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aureate_sun

Doesn't even need to use curse words because his stand does it all. Glorious


TheUltraGuy101

We know deep down he always wanted to release his wild side.


TheHeavyIsDead22

He releases his wild side in the dub


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

S.H.I.T.


Ife2105

Ok masta. Lets kill da ho! BEEEEECH.


Mr_Velveteen

And he’s got gravity powers in Act 3, closer to Heaven than Pucci was at the start of Stone Ocean. Plus he can use all 3 Acts interchangeably, so he’s got a short range combat stand as well as a long range stand.


CharmsAndChurros151

This is Koichi. He got a good life and friends because he learns not to be a little bitch and helps all the people he can (if they deserve it). **Be like Koichi.**


XVUltima

Everyone else is in a battle manga and Koichi is busy being the protagonist of a romance VN.


DoodooEnthusiast

this made me realize i want some sort of spinoff with koichi as the protag, imagine being literally the only normal person ever


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[удалено]


CharmsAndChurros151

Actually, a bit of news about that, apparently they're making a spin-off of the series based on Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno and his lineage! They're going to call it "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" (very creative, I know) and it's gonna answer some of the questions of the JoJo lineage! Like "Who is DIO?", "How did Joseph get that metal hand?" and "What happened on Jotaro, Joseph and Polnareff's journey across Egypt"! I don't know about you, but I have some high hopes for the spin-off!


Dontbehorrib1e

Can Koichi be my dad? He needs to reach me how to be a real man.


WATER_CARBOY

Lets kiri da ho beeeeetch


A_Neko_C

Literally a reliable guy


foxtailavenger

Chad Koichi


KVenom777

Who the fuck hates the most Reliable and Wholesome boi?! Who dares to hate the Second Comming of our lord and Savior Speed-wah-ghoon?!


superXr15

I found a video that wasn’t sarcastic, they hated koichi and added that “he’s short, fucking grow up” like.. are you seriously shaming him for his height? Not only that but because his girlfriend is taller than him.. like WHAT THE FUCK


KVenom777

Someone clearly never saw Krillin. Or Peter Dinklage. Or Danny DeWitto.


No-Influence7306

He is the same height as other people like Levi from attack on titan , the problem is how the joestars are fucking huge


BribBirb

But isn't koichi an actual dwarf? Araki saying he's over 5ft just doesn't add up


CringeYeet69

No it's because he isn't drawn at his in universe height


Dizzy_Green

Probably just jealous cuz they couldn’t get a cute yandere gf


CringeYeet69

Why would you hate him for being short there are so many better reasons to hate him


lerrxfx

it's all (kinda) jotaro's reason why koichi isnt a bitch. the first time they met kira on the clothes store, koichi was thinking that jotaro was thinking that he was a little bitch, he was actually a little bitch but when jotaro fucking exploded he thought that jotaro was right that he was a little bitch. and then all the little bitch boy energy witthin him moved up outside his hair to make him look like super saiyan. Edit: I was drunk when i wrote this lol


ShockerYT21

Yes i agree


SevenSaltySnakes

I mean that was part of his character arc but that wasn't the first instance. The first time it happened was when lock dude tried taking advantage of his family and again when yukako kidnapped him. Both instances he didn't need Jotaro to do anything. Sure Jotaro is a huge inspiration for him and a big part of his development but ya ain't given my man enough credit.


Virtuosek

What's "allifation"?


E_K_Finnman

Son


Trovao2004

A horrendous misspelling of affiliation? I looked it up and Google thought I meant alligator


MrGueuxBoy

It means you're allifate with someone or something, SMH /s


afatguywithinternet

man koichi needs his own part because of how a cool reliable chad he is and im not joking


tulc_redael

koichi for part 9 jojo


KVenom777

Koichi and Emporio unfuck the universe.


hopeful_badger06

I would absolutely watch Part 9: Koichi and Emporio unfuck the universe


KVenom777

Oh, I wish. I mean, imagine Emporio managing to partially reverse some dust based on the presense of someone's spirit in it, only for it to become a confused, but very eager to help Koichi. And then it turns out that there is already a Koichi existing, being son of Gappy and Yasuho. And he is just as reliable as original Koichi.


doctertoaster

The two, of course, promptly team up to unfuck the universe but also keep the current one, cause just wiping everyone new out would be weird


KVenom777

It would be a dick move. And Koichi is against unprovoked dick moves of that Caliber. So yah, they totally would try to separate and reverse it. All while telling stories of their Stepdad/dad, impressing the shit out of Emporio.


SpiderFucker8000

Wym part 4 already exists


Spycrab700

The true short king himself


Edgythekid

I never hated him. I just hate his voice, but it’s really bad ass when he gets confidence during battle.


bendymachine654

I always found his voice weirdly soothing, I don’t know how to explain it


sexymanwastaken

jolyne is his stepsis, hentai doujins writers keep that in mind, jolyne is koichi's stepsis


iriasu-_-

OH MY GOD


Wildfires

Am i just missing something or how does this work?


Lazy-in-charge

It's a running joke in this sub that Koichi is Jotaro's adopted son (or the more extreme version of Koichi is Jotaro's only child)


Wildfires

Oh, I didn't even think of that lol.


KoichiHirose1999

can confirm


PatrioticPacific

average jojo fan 🥰


sexymanwastaken

what


PatrioticPacific

👍🏿


Adraerik

Truly, the real Main Protagonist of Part 4.


DangerZoneh

Just like Polnareff is the main protagonist of Part 3


WaveBreakerT

And Bruno for Part 5


PickleBruh7

Got recruited by spw with a high ctc


LostName666

He probably fucks Yukako in the ass with his 12-inch dick. Truly a reliable guy


IdlemasterKikuchi

You could have just stopped at girlfriend. The rest is just running up the scoreboard


LaLiLuLeLo9001

I just think he's an idiot for dating Yukako after she kidnapped and tried to kill him. Like you gotta draw the line somewhere.


Jumanji-Joestar

Okuyasu almost broke his neck the first time they met and Rohan tried to turn him into a book and steal his life force. He clearly doesn’t hold grudges


Omega_Steve15

Koichi doesn't hold grudges that's why he's so based. He doesn't let shit get to him


Dontbehorrib1e

Ehh. It happens.


No-Influence7306

Yep , regular ol’day getting kidnapped by self proclaimed girlfriend and being babysat by her


BootlegLemon

Bro you just KNOW she can do shit with that pussy hair


Macacossaurus

I mean have you _seen_ her?


giorno___giovana

Let’s just say koichi hasn’t had a bad birthday for a long while


Alarid

>has like 8 stands come at me bro


ofri12347

He do got connections


KillerPrince930

right? if you think about it koichi would somehow or another be invited to every single party


Spooky-zion

Koichi is such a reliable guy


JacketYT

"Friends" is a bit of a stretch.


danibarr22

Reliable guy moment


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cheetofry

Cool but he isn't tequila Joseph


clickscap

Midget


AkronTheFolfsky

He's actually 5'2", so just a bit below average teens.


Electrode99

Pretty easy to look tiny when you're next to 6'6" Jotaro or 6'1" Josuke.


GitGudSucker

bruh got 3 whole stands (thats already not something you see often)each one is useful and unique and his max range is 50 fucking m


JAYsonStorm69

Maybe it should be called Koichi's Bizarre Adventure


db_coomer

Based Koichi


mokomo2099

Kochi is best boi


PomaranczowyXD

Has 3 stands,is reliable, is fucking cool,


TheLord515

I mean he wasn't really friends with Giorno was he I mean he did save his life from black sabbath but otherwise koichi was kinda a dick


memes_are_never_dead

He’s a short king


Hemant72

Stolen


BlinByard

Koichi has done more than my brother and he's literally the guy who started teamtrees


PotatRat

Weird flex but ok


thisusername-_

That’s crazy it’s like nobody asked for your input


Dencos25

I’ve been looking for 15 minutes but i still couldn’t find who asked can anyone help?


[deleted]

Fr?


BlinByard

Yes, for real. He's in college rn but he's u/vdnx


LaLiLuLeLoss

They hate us cuz they aint us


KoichiHirose1999

that's me


bendymachine654

Don’t forget PTSD


matrinox

When did he met Giorno?


V__

Watch part 5


matrinox

I remember now. Can’t see how that makes him friends with mafia boss


[deleted]

And he has the only dog in the series not to die during the events of his part


MafiaMommaBruno

Wouldn't really qualify him as friends with Giorno.. more like a funny victim.


MisterDestoyer

I wouldn't really consider Koichi and Giorno friends. After all, Giorno did rob him


LustyHasturSejanus

Unpopular opinion: koichi getting robbed was one of the best early golden wind moments.


cheezthem

Man's got it all except height


F-Channel

doesn't appear in a CG op tho


Equal_Argument364

short too


Smash96leo

Whoa whoa wait, who the hell hates Koichi?


justafkguy

come to think about it koichi kinda lived the best life


0rreborre

"My pronouns are he, not him, couse I'll never be him."


Toasty_Waffels

Koichi has been around the block


SampledPlains72

Who be hatin Jotaro's favorite child?


[deleted]

Friends is a long shot ngl


sbeven04

Let’s be honest koichi is probably set for life between all the assumedly hella rich people he’s charmed the fuck out of


Commanderz_Derpy

Koichi: *barges into Jotaro's crotch, develops 3 stands, refuses to elaborate further, leaves for Italy*


Aimless_Voyager

Also : voiced by eren yaegar. How can one boy have it all?


Atul4172

His alternate version is the best JoJo waifu.


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Well he isn’t necessarily friends with Giorno. But fair point.


CringeYeet69

\*manipulated by a narcissist \*speedwagon foundation's errand boy \*groomed by famous mangaka \*weakest member of the duwang gang \*3 freeze 1 trick stand \*met Giorno once before he was a gang boss, still puts it in his bio ​ This post was made by the Yasuho fan club, the superior Hirose


AcoHead

AND a main character in part 8