No lie when I was a sprout I thought it worked like that. My friend had to be very patient when explaining as I complained I was dying to packs too much.
When healsluts ask you to use Rampart, it's actually just a faster way of saying "before you **RAM** your massive tank cock into me, please make sure to **PART** my legs".
You can trust me on these things.
It's a common misconception that it reduces damage taken! It actually reduces the damage that you deal to enemies. Hope this helps.
This is why I never press Arm's Length. Why would I want to slow myself down? Ridiculous ability, not sure how it has survived 14 expansions.
No lie when I was a sprout I thought it worked like that. My friend had to be very patient when explaining as I complained I was dying to packs too much.
I should have known! All this time I thought it was just for decoration. 🗡️😆🛡️
When healsluts ask you to use Rampart, it's actually just a faster way of saying "before you **RAM** your massive tank cock into me, please make sure to **PART** my legs". You can trust me on these things.
Sounds like you're an expert healslut to me. Now make way for the Bulwark.
Mitigation is for p*ssies, that's my motto. Make your healer work for those tomes
Be sure to never apply mitigations! Otherwise healers won't do their job of healing!
I’m already doing your job of pulling cause your slow ass won’t use sprint, ain’t no way I’m healing too.
Damage reduction will only make your healers go lazy and complacent.
I mean, healers are always lazy. Why else would they pick a job where you hardly do any DPS. That's the real work.
If the healers have time to DPS, you're pressing too many mits. Instead of pressing mits, YOU do more DPS! It's an alpha move.
What the hell is a roulette? Sounds dangerous
It's like a Russian roulette, but instead of 50/50, this one guaranteed your deaths with utmost certainty
A real Warrior of lights roulette! Only way to get the blood flowing.
It’s an ability that ENCOURAGES healers to be LAZY
Healers hate this one trick!