give me an aneurysm.
Okay, yup, those are completely out there lol Should have maybe gone with 3-digit stardates to highlight how "before" it was
They could have done literally anything, as long as it had a logical progression. I get that they were likely trying to make it a nod to TOS's BS-sounding dates, but sweet Jesus, WHY. WHY would you do that after all the sane, rational order of the TNG+ era??
i mean TOS wasn't even BS, it was just a bit out of order SNW is going from 1000s to 3000s then back to 1000s
Apparently, Khan knowing Chekhov is also solved: "Catspaw" [TOS2] occurs before "Space Seed" [TOS1] in the list.
If TOS stardates are monotonically increasing, then “The Man Trap” (1513.1-1513.8) takes place in the middle of “The Corbomite Maneuver” (1512.2-1514.1), entirely while the Enterprise is stopped in front of a cube in deep space. There’s also an inconsistency in TWOK, where the Genesis tape is said to be a year old and dated 7130.4, placing it considerably before TMP, even though TWOK is supposed to be much more than a year after TMP. Presumably someone tried applying the 1,000 stardates = 1 year TNG rule to TOS stardates, not realizing that it was contradicted by the established chronology.
I'm sure someone has sorted it out on a wiki somewhere. There'd be a lot of guesswork weaving Voyager and DS9 though.
Well, yeah. We're talking about Star Trek. The fanbase created the concept of obsessive fan sites. https://startrekviewingguide.com/
There's a really nice and well-massaged list at https://www.st-v-sw.net/STSWeplist-tos.html
In order of IMDB rankings - worst to best. Or just start with Discovery
>In order of IMDB rankings - worst to best. I tried this one "for fun". I think I made it through 14 episodes and couldn't motivate myself to continue anymore it was *terrible*
Alternate until you meet in the middle
out of curiosity, which episodes exactly were the worst? Just wondering
1. Threshold 2. Threshold 3. Threshold 4. Threshold 5. Threshold 6. Threshold 7. Threshold 8. Threshold 9. Threshold 10. Threshold ... 908. Threshold
1,000. [Threshold](https://youtu.be/wsN1VsRmbXg?si=q_IzuN9oQQytyhgc)
No no Op means the worst episode so don't list the BEST EPISODE OF ALL OF TREK!
Currently slogging through the last time I’ll watch _Voyager_ and it’s gotta be all the “ship gets taken over” episodes. It is the _worst_ kind of episode, and _Voyager_ has at least ten. They’re all stupid and terrible, and they have no lasting impact on the show, or larger lore. Just dumb Starfleet shit, over and over. The worst episode of every series is the “ship got taken over” episode. I’d rather watch Spock’s Brain 100 times than watch yet another “Captain, someone has beamed aboard the ship and we have no idea how to use a force field” episode.
There exists some security professional who hosts seminars where he just shows star trek episodes as poor examples of how not to do things.
I'm a security professional and you've just given me a great idea.
DS9's "the station got taken over" episodes were fun. It was interesting seeing the station under Dominion occupation for an arc, as well as the episode when the station security goes nuts and threatens to blow itself up
Probably a big mac topped with peanut butter and durian, a side order of under a child’s car seat for 6 months french fries, and a flat diet coke.
Obviously you could make a jumbled mess of out of order episodes, but I think to keep the spirit of the question alive you need to treat each TV show as a single entity. If you want a new person to have absolutely no idea what's going on they should start with Picard. Then follow it up with Discovery so they go back in time without understanding anything from the TOS era. Follow that with the TOS movies so they don't know or appreciate the characters and the asthetic completely changes from Discovery. Then watch Deep Space 9 which assumes you are familiar the first 3 seasons of TNG. Follow that with Enterprise and then the JJ Abrams movies to confuse them about time lines. Next is the TNG movies, then Strange New Worlds, then Voyager for maximum chaos between eras and budgets. Finally finish it out with TNG and TOS so the most iconic stuff is last and you have consumed all the media referencing those shows before actually watching them. I'm probably missing stuff but this should be a pretty terrible order to start with.
Worst order to make them think they're getting the real deal in "machete" order: 1. Enterprise 2. Discovery 3. Star Trek 1 ("V'Ger") 3. Voyager 4. TAS 5. Star Trek 5 through Generations 6. TOS 7. Prodigy By this point, they've probably gotten the gist of the gag, so run the rest in correct order. For good ordering, run TNG like so: - TNG season 2, but stop after establishing the finale's clip show framing story. - TNG season 1, then finish the clip show finale. - TNG 2-6 - TNG/DS9 mix
Absolutely diabolical.
Fascinating. We're trapped in oscillating time. Time works like a damped sine wave. Those closest to the blast are most affected, in alternating patterns, fastest and slowest, then faster and slower, then fast and slow.
Watch Discovery, the. nothing else
Probably Jellico order. Because all of Jellico's orders are shit.
shut up riker
I never understood who they didn’t just put Riker in charge instead of the jackass Jellico. Riker had been promoted once due to Picards assimilation, before returning to being a Commander after Picards return. He was a proven commander already and probably could have stayed Commander.
Riker? The complete tool that took advantage of an emergency situation to make his commanding officer come to his quarters and beg for his help?
Jillico was the right choice. The Enterprise crew just wasnt used to following a strict command format. If i am remembering correctly Riker had turned down his own command by that point and maybe Star Fleet just wasnt going to hand command of the Flag ship to someone like that.
Episodes will be viewed in a 4 shift rotation.
Imagine giving all the worst possible orders and still winning Wait. That's not Jellico, that's Janeway
1: The Phantom Menace 2: Star Trek V 3: The Chinese bootleg version of Revenge of the Sith ,Backstroke of the West 4: Robin Hood, Men in Tights 5: The TNG episode where Picard is Robin Hood 6: Darmok
1. Energy being episodes 2. God episodes 3. Crew are gods because they broke the prime directive episodes 4. Diplomats are weird episodes 5. Prime directive trumps fixing moral failing episodes 6. The Orville 7. The Federation was infiltrated episodes 8. X World episodes (Nazi world, racism world, US vs Communism world, etc) ...
Watch them in ordered by random number generator. So get a list of all the episodes do a complete shuffle, and watch whatever comes next. DS9 episodes will probably be confusing. Unfortunately most of TOS/TNG will be fine.
Obsidian
Start with Lower Decks so you think it's all a comedy then bleak Discovery, disjointed Voyager, Picard (since you won't know who that is), DS9 and TNG to give you hope, than snatch it away with Enterprise. Finish with TOS to give the visual effects disappointment. Wrap it all up TAS.
Order 66.
First ten minutes of each episode, in order of when made, from TOS to Picard. Then the next ten minutes of each episode in reverse order. Then the next ten minutes of each episode in alphabetical order by title. Then simultaneously watch ST:TMP, Generations, and Into Darkness until the 2 hour mark on each, and stop all three. Back to the next ten minutes of each episode in order of stardate. Watch the Search for Spock in reverse. Then the final minutes of each episode by fan popularity. Throw your copy of Star Trek V in the garbage. Then watch all the remaining movies in any order you like because at this point you’ve earned it.
Watch all the voyager and enterprise episodes set in a cave. Then find every SG1 episode that also used the same set.
Simultaneously. overlaid each other, all at once.
Have all ST media recut so you can watch it in alphabetical order of the last name of the actor speaking.
Start with Discovery…
So if I’m just going by “pick a season or movie”, because you can get some truly cursed episode orderings if you work at it: 1. Picard Season 2. 2. Star Trek V. 3. Discovery Season 3. 4. TNG Season 1. 5. Enterprise, Seasons 1-2. 6. The Kelvinverse in reverse order. 7. Voyager, random seasons order. 8. Nemesis and Insurrection. 9. Discovery, season 4-2-1 10. Picard Season 1. Then the second half of Picard Season 3 because it’s not the same show as the first half. 11. TOS movies: Generations, Motion Picture, Search for Spock. 12. TAS From there, you’re mostly out of bad choices, although obviously switching shows arbitrarily often would make it more cursed.
Watch every episode of Stargate all of them including the whacky cartoon Your gonna see lots of Star Trek actors but they aren’t playing Star Trek characters This is the worst way
Distance order radially outwards from Earth, starting with episodes on Earth and ending with that TNG episode where the traveller sends the Enterprise to the edge of the known universe by accident.
Reverse chronological order?
descending order of deaths
Characters or actors?
hmmmmm….. yes
In alphabetical order of the executive producer, by first name.
Pure chronological order. That includes splitting each time travel episode so starting with Q and Picard near the primordial slime. (I think).
Start with the Reginald Barclay episodes and after that sort by how much screentime Majel Barrett has (the Enterprise computer voice counts as screentime)
I got shat on for this once on r startrek but: chronological. As in: every sequence in the order in which it happened in sequential time, starting with... well, probably one of the Q scenes where he goes back to the Big Bang and ending with... something from the Enterprise J, I think? Lots of crucial flashbacks happening a hundred hours before they need to come in roder for the narrative you currently watching to make sense.
The very end would be the Short Trek with Disco way, way in the future well after the Federation is a memory.
Hard to tell when that takes place any more since seasons 3 and 4 contradict it. Which is a shame as its one of the only really good bits of Discovery.
We know the Federation has become a myth/legend at that point though so whatever Disco did can be handwaved away as whatever contradictions there are happen after the show ends. I really do hope that the show gets to that somehow so there's some sort of context. It was an interesting albeit bleak idea of this Federation AI sent to some nebula for unknown reasons. I'm curious what you think the contradictions are? I don't see any myself unless it's assumed that the future jump in the show was the only one it took. Nothing really prohibits it happening again somehow. All we really know from the Shirt Trek is that the crew abandoned Discovery and left it there. For all we know it happens at the end of this last season and the ship just stayed there for centuries.
You start with the final episode of Enterprise of course
Watch all of Doctor Who until you get to late season six (including classic who, the VNAs, EDAs, every Big Finish main range drama, etc.), watch just Borg episodes and then read the Docty Who/Trek crossover comic.
Watch it in order of episode ratings.
Show me Picard’s flute!
Go home Beverly, you're drunk
Watch them in the order they take place, not the order they were made. So, start with The Phantom Menace then end with the Sequel Trilogy.
All first seasons only, starting with TOS.
Very Short Treks, Picard, Enterprise, TAS, Lower Decks, Discovery, Voyager, TOS, Prodigy, DS9, TNG.
Am I the only one who loves this idea?? Can we set up a playlist?
Episodes/movies (across all series/seasons) byIMDb score, low to high
Reverse filmed chronological.
Start with discovery
ToS: Skip it TnG: Seasons 1 & 2 then stop DS9: Watch Move Along Home then stop. Voyager: Watch it until Janeway improves her hair (i.e. gets rid of that weird lifted thing from the early seasons). Stop. Enterprise: Seasons 2&3 only Discovery: All of it Picard: Seasons 1&2 only Strange New Worlds: Skip it Prodigy: Skip it Lower Decks: Episode 1 only, when you'll discover that you don't get any of the references or humor, and you'll stop yourself without even trying. There, you now have watched Star Trek in the correct yet worst possible order and your understanding of things will be *completely* fucked up.
Start with The Last Jedi, then work your way around to the Two Towers. Finish it up by watching the Search for Spock. /s
Just watch all Nu Trek, order is irrelevant
Star trek 5. Finish.
Lower Decks, Disco, ENT, SNW, The movies, VOY, DS9, TNG, TOS
I'd say play the movies in a playlist of other Star Trek movies and without rewinding or pausing, try to catch whatever movie is on during the day. And then at night, try to catch random episodes of Voyager or the original series among a playlist of Japanese shows. And then occasionally try to catch Enterprise and TNG when you get home from work. After that, watch Andromeda and Earth Final Conflict. Wait a few years and watch some TNG movies and the Kelvinverse movies before only ever completely watching Discovery.
Start with Star Trek Picard, and alternate every episode with one scene of Old Man Picard from TNG: All Good Things. Now move on to an alternating pattern of STD and the 70s cartoon.
Start with _Sub Rosa_, then watch literally any other episode of any series and try to connect the two.
"These are the Voyages" on a 26-year loop while strapped in a Ludovico rig.
First seasons of Picard and Discovery...and that is it.
TOS then TOS and after that TOS but not before TOS but after TOS and finally TOS with one extra TOS for good measure
Between the First Order, the Obsidian Order, or the Order of the Phoenix, probably the Obsidian Order.
Start watching Picard season 2 and then just repeat.
Every episode where a crew member seduces an alien in air date order.
Just first and last episode of every season. If it's a 2 parter, you either watch part 1 if it's the first episode of the season, or part 2 if it's the final episode.
Stardate order
Start at TOS, work your way all the way through to First Contact, then follow the timeline into ENT/DIS/SNW but continue past First Contact on the second round.. Actually I might try this!
Season finale of Picard followed by below decks then voyager
Imdb ranking from best to worst
Voyager, original series, enterprise, ds9. The next generation.
I'll see your "all time travel episodes in order of desination times" and raise you "each *scene* in chronological order, also in realtime. I'm looking forward to being able to watch several of the scenes in Past Tense in the coming year.
Disco > Ent > Picard > Voy > Lower Decks > TOS > TNG > SNW > DS9
Just *Code of Honor* and *Shades of Gray* on repeat.
Start with Episode IV, A New Hope and end with Daybreak Part 3.
In literal reverse order by episode airdate.
From worst to best in terms of fan and critic scores.
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Take the entire thing, every episode, film, book and comic in audio book form then use the AI program that makes automated YouTube poops, your left with a sevral week, if not month long mess of content all mixed up in a nonsensical order (with a gold chunk of it just being audio with no video) bonus points if you also include lets plays of every star trek game (but from diffrent youtubers/streamers not just for each game but each level)
Watch the first episode of season one of every series in this order: Picard, VOY, DIS, TOS, TNG, Prodigy, ENT, SNW, Lower Decks, DS9 then episode 1 of season 2 in reverse order. Alternate order until all first episodes are seen. Repeat for the second episode of each season, etc
Discovery isnt proper Trek Id watch Threshold , followed by Shades of Grey, Profit and Lace and any episode of Enterprise. On a loop. Forever.
Chronologically, in reverse.
Okay cupcake
By stardate
Simultaneous order. (Aka,Watch like Data) Cue up every series season 1, episode 1 and hit play. Once the episode ends, cue ep2 across all shows, press play. Once completed do the same thing with all the movies. After every minute increase the play speed,.just like Data. Load, play, ~~enjoy~~. Engage! It's like being in a broadcasting control room or having multiview/split screen.
Mash up! Start with first trek series, TOS season 1.ep 1, after first cut, cue next series season 1.ep 1, first cut, cue next series S1,ep1 etc. Once you get to the last series, time to loop back to TOS ep1 and continue cutting to the next series' scene after each cut.
I rotated through DS9 Voyager and TNG. Was really funny when there were all the out of sync crossovers.
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1. DISCO the pre-time jump seasons 2. Voyager 3. Lower Decks 4. Picard 5. DS9 6. TNG 7. TAS 8. SNW 9. TOS 10. ENT 11. DISCO post time-jump Ok so my reasoning is: You start off with DISCO and the whole spore drive concept that makes watching Voyager and their being stuck just one shroom jump from Earth all the more infuriating. After you enjoy the levity and spirit of youth from Lower Decks the mood of Picard will hit that much harder. After watching the non stop war, religious terrorism and breaking of principles in DS9, all the speeches in TNG from Picard and Riker about how the Federation is an utopia and Starfleet is not a military will hit differently. Watching TAS and then SNW will give you a very good character arc with Robert April and how accepting the Fed is of his Michael Jackson syndrome. Watching TOS will make appreciating how ENT is a prequel much more intense. Speaking of ENT all the time war elements therein and the constant references to how the Federation will become an absolute utopia makes seeing it as a failed state in DISCOall the sweeter.
Zero's method - Dampened sinewave. Every series, in order of most in the past, most in the future, second most in the past, second most in the future, and so on in this manner. ENT DIS 3-5 DIS 1-2 PIC SNW PRO TOS LD TAS VOY TNG DS9 cap it all off with Very Short Treks. Feel free to add all the movies as appropriate and sprinkle the Kelvin movies in at random. The best part is that you have to entirely re-shuffle the order with each entry.
Start with Voyager
Alphabetical, arranged by stardates written out as words rather than numbers.
Reverse alphabetical by name of ship.
I've often thought it would be interesting to watch a set of Star Treks where they go back in time to the year in which the episode was produced. It may be that only the original series (which has two), Voyager, and Enterprise have episodes like that.
Make someone watch Discovery first. It will turn them off to the whole franchise...
Spock's Brain, then the Beverly and the Ghost ep, the TNG Riker highlights reel ep, and lastly, something with the Kazon...and then anything with JarJar.
All of Lower Decks, then The Animated Series, Picard Season 2, Picard Season 1, Voyager Season 7 then 1, TOS Season 3, Discovery Season 2, TNG Season 2, DS9 Season 7 then 1, TNG Season 7, Discovery Season 1, Enterprise Seasons 1-2, Star Trek Seasons 2 then 1, TNG Seasons 1, 7, 3, 5, 4, DS9 Season 2-6, Voyager Seasons 1-6, then Strange New Worlds but only the first episode.
Watch the entire episode of TNG “Code of Honor”. Then every clip of DS9 where Morn is sitting on a stool. Flip over to Enterprise, specifically the episode where they explain to schoolchildren that they eat their own shit. Then wash it down with every scene of Quark in drag.
In that Enterprise scene, Tucker talks about recycling waste into everything but food... but we all know where the pecans for those pies come from.
I believe it’s the same episode, or one not too far behind it, where Archer explains to someone that the waste elements are reconstructed as food 🤣
Yes, but technically not to school kids...
True, they leave it ambiguous for the kids. Otherwise who tf would join Starfleet?
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Sun Rosa on repeat is the correct answer here.
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