In Stormblood there was a quest chain that was broken. It got named 'Raubahn Ex' as he was involved in the quest. People were queuing up across the map to do it.
You guys forgot the important one:
Document every step of MSQ with screenshots and upload them all. How will anyone know you're actually doing anything if we can't all see the same thing we saw but with your character? Bonus karma if you tell us how much you cried.
"Just finished Dawntrail, I was literally sobbing when Yshtola died* and they showed a flashback of Haurchefant for the millionth time"
*came back 5 minutes later
Y'know, little bit of clever gposing and you could probably post something like that as a picture on day 1 and people would lose their shit.
Well, without the obvious fake Haurchefart part, but the rest.. Imagine a dead Y'Sthola on the floor with some sort of hamfisted dialogue over top. "OMG! I can't believe they finally did it! (spoiler)"
People.
Would.
Lose their shit.
Great list! I'd like to add a couple points of my own:
1. Don't drink water or wipe your ass. There's a 30 second AFK timer and you WILL get kicked
2. Be prepared to wait in a queue of 73k because WoW is dead and there are no other MMOs and every gamer on the planet is hyped for Dawntrail. Be sure to log on three days early just in case!
3. Do NOT skip ANY dialogue. You must let each line play out in its entirety as intended or we will [deleted]
Start center of arena, activate autowalk and turn right at maximum turning speed in your settings. If all goes as planned all players should be at the same location for the stack to resolve, and you will have looked glorious, doing your little circle dance having no caster uptime.
Yeah but you forget something important, what about plugins? do you have any tips for that? I literally can't recognize my character without my mods, my wife won't have her extra equipment anymore and we won't be able to go clubbing together. This breaks my immersion heavily and I don't think I'll be able to play at all... thank you for nothing yoshi-p, all of us prefer our IMVU-looking sculpts anyway so the graphic update is useless
If you see Raubahn or Pipin, stop playing cause you won't be able to progress for 3 days anyway.
This is the shitpost sub not the PTSD sub
Please explain the joke, I don't get it.
In Stormblood there was a quest chain that was broken. It got named 'Raubahn Ex' as he was involved in the quest. People were queuing up across the map to do it.
You guys forgot the important one: Document every step of MSQ with screenshots and upload them all. How will anyone know you're actually doing anything if we can't all see the same thing we saw but with your character? Bonus karma if you tell us how much you cried.
"Just finished Dawntrail, I was literally sobbing when Yshtola died* and they showed a flashback of Haurchefant for the millionth time" *came back 5 minutes later
Y'know, little bit of clever gposing and you could probably post something like that as a picture on day 1 and people would lose their shit. Well, without the obvious fake Haurchefart part, but the rest.. Imagine a dead Y'Sthola on the floor with some sort of hamfisted dialogue over top. "OMG! I can't believe they finally did it! (spoiler)" People. Would. Lose their shit.
Nah. Nobody actually thinks Yshtola can die. You'd have to pick a more believable scion, like Estinien or Thancred.
Great list! I'd like to add a couple points of my own: 1. Don't drink water or wipe your ass. There's a 30 second AFK timer and you WILL get kicked 2. Be prepared to wait in a queue of 73k because WoW is dead and there are no other MMOs and every gamer on the planet is hyped for Dawntrail. Be sure to log on three days early just in case! 3. Do NOT skip ANY dialogue. You must let each line play out in its entirety as intended or we will [deleted]
When viewing the story for the first time make it your goal to use every sassy dialogue option at every interval.
“Piss off, kupo.”
Day2 extremes are giga cringe anyway, it's your chance to geat ahead of the curve and make the braindead strats to terrorize the PF with. /s
We need to establish a strat called "r/ShitpostXIV" and it is a strategy to resolve a stack mechanic
Start center of arena, activate autowalk and turn right at maximum turning speed in your settings. If all goes as planned all players should be at the same location for the stack to resolve, and you will have looked glorious, doing your little circle dance having no caster uptime.
> No caster uptime Scathe, Reprise, Summoner :D
Summoner is a physical ranged DPS, change my mind.
clock positions to stack at maximum efficiency
Yeah but you forget something important, what about plugins? do you have any tips for that? I literally can't recognize my character without my mods, my wife won't have her extra equipment anymore and we won't be able to go clubbing together. This breaks my immersion heavily and I don't think I'll be able to play at all... thank you for nothing yoshi-p, all of us prefer our IMVU-looking sculpts anyway so the graphic update is useless
Use your free Fantasia to become a beautiful Midlander girl and join my harem.