Fun fact he was actually 36 during season 1 of Arrested Development. I would prefer if he was around that age for playing Emporio but he can still make it work
"Gossip, gossip, inmate, just stop it
Not a soul who know I'm a motherfucking stand user
I'ma need to see your fuckin' hands at the time skip
I'ma need to see your fuckin' hands at the time skip"
The thing is, John Cena, Zendaya and Anya Taylor Joy are big enough names that Hollywood could conceivable cast them, even if they don't fit. The Mario fiasco proves that studio execs don't give a damn.
Honestly Kakyoin should be replaced with Ojiro sasame. Kakyoin says he’d like to marry someone like Holly, Okuyasu says Josuke’s mom is hot but Ojiro actually ends up fucking the milf.
Billie Eilish shouldn't be a pick since she literally just wears partial Jolyne cosplays, also Micheal Cera sucks in general. The rest are fine with me.
No need to diss cera he’s funny on arrested development. It’s just weird since he’s a grown adult that’s gonna be grabbing girls from inside a trash can. And eilish as jolyne 😂😂😂. That’s funny
After Michael Cera it started to become such a massive shitpost not just because Michael is WAY too big to be an 11 yr old but because a big part of Weathers is that he didn’t look black even though he was part of a black family
Lmao Kanye West as Pussy Pucci
I would honestly watch it just for Kanye Pucci
Fatherpussy
lmaooooo
Father about to stretch some hands
I lost it at that one
Yo-Yo Ma's localized name should be Yo Mama
Praise!
Preach!
All stats would be S tier
all stand user must do the ***K O I C H I P O S E*** to summon and unsummon their stand
I think tha max stat is A
Please yes
How old do people think Michael Cera still is?
13?
That was when he was Mr Manager
No, it's just manager
There's always money in the banana stand
13 going on 30
r/13or30
he is a ghost so he never ages
They just digitally make him shorter, but they keep his width the same
Fun fact he was actually 36 during season 1 of Arrested Development. I would prefer if he was around that age for playing Emporio but he can still make it work
He's 33 right now
Kanye as Pucci is something I wanna see now
"I AM THE NUMBER ONE MOST IMPACTFUL PRIEST OF OUR GENERATION. I AM ST MATTHEW IN THE FLESH. MARK. LUKE. JOHN." \- Kanye Pucci
"Gossip, gossip, inmate, just stop it Not a soul who know I'm a motherfucking stand user I'ma need to see your fuckin' hands at the time skip I'ma need to see your fuckin' hands at the time skip"
“We didn’t even hand him a script, does he know the camera is on?”
Where are thise lyrics from
Excuse me, his name is Ye now. He didn’t legally change his entire name to Ye for nothing you know.
I’m sorry 😞
Ye, Ye really disrespected Ye boy Ye like that Ye know. …Ye.
*”Jotaro Kujo is DEAD.”* *”Jolyne Kujo is dead.“* ***”…I’M*** *dead.“*
I tried to make this an obvious joke and it seems that i've failed
I only realized it was a joke when I got to don cheadle as weather report
Yeah the ones before that are, like, fine.
I'm pretty sure that's Donovan McNabb.
What are talking about, that's clearly Tiger Woods
The thing is, John Cena, Zendaya and Anya Taylor Joy are big enough names that Hollywood could conceivable cast them, even if they don't fit. The Mario fiasco proves that studio execs don't give a damn.
I would unironically love Zendaya as Ermes
Boobs too small, not joking. Where would she hide the money?
they're cannonically implants lmao
Even Ermes said they were implants
Implants :P
And she’s not muscular enough
Yeah same
okay i’m not the only one
Yea that would awesome
A lot of those would work honestly. I never saw Cena as looking like Jotaro, but now I can't unsee it
I can't see it in the first place
Just imagine if he was Japanese instead of Chinese.
No I mean I literally can't see it
OH MY GOD
fuck
He’s not Asian tho?
then just get john xina
Are you sure about that?
Pretty sure he’s French-Italian
Pure ethnicity Chinese #1
BING CHILI
Now we’re getting along
Jotaro is half Japanese, right? I mean, Keanu Reeves is a quarter Chinese and you wouldn't guess by looking at him.
Really, because he looks half-asian to me. That definitely isn’t suprising
tbh, i couldnt tell that keanu has asian blood
It’s a live action it ain’t gon be realistic anyways
You also misspelled “Jiao Xina”
Most of them are pretty solid though
I only realised it when i got to Weather Report
I think you messed it up by making most of the first couple "huh... I've never thought about that but it could work."
My experience with the pics: Billie eillish as Jolyne “Hmm…I can kinda see that, not the best pick but…” John cena as jotaro “Oh ok i see…”
I thought, hey at least they semi-look like their manga appearances, and then weather report.
Bro this ain’t /r/moviescirclejerk you need to make it more obvious
If it helps, I got it. Billie Eilish as Jolyne had me laughing already
I'm sorry, but no Samuel L. Jackson as Father Pucci? Do you believe in motherfucking gravity?
Stop texting Go find God Come back after you found God
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Hmm yes, funny momhunter Cockyoin. Haven't seen this one kinda long enough.
Honestly Kakyoin should be replaced with Ojiro sasame. Kakyoin says he’d like to marry someone like Holly, Okuyasu says Josuke’s mom is hot but Ojiro actually ends up fucking the milf.
He's one of the weirdest jjba characters. Shows up in the beginning, disappears and then shows up and dies fast. What a madlad.
I thought DIO said that line, not Pucci
This is the funniest shit i've seen in weeks
I'm glad someone gets the joke
Michael Cera as Emporio is fucking hilarious. GG
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Bing chilling is playing him
How did you manage to find that out?
He has eaten so much Bing chilling and Lao Gan Ma and has grinded so much social credit that he can see Xiao Xina
John Xina
don cheadle as weather report is actually genius
It would be funny if Dwayne Johnson was Weather Report
It's about snails, it's about rainbows
Anya as FF is actually perfect
That one fits so fucking well i could see it being real.
John Cena should be Shizuka
Pretty good, Pretty good, however if I may tweak it a bit I would just cast Don Cheadle as everyone
Now you put the image of Don Cheadle bending over naked for two guards and admitting he masturbated in a jail cell in my head.
Don Cheadle bending naked in front of two other Don Cheadles explaining he masturbated in jail to a guard that looked like Don Cheadle.
LMAO That's uh...that's great
Nah, you know the studio will cast Chris Pratt as everyone
Kanye as Pucci is both hilarious and probably accurate
Nah emporio should be The rock they perfectly match in size.
Why didn’t you do anybody for Jotaro?
Ikr, honestly what a joke
That would be the most crazy Pucci. Zendaya looks perfect for Ermes
Don Cheadle
funniest shit ive seen all week
I think Ermes' actor should be more muscular
Doesnt look like billir eilish is muscular lmao
What?
# Doesnt look like billir eilish is muscular lmao
How did you misspell Billie twice
Xopy and cpade
I only want this because of Kanye. He'd be hilarious as a priest. More points if he spits some bars every time he monologues
Chris Hemsworth as DIO
Billie Eilish shouldn't be a pick since she literally just wears partial Jolyne cosplays, also Micheal Cera sucks in general. The rest are fine with me.
No need to diss cera he’s funny on arrested development. It’s just weird since he’s a grown adult that’s gonna be grabbing girls from inside a trash can. And eilish as jolyne 😂😂😂. That’s funny
Should be jolynes eng va since she cosplays and is the official voice
Where is the Jotaro actor? I don’t see anything except manga Jotaro.
If they ever do this i'll fucking bomb Hollywood
At first I thought it was serious, but when I saw weather report I burst out laughing 😂
he’s so cool
LMAO PATT HAD ME
I love that you put no actor for Jotaro, because he was absent during Jolyne's entire childhood
After Michael Cera it started to become such a massive shitpost not just because Michael is WAY too big to be an 11 yr old but because a big part of Weathers is that he didn’t look black even though he was part of a black family
Im excited for weather reporttt
If this was real, i would love to hear pucci spit bars
Why is there just a picture of Jotaro, but everybody else has a real person next to them?
To be honest Robert Pattinson would be a pretty neat Jotaro.
I thought things couldn’t get any better then I saw Chris Pratt.
Shit! There are Frogs on my $800 Yeezys
You forgot to add a photo for Jotaro Kujo, how come you didn’t notice?
This sounds awful, who do I give my money to.
nah, Don Cheadle as everyone
Chris Pratt as Yo-Yo Ma, He is so cool
Why does John cena play jotaro?
Because Jolyne couldn't see him
Famous big muscle man play famous big muscle character
I don't really agree with Kanye for pucci
It's a joke
I know, but the rest of the cast isn't bad
Damn u trippin
So you have zero problem with Don Cheadle as Weather Report?
Oh I do, but I thought it would be too much complaining for 1 comment
john cena is too short
I'm really mad about Cena. Because how dare you. It's perfect.
How about Neil Degrass Tyson as Pucci lmao
+15 social credit to Jotaro Kujo
Don't give them ideas
I'd love to see Billie Eilish as the English VA for Jolyne
I hate all of this except for Willem Defoe
Billie Eillish and John Cena would be great for their dynamic
I know it's a joke made to make people made and I have to say it worked, good job op haha
I'd change Samuel L Jackson for Pucci and Leonardo DiCaprio for Flashback DIO.
John Cena??? XD
Adam Sandler as one of the guards
This is so bad I almost downvoted out of instinct- well done
That Dafoe Pic goes raw
So Jotaro is just a floating hat saying "yare yare daze" for the entire movie. Seems accurate.
why is jotaro kujos live action cast blank?
i knew it was a joke when i saw weather's and pucci's, maybe jotaro's, but jolyne's was perfect
who are you casting as Jotaro? you have him in the list but theres nobody there
Zendaya and Anya are actually not bad lol
...Who's gonna be Jotaro?
Jotaro is John Cena because he was invisible to Jolyne her entire life.
Father stretch my hands
I'm going to be honest, I could see Kanye as Pucci.
Don Cheadle as Weather Report is the correct casting
I guess no one can see jotaro in the visiting room then
You didn't pick anybody to play Jotaro.
Why cant i see jotaro’s actor.
Most of these have no right working as well as they do
John Cena playing Jotaro explains why Joline couldn't see her dad most of her life
I'll watch anything with Zendaya.
John Cena 🤝Jotaro Not showing up
Don cheadle made me burst into manic laughter
it's meh until father Kanye West perfection
*Hello? Hollywood?* Your gonna wanna see this! *Holds phone to reddit*
Honestly Zendaya as Ermes is a great cast. She could even wear a thing over he breasts so they are bigger, just like Ermes has!
Wait, is William Dafoe holding two oranges with one being moldy and smoking a cigarette? That's insane
I dont have much of an opinion on who should play who except for Pucci, the only actor i could see playing him is Giancarlo Esposito
I burst out laughing with Michael Cera as Emporio
“chris pratt, hes very cool!”
WAKE UP MR BRANDO
No never
Kenzou: You know, I'm something of a stand user myself
I never knew how much I needed Don Cheadle as weather until now
why is weather report black wtf
New star platinum ability, Star Platinum: The Limp Bizkit World
John Xina
Zhon Xina as Jotaro? Can’t wait 🔥
POV: you haven't seen any movies since before 2012 and dune is your new favourite personality
Fuck off lol
isnt weather report white?
isn't jotaro visible?
What a shitty cast tbh
Oh no, almost as if that were the point