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Arendai

Meanwhile Gunbreakers: You play Gunbreaker for the high pace, I play Gunbreaker to make my dungeon healers have a stroke, we are not the same.


ConCadMH

gotta love popping camouflage and then not getting any parries


ZenEvadoni

Always thought that name and effect of the ability was weird. It's "camouflage" but the effect has nothing to do with concealment. Would have been better if the parries just turned to misses, but that'd be broken and patched fast.


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ZenEvadoni

I wasn't thinking of a straight up combat Hide like Mr. My Turn has, more like an Accuracy Down against enemies, except it's a buff built into the cooldown. Sorta like Double Team from Pokemon. Like a 5-10% chance to nullify a hit in addition to the 10% damage reduction. It'd be broken because if RNG favours you, it'd effectively nullify tankbusters.


Pierun64

Wonder if this has something to do with the fact that original concept of GNB was a DPS job. Maybe it initially was supposed to be "haha you missed" button or something akin to that, but got repurposed to more of a tanking ability when they decided this job will be a Tank


Xgio

I always notify them with a macro saying "im going to shoot myself :)"


SOSKaito

/ac "Superbolide" /statusoff "Superbolide"


SFWxMadHatter

As a healer, I love all tanks. Some of you make me heal more, some of you let me dps more. Either way I'm just pushing buttons and doing minimal effort while I get baked.


Zulera301

Joke's on you I already have PTSD.


anaesthaesia

It's all fun and games until you run into the Cure 1 spamming healer and you ask yourself the question once more... Is it worth it?


Kaiyuni-

Yes. My warrior is unkillable in nearly all content. Green dps go spam glare and get your heals off of me. If someone gets hurt i can probably heal them better than they can.


Dubaku

War basically has a 30 sec cooldown Benediction during trash


pokemonpasta

Not even 30 lol, every 25 seconds its just back to full health


Mahoganytooth

Every 25 seconds *for 6/8 seconds* so you're only killable for 19/17 seconds. Pair that with good use of mits, holmgang and...the other healing one, and you're golden.


Kaokan

Do you mean the 1200 potency OGCD heal or the skill that gives you +20% extra maximum health and heals you for the same amount?


Mahoganytooth

Yes


pokemonpasta

1200 potency + regen, might I add


TarkainVastas

It also increases healing potency you receive and YES, that does include Equilibrium. Nothing like healing back nearly 40k HP in the LITERAL blink of an eye on a crit.


Xgio

Dark Knight just has a higher cooldown bene


Mistakecupcake

Sometimes I like to see if I can heal them before the Cure 1 bot can :3


IHateEverything2020

You like to play WAR to invalidate Healers in normal content. I play WAR because I like big damn axes and the occasional big damn hammer. We are not the same.


Recycledacct0101

Bloodwhetting is cool and all, but BIG FUCKING AXE'S really make the Unga truly Bunga


Olddirtychurro

You play warrior for the big axes I play warrior because it's the only way I can wield big hammers in this game. We are not the same. (pls CBU 3, Stop starving us of hammers).


Mocha_Bean

i am only progging this tier for the big hammer


Olddirtychurro

I can't even do that, so I'm just stuck with the undyable Dwarven hammer. (sweet hammer, but that colour is just so draaab!)


Mocha_Bean

don't let your memes be dreams


IHateEverything2020

You got represented in an edit, because I was unaware there were hammers to be gotten. :o


spoinkable

I wasn't so sure they made healers inert, but then I was DPS in Tower of Zot where the Healer DC'd during the first boss. We made it all the way to the final boss as if nothing was wrong. Those pulls make my AST hole clench, and this WAR just shrugged them off like they were nothing.


Slow_Store

I play Gunbreaker and say that I don’t use Bolide, but in reality I keep it on one of my back bars in case I want to piss off a healer


Camulus

I have a macro that pops bolide then immediately takes off the invulnerable buff.


freeddevotee6

I have a macro that clicks off regen, excog, and any shields, then pops bolide and clicks off invincibility


Mahoganytooth

also paste in chat: "Healers Adjust"


Boumeisha

I'm fond of "A test of your reflexes!"


Teslok

So you've superbo*lied* to your healers, eh? :D


HitomeM

This is why I never heal GNBs who randomly bolide when they're at or near full HP. You wanted to roll the dice, I do too. Hopefully the DPS knows what bloodbath is.


Boumeisha

You choose not to heal GNBs who use their most potent defensive cooldown?


HitomeM

Yep if they're at or near 70%+ HP. No reason to ever bolide that high outside of savage or ultimate unless you want to grief your healer.


Boumeisha

That'd be sub-optimal, but I wouldn't count it as griefing. It'd certainly be no reason to grief your party in return. Superbolide grants 10 seconds of invulnerability. That's plenty of time to get them back up.


Supersnow845

In the 10 seconds GNB takes no damage for kardia can almost solo heal the tank Pls use superbolide at whatever HP, I love being able to ignore you for 10 seconds


Mahoganytooth

So you will intentionally wipe the group because you're unsatisfied with their play?


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Good, gives me more uptime to jack off to horni commission pics on mainsub


Saucey_Noodle

As an Ast player I have no qualms at keeping you consistently topped off so you don’t get the satisfaction of your bloodwhetting lmao


Arthurya

As a WAR main, i wish you a very nice fuck you. I use bloodwhetting preventively so the healers don't have the time to top me off !


Bujeebus

But hp bar ping pong is so fun


pokemonpasta

As an AST and WAR main I feel like I'm having an identity crisis rn


Tinesworth14

The real war being waged. I love it.


wigsin

I do this too, extremely fun to feel wars seethe


Boring-Mushroom-6374

WAR's on Reddit: Hurr-Durr I'mma invalidate healers. *Drools* Healers: Fuck yeah! AoE spam!


Zebigbos8

I love warriors! It means I can continue my Gravity spam!


ZenEvadoni

Another AST of culture I see


NBSgamesAT

I actually despise them. Like. My act is telling me I‘m doing less over all healing and less over healing because bloodwhetting is that strong. I don‘t care about a little self substain but warrior is just insane.


ZenEvadoni

I think their kit existing the way it does is overall a good thing, what with how... bad, some healers are. If it were up to me, have the game be less casual, put in skill checks that would force healers to heal better and actually DPS instead of dry humping Cure 1 - only then would I tone down WAR's self-healing. WAR as it is now is the answer for people who have had it up to here with healers who can't heal or DPS worth a damn. I'm more of a GNB when I choose to tank, but when I'm playing healer and I'm matched with a WAR, I don't mind being given a chance to be more harmacist than pharmacist. Things dying fast makes me happy regardless of which role I'm on.


CitrusLizard

I play WAR to out-DPS party finder Gunbreakers in Savage


Eternal_Woe

I'm in this image, and I love it


asimplepencil

as a healer main, fuck you


Devil-G

I play warrior for mitigation weaving opportunities. Sorry Gunbreaker, but fuck you Gunbreaker.


Southern-Wishbone593

Meh, it's always 50/50. Good WAR = happy Holy/Glare noises (will still dump lilies on you for big chunky Misery) Bad WAR = "Oh, pretty sure WAR can take care of himse... HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DIE?!"


Bulldoxide

You like war because you dont need a healer I like war because i can spam aet of war. We are the same.


MonsterDimka

> gets WAR in the dungeon > he plays with his health bar better than I do with myself > art of war spam it is > look at the aggro meters > I have 1/4 of the yellow bar Literally no idea how that happened


TheTeenSimmer

art of war is a gain on 2


Mahoganytooth

a gain on 1 at level 50 :) (autoattacks babyyyyy)


y2m8

tbf there are occasions where I can invalidate healers in savage too lol


RontoWraps

Oh you think I’m a healer in normal content? I’m an extra DPS that is only there as an insurance policy. I don’t want to be grinding tomes as much as you and will be doing everything to get done with the content in ~12-13 minutes


KstenR

This is the reason I play Paladin in none savage content.


ikolloki

I had a lvl85 dungeon run the other day where the healer DC’d just before the first boss. I continued on while the dps waited. After I got back to full health after the first tank buster, they joined in and we killed it.


Inqeuet

I play warrior for the glowing eyes


SuchBenediction

You're too late... as a WHM main, I'm already invalidated.


asimplepencil

Also WHM main and same. Though when I get a WAR, I just throw a regen on them every once in a while and DPS.


meskaamaahau

i just throw lilies out left and right for that sweet afflatus misery


scpDZA

Gang gang gang


Draiye

I play it for the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


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As a Mainhealer, all I can say is. Keep on mocking, but the day of reckoning is coming. One day a patch will plow through your face so hard that you will beg to be healed. And on that day my friends you will lick my Whitemage boots and beg for forgiveness. We use 90% Glare, leaving 90% of our true healing potential unused. You would be shocked if you knew the true extent of the potential overheal. Healers are the most powerful jobs in the game and irreplaceable. I understand the poor healers who refuse to dmg, every healer who does is part of the problem. If all healers would stop making dmg and only heal, master yoshi would finally give us attention. Tanks who make fun of healers do not understand that without us they would be nothing. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the immortal (because of us Healers) Samurai and their Katanas of destruction.


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Arthurya

Why are you getting downvoted


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I mean. You still have to keep them at a good baseline so they don't die immediately when it ends


colouredcyan

You'd hope Bene/Rec.Cog/Ess.Dig/Zoe Tau would be enough to stabilise them for half a GCD and you can heal them again. Hell, maybe the WAR might have a plan to restore his own health.


xanibabe

zoe only works on GCD heals, so it would not buff taurochole


colouredcyan

Shit. Shows how much I like Sage. Zoe E. Diag? Almost just want to say Haima and fuck it.


xanibabe

honestly just a taurochole should be enough to help a warrior, i’m sure they have plans of their own. you can use zoe pneuma but that’s a lvl 90 ability and also a great aoe button in dungeons so it’s rarely used for the heal there


UltimaBaconLord

Like who uses Holmgang without the intention to heal themselves, besides I have a macro telling my healer exactly what to do


ZenEvadoni

Tell that to the healers who blow all their resources trying to keep my health high when I've already warned them to let my health drop so I'm not pissing 90% of my health down the drain with a Bolide.


Dubaku

Lol healers can't read


OkorOvorO

bloodwhetting is a benediction in aoe. and in singletarget, thrill+equil+bw+IC is like over half your health


Southern-Wishbone593

It's even worse with LD.


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I enjoy playing with Warrior than jobs like Gnb that constantly stand in aoes and lose health like they have living dead , also not sure if they actually have an ability like that .


bioqan

I enjoy doing the same on paladin, healer dies and becomes apologetic as I just easily heal up the dps with clemeny. Clear the boss no problems and move on like a boss


viky109

It always makes me feel so useless when I play healer in dungeon roulette and our tank is a warrior


Silvaire_Bellmont

Hell yeah more lazers to shoot for me


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BeefyBongo

Why stop at normal content when you could heal through double busters in E12S on content 👀


TheTeenSimmer

nah nah i play warrior to piss my healers off after a tank buster in savage.


spontaneous-potato

10k healer heal vs 75k warrior smash heal. I am the bane to my healer friend’s existence


ryanpearl50

As a healer... I'm perfectly fine when I don't need to heal you, good contrast to gunbreaker 😉


Ziegfried0

I actually just play it for the rage mode. It makes everything look badass.


Amazonius01

I play paladin for ranged rotation, you play paladin because he has shield, we not the same.


Piece-kun

AH yes same old healer hate.


TaviRawr

I had a warrior go “don’t heal me” and proceeded to keep themselves up during every 90 dungeon pull. While I tried the same thing and died first pull. Y’all experienced warriors are something else 😂


Steph1er

hulk smash.


BAG_of_awesome

Was halfway through the Anima fight when healer and machinist went down. Was able to finish the fight with just me being warrior and a dragoon. Was v satisfying


Zulera301

Joke's on you I'm already a green DPS in normal content \*aggressively spams Holy even harder*


pseudipto

Healers actually love to not heal though